Started On: August 10, 2011
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LG: So me and xL are going to get married and we wanna plan this out. We need food, a 
, presents, and guests. So tell us what youre going to bring. Im bringing pudding and condoms 
SG2: I'll use my chainsaws to carve a beautiful ice sculpture of the happy couple.
LG: Come on you guys we have been whoring off on you forever! The least you could do is help plan our wedding!!!!
xL: Well, obviously I will be bringing toast for appetizers. I can also hire some terrorists as bodyguards. You never know who might want to try and intervene...
Hamel: I'll make the 's and I'm in the process of drawing a picture for it as well 
Mr. Bones:
Bradios: I shall bring you the finest android servants that shall be under your control until the day you die. They have been built to last in any situation and are programmed never to betray their set masters, that being you two.
Lemmy: A bucket of PENISes for the happy couple to snack on together.
SG2: You know, it's funny you mention that, because XL linked us a certain something in IRC last night... (obviously Traitor sells them for a living)
LG: So we have just about everything for a good wedding! Now all we need is a bounce house!
Lemmy: We call them bouncy castles now. And an oversized chess set.
MTS: I shall provide the bounce house in the shape of my tittaaas. 8D
LG: oh well no marriage
Hamel: THE MARRIAGE WILL HAPPEN!!! I'M ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF DRAWING THE PICTURE 
LG: Bones said no :/ i will not go against the ruler of our great land.
SG2: Me and my mafia goons think we're gonna pretend the various incidents that transpired that night never happened. *mafia goons surround LG* Persuade him.
LG: What night huh I don't know what you're talking about! YAY THE WEDDING IS ON!!!!
Bradios: Hooray! Now I won't have to send the android servants off to the scrap heap!
MTS: 
This wedding will be the shit.
Tim: I shall provide fluffy wool for your clothing! And fireworks!! Every big event needs fireworks! Also a sheep to bring the rings forward 
LG: THATS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! BRAD WILL BE BRINGING THE RINGS DOWN FOR US NOT ONE OF YOUR FUCKED UP SHEEP baaaaaaaaaa
SG2: To be fair, ring bearers usually carry the ring on a pillow, which might be what Traitor was going for. Perhaps if you refuse to allow this live, you could kill and stuff the sheep and have Bradios carry the stuffed sheep-pillow with your ring?
LG: Wouldn't it make Traitor sad me killing his friend?
xL:
Hamel: GOOD!! NOW I CAN CONTINUE MY DRAWING!
Tim: If you felt the need i'm sure you could just share him to make a pillow? ;~; WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE VIOLENCE WITH YOU PEOPLE! 
MTS: I agree, violence is not ALWAYS the answer. Just 75% of the time.
Mr. Bones:
Fix'd
xL: If there isn't one incident of violence at my wedding, then it isn't much of a wedding. 
Bradios:
SG2:
xL *is bringing a chainsaw anyways, may as well*
Mr. Bones: xL last I checked the deal was you both stop being whores. Wedding's off until you hold up your end of the bargain, ie stop trying to have sex with other people, especially me. Learn from Traitor animals are acceptable
SG2:
Wedding is on, but consider your penile mutilation fair warning, XL.Tim: As a wedding present I think someone needs to 'fix up' xL down there so he's whole again.
Bradios: I guess I could do a little transplant for good 'ol xL, how do you feel about it dude?
SG2: Are you going to just replace his mutilated PENIS with a cybernetic one? Or are you going to go all-out and put his brain in a robot body?
Bradios: Well, I'm assuming that xL wants to keep his humanity, so I'd attach the prototype for the new Hydraulic PENIS I've been working on for months. It would give me an oppurtunity to see it in action as well.
Enjoylov: For the wedding I will bring a camera and/or a video camera. XL needs to learn how to behave and probably does want to keep his humanity. XL what do you think? 
LG: Is this still on I'm really not sure any more... i guess I'm having cold feet 
xL: WHY AM I BEING ASKED SO MANY QUESTIONS????? *Runs away*
Mr. Bones: No its not still on lg. You formed the gay army after I strictly forbade you in doing so. So I'm re-outlawing marraige between you and xL. You're lucky I don't declare you an enemy of the state and exile you to australia for an act of treason. But you have been warned
SG2: Not to mention XL kinda became a whore again anyways. That, and the Ultimate Jizzard...
Bradios: Well, that's kind of a relief since most of the robotic slaves I was planning on giving you were....kinda destroyed by trying to plug up Ultimate Jizzard.
Tim: Aw, i saved a few litres of that jizz ocean as a present for you 
LG: Well it wasn't a gay army Bones it was my over 9000 PENISes, which I've always had. But I don't care I have no need for marriage.
Mr. Bones: That's not what you said. You clearly said gay army, I could have SG2 pull up the log, also you tried to end ignoland by joining the ultimate jizzard. Thank god for my straight genetics and bradios' sex robots, despite their neutrality, or else all would have ended like it seemed you wished to happen.