Attack of the Jizzard

September 07, 2011

Joins: xL ([email protected])
IGNOBot sets mode: +v xL

Oddcl: ill try some more icecream

xL takes a sample of Bradios

SG2Tiger: yeah, ice cream

xL takes a sample of Tim

SG2Tiger: That'll help the diabetic

SG2Tiger: >_>

Bradios: 0_0

Bradios: ....What are you doing, xL?

Oddcl: brother in law suggested it even though its not great I still need to get the carbs in for the medicine

xL takes a sample of CaeJ

Tim: :O

SG2Tiger: o_o

xL takes a sample Hamel

xL takes a sample of SG2Tiger

SG2Tiger hides

SG2Tiger: NOOOO

Oddcl: *hides*

Bradios: Is he....

xL takes a sample of MrBones

SG2Tiger: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

Bradios: It can't be....

Oddcl: *speaks into loudspeaker* SAMPLE MY ASS!

SG2Tiger: PHIL NO

xL takes a sample of Silvia

SG2Tiger: HE'LL DO IT!!

Bradios: He's trying to clone us all....

SG2Tiger: HE'LL SAMPLE YOUR ASS!!

SG2Tiger: YOUR ACTUAL ASS

xL takes a sample of Oddcl

Oddcl: *hides to not pe sampled*

SG2Tiger: SEE

Oddcl: bullshit

MrBones: Xl stop plz

Oddcl: its xl

Oddcl: he is messing with names

MrBones: I'm playin pokemons

Hamel pushes xL Dx

Oddcl: *points* MEGAS XLR KICK LS ASS

Tim: D:

MrBones: And highlighting me freezes the emulator

Hamel: He can try to clone me all he wants, its already been done/been over with

Hamel: not sure where they are don't care

Hamel is neutral

SG2Tiger: He already sampled you so he shouldn't be HLing you anymore

xL takes a sample of myself

SG2Tiger: hamel you need to find your clone

SG2Tiger: Or you'll never get your position back

CaeJ: Did.. irc make a Kryptonian noise when XL sampled me? ...

Hamel is not worried

xL places the samples in a bowl

xL adds some sugar and spice

xL and everything not-so-nice

Bradios: O_O

SG2Tiger: You're making evil little girls?

SG2Tiger: Shouldn't it be snakes and snails and puppydog tails?

Hamel: MRBONES SHOULD LOVE THE LITTLE GIRLS

Bradios: That's for the rowdyruff boys

MrBones: Goddamnit

SG2Tiger: ...he just asked not to be HL'd, hamel

MrBones: Don't fucking highlight me

Hamel: sorry >.> I didn't see

MrBones: I just got back to where I was

xL: I just need one more ingredient

SG2Tiger wants to know what XL did with the samples

xL: They are currently in the oven

Hamel: Cupcaeks?

SG2Tiger: ...HE'S MAKING CUPCAEKS WITH MY DNA?!

Hamel: also

Hamel: how did he get mine when I'm shadows and fire?

SG2Tiger: He has his ways

CaeJ: ... *sighs*. Allegory of the cave.

xL: http://www.finaltouchpowdercoating.com/shopl/Da_Big_Oven.jpg

xL: That is the oven I am using

SG2Tiger: O_O;

xL: I am making something amazing

xL: in DA BIG OVEN, as the URL calls it

SG2Tiger: J-Jizz toast?

xL: No, it's better

Bradios: ...

xL: It shits jizz toast

SG2Tiger is scared

Bradios: He's making a monster to destroy IGNOLand with Jizz Toast?

SG2Tiger peeks into the oven

xL slaps SG2Tiger

xL: NO

SG2Tiger: OW

SG2Tiger: BITCH

SG2Tiger slaps XL with the 12x24

xL smells the aroma of what appears to be Christmas cookies

Bradios: It gets worse, doesn't it?

SG2Tiger: You shouldn't be asking stupidly obvious questions

SG2Tiger: You should be RUNNING

xL: Yes, you should

SG2Tiger runs

Bradios flies the fuck outta here

CaeJ runs into a wall

CaeJ cries

SG2Tiger: Cae, you can fly

SG2Tiger is still running

xL ding

xL: 😮

Bradios: You're half carpet remember?

xL: I think it is done

SG2Tiger: No, TWO dings means it's done

SG2Tiger: *ding ding*

SG2Tiger: Slightly more rapid...

xL: >.>

SG2Tiger: *dingding*

CaeJ: I... completely forgot.... :O

SG2Tiger: *shakes head*

SG2Tiger: I'd offer AWSM for whoever got the ref but

SG2Tiger: The AWSM is gone ;_;

Bradios: Futurama

SG2Tiger: Yes

SG2Tiger: You get spiritual awesome

Bradios: The episode where Leela discovers she's a mutant

xL: Speaking of mutants...

SG2Tiger: Isn't that the machine that makes noses?

SG2Tiger: IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS

SG2Tiger: WHY SHOULDN'T IT

MrBones: Good news everyone

SG2Tiger: FUCK

SG2Tiger: I heard it

Bradios: Me too

xL: Tim

xL: You're a daddy

CaeJ: I heard it in Eloquence Bobby's voice.

Tim: :O

Tim: WHAT!?

SG2Tiger: o_o

xL: Wanna hold it?

Bradios: Is it....

SG2Tiger: tim

Bradios: Oh god...

SG2Tiger: DID YOU HAVE PENIS SEX WITH XL?!

Tim: o.o

Tim: NO

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IGNOBot sets mode: +v Jizzard

MrBones: XL are you cloning?

SG2Tiger: THEN HOW DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO--

SG2Tiger: O_O

Tim: WHATS HAPPENED?!

Bradios: IT'S A MUTANT CLONE

SG2Tiger: OH NO

Tim: @_@

SG2Tiger: IT'S...REAL...!!

SG2Tiger: AS FORETOLD IN LEGEND

Jizzard cries

SG2Tiger: *JIZZARD?!*

SG2Tiger: A WIZARD OF JIZZ?!

Bradios: OH MY GOD!!!!

xL gives it to SG2

SG2Tiger: WE MUST KILL THE CHILD BEFORE IT GROWS UP AND FULFILLS THE PROPHECY!!

Jizzard barks

SG2Tiger prepares to stab the baby

Bradios: Right!

SG2Tiger: O_O

MrBones: Xl answer my question

Bradios cocks a shotgun

Hamel: <_<

xL: I cloned EVERYONE

Hamel puts Lost Jacket on

Hamel: ooh

xL: And made a super baby...thing

Hamel shrugs

SG2Tiger: It's not cloning

SG2Tiger: He used all our DNA and mixed it to create...

SG2Tiger: The One

Hamel: >3>

Jizzard: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SG2Tiger: He who has been foretold in prophecy

SG2Tiger: WE HAVE TO KILL IT NOW

Jizzard starts growing

SG2Tiger: IT WILL AGE RAPIDLY TO ADULTHOOD!!

MrBones calls for the leperachauns

Hamel stays neutral

SG2Tiger blasts the chainsaw cannons

Bradios begins shooting it with shotgun

Hamel sits down in a chair reading a book

MrBones signals for narwhals

Jizzard starts growing a penis

SG2Tiger is laughing IRL at Hamel's commitment to neutralness BTW

SG2Tiger: SHOOT THE PENIS OFF!!

MrBones: ATTACK!

SG2Tiger fires the chainsaw cannons at the crotch

Jizzard starts growing another penis

Bradios sends for the suicide squad of androids

SG2Tiger: NO

SG2Tiger: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamel: Why thank you SG2

Jizzard grows yet another penis

Hamel flips a page and smiles x3

Hamel: I love this book

Jizzard looks at Bradios

Tim: x.x

CaeJ: But... whose penis is it most like?

Bradios: O_O

MrBones stabs the jizzard in the heart

MrBones: And by heart I mean

MrBones: Penis growth gland

Tim: ITS UNSTOPPABLE

Bradios begins rapidly shooting it

SG2Tiger launches the chainsaw cannons full-force

Jizzard starts walking

SG2Tiger: we...may be too late...

Hamel eats ice cream

SG2Tiger: We should have known...when he got the samples!!

Bradios sends for the giant robot

MrBones calls for narwhal castration

xL gets in a hot-air balloon and flies away

SG2Tiger shoots down the balloon

Hamel waves at xL

SG2Tiger pelts XL full of chainsaw lasers

MrBones: Stop it or be executed

Hamel: O.o oh... hmm... guess he didn't get away

Jizzard grabs xL

Tim pets the Jizzard

xL: WHAT

Bradios sets giant robot to automatic

SG2Tiger: OH NO

SG2Tiger: *OH NO*

SG2Tiger: THEY'RE GOING TO MERGE!!

Jizzard eats xL

SG2Tiger: STOP THEM!!

SG2Tiger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamel: >__> Why?

Bradios orders the robot to attack

xL: OH SHI-

Hamel: why not just let them do what they want?

Bradios: NEVER!!!

Hamel: oh wait, I forgot 😀 I have an airship

MrBones envelops the jizzard with hamel

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Hamel: O.o eeehhh?

SG2Tiger: o_o

SG2Tiger: Did we do it?

Bradios: Did we....

SG2Tiger: ...NO

Hamel is confused

SG2Tiger: LOOK...!!

xL is now known as Ultimate_Jizzard

SG2Tiger: UP THERE!!

SG2Tiger: FUCK!!!

Bradios: O_O

SG2Tiger: THEY'VE MERGED

Bradios: RUN!

Ultimate_Jizzard has wings

MrBones: attack it with vaginas

SG2Tiger: NOW THEY'LL FULFILL THE PROPHECY!!

Bradios: IT'S ULTIMATE JIZZARD

SG2Tiger: BY BRINGING A WAVE OF JIZZ TO FLOOD THE ENTIRE WORLD

Ultimate_Jizzard flies after Hamel

Hamel: ....

Hamel: hey I've done nothing to you

MrBones has a boat

Ultimate_Jizzard shoots gallons of jizz at her to trap her

Bradios: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!!!

Hamel: I'm staying out of this fight

SG2Tiger climbs in Bones' boat

Ultimate_Jizzard: Too fucking bad

SG2Tiger: IT CAN TALK NOW?!

Hamel has crew fly higher to avoid the Jizz

MrBones puts hamel in the fight

SG2Tiger: You can't let your second-in-command be covered in jizz!!

Bradios: May I please come in, Fuhrer?

Hamel escapes fight

MrBones removes self from fight

Ultimate_Jizzard sticks Hamel in a bag

SG2Tiger: We need to teleport away

MrBones: No neutrals

SG2Tiger: To somewhere safe

Ultimate_Jizzard turns vibrator on

Oddcl: o,o

Hamel: too bad UJ I flew away

Bradios: Very well

Hamel: I'm out

SG2Tiger envelopes the boat in a glowing light

CaeJ whistles inconspicuously

SG2Tiger warps to the other side of the planet

Bradios sends for a boat

SG2Tiger: john and the boat come with

SG2Tiger: They teleport with me

Ultimate_Jizzard starts glowing

Bradios: Actually, fuck it

SG2Tiger: But we might not be safe here for long

Bradios flies to follow SG2Tiger

SG2Tiger: THE JIZZ IS COMING

MrBones: To the palace

SG2Tiger grabs Bones and flies to the palace

Bradios: My precious Island....

Ultimate_Jizzard: You see your mighty oceans?

Bradios: Covered in Jizz....

Ultimate_Jizzard: Soon they shall be nothing but sperm

SG2Tiger: The world will run white...with jizz...

Ultimate_Jizzard: And the trees will spout penises

Bradios: And red with the blood of the innocent

Tim goes for a swim

SG2Tiger: WE MUST PROTECT THE PALACE AT ALL COSTS

Ultimate_Jizzard: and volcanoes do...something else

SG2Tiger laughed IRL at Tim

Tim: :3

SG2Tiger: Guess it's not bad for everyone

Ultimate_Jizzard spots Tim

MrBones: The palace is protected from all attack

Tim: :3

Bradios begins building a shield to protect Bone's Palace

Ultimate_Jizzard grabs Tim

SG2Tiger: I'll maintain a forcefield around the palace for as long as I can

SG2Tiger: I may be immortal, but I'll still succumb to fatigue eventually

SG2Tiger: And pass out

SG2Tiger: Then wake up

MrBones: for it to be attacked people would have to know where it is

SG2Tiger: Covered in jizz

SG2Tiger: Like an average tuesday for college sluts

MrBones: Lol

Ultimate_Jizzard: Instead of eating you, you will transform the good old fashioned way, Tim

Bradios: I can't afford to get semen in my circuitry...

Tim: 😮

SG2Tiger: Even if XL doesn't know where it is, the jizz will eventually reach it

Tim: How?!

MrBones: Only you sg2tiger and I have that information

Ultimate_Jizzard bends over

SG2Tiger: I'll have to hold the forcefield up and hope someone can destroy the jizzard before it wears off

SG2Tiger: Or the palace will be swept away

SG2Tiger: Even if XL can't find it, if he floods the planet...

Hamel had found that info years ago >.> and knows where the palace is

Ultimate_Jizzard suction powers ignite and its ass becomes somewhat like a vacuum

Bradios begins scanning to find Bones' palace so he can place the shield

Ultimate_Jizzard sucks up Tim

Hamel: I'll stick to the skies where I'm at, I want no part in the fight

Hamel will reveal no information

SG2Tiger: Good

SG2Tiger: But I don't trust Bradios

Hamel is now known as CaptainHamel

SG2Tiger: Not that he'll ever find it

Tim begins to get sucked in

Ultimate_Jizzard starts vomiting goats

Tim: Noooooo!!!

SG2Tiger: O_O

Tim: x.x

Tim: HALP

Bradios: I've built a shield for the palace...

SG2Tiger: But...but you didn't sample Katie

SG2Tiger: How did you gain her powers?!

SG2Tiger: shouldn't you be vomiting sheep?

Ultimate_Jizzard: I used a special device that traveled to her home and got a quick sample for me

SG2Tiger: X_X

Ultimate_Jizzard: I also have extracted samples of Reese, LG, and PWR

Ultimate_Jizzard: Well, not PWR

Ultimate_Jizzard: She's too powerful

CaptainHamel: The crows? O.o

SG2Tiger: He probably couldn't get close enough to her

SG2Tiger: Or MTS

SG2Tiger: Their female powers would destroy hi--

SG2Tiger: O_O

SG2Tiger: THAT'S IT!!

SG2Tiger: WE NEED VAGES

Ultimate_Jizzard: NO!

SG2Tiger: WE NEED ENOUGH VAGES TO SUCK UP ALL THE JIZZ IN THE WORLD

SG2Tiger: AND THERE IS ONLY ONE VAGE STRONG ENOUGH

SG2Tiger: AND SLUTTY ENOUGH

SG2Tiger: TO DRINK ALL THE CUM

Ultimate_Jizzard: I will drown this planet in semen

Ultimate_Jizzard: And give birth to a new, clean earth

SG2Tiger txts PWR

CaptainHamel: Oh hey! I've got a gender switch machine >> I forgot about that

MrBones hides in the palace watching and playing pokemon

MrBones: Lol

CaptainHamel: Hey, I could use it on you Bones

CaptainHamel: >>

SG2Tiger: We need to just wait it out in the palace for PWR to appear

SG2Tiger: That wouldn't be very neutral, hamel

CaptainHamel: I know, which is why I am not

SG2Tiger: Lol

CaptainHamel: I said COULD not WILL

Ultimate_Jizzard starts growing bigger

SG2Tiger: Well, the earth is doomed

SG2Tiger: Unless PWR shows up

Bradios begins searching for the palace manually

Bradios: Fuhrer, I told you before I'll do anything to make up for my deeds in the past.

SG2Tiger: But you're neutral

SG2Tiger: Why are you trying to fight for us

CaptainHamel: I think he wants to stop being neutral?

SG2Tiger: But how can we trust him?

SG2Tiger: Maybe if he was good or evil

SG2Tiger: We'd know where he stood

SG2Tiger: But he's neutral

Bradios: So, until I find the palace, I'll distract the Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard starts masturbating

SG2Tiger: OH NO

Bradios sends for the giant robot army to attack Ultimate_Jizzard

Bradios: Hopefully that will last

Bradios: For now at least

Ultimate_Jizzard is unaffected

Bradios: ffffff-

SG2Tiger: Nothing can stop it now except PWR's vage

SG2Tiger: Maybe if you had sexbots

SG2Tiger: They could temporarily suck up some of the jizz

Bradios: I had some back at the mountain base....

SG2Tiger: Until it short-circuits their mechanical vaginas

Bradios: But I don't know if their active or not...

Ultimate_Jizzard: You guys should be celebrating

SG2Tiger: Maybe if you prove yourself loyal enough, you can be accepted as a non-neutral

Ultimate_Jizzard: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/2/28536617-f761-4a38-9073-98d012fc36e5.jpg

Ultimate_Jizzard: Like them

SG2Tiger: NOOOOOOOO

Bradios tests to see if the robot sex slaves work

Ultimate_Jizzard starts playing with the robot sex slaves

Bradios: THEY WORK!

SG2Tiger: Hopefully you didn't fuck them dry, Bradios

SG2Tiger: Yay

Ultimate_Jizzard goes to take them out to dinner

SG2Tiger: HEY JIZZARD

SG2Tiger: KNOW WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

SG2Tiger: YOUR DICKS!!!!!!!!!

SG2Tiger: GO, ROBOTSLAVES!!

Bradios orders the robot slaves to begin sucking up as much jizz as possible

Bradios: Go my creations! Suck all that Jizz up!

SG2Tiger: He'll have to ejaculate into them until they explode

SG2Tiger: Man this is like some sort of awful pornographic horror movie

SG2Tiger: NIGHT OF THE LIVING JIZZ

CaeJ: But jizz is already alive...

SG2Tiger: ...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

SG2Tiger: Never Go Back To Jizzard Lake

SG2Tiger: Better?

CaptainHamel: Ocean?

SG2Tiger: STAY OUT OF THIS YOU FILTHY NEUTRAL

CaptainHamel shrugs and drinks wine

Ultimate_Jizzard: ...Did I just hear that blasted Tiger?

Ultimate_Jizzard starts moving towards that direction

SG2Tiger: Nope

SG2Tiger: You'll never find me

Bradios: I'll need some moar android sex slaves..

SG2Tiger: I'm safely hidden in the palace

Ultimate_Jizzard heads North

CaptainHamel: I thought SG2 could throw her voice

SG2Tiger: You'll need to speak its location aloud in order to enter it

Bradios begins building tens of thousands of the android sex slaves

CaptainHamel: so therefore who knows where its coming from

SG2Tiger: And I don't think you know where we are

Ultimate_Jizzard heads to the North Pole to see Santa Claus

Tim: o.o

SG2Tiger: Hah

SG2Tiger: Good luck

SG2Tiger: The Krampus lives there

SG2Tiger: He'll beat your jizz-soaked ass

Bradios: Everybody, pray and hope that this works

Bradios activates all the android sex slaves at the same time

SG2Tiger: o_o

Bradios sends them off to the areas where Jizzard has spread Jizz

Bradios orders them to begin sucking up as much Jizz as possible

SG2Tiger: You're doing it wrong

SG2Tiger: Worry about that later

SG2Tiger: Right now you need to stop him from creating more jizz

SG2Tiger: Plug up his cocks

SG2Tiger: Cut it off at the source

Bradios tells them to ignore the last order and head for the north pole to take out Jizzard

Bradios: and by that I mean

Bradios tells them to have sex with him endlessly

SG2Tiger: The very notion of fucking vages might cripple him too

SG2Tiger: Leaving him vulnerable

Ultimate_Jizzard builds a massive hotel

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IGNOBot sets mode: +v LG

LG: :O

SG2Tiger: A love hotel?

SG2Tiger: LG!!

SG2Tiger: QUICK

SG2Tiger: WE NEED YOUR HELP

Ultimate_Jizzard smells something peculiar

SG2Tiger: XL sampled all our DNA and used it to create a mutant baby

Ultimate_Jizzard smells............LG

SG2Tiger: Then the baby ate him

SG2Tiger: And they merged to form the Ultimate Jizzard

LG: :O

SG2Tiger: Now he's flooding the earth with jizz

Ultimate_Jizzard stops building hotels and flies at full speed towards LG

SG2Tiger: Tim was swimming in it

SG2Tiger: But i think he drowned

Ultimate_Jizzard: I WILL EAT HIM AND REACH PERFECTION

Bradios: OH GOD

SG2Tiger: NO WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN

SG2Tiger: WE NEED PWR'S VAGE!!

Tim: (DBZ reference? I'm reminded of Cell >.>)

Bradios: Quick!~ LG! Over here!

CaptainHamel: (I thought that too)

SG2Tiger: It is the only black hole deep enough to suck in all the jizz

Bradios: (Same...)

LG runs from brad

CaeJ: IT'S A TRAP!

LG: never run to a neutral

SG2Tiger: Only unlike Cell

SG2Tiger: He won't eat LG with his tail

SG2Tiger: But with his penis

Bradios: I'm trying to help you, LG

LG: its worse than

LG: DEATH

Ultimate_Jizzard: (bangs head against the wall thinking it was obvious)

SG2Tiger: LG you have to help us defeat him

MrBones ponders

LG: but wait

MrBones: Wouldn't my straight DNA be a weakness in a gay monsters genetics?

LG: dont you wanna see him at full form?

Bradios: O_O

SG2Tiger: No, vegeta, don't do it!! It's suicide!!

Bradios: It could...

SG2Tiger: I mean, LG

Bradios: If he gets to LG, it'll be the end of ALL OF US!!!!

Bradios: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

MrBones is safe in the palace

SG2Tiger: But how do we activate John's straight genes?

CaptainHamel: show it some tits?

SG2Tiger: BRADIOS

SG2Tiger: TEMPT HIM WITH THE SEXY ROBOTS

MrBones: ^^^

CaptainHamel thought it would be obvious >.>

Bradios: Very well!

SG2Tiger: That part of his DNA will make fucking them irresistable

LG: hey monster

LG: eat me

LG: ;p

SG2Tiger: ...WHAT

Bradios sends for the sexy robots

SG2Tiger: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrBones: There is a straight man in there somewhere

MrBones captures lg

Bradios tackles LG

SG2Tiger: DON'T LET IT EAT LG

SG2Tiger: HIS GAYNESS WILL OVERFLOW AND WE'LL ALL BE DOOMED

MrBones locks lg in the palace dungeon

LG: yes bondage!

SG2Tiger: -!!

SG2Tiger: ...lol

SG2Tiger: But okay

CaptainHamel: haha

SG2Tiger: The jizzard can't find him here

Bradios orders the sexy robots to tempt Jizzard

SG2Tiger: Unless somehow his nose for LG's scent leads him right to us...

Ultimate_Jizzard: I must find LG

Ultimate_Jizzard: I will be PERFECT

Ultimate_Jizzard: THE ULTIMATE GAY LIFE FORM

SG2Tiger: The xl in him knows that scent well

SG2Tiger: He might track it here!!

Ultimate_Jizzard: I know the smell of his silky hair anywhere

MrBones: Soaks lg in bleach

Bradios sends for the Giant LG sex slave

Bradios: (brb)

MrBones: And vagejuice

MrBones: The vagejuice of pwr

MrBones: Hmm

CaptainHamel: >.>

SG2Tiger: Why do you have PWR's vage juices lying around the palace? >_>

SG2Tiger: Anyways, FOCUS ON THE SEXBOTS!!

CaptainHamel wonders how he obtained that

SG2Tiger: THERE'S A STRAIGHT MAN IN THERE SOMEWHERE!!

Ultimate_Jizzard: ...NO THERE IS NOT

MrBones sends narwhals armed with vagejuice cannons at Ultimate_Jizzard

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IGNOBot sets mode: +v SexBot197

Ultimate_Jizzard: YES THERE IS

MrBones: There is

SG2Tiger: O_O

Ultimate_Jizzard: NO THERE ISN'T

MrBones: Me

SG2Tiger: He's...

SG2Tiger: He's at war with himself

MrBones: Yes

SexBot197 holds onto Jizzards arm

SG2Tiger: John's genes are being tempted

Ultimate_Jizzard: 😮

SexBot197 rubs the arm

hey there 😉

SG2Tiger: O_O

Ultimate_Jizzard 9,000 erections occur at once

SG2Tiger: SHOW HIM YOUR TITS

SexBot197 jiggles giant boobs

Ultimate_Jizzard: NO

Ultimate_Jizzard: I LOVE THE ASS

Ultimate_Jizzard rubs the tits

SexBot197: you want to touch mine?

SexBot197 smiles

MrBones: Girls have asses too

MrBones: Vage and ass

SG2Tiger: You know you can't resist the vage

SG2Tiger: Forsake the cock

SexBot197 rubs up against Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard wants the vage

Ultimate_Jizzard: NO

Ultimate_Jizzard: I NEED LG'S PENIS TO ACHIEVE PERFECT FORM

SG2Tiger: LG is locked away

SG2Tiger: You'll never find him in time to combat the urge

SexBot197: You need... you want... my vage?

MrBones: Question mark?

SexBot197: sexy question mark

Ultimate_Jizzard touches the vage

Ultimate_Jizzard starts shaking

SG2Tiger: o_o

SexBot197: Ohhh yesss

SG2Tiger: Could it be?

SexBot197: touch it more

CaptainHamel drinks more wine

Ultimate_Jizzard touches it again

Ultimate_Jizzard: FUCK

Ultimate_Jizzard: I WANT A PENIS

MrBones sips on mead and hums die walkurenritt

Ultimate_Jizzard: ....no I don't

Ultimate_Jizzard: YES I DO

SG2Tiger: You know you crave the dripping robo-vage

SG2Tiger: ...dripping with oil, but still

MrBones: Lol

SexBot197: so wet right now, take me now!

SG2Tiger: Vage-scented oil

Ultimate_Jizzard: That rust is soooo hardcore

SG2Tiger: Bradios went all-out with his sexbots

MrBones lubricates the robovage with pwrs juices

SexBot197 jumps on Jizzard

LG: hey Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard sniffs the vage

LG: _______ _______ _ _________ _______

LG: ( ____ )( ____ \( ( /|\__ __/( ____ \

LG: | ( )|| ( \/| \ ( | ) ( | ( \/

LG: | (____)|| (__ | \ | | | | | (_____

LG: | _____)| __) | (\ \) | | | (_____ )

LG: | ( | ( | | \ | | | ) |

LG: | ) | (____/\| ) \ |___) (___/\____) |

LG: |/ (_______/|/ )_)\_______/\_______)

Ultimate_Jizzard: o_O

LG: justa gift

SG2Tiger: LG WTF NO

SexBot197 grabs Jizzards Penis

SG2Tiger: THE VAGE

SG2Tiger: FOCUS ON THE VAGE

SG2Tiger: AND ROBOTITS

MrBones drowns lg in pwrs vagejuice and bleach mixture

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at the big, beautiful penis

SexBot197 squeezes Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at the sexy, rusty vage

MrBones: Keep confusing it

SexBot197: lets go somewhere alone Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at the penis again

Oddcl: o,o

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at the vage

MrBones: it will hurt itself from confusion

SG2Tiger launches 20 sexbots out of a cannon

CaptainHamel sighs

SG2Tiger: VAGE ORGY

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at Tim

CaptainHamel: good to be neutral

CaptainHamel swirls wine in glass

LG: hey hamel

SexBot197: My sisters!

LG: wannahelp me out?

SG2Tiger: Gang up on him

CaptainHamel: Yes LG?

SG2Tiger: Hamel can't help

CaptainHamel: huh?

SG2Tiger: It wouldn't be neutral

LG: let me out

CaptainHamel: I'm sorry, I'm neutral >>

CaptainHamel: and in the sky

SG2Tiger: That'd be taking a side

CaptainHamel: not near the palace

CaptainHamel: I'm only on projection screen

LG: okay you know what

SG2Tiger sneaks into Hamel's airship and steals the sex change machine

LG: PENIS ARMY COME!!!!!!

SG2Tiger: NO!!

MrBones: Army?

MrBones: LG

SG2Tiger fires the sex change beam at LG

SexBot197 attacks Jizzard with sexy powers

SG2Tiger: BECOME A WOMAN!!

SexBot197 uses sisters to help

MrBones: You violated our agreement

MrBones: No armies

CaeJ jumps in the way of the sex change beam

SG2Tiger: O_O WHAT

SG2Tiger: ...CAE HAS...A VAGE?!

CaptainHamel: O__o

MrBones: No armies means no armies

SG2Tiger: He got hit by the sex-change beam!!

LG is set free by the army of penises

CaptainHamel takes the bottle and starts drinking from that

MrBones castrates lg

Ultimate_Jizzard barks

LG: oh so what i have over 9000 more

LG: jizzard

LG: take me here and now

MrBones: Also means marrying xL is forbidden by law

SexBot197: NO

SexBot197: Jizzard is MINE

MrBones: Lol

LG: take me here and now

SexBot197 shoots LG with a ray gun

SG2Tiger: O_O

SexBot197: Stay away from my Jizzard

LG: i gotmy ray gun shot 3 weeks ago

SexBot197 takes out machine gun and shoots LG

Ultimate_Jizzard sees CaeJ

Tim: Mmmm, penis :3

CaeJ waves

Ultimate_Jizzard fondles CaeJ's tits

SG2Tiger: O_O

CaptainHamel: >>

Ultimate_Jizzard licks the cheek

Ultimate_Jizzard meows

MrBones: Lol

SexBot197: Jizzard... does not like Sexbox197?

SG2Tiger: o_o;

SexBot197 cries

Ultimate_Jizzard shreds off Cae's clothes

Ultimate_Jizzard: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ultimate_Jizzard inserts 9,000 penises into CaeJ

SG2Tiger: O_O

SexBot197 self destructs

LG is lost

Quits: SexBot197 ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed: IGNO Webchat - http://ignoirc.co.cc:9090)

LG: okay

LG: wedding off yay

LG: back to whore town

SG2Tiger: Oh geez not again

MrBones: lol

Ultimate_Jizzard explodes a tsunami of jizz

LG packs my stuff and heads to whoretown

SG2Tiger: O_O

MrBones: I didn't nullify the wedding

MrBones: He did

SG2Tiger busts out the jizz umbrella

CaptainHamel: need a lift LG?

CaptainHamel: I have an airship

MrBones: By his actions

LG: whore town where the men are men and so are the women

SG2Tiger: Lol

Ultimate_Jizzard sings It's Raining Jizz

MrBones: Lol

SG2Tiger: well, we knew this wedding was doomed inevitably

MrBones: I thought you exploded

Quits: Ultimate_Jizzard ([email protected]) (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 3.6.21/20110830092825])

MrBones: Lol

CaptainHamel: huh?

CaptainHamel: who exploded?

SG2Tiger: The Jizzard

SG2Tiger: I think we finally defeated it

SG2Tiger: All thanks to Genderbent Cae

MrBones: Lol

SG2Tiger: ...who is probably suffering and full of jizz...

SG2Tiger: we should probably help him

CaptainHamel: well, now we just need PWR to clean up the Jizz from the earth

MrBones whistles the pokemon victory song

CaeJ: ... Umm... Am I pregnant now?

SG2Tiger: Probably

SG2Tiger: But we need to give you 9,000 abortions

MrBones falcon punches caej

SG2Tiger: So you don't give birth to more Jizzards

SG2Tiger: Good. Now do it 8,999 more times

MrBones falcon punches caej

MrBones: x8999

SG2Tiger: There we go

MrBones: Lol

SG2Tiger: We should be safe now

SG2Tiger: Now all we have is...a world flooded with jizz...

SG2Tiger: We need PWR's vage for cleanup.

MrBones: It will dry up

SG2Tiger: Or maybe Tim and LG can drink it

CaptainHamel: yeah and be crusty and gross

LG: nah

MrBones: And then be washed away with oxiclean

CaptainHamel: I think I'll stay in the skies for now

LG: im in whore town

LG: where the men are men and so are the women

SG2Tiger: Is it wonderful?

MrBones: Back to emerald

LG: it is

SG2Tiger: Well now that the Jizzard is dead

CaptainHamel wants to play Pokemon now

SG2Tiger: Brb

SG2Tiger: Pajama tiem

LG: STOP PAJAMA TIME

Tim: *wants*

LG: COME HERE LITTLE KIDDIES ON MY LAP GUESS WHOS BACKWITH A BRAND NEW RAP

CaptainHamel: >.>

LG: ...sorry

CaptainHamel: xD

LG: ill sit quietly

LG: and wait for someone...

LG: 😀

CaptainHamel: >>

CaptainHamel ponders

SG2Tiger: :O

CaptainHamel walks off pondering

SG2Tiger: I thought you were in the air

CaptainHamel: I am in my airship

CaptainHamel: I can't walk around in it?

SG2Tiger: NO

SG2Tiger: NO YOU CANNOT

Tim: EVERYONE KNOWS NO WALKING WHILE THE FASTEN SEATBELT SIGN IS ON

Tim: 😐

SG2Tiger: YEAH.

SG2Tiger: THAT!!

CaptainHamel: >> I have no such things in my ship

SG2Tiger: Then I'm afraid you're in violation of airspace law in IGNOLand

SG2Tiger: You'll have to come downtown with me, Ma'am

Bradios:(Back everybody)

SG2Tiger: You never left Bradios

CaptainHamel flies ship away from IGNOland

MrBones: It's my world and I decree you need to wear safety equipment

Bradios:IRC is being stupid and dc'd me

Bradios: So, what in the world is happening now that Jizzard is gone?

CaptainHamel shrugs and flies ship to secret base

SG2Tiger: Waaaay too much to recap.

Bradios: Aw.