He sighed as he walked out of his radio booth. This was the part of his job that LG never liked. During his radio show he had to give sex time advice to people all over IGNOLand and pretend to be happy. But LG was anything but happy. He felt miserable almost every day lately. Recently IGNOLand had one of its greatest threats, the Jizzard. During the epic battle LG had decided to give himself to the beast just because he wanted to be reunited with his lover at the time, xL. This proved to be a major mistake that almost cost the IGNOites the battle. Luckily the combine power of the group that was fighting the Jizzard was able to save xL from this form.
LG and xL were happy at the time until they talked about the fight. Quickly they both realized that their relationship had put IGNOLand in great danger. The two warriors decided it would be best if they broke up just in case of a similar situation ever happened.
Just thinking about the break up ruined LG’s mood. At one point he was going to marry xL and now there was nothing left for them besides friendship.
“Fuck,” LG muttered as he pushed five kok into the vending machine of the dimly lit hall outside his radio booth.
As LG punched in his order for a pudding cup he heard his wacky side kick come out of the studio.
“Yo, DJ Jizzy LG!” The tiger said in an upbeat tone. “Great job today!”
LG forced a smile as he turned around to thank SG2.
“No seriously,” SG2 continued, “great advice on when it’s okay to not use a goat condom.”
“Well I try,” LG said grabbing his pudding cup. LG had no intention of staying to chat with the tiger so he told her that he would see her tomorrow for the next radio show and walked out of the building into IGNO City.
LG started to walk towards the rail station that had recently built so IGNOites could quickly get from country to country. Normally he would hang out in the city and get a nice bite to eat at the restaurant but tonight he just wanted to go home his phallic shaped land. He was almost to the train station but then he heard something.
“LG!” A familiar voice yelled from behind.
LG knew this voice far too well. Not only did he know the man personally but recently he had been calling into the radio show. It was the Neutral from The Outback, Tim.
“Hey Tim,” LG said in annoyed voice.
“Don’t ‘hey Tim’ me you ass!” Tim snapped back. “You never will answer my question on the radio show so I thought I would come personally to get an answer.”
LG sighed as he rubbed his hand on his red tipped hair. “Tim as I have told you many times before I do not know a way to train a sheep to give someone head.”
Tim looked angry for a second but then he wore a devious grin. “Fine if you don’t know right now I’ll give you time,” the tailed man said.
LG rolled his eyes and told him, “Don’t count on it. I’m going home.”
“Then I am too,” Tim said with an intense look on his face.
“Okay enjoy your kangaroos,” LG said as he started back on his walk to the train station. It didn’t take more than a minute for LG to notice Tim following him. “What are you doing!?”
“Going home,” Tim said, “With you.”
“Um no you are not,” LG told the Neutral traitor of IGNOLand.
“Sorry to tell you this LG, but until I get my answer I won’t leave your side,” Tim said matter-of-factly.
Great, LG thought, just what I fucking need! I know he will actually follow me home. I could just make something up but that would damage my credibility! If I throw that away I will never make any Kok for my show. I bet if I just let him come home he will get bored and leave.
“Fine come with me Tim,” LG said as he continued on to the train station.
Nothing too important happened on the train. Tim asked LG many questions and LG did his best to answer hoping it would shut the guy up. LG didn’t hate Tim or anything like that, but he did hate being around people at this point.
When LG got back to the lighthouse in his country he welcomed Tim in. Though LG didn’t want company he didn’t want to be rude.
“Nice place you got here,” Tim said admiring the portraits of naked men on the walls.
“Thanks,” LG said not trying to hide his annoyance, “Listen I’m not really in the mood to do very much tonight so I think I’m just gonna head off to bed.”
“I guess that is where I’m heading too,” Tim told his host.
“Woah woah woah,” LG reacted, “I am not okay with that. I plan on sleeping tonight so I need to sleep alone.”
“You sleep with people all the time,” Tim remarked, “Tonight you will sleep with me.”
LG knew what Tim meant but the way it came off to him did make his penis twitch. It had been over a month since he and xL had broken up and in that time he hadn’t fucked anyone. LG knew that having sex would make him feel better but that wasn’t what Tim wanted and LG had no intentions of getting mixed up with him. Plus LG didn’t want sex that night and he could tell that sex wasn’t Tim’s intention either.
LG and Tim walked to the top floor of the penis shaped tower where LG’s bed was. LG stripped off his red and pink gi down to his boxer shorts. He couldn’t help but feel like he was being watched by the unwanted guest. When LG turned around he saw that Tim was already down to his underwear as well.
“Listen Tim you can sleep across the room,” LG said pointing to the guest bed across the room.
“I don’t like that idea LG,” Tim told LG, “I’m worried about how you have been acting all day.”
LG knew what Tim meant. LG didn’t want anyone around anymore. All LG wanted was to be alone.
“Listen Tim,” LG started, “I like having space and you have been in my space ALL FUCKING DAY! Please just leave me alone.”
“No,” Tim said sternly, “You need someone and I will be that person.”
Is it that obvious that I’m still getting over xL? LG thought. I thought that I was doing so well... I haven’t broken down yet, and I have no plan to tonight. Maybe if I just give in he will stop talking.
LG let out a long sigh before saying, “All right Tim you can join me in bed. But I have full plans on sleeping so be quiet!”
“I won’t make a peep,” Tim said with a big smile on his face.
LG rolled his eyes as he crawled under the covers, followed by Tim.
“Good night LG,” Tim chirped.
LG sighed and said goodnight before he fell into a deep sleep.
LG woke up only an hour later. He had the same dream that he had for the last month. The dream was always the same; it always took him back to when he and xL broke up. Whenever LG woke up from this he was crying. He felt an empty pain in his chest. xL had been such a good reminder of Comet back on Gaylia. For LG it had been what had continued his hope of getting home but now that hope was gone.
LG didn’t get to cry for too long though because the gentle shaking he had from sobbing must have woken his bedmate.
“LG what’s wrong?” Tim asked concerned.
“Nothing,” LG lied.
“Is it about your break up with xL?”
This hit a nerve in LG’s chest. He had bottled this up for the last month but now he couldn’t fake a smile and say that it was okay. Instead all of his emotions flowed out of him as he began to cry his eyes out.
“I miss him Tim,” LG told the other man in his bed.
Suddenly LG felt a hand on his shoulder. As he looked over at Tim he saw sincerity in Tim’s eyes. Then LG felt his tears be wiped away by Tim’s thumbs.
“I know it must be hard LG,” Tim started, “And life isn’t fair. Above all things I think that you and xL were THE gay couple of IGNOLand. People could feel how much you and him cared for each other but you have to push through this because people of IGNO need you.”
LG was speechless; he was amazed by Tim’s words. He and Tim had never bonded further than just fellow IGNOites but right now LG felt very safe and special with him. LG hoped that Tim couldn’t hear his heart fluttering.
“LG… I need you,” Tim whispered.
LG’s heart skipped a beat. “Why? Why do you need me? All I have been trying to do is push people away. Why won’t you take the hint?”
Tim let out a sigh. “Well you probably remember when we were in IRC Studios right when that kid Tru showed up.”
LG did remember this but wondered what it had to do with this.
“Well he said some things about being gay to me,” Tim paused, “I know he was a small child but it hurt a lot. For a brief time I wondered about being gay. But then you took me aside and talked to me about being gay. You told me about Gaylia and how your world used to be. No one ever takes time just for me, but you did.”
“Tim,” LG said softly. Tonight it felt like his heart was being shook up. Tim’s story actually made LG want to cry.
“LG I know you’re hurt right now but if you wouldn’t have said something to me I don’t know if I would be as happy as I am right now. I needed you then and you look like you need a hug now. And I plan on being here for you no matter how much you push me away.”
“Tim,” LG said with a pause, “I am so broken right now. I know that I haven’t been the nicest but honestly I think that just made me happy. But what if-”
LG would have continued but he was interrupted by Tim’s lips being pressed against his own. It was one of the most amazing kisses of his life. At that moment everything felt perfect.
The next day LG did his radio show. It was the same thing that had it had always been. After the show LG was getting ready to go but was stopped by SG2.
“You sure are in a good mood today,” She told him, “Why is that?”
“I would love to tell you but someone special is waiting outside,” LG said starting to leave the radio booth.
“Wait!” SG2 shouted, “You have to tell me what's going on!”
LG let out a small chuckle. “Maybe some other time!”
When LG got outside he met up with Tim and the two held hands as they walked to train station.