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Karma: [Link] Ain't it pretty? 
Crisis: iiitsssss....beautiful.......
SG2: Its beauty is so great, my eyes are unworthy of having witnessed it.
Crisis: and yet you made it...
Karma: Damn straight, and don't forget it!
SG2: I think he meant me. I made the colors. I made the rainbow. ... I HAVE AMAZING POWER.
Karma: I know he meant you. When I clicked 'add reply,' it was only your post. But when I clicked 'add reply' and got back to the thread, I discovered he'd posted as well. That is the awesome power of the rainbow.
SG2: Aaaah, I see. And I also fear that the rainbow's power is so great I am not ready to be its holder...but I will diligently do my best to harness it. Then maybe someday, we can ALL cross over that rainbow...and get the Lucky Charms. (What ever happened to that thread where we were discussing cereal mascots? IGNO's so crazy these days I completely forget about it)
Karma: It's been lost in the void somewhere. Who cares?
SG2: Good point.
Karma: I win again! *puts another mark on the overcluttered 'Karma Wins' tallyboard*
SG2: That... ...Wasn't a contest. ...It was a question. ...WTF.
Karma: I still won.
SG2: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN A *QUESTION*?!
Crisis: it's the secnsd rule of IGNO: Karma always win.
SG2: And the first rule: spelling and grammar count. Also NO.
Lemmy: I don't know if it's a rule of IGNO, but it's certainly a rule of the dynamic. MY GOD, WHAT PRETTY COLORS. I suddenly know what the meaning of life is!!
Karma: Good for you Lemmy. I'm glad you discovered that. Though I'm pretty sure the answer has been 42 for a while now...
SG2: Check it out. [Link] MY POWER IS GROWING. I WILL SURPASS THE POWER OF THE READING RAINBOW!!!
Crisis: Is it really all that hard to do? I mean, its not like kids read anymore. And all that show had going for it was a cool black man.
SG2: Very good point. I guess my powers are still not advanced enough to compete with the unstoppable force that is illeracy.
Lemmy: That would be LeVar Burton, also known as the character of Geordi LaForge on Star Trek: The Next Generation and for his groundbreaking role in the movie Roots. He's currently fighting to keep Reading Rainbow alive and on the air-- it's suffering from a lack of funding as of late-- because he believes in the message it gives to children about reading. The More You Know.
SG2:
Angel: The power of the rainbow is greater than the power of the Garden Gnomes.
Crisis: Or could those insidious gaarden gnomes gotten their hands into the Rainbow Cult?
SG2: I DON'T CARE WHICH IT IS BUT IT'S SO BEING INCORPORATED INTO THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS STORY WHICH IS GOING BE EPIC BEYOND EPIC!! GNOMES + RAINBOW... = ... LEPRACHAUNS!!!!!!!! WE ARE SO FUCKING DOING THIS!! 
Crisis: Does that mean we're adding a big bucket of shiney stuff for Aibou to steal now?
SG2: Clearly someone has not been paying attention. I don't even remember what thread it's on, but Aibou is currently swimming in Lemmy's shinies.
Crisis: yea, but one can never have too many shinies if their name is Aibou.
Aibou: ^,^ I bought a bigger swimming pool to fit my shinies in 'cause the first one wasn't large enough.
Karma: But if you bought a bigger swimming pool for your shinies, then you've used some of your shinies to make the purchase, thereby depleting your amount of shinies, meaning your newly bought swimming pool is now far too big for the amount of shinies you have.
Aibou: DIE PLZ ; ; *steals Karma's shinies*
SG2: [Link]
Karma: THE RAINBOW GROWS. ITS FOLLOWERS BECOME MANY.
Aibou: 
NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE DOOM LEGION *HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
SG2: *STABS AIBOU* TASTE YOUR OWN MEDICINE BITCH
Karma: *revives Aibou with calculus spells*
Aibou: OWFSKBLEEDING! ... ... HISSSSSSSSSSSS! *yanks SG2's tail really really really really really really really really really really really really hard*
SG2: ... WTF KARMA ON *THIS* THREAD WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TEAMING UP TO *DEFEAT* AIBOU!!!!!! ALL THE CRAZY SPREE-POSTING IS GETTING YOU ALL CONFUSED, DAMMIT!!!!
Karma: But Aibou's been my Doom-buddy for years! We spred DOOM together!
SG2: B-but...but I'm your best friend...and I'm being ASSAULTED by her doom!! 
Karma: Well...she has DOOM. And it's like...cool. So yeah. ... Yup, that's pretty much summing it up right there. *DOOM!*
SG2: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aibou: ^__________________^ When you can't beat them....
SG2: *BEATS AIBOU DOWN*
Aibou: .................M-Medic...!
SG2: Oh, so sorry. I'll take you to the hospital!! THE HOSPITAL OF PSYCHOTIC EVIL DOCTORS THAT IS!!!! *shoves Aibou into the care of Jackal, Doctor, Muraki, Faust and any other psycho-doctors to do with her as they please*
Karma: O____O;;; Uh... May the power of the Rainbow preserve you, Aibou... 
Aibou: Ohhhh motherfucker! If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke, then why am I dead? Dead!
SG2: ...............yeah.
Lemmy: *is lost, runs back to join the Lost Club*
SG2: I AM A MEMBER NOW TOO DAMMIT I WAS LOST BEFORE YOU!!
Angel: I've officially joined as well. So... that idea about having jackets made.............yeah. Lets do it.
SG2: Do we get to have our names printed on the back? And like, a number or some other cool emblem? ... WHO IS GOING TO DESIGN OUR AWESOME EMBLEM?! WE NEED AN AWESOME EMBLEM!!!
Karma: I'll do it! Though that random song-burst really didn't have me as lost as the rest of you. But I think that's because I know Aibou too well.
SG2: Can our emblem involve the rainbow in some way? Because it still grows with new colors. [Link]
Aibou: Of course, Skit-- *shot* @_@; rezplz.
Karma: Why is Andrew a purply color? MORE POWER TO THE RAINBOW
Aibou: Because he's gay for Corey? 
SG2: Actually because I thought of something; it's not fair that I'm green (orange when the skin stops being orange) for being Admin, Lemmy is blue for being Co-Admin, Karma is red for being a Mod, Other Alex is yellowish for being a temp-mod...so I thought we'd make everyone have their own ranks so we can all be part of the rainbow.
Lemmy: I'll be blue until the end of time. My, how fitting.
Karma: A blue fit for a beautiful mermaid.
Lemmy: Karma, you are not helping. Realize the degree of severity we're talking about here.
Aibou: Under the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeea....
Coriander Mankey: Do you think you could train me in the ways of the RAINBOW? I want my POOP SLING ATTACK to be RAINBOW colored. Or at least when its a CRITICAL HIT.
Karma: Just who the hell are you anyway? 
SG2: Totally called it. Every time we get a member that's Karma's reaction. Anyways, that's Steve from school. He posted in the Introductions thread 
Coriander Mankey: so is that a no on the RAINBOW UPGRADE to my POOP SLING ATTACK?
SG2: It is a hold item. You must first locate it.
Coriander Mankey: o, ic... any hints, or a treasure map, or an ITEM FINDER?
Crisis: Only trainers get the item finder, and even then its a secert item left over in the unused code, so unless your an admin or a l33t haxor like myself, you don't get one.
Coriander Mankey: bah, for shame...
Lemmy: Then the solution, clearly, is to become a Trainer. ...Wait, what does this have to do with the Rainbow again?
Aibou: THEY WILL MAKE COLORFUL TRAINERS. 
Coriander Mankey: hoo sez mi POKéMANZ is yumee. leik skitlz be gud.
SG2: [Link]
Karma: I'm glad I introduced us all to the Rainbow Cult.
SG2: It is truly an amazing and enlightening thing.
Coriander Mankey: ummm..............its PRETTY!!
SG2: Feel the power of the pretty...and succumb welcome the Rainbow into your heart.
Coriander Mankey: teehee...it kinda tickles...
Karma: That's a good sign. It means you're fully accepting the Rainbow. And also that your mind will be completely overwhelmed, thus leaving you defenseless when we force you to do our bidding as the founders of the Rainbow Cult. Yes. Gooood sign.
Coriander Mankey: huh? mumble mumble mind slave mumble mumble???
Karma: Good boy
Aibou: Mind slaves? I need some of those.
SG2: Whether you'll get them or become one is not a decision we can make, Aibou. It's all up to what the Rainbow decides. Make the Rainbow proud.
Aibou: I wanna be Purpleeeeeeeeee...
SG2: WTF? YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO BE THAT YELLOW COLOR!! THE RAINBOW GRANTED YOUR WISH ALREADY!! DO YOU WISH TO ANGER THE RAINBOW BY BEING DISPLEASED WITH ITS GIFTS?!
Aibou: Oh yeah! I'm yellow! I forgot about that. *dances* I wonder how I can make the rainbow proud?
Coriander Mankey: SKITTLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
SG2: *snap* THAT IS NOT MY NAME!! *CHASE*
Aibou: I... don't think... he knew that was your chocolatized name... *sweatdrop*
Coriander Mankey: we fite like ninja 
Aibou: SG2 is a Skittle. An orange Skittle with black stripes. With "SG2" written on it. And a chainsaw in the middle. SG2 Skittle > Skittle Skittle! Damn, I'm awesome.
Coriander Mankey: just remember aibou...ur only awesome if the rainbow says ur awesome
SG2: *rocket chainsaw* By the way...I already killed all the medics.
Karma: But I demonstrated that I know Curaga in another thread.
SG2: Okay no. You're a fucking Vampire Paladin WereKarma. You do not get healing spells too, that's cheating!!
Aibou: OWSHITFUCKDAMNHELLPAINSUFFERINGAGONYANGST...! *dies*
Karma: I dunno, I had something that sounded like a healing thing...*searches through pages and pages of the RPG thread*
Aibou: @@ *decays*
Karma: *gives Aibou Phoenix Down*
Aibou: @@ thx.
Karma: No prob. Us teammates, we take care of each other.
Aibou: Yay!! .........What were we fighting again?
Karma: Something about a misinterpreted use of the word 'skittles' I think it was.
Aibou: Oh yeah...!! SG2 would make a REALLY cute, destroyer of worlds type skittle. Seriously. Skittle!!
Karma: Aibou I only have a limited amount of Pheonix Downs, you know.
Aibou: ; ; You have 99 plz.
SG2:
Aibou: NEENJA VANISH OO
SG2: *SUPER SHOTGUN*
Aibou: SUPER NEENJA VANISH ; ;!
Karma: Aibou I'm not entirely sure my apparently massive collection of Pheonix Downs cann save you now. O__o;
Reese: Guys, for serious...I have a confession...I... *sob* I can't... *sob* I... can't see the rainbow!!!!! *sob* *cry* *sob*
Aibou: *GASP* ...Wow, neither can I. o,o;
SG2: GASP AN UNBELIEVER HE MUST BE EXTINGUISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aibou: ; ; I SYMPATHIZE PLZ. *huggles Reese*
Crisis: okay Russ, hold your breath... *levels a dry chem fire extinguisher at Russ, and coats him in foam* All done!
Aibou: XD! 
Reese:
Aibou: *stab*
Coriander Mankey: What has the Rainbow come to!!!!??? You all defile its presence with ur....with ur!!!!! ...................... I dunno, but you've all def tainted it with something. this thread has exploded into chaos and D00Mz
SG2: ...Doomplz is my Pokemanz. GO!! *tosses Aibou's Pokemanz ball*
Aibou: oo Wait, what now?
SG2: Exactly. ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
Aibou: o,o DOOMPLZ wants to learn SNOW CANNON! But DOOMPLZ can only know four moves! Delete an older move to make room for SNOW CANNON? Yes/No
SG2: Hmm... *ponders*
Lemmy: *sits playing Pokemon while waiting in the reserve Pokeball*
SG2: *after changing the orange skin and thus finally changing name color from green to orange* IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! I orange nao plz
Reese: Wait, what?
Crisis: *smites he who cannot see the rainbow* Also, if SG2 is orange now, why isn't the important accouncement in orange?
Reese: I can see it, just not very well, so I have a 50% chance to fail my reflex save to avoid the smite.
SG2: I considered making the announcement orange but I figured it'd take away the specialness of my name. This way, your eye is not drawn to my post text - you see the word orange, you're like 'where?' and then you spot it, in my name. This is the creative process, you see. Of scripting HTML color codes onto names.
Cumtastic: OMG! how did you do that? that is exactly what I did.. "orange? where? oh her name.. *continues reading and is fricken amazed... now posts amazment*"
Karma:
SG2: The only reason you don't want him dead is because he's tied to your soul as your vampire slave. If it were anyone else you'd be the first one readying him for the execution chambers, Your Excellence. 
Karma: Absolutely untrue! Recall that your Kaiser founded the Cult of the Rainbow, and thus, I understand all its workings far better than the rest of you. And the Rainbow preaches acceptance! SO ACCEPT DAMNIT.
SG2: Yeah, but, I know you too well...and I know that if circumstances were just slightly different, with someone who appeals to your malicious side, you'd be leading the death march.
Karma: I HAVE NO MALICIOUS SIDE.
SG2: WEREKARMA.
Karma: N..no....>>; <<;
SG2: Prove it.
Karma: I'm nice right now, aren't I?
Crisis: She's speaking in sentences and not mauling old people. If that doesn't prove she's not werekarma, i don't know what will.
SG2: You're not part of this conversation, for one. If you were you may notice the conversation is not about which mode she's in for the time being. The conversation is about the fact that she said she has no malicious side, and I have proven her sorely wrong on that fact. Lurk moar.
Karma: Well...I still have no malicious side.
SG2: ...Yes you do. Because I just said your malicious side is WereKarma, and we have numerous on-site witnesses to this fact.
Karma: But you've proven there are multiple Karmas to make the voices, so maybe WereKarma is just one of many of those multiples. ERGO, the Karma you are speaking to right now is not the WereKarma. THEREFORE, the Karma you are speaking to has no malicious side. That's another being entirely.
SG2: No no no, see, because you all share the same body, so the other Karma's are other 'sides' of yourself. And the WereKarma - one of those sides - is your 'malicious' side. The Voices are the Karma's that make up the different aspects that your general personality lacks...like...extreme...extreeeeeeeeeeeme...malice...So once again I return to the fact that I did not say the Karma I was speaking to was the malicious side...but that she does, in fact, have one - the WereKarma.
Karma: In case of the werekarma though, it's not malice, just raw, primal instinct to...kill...things...So I still have no malicious side!
SG2: It is malice. Not on the part of the WereKarma, but on you as a whole - because every human being naturally has a malicious side and since you, as Karma, are 'pure' of that, your malice manifests itself physically (as do all your other similar attributes that 'Karma' does not have), as the WereKarma. AKA the WereKarma's animalistic instincts really ARE your malice...pure, unbridled malice...So I'm right again.
Lemmy: I'll . . . I'll stay outta this one.
SG2: Oooooh no you don't. *drags him back over with a bloody hook*
Cumtastic: *dons lost jacket*
Karma: I'm totally with you there. *puts on her own Lost Jacket*
SG2: What th...you were a part of it, you can't be lost!!
Reese: *had his lost jacket revoked for causing the lostness too often*
Mr. Bones: Im lost. really lost.
SG2: Would you like a membership to the Lost Club, good sir?
Cumtastic: what? Mr.Bones has no jacket? are you COLD? you can have mine... I am made of Epic Win... and has the Winner Jacket.. which let's face it.. is prettier
Mr. Bones: why yes. you can never have too much company
Cumtastic: *give Mr. Bones Jacket*
Mr. Bones: i shall cherish it forever. 
Cumtastic: YAY!.. wait.. does this mean we're going steady now.. or do I have to wait for your class ring on a chain for that?
Mr. Bones: idk i only know the rultes about this stuff IRL not on the interbuttz. we need a 3rd opinion. but i said i would cherish it because i cherish all gifts because each and everyone of them is special in its own way. yeah i have a soft side
Cumtastic: Boney has a soft-side? do I feel a paradox?
Mr. Bones: hahaha. no not a paradox. just a mild case of osteoprosis. lulz
Cumtastic: oh well.. eat more calcium
Mr. Bones: hahahaha good one. the osteoporosis was a pun though. i can be sensitive and /b/tard and be called Mr. Bones at the same time. is that so hard to believe???
Cumtastic: uh... simply put: I'm blonde, it confuses me.
Mr. Bones: fair enough. i get confusing and lost easy when dealing with insomnia. i need to sleep but can't grrrr. allnighter here i come
Crisis: I never knew the ability to sleep was somehow tied to one's ability to growl.
SG2: Oh, of course it is. Look at Karma. The WereKarma's snarls are infamous, and we all know how much of a fan of sleep she is.
Crisis: By the same logic, regular Genius Karma, who doesn't snarl, should get no sleep.
SG2: No one said the people who don't snarl are insomniacs. We just don't get as much, or as beneficial, sleep as those that do.
Mr. Bones: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR see my growling ability is fine my grammar however is not.
SG2: Well that's alright, but can you sleep to back it up?
Mr. Bones: probably. i know that it will be a stronger roar when im well rested. better lung cpapcity moar energy. just depends if i still have insomnia or not
Reese: I think she meant your grammar, man.
Crisis: I couldn't see much of a difference between his sleep deprived grammer and his well rested grammer.
Karma: There is a difference though! I typo twice as much when I'm sleep deprived. Of course, because I'm sleep deprived, I usually don't care.
Mr. Bones: Karma has a point, my grammar is much better nao. I got a full 8 hours of sleep last night. My sentences are currently coherent and grammatically correct. all i can say to that is FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karma: Actually that was far more legible than usual. *blink*
SG2: He does have times where he's quite intelligent and insightful. They're just hard to find.
Karma: Apparently so
Reese: I haven't seen one yet...
Cumtastic: you... see? woah.
SG2: I've seen them, but only like, twice, and they were in real life. I don't think he was high that day, though. That may have helped.
Reese: Yeah, that doesn't happen too often, I think he likes to wake and bake.
SG2: I think he was sleep deprived that day, though.
Cumtastic: *jumps up and down* wake and bake.. wake and bake.. woohoo wake and bake..
SG2: 
Reese: Apparently so does CT. Down girl, lay off the grass.
Mr. Bones: are you guise talking about me??? cuz if you are i don't smoke that much. just enough to stay entertaining. i mean i may be the joker the smoker and the midnight toker of the hammond g lobby crew but i don't do it too often. i still function, unlike most potheads
Karma: I don't smoke at all and I function perfectly.
Mr. Bones: i function perfectly. and when i smoke i bring out the most entertaining side of me. plus marijuana has its health benefits. since i've started the degenerative sight in my right eye has gotten better and i remember things much better, i get sick less often, and i am sick for shorter periods of time. not to mentions i have widely broadened my horizons in many aspects of life. like now i listen to music and watch tv shows i never would have before i started smoking the ganja.
SG2: I'm with Karma.
Mr. Bones: I'm not trying to get people to start anything at all. I am just telling the truth and laying down misconceptions of plants from the cannibus genus (species sativa, indica, and hybrids) and the affects on the body. oh and did i mention that there is nothing physically addictive about it.
Crisis: Whether or not my status of prefect functionaliy is up for debate, i have to say that everyone i've ever met who smoked weed ended up a friggin mess. I worked with a kid who smoked, and he almost drilled a hole in his hand. His memory was terrible. He'd forget what it was that he was doing half through his tasks. He was unrelible to show up, and smelled something awful. It wasn't like he reeked of BO, but what ever it was, i got headaches whenever i smelled it.
Reese:
SG2: This thread *links to the 'Drugs' thread* got into a lot of heavy drug/alcohol-related debate. Since many of us stated our opinions already, take this convo there (I'll move it from Ghost Town to THE SERIOUS SECTION so those of you who are so hard up about increasing your post counts can stop whining). This thread is about tasting the Rainbow. So John, still the new guy, here...have you yet been enlightened in the ways of the Rainbow?
Reese: Also, he should know that I am shunned for not being able to see portions of the rainbow, although if I had som drugs I'd be able to see colors that I made up on the spot.
SG2: GTFO this thread, nonbeliever.
Mr. Bones: no i have not been introduced as to the ways of the reainbow. sorry SG2 but i have some info for russell and russell if you want to fully experience the rainbow, the drug you would want is LSD more commonly known as acid. nao i have never done the stuff and never plan to, 1 because it stays in your system forever, but stored in your spinal chord, so if you have back problems its a nono, 2 it lasts way too long, you need to devote a full day to doing it in a safe location since a trip lasts about 12 to 15 hours, and finally 3 a bad trip is the worst thing you will ever experience and can last anywhere from a normal trip to permanently and it will be hell because time seems to slow down so a day feels like fa week at least. shrooms will also work for this to a lesser extent and so will vaporizing weed because you would inhale 100% THC (the psychoactive compund in maryjane).
Crisis: *looks away from trans planar veiwer* Hey, there are colors in this thing you can't make with light!
Reese: Oh yeah, well I can see colors in spectrums nonvisible to the human eye!...wait...
SG2: SERIOUSLY, LINK TO THE DRUG THREAD, GO POST *THERE*. DON'T JUST 'SORRY SG2' AND DEFY MY INSTRUCTIONS AND FORCE ME TO GET ANGRY. I GIVE YOU SOMEWHERE ELSE TO DISCUSS IT, YOU TAKE IT. END. Sorry if I'm a bit on-edge lately but between Karma being gone so long, IGNO's server fucking up for nigh on a month, and now the more recent conquests of it by the deadly trio have left me a bit tense; I'm trying to take it down a notch and go back to how IGNO usually is but it's a little difficult thus far. Someone chain up John and take him to the Learnitorium, wherein he shall become educated in the ways of the glorious Rainbow that shapes us all.
Crisis: *picks up John, and carries him off to the Learnitorium*
Mr. Bones: YAY LEARNATORIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG2: You won't be 'yay'ing for much longer... :maniacal: ...Wait no. I mean... Good. No maniacal laughter. There.
Crisis: *sticks John in a chair, locks him in, tapes his eyes open, and starts a Barney episode*
Karma: Be gentle! The Rainbow preaches goodness afterall.
Crisis: What could be better than Barney? After this, we move on to other "instructional" (not indoctorial) videos to help reform this person into a well balanced member of the cult.
Mr. Bones: It's ok my will is strong i cannot be broken with meer children's shows. i only have a few weeknesses you you guys know none of them. my dad trained me well other alex. i cannot be broken easy. the benefits of having a cop for a dad. this place is supposed to preach happiness. YAY!!!!!!
Karma: I founded the Rainbow and I preach happiness, peace, and loyalty to your one and only Kaiser.
SG2: Bow doooooooooown, bow doooooooooooooown, befooooooooore the power of the Kaiser, or be cruuuuuuuuuushed, be cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushed, byyyyyyyyyyyy...her mighty boots of doom~
Karma: OMG ZIM
Mr. Bones: *bows* omg one of my only weaknesses INVADER ZIM REFERENCES. 
SG2: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new member of the Rainbow.
Karma: 
By the Rainbow, what a glorious day it is! *welcomes new member*
Mr. Bones: YAY amidoinitrite???
Karma: Can you see the colors?
Mr. Bones: i see lots of prettiful colors YAY!!!!!!!! its colorful.
Lemmy: But what about the colors that you CAN'T see? A rainbow is known for having "invisible" colors.
Mr. Bones: spectrometer
Lemmy: Yes, but can we legally worship the colors that we need such devices to illuminate? Or are they part of some negative, evil part of the rainbow that were made invisible so that our perceptions of happiness aren't annihilated? I mean . . . what if the invisible colors are deadly to the eye? Then you're fucked . . . RAINBOW fucked.
Crisis: *hides planer view scope* no, nothing to see here. No insanity inducing colors you can't even create with light randomly flashing around...
Aibou: I SEE THE COLOR OF DEATH.
Karma: What about the Color of Magic? *shot for horrible pun*
SG2: --EVERYONE FREEZE. No one is leaving this room full of suspects until I, the designated-for-no-reason-beyond-because-I-said-so detective, solve the mystery of...WHO SHOT KARMA.
Mr. Bones: i blame other alex because he is a mech and is the only one here who is equipped with guns constantly.
Karma: What if YOU shot me? Also nobody got my horrible pun did they?
Crisis: ...well, it seems this case closed it's self. And besides, i can't be the only one that keeps an armory of assorted weapons in their room.
Karma: Octarine is the color of magic for the record...
Mr. Bones: well all i have is airsoft which is harmless. and i use that to piss off my suitemates. and it wasn't a chainsaw so it couldn't be alex. aibou uses knives, maranda opnly posts in /random/ and adam was nowhere to be found. that leaves you other alex
SG2: Thank you, John. I think we can all agree that since Karma was not chainsaw'd or brick'd to death, I am not the culprit. Though you did leave out a few notable suspects. I doubt it's Russell, since if Karma dies, he dies as well, however...did anyone bother to ask where LEMMY was during all of this?! It's a toss up, as I see it. Lemmy could have wanted Karma dead so that he would never be obligated to give her piggyback rides or pay her in blood taxes ever again. However Other Alex' eagerness to close this case, and the establishment of him being the #1 source of guns on IGNO, makes him a large possibility, as well. I'm expecting alibis for both of you so that I may promptly disregard them without a second thought and prove that one of you is guilty. While I'm on the fence, you two may want to go to extreme lengths to make sure the other is implicated before you, so Other Alex, you may want to grab those guns and go mermaid hunting.
Karma: I'm enjoying that people get so defensive when I get shot
Crisis: My alibi is simple. Why would i shot the person that signs my checks? My loyalty is paid, in full, up to April, year 2047. Secondly, my aresenal is all massive overkill weapons. Any wound left by one would be large enough to drive a semi through
Aibou: <,<; >,> I totally do not have an armory of assorted weapons in MY room. ......Yep.
Karma: Also Other Alex that reminds me. *gives him another paycheck* Make that loyalty up to 2050, I like nice round numbers.
SG2:
Lemmy: link
Karma: WTF purple-and-green boots are gross
Aibou: Ew, itz Videl.
SG2: She actually looks cool once she cuts her hair. But I always hated her with the cowgirl pigtails... It's a shame she, like so many other female characters, goes on to become incredibly useless, because she's really cool in the beginning of the Buu Saga. (beginning as in after she cuts that stupid hair)
Karma: Her hair is quite ugly.
SG2: It really is. Which is why, if you recall that one chat we had not too long ago, I was explaining why you have to cut your hair. Remember...you can't learn to fly if you have long hair. It's gotta be short or you'll be ground (and perhaps ceiling which is close but not the same as the freedom of the endless sky) bound forever.
Karma: BULLSHIT. I'm a vampire, I'll turn into mist or a bat and still keep my long hair.
SG2: ...Dude, if I ever saw a bat with long, flowing hair (which would more than likely hamper its flight still, so my point stands), I'd get out a 12 gauge and shoot it in the face. That'd just be some scary shit right there.
Cumtastic: no shot karma... bad SG2.
Lemmy: For the record, Karma, her (Videl's) boots are green and silver; the purple is her socks.
Cumtastic: OoOoO.. he called K out... *mauls Lemmy*
Karma: Uh-huh, but if you are going to be wearing your clashing purple socks in such a style that people can see them, then it's best to pick something that oh, I dunno, matches and doesn't make me cringe from the sight of it.
Cumtastic: I'm wearing little girl underware because they are cheap and I can.
Mr. Bones: I'm wearing long johns. lol recursive underwear john is wearing long johns
Karma: ...how did I turn the conversation to underwear?
Cumtastic: because I seg-wayed from socks to underwear because they are undergarments.
Aibou: >^^< PANTIES!! *glomps CT*
Cumtastic: *is glomped*
Lemmy: UNDERWEAR.
Mr. Bones: underpants is funnier.
Cumtastic: are you kidding? my mother called them "underrooos" when I was little.
SG2: ...Is that anything like kangaroos...? (speaking of, what the Hell happened to Angel?)
Aibou: >^^< ANGEL PANTIES!!!!11
Cumtastic: uh.. no.. underroos are pretty underwear...Mine currently have butterflies on them.. like when I was five. YAY!
Karma:
Mr. Bones: uh oh i think that we broke karma's brain
Cumtastic: someone... brain drill?
Mr. Bones: *drills brain* all better k???
Karma: not really...brain wasn't broken, just confused as to Aibou's logic in general but...Oh dear I think I'm leaking brainstuff on my shirt...*muse*...
Reese: It's alright Master, I can heal you good as new! *channels negative energy* *steals panties while no one is looking*
Aibou: I wonder if bunnies wear panties on their head.
Mr. Bones: RUSSELL! give the kaiser back her panties
Aibou: O,O; ...You're going to die so painfully. >_>;
Reese: I didn't say I stole her panties, I didn't even hint at it! (just all the other ones) Which brings up an interesting question, who does Karma feed off of on a regular basis, me, Lemmy, both?
Cumtastic: *bites Russ Russ* DO YOU LIKE IT?
Reese: Very much, yes.
Karma: Lemmy is a regular food source. You're a delicacy seeing as you're my minion.
Cumtastic: *doesn't get fed off* I taste like onions and BBQ sauce.
Crisis: Being her minion, and being animate by a fraction of her sheer awsome power, Russ is only fed upon in moderation as to not increase her level of awsome to the point no structure can contain her presence.
Cumtastic: so in a sense, she's feeding off her own awesomeness by feeding off Russ Russ
Aibou: oo I kind of like kool-aid better...
Cumtastic: you don't like pure awesome?
Crisis: What do you think kool aid is? Anything that can get a giant pitcher to crash through a wall has gotta be good stuff.
Cumtastic: Uh No. Trix is AWESOME. PURE Awesome. It's like Karma-cereal.... it's Karma Fuel.. it' Kuel. >.<
SG2: Dammit, now I'm thirsty. I want a tall cold class of Kuel. Now. NOW. NOW.
Cumtastic: Kuel. Pure Fuel for Pure Awesome. [link] that's right.. I have the Deathnote font... actually I have BOTH of them..
SG2: I have about 3. And a ton of other crazy-ass fonts, too. *points to the new banner* (Srsly I want some Kuel, nao)
Cumtastic: *in soup nazi voice* no kuel for you.
SG2: I wasn't asking YOU 
My dear, sweet friend Karma...posessor of the Kuel, like that of the SuperCake...may I have a Kuel? 
I offer in return tidings of steak and vanilla coke for mein Kaiser...
Cumtastic: dearest Keiser... say no.. please. Lemmy can only drain enough blood for you... other wise... he may suffer severe damage to his merman parts... Kuel... is for you because you are the only one with the metabolism to handle that much awesomeness.
SG2: She likes me better than you. Also Lemmy is not a merman, he is a mermaid. A beautiful mermaid. A beautiful male mermaid. The only one of his kind...and it is why he is king. Or prince. Or queen. I really forget which it is. Dearest Karma...Kuel...please...
Cumtastic: Only K's metabolism can handle the sheer awesomeness that is KUEL and so SG2 will DIE.. wait.. on second thought.. give it to her... test the theory*
Mr. Bones: she can't die she's invincible. but you can hurt her pretty badly
Cumtastic: how badly is "pretty badly"? anyone care to test it?
Crisis: I've done that. We've used clones and rail guns to dig a nice tunnel. It was fun (for me anyway).
Cumtastic: but those were clones.. obviously inferior to the real SG2... so.. must demonstrate on her.. there may be different results.
SG2: Fools. Dictionary. Invincible. Look it up.
Crisis: *switches to multi specturm imaging system* Hey, that tiger shaped heat bloom that doesn't show up in the visible spectrum must be SG2.
Cumtastic: *fires magic visibility ray at where Crisis is pointing* haha now you are visible.
Mr. Bones: so you can see her. but she is still invincible. she was invinsible but she is no longer invisible so she is nao just invincible.
Crisis: even invincible beings can be beaten. One simply must force the advantage from the one who cannot die *jumps pack begins to spool up*
SG2: ...You all fucking fail. It's not even like I made a typo. I said INVINCIBLE. Making such a juvinile invisible/invincible joke when not even in the presence of a typo is a bit ridiculous. I'm completely visible and indestructable so waste your time and energy all you like. It just means that when you eventually wear yourselves out I'll be able to steal your wallets, so whatever.
Crisis: oh come come now, SG2. Even mario with a star power up could die.
Cumtastic: ACTUALLY I miss read.. I wasn't making any joke just an elaborate way to say "CT CAN'T READ GOOD" maybe I should go to the Zoolander Academy... Also.. I know that's improper English I'm just trying to make a point. *Fail -> Emo -> kills self* look what you did. are you PROUD?
SG2: Yes.
Karma: Technically you aren't COMPLETELY invincible since you have admitted time and time again that you can feel pain. So clearly something is damaging you there.
Aibou: QUICK, BUBBLE HEARTH!
Crisis: *curse of tounges, arcane torent* felhunter, GO! anyways, nothing is truely invincible. The Bismark sank, the Titanic sank, and even the mighty Achilles fell to Paris at Troy.
SG2: I am completely and utterly invincible in that I cannot be killed. It is no different than Karma's status as an undead rendering her unkillable - she still has 'weaknesses' and she can still feel pain...but she can never feel death's cold embrace. I'm not undead, but I am invincible. I cannot be killed. You can just hurt me. A lot. Maybe to the point where I black out and my wallet-stealing abilities are rendered useless. But I can't be killed.
Aibou: Mech gets +1 coolness point for the history ref. *chews SG2's tail*
Crisis: THAT'S IT! THATS THE WEAK SPOT! Aibou, keep chewing that thing till it falls off!
Aibou: O,O That's logical... DBZness... ...*chewchew*
Mr. Bones: hahaha alex has gone beyond the sayan tail weakness because she is OVAR NINE THOUSAAAAAND
SG2: Exactly. Duh. Even Vegeta and Nappa evolved beyond that weakness, and Vegeta was shocked at Gokou being Over 9,000...we all know I've been well over 9,000 since November because on IGNO your post count is your power level. Which is why not only am I unkillably invincible, but I'm just amazingly awesome, as well. Also John gets awesome points for being the only one among you fools to realize my amazing amazingness. And in the SG2 Steppes (I've been secretly developing my own...not so much nation...because I fear the Kaiser...especially when she's coming to my house on Thursday and can quite easily punish me...but...I'm building some sorta cool...thing...in the unpopulated IGNOLand mountainous regions...) awesome points can buy you cool things. Save up enough of those and you can start saving up for virtually any non-chainsaw related weapon from my impressive arsenal.
Mr. Bones: YAY!!! *does the happy dance* karma must be the richest person then. does she tax awesomeness points???
Lemmy: Strange story, but tax talk is what led to the (initial) creation of the Blood Country to begin with.
SG2: Yeah, it was right after the zombie incident when she was high off being a new vampire and decided to take Lemmy's blood as tax for living underneath the new country she had just made up right above the already-existent-for-a-longer-time Mertopia. But we all know how that turned out.
Cumtastic: your nerdiness and extreme weirdness has rendered me speachless... and still dead.. can someone get on that for me?
Reese: *uses fenix down on CT*
Aibou: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.