IGNO WINS THE INTERNET

SG2: Anyone else having this same problem? I can't seem to go anywhere on the internet. Hotmail refused to load for me, Yahoo! refuses to load for me, I even tried my dA...nothing is loading. ...Except IGNO. Which is working perfectly for no apparent reason. So the only explanation is this: IGNO just plain surpasses any other place on the internet. And that's that.

Crisis: Or maybe its because so much of IGNO's content is downloaded on to your hard drive that it's the only one that doesn't get a timed out error loading...

SG2: DO NOT RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT WITH YOUR TECHNICAL NONSENSE FOOL Clearly it is the power...of the rainbow.

Lemmy: Yes, the rainbow effect created by the amalgam of people's names on the Online List. It has a great and mysterious power.

Karma: YAY RAINBOW.

Lemmy: Then we are in agreement. The next step is to punish the unbelievers and convert them to the way of the rainbow.

Karma: The way of the rainbow...wow. That's the following we have in Blood Country too.

Crisis: It seems to be less of a following and more of a cult, possibly a new religion.

Karma: New following, cult, religion...what's the dif?

Lemmy: Dues. Cults demand lives, religions demand faith and followings can dip into a little of both.

Karma: Thank you for enlightening me.

Angel: THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The rainbow, as a religion......... I like it..

SG2: Welcome to the Rainbow, Angel. We invite you to prosper under its vast and unknown power. Edit-No, that definately calls for the scarier-than-all-Hell YAHOO! MESSENGER version of the grin face: MUCH BETTER

Crisis: i am SO HAPPY i don't use YIM... That face is going to give me nightmares...

SG2: That's what everyone says...really, the YIM smilies are just...horrifying. Which is why I re-read my post and was like, 'no, that grin is too normal...IT NEEDS THE YIM GRINFACE!!!!!!!'

Crisis: there some very disturbed people in this world, and most probably make smilies for Yahoo.

SG2: Smilies and those 'Audibles' things...because that's where the dreaded Madonna resides, and trust me, if you've never born witness to that, you don't know the meaning of disturbed.

Karma:

Lemmy: NO, YOU ALL DON'T KNOW. NONE OF YOU KNOW, NOT AT ALL. END.

SG2: QUICKER THAN A RAY OF LIGHT SHE'S FLY~IN~G

Lemmy: *seizure, twitch twitch*

SG2:

I'm sure we're inviting new members to the Lost Club by now.

EDIT-HOLY SHIT NOT SECONDS AFTER MAKING THIS POST DO I OPEN UP YAHOO! AND WHAT DO I SEE?! [Link] This is like the time there was a Madonna ad above my hotmail, or coming home from Pup's one night a few weeks ago, my mom had the radio on and I heard one of those singing Madonna smilies' songs...she's taking over the world, Lemmy. She's coming for you first.

Lemmy: IF SHE COMES FOR ME IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT I WILL SHOOT HER BECAUSE IT'LL PROBABLY HAPPEN WHEN I'M ALONE IN MY ROOM TRYING TO DO THE ONE DAMNED THING SHE HAS A HABIT OF INTERRUPTING.

SG2: SHE IS THE NIGHTWALKER MADONNA AND SHE COMES FOR YOU.

Karma:

Aibou: oo Disturbing.

SG2: Like I said - inside jokes are fun.

Lemmy: Yes, except this one is waaaaaaaay too inside that we can afford to let anyone else in. Karma, just . . . jus' look away, all right? Jus' look away. You're better off, trust me.

SG2: WHO'S THAT GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL~~~~~~~~~~

Karma: Aw, Lemmy's protecting me. How sweet. *pats him on the head and gives him some cake*

SG2: ...H-how...?

Crisis: Aka, self pleasure. Also, lemmy my friend, your defying your god again. I'd not do that if i were you.

SG2: You get a cookie for seeing through Lemmy's pathetically poorly-veiled inference.

Aibou: I WANT A FREAKING COOKIE ; ;

SG2: Do something Super Special Awesome and stop conspiring against me and I can give you part-time access to the Cookie Vault.

Aibou: ...*sniffles* *cleans and polishes and shines SG2's massive arsenal of chainsaw weaponry*

SG2: I want you to swear on this really expensive chocolate bar to stop conspiring against/stabbing me (Lemmy is still fair game though). Then I'll letcha in. (Unfortunately the chocolate vault has been empty for like...a year now...because one night Karma was feeling down I let her in and...I guess I never refilled it o.o)

Crisis: CHEAT CODEZ! *//spawnEnitity Choclate_Vault; infinte chocolate* SG2? Aibou? DIG IN!

SG2: Yeah, but you still don't have the key for it. SPAWN THE KEY AND YOU DIE Fortunately the key is in so secret a place even I forget where it is, and I have decoy keys everywhere, so Aibou can't steal it. But if she agrees to team up with me, I'll somehow magically remember where the key is and...magically...uh...okay maybe not for that one, but the cookie vault, the cookie vault I will let her into.

Aibou: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...! *glomps the Mech* HISS.

SG2: Hey, I offered to let you into the cookie vault. FREE RUN of the cookie vault for a promise to me... I could just retract my offer and have all the cookies to myself...and share with Other Alex, Lemmy, Karma, and well, anyone else but you...

Aibou: >_______<; Or I could very politely ask the Mech to h4xx0r me a bunch of cookies and devour your soulz...

SG2: NOT SO FAST. Other Alex knows who he should listen to. Right? *sobe bottle*

Crisis: ummmm, *//spawnEnitity Pool_of_Sobe; target: Under_SG2* I'M SAVED BY THE POWER OF CHEAT CODEZ!

SG2: OH WOW HEY LOOK I HAVE MY OWN CHEAT CODES. *USES ADMIN POWERS TO DESTROY OTHER ALEX* OH HEY I'M SAVED BY THE POWER OF I OWN YOUR ASS ON THIS SITE. GAME OVER, BITCH.

Crisis: swimming in a sea of Sobe is ban worthy? But i didn't spawn the key, now did i?

Karma: This is true; he never DID spawn a key.

SG2: For all you know, I can't swim

Crisis: You'd just drink your way out...

Aibou: O___O NOOO! POOR SKITTLE ; ; I will teach you how to swim...! ...For a cookie.

SG2: YOU'RE GONNA GET A FLAMING DEATH COOKIE IF YOU DON'T STOP CALLING ME SKITTLE!!!! *rocketchainsawspecialattack.gif

[*not a broken link; typed that way on purpose]

Aibou: DEATH COOKIE *COPYRIGHT*

Crisis: FLAMING COOKIE *Copyrights*

Aibou: XDDDDDDDDDDDD

SG2: KKKKKKKKKKHH... I WILL COPYRIGHT YOUR SOUL!!! *STEALS IT AND RUNS TO COPYRIGHT OFFICE*

Aibou: ...What soul?

SG2: *halts dead in her tracks* Aw, shi-- *trips and falls into a pitfall*

Crisis: My soul is the ghost in the machine... or thats my neural patterns transcribed onto the gestalt AI in the mech, im not to sure.

Aibou: GITS! *GLOMP*

Crisis: Did my soul just get glomped?

Karma: I'm afraid you can't do that anyway. Aibou's soul...what there is of it...belongs to Soin. She sold the rights to her soul to Soin ages ago. Unless you wanna fight him for it...? In court or in a straight-up fight, I think you're pretty much a gonner either way...

Aibou: Fight! Fight! Fight!

SG2: *surrenders* *but has Wataru steal Aibou's characters just to spite her*

Aibou: Suma: A-AH...!

Edge: ...What the fu--

Kyu: You will die a slow, agonizing death.

Shimei: IIE, WAIT! MY CATS--!

THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: PAYBACK'S A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUN*

Aibou: *CHASE* AFTER HER!

SG2: ... *tosses carrots all over the ground*

Aibou:

Karma: ALEX WAIT WAIT WAIT FOR SUPER AWESOME REVENGE THROW CATS AT EDGE HE HAS A CAT PHOBIA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE OMG DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT NOOOOOOOW

SG2: ... HEY WAIT A MINUTE I PUNCH THE BITCHES THROWING CATS IS *YOUR* JOB QUICK DO IT I'LL GO PUNCH AIBOU!!!!!

Karma: RIGHT GOT IT *THROWS CATS AT EDGE* HIIIII EDGIE!

Aibou: YOU CAN'T PUNCH ME I'M A NINJA. Edge: GAAHH!

Karma: *THROWS A LYGER AT EDGE JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE*

Aibou: Edge: AW FU--

Karma: *victory pose*

SG2: *punches Aibou again* YAY TEAMWORK

Aibou: *dodge* Raze: ... <eats SG2>

SG2: Fool, I am very un-delicious. *is spat out* Me and Karma win this time, Aibou!! Face your defeat like a man!! ...I mean, face your defeat admirably!! ...I guess!! ...Ahem.

Karma: *drops a lyger on Raze's head* ... *and then an elephant. For good measure.*

Aibou: Raze: ...?! <looks up>
Raze: X___________X *KO*

NEVER NEVER I WILL NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT!!!!!!!!!!1 *SEPPUKU*

SG2: ...I think she admits defeat by dying, Karma. ...Do we win?

Karma: I think we do. Kinda like how you always win a Pokemon battle when Geodude uses self destruct on the opponent's side. Yup. we win.

SG2: AWESOME WE ARE SO AWESOME YAY TEAMWORK

Lemmy: . . . you'd better be high-fiving with the left hand, O Founder. THE REVOLUTION: We came. We saw. We conquered yo' right-handed asses, biznatch.

Aibou: ; ; You totally haven't seen the last of me.

Crisis: I have to agree with what SG2 said on another thread. THAT IS THE LAMEST CATCH PHRASE IN THE WORLD!

Aibou: oo How can asses be right-handed?

SG2: HOW CAN YOU STAB MORE THAN TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE?! ANSWER THAT AND MAYBE WE WILL TELL YOU!!

Aibou: ^,^ Spiked labyrinth walls.

SG2: ...H-how long have we been inside your labry--OH SHI-- *falls down a pit*

Aibou: FOR ALL OF TIME ...Two seconds, really. THERE ARE FLUFFY DOOM BUNNIES DOWN THERE TO CUSHION YOUR FALL! CAN YOU SEE IF THEY'VE EATEN RECENTLY?

SG2: T-they have really sharp teeth... *notices walking on spike-ed teeth has quickly reduced her shoes to shreds* W-well, how often do I use my feet, right...?

Crisis: Do you really want us to answer that?

Aibou: TAIL TAIL NO EAT THE TAIL ; ; *pulls SG2 up by her tail* Mree, they can eat something else. ... *shoves Lemmy into the pit*

SG2: ...So wait, am I saved...? *looks down at Lemmy remains* ...Karma probably won't be very happy to lose her food source to your bunnies, y'know. ...I'm telling.

Aibou: ...Shizafskdamnhell. ; ; ...Um... *puts Lemmy back together again...?*

Crisis: *//spawnEntity Lemmy* There, all done! *kicks the freshly remade-by-Aibou lemmy back into pit*

Aibou: YAAAY *saves game*

SG2: You killed the real Lemmy and you stole Velkyr. KARMA KARMA KARMA AIBOU'S BEIN' BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUN*

Aibou: ; ; LEMMY CAN NEVER DIE HE'S INVINCIBLE

SG2: Against the Doom Legion though? Even Lemmy can only survive so much... ... *CONTINUES RUNNING*

Aibou: oo *taps chin* ...hnn.. this is true. ...HEY WAIT COME BACK ; ;

Crisis: How can you tell its a different lemmy? The same AI is used to animate him, he knows all the stuff the original did, and he's identical to the orginal right up to how easy it is to brusie him.

SG2: Fool. You made an artificial Lemmy. No matter how much you believe it, it'll never be the real Lemmy, and assuming a robot could replace him is foolishness on the part of someone who knows nothing about him at all. If I were Lemmy, I would be insulted. ... KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! YOUR MEATSACK IS DEAD AIBOU KILLED YOUR SOURCE OF NOURISHMENT KARMA KARMA KARMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Crisis: ... ... She still gets to eat...And the "clone" lemmy is just as, well, lemmyish...

Karma: WELL I'M HUNGRY so who's gonna offer up a snack?

Crisis: *Tosses Lemmy clone to Karma*

Lemmy: "Easy to bruise" would apply only with regards to SG2; I can assure you that many other people would find me at least somewhat difficult to injure. Insulted? A little, yeah. You're a nice guy an' all, Other Alex, but what do you really know about me that you could possibly program a robot, clone, etc. with? If anything, you've shown an unusual knack for misunderstanding me (or SG2, or me and SG2) on the most basic levels. There's really only one person here with enough personal knowledge to program any sort of DNA replicate that can be called a Lemmy, and that's because she knows me completely to the point that most people would neeeeeever ever want to. You should count yourself fortunate, actually! The clone's blood tastes even worse than mine does. Ever drink a Coke and then have a sip of something generic right afterwards? There's a friggin' difference, y'know.

Crisis: How the "clone" blood tastes worse than the real Lemmy's, i'll never know. However... *decends into famished doom bunny pit, emerging with a shreded Lemmy, and being clung to by every bunny that could get a good grip on the descrutive power of the mech* Okay, lets take this from the top. *tosses clone lemmy into bunnie pit, and places goo-ified lemmy in a bucket, shacks the doom bunnies of the mech, and carries him to the throne room* Okay, will him to life, and its snack time

Karma: FANTASTIC, I'm famished. *revives Lemmy and goes to feast*

Aibou: My bunnies like chocolate too. *feeds them M&Ms*

SG2: Exactly. I know him so well that I can tell you one Lemmy in this world is already too much, and you'd be out of your fucking mind to want to clone that mess.

Crisis: well, the idea was to make him a lot less of a mess with the cloning. He was bucket portable, and at least the clone was ambulatory.

Lemmy: If you make me LESS of a mess, you lose what makes a Lemmy Lemmy. Logical? Smart? Awesome? I mean, WTF?! Geez, why dont'cha just go ahead an' make me into Karma while you're at it?

SG2: It is impossible. That is why that's not a "Lemmy Clone", it's just some thing that looks like Lemmy.

Karma: I'm the only Karma there is, so you can't be Karma because I'm Karma already! *BITE*

SG2: KARMA WANTS TO LEARN 'BITE'!! BUT KARMA ALREADY KNOWS 4 MOVES!! DELETE AN OLDER MOVE TO MAKE ROOM FOR 'BITE'?

>YES

NO

Hmm...

Reese: This seems like the right thread to ask, so... Does anybody have one of those pics of a coupon for 1 free internet or whatever, 4chan is down so I can't ask on /r/.

Crisis: nopes... *wipes a bit of lemmy splatter off the paint...*

Reese: damn

Coriander Mankey: Can I has MnMs'??

Aibou: Only if you don't throw things at me!

SG2: He can throw things as long as you're stabbing people. OH SNAP

Crisis: ...Aibou never said he couldn't throw things...just that he couldn't throw things at her... *looks at Sonic* hmmm... OH STEPHEN!

Aibou: *bites SG2's tail*

SG2: I CALL FORTH BONEX0RZ TO ATTACK AIBOU WITH STEEL WING ATTACK!!

Aibou: oo who what now? OH SHI--

Crisis: *interupts Aibou by grabbing her and using FLY*

Aibou: O,O

SG2: *USES MASSIVE SKY MALLET TO KNOCK OTHER ALEX INTO THE GROUND* Trainers can use cool items, y'know.

Crisis: *BFG* Yea, but mechs get the cool guns...

Reese: Actually Sonic is the one in trouble for usung that name.

SG2: ...Huh?

Lemmy: Wait, what? She's in trouble how, exactly . . . ? Someone answer this, 'cuz it's gonna bug me.

Reese: She's in trouble because he left his OT for calling him that in public. And BFG was only cool when you were 13 cus it gave you an excuse to say the fuck word

SG2: ...I'm so lost. *puts on Jacket* Also I agree with Steve, we so need to make these things in real life.

Lemmy: *is still considering that Lost Club vs. Other Club war*

Reese: What is the other club, anyways? Also, SG2 go read chartreusemarowak's intro, it explains why calling him Bonexerz is a bad idea.

SG2: ...Dude you realize I was WITH Steve when he posted all those intros, right? He's the one identifying himself as Bonxers, it was fluffinpuffs that you shouldn't call him.

Reese: You never let me have any fun.

SG2: Because depriving people of fun is fun for me, and come on, I gotta have targets besides Lemmy SOMETIMES.

Karma: I second Lemmy's Club War idea, mostly because it'll be fun and there'll be a hell of a lot of doublecrossing.

Aibou: Wait, what? What war?

Reese: I stil don't know what this "Other Club" is which probably cements my membership in the Lost Club...

Karma: ALL THE BETTER.

SG2: I think the issue is the fact that we're all members of the Lost Club and probably at least 1 other club each, so it's all...in-fighting...

Lemmy: My proposed idea as it was originally was a war between the Lost Club and the Captain Planet Club, for clarification. The Captain Planet people make the Lost people feel more lost, so . . .

Reese: I was trying to load this thread because IGNO really does win the internet, but when I clicked the link, It wouldn't load! PARADOX!!