ZOMBIE THREAD - KARMA BETTER JOIN

Odd: I joined the undead and decided to call the left side of SG2's Brain

SG2: Oh my God. You actually made this thread. You're kidding me. ...Yeah.

Karma: I HAVE ARRIVED! BRAAAAAAINS....SOOO...HUNGRY.

Odd: passes Karma some SG2 Brains

SG2: My brains are still in my head actually. So no. You don't.

Lemmy: What the hell is all this focus on brains lately? I can think of at least three otherwise "normal" (this being a relative term when used in conjunction with IGNO) threads that have been contaminated with talk of zombies and brains.

Karma: Brains are delicious my friend. Just like raw steak. Mm, raw bloody steak. Or brains.

SG2: Dude, I would have noooooooo problem helping you with your sudden addiction to brains...I mean, I coped with the whole Death God Porn thing, right? But...but why does it have to be *MY* brains?!

Karma: Well if you can find a suitable replacement for your brains, I guess I could, well, not eat your brains. Only if you find a good replacement though.

SG2: Psh. That can't be too hard. I mean it's not like I have grade-A irreplacable brains or something, I mean, my brains probably wouldn't taste very good anyways because they lack the fundemental knowledge that adds that special flavor that the brains of smart people have that I do-- ... ...Er... ...LOOKHERECATCH!!!!!!!! *tosses brain cookie and runs*

Karma: BRAINS! *snapcrunch*

SG2: *continues thinking*

Karma:

From my '365 Stupidest Things Ever Said' calender.

SG2:

Corey: whats wrong with my brain? me got an engineer's brain and you do know thinking attracts them *lends SG2 one of corey's multiple shotguns* try this, they used them in that movie once

SG2: That's what I said!!

Yes, she betrayed you and your brain by insulting them. WE MUST JOIN FORCES TO DESTROY THEM!! *BEGINS SWISS-CHEESING ZOMBIE KARMA AND PHIL*

Corey: atleast my brain isn't zombie, YAY! btw, i called my dad and we actually have 3 husqvarna's, so if u have a third person in mind to watch our backs, ...*thinks for a min*... i take that back, who is left to watch our backs?

Odd: *Phil dances around in a circle* BRAINS BRAINS COME THIS WAY I EAT BRAINS EVERY DAY *sniffs the air and turns to Corey and Alex* BRAINS BRAINS I WANT BRAINS *runs around in circles again and smashes into a tree causing mass amount of blood to run out of his nose

Corey: quick, while he's down, lets make it toward one of my stragiticly placed bunkers where we can regroup *throws some small, weak, defenseless, kids at them while running the opposite direction*

Karma: Mmmm, delicious. Scapegoat.

Corey: everyone likes eating children [Link]

Odd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *Bits into a monkey's arm* Brains,......VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS OUTBREAK OUTBREAK OW BREAK *sits and chews on the monkey's arm*

Lemmy: . . . so glad I got to the party late. Let's everyone calm down and enjoy some nice, wholesome, non-brain-eating activities. And Corey, eating children does not count.

Odd: Now now your being discriminative against the dead. RACIST RACIST. You see us zombies are well just like you...except we eat brains...and dont take showers But there is a legit reason, we fear hot water will burn and peel our skin so we just dont. you livies and your sugar is equivalent to us deadies with our brain eating habbits. *puts a pipe in his mouth and chews on a piece of flesh.* Now lets play a game of hide and seek, you all hide seperate and we zombies will seek

SexAYGoat181: I heard there was free goat food, and free goat condoms! *joins the fight*

Katie: Why yes, SugarPlum, yes indeed. All the free goat food you could want, darling. And in exchange, Sloth will name her kitten Mayonnaise

Odd: *takes his pipe out of his mouth* Yes indeed us zombies have enabled goats to have sex with condoms of a size for the utters underneath them. You all know they dont want that yuky stuff in their goat milk

SexAYGoat181: Oh, darling. That's all I ever wanted! Delightful, simply delightful. I cannot think of a better name. Delightful. That shall be the name of our second child. You are a genius. I'm too sexAY for my shirt.

SG2: OH MY GOD HOLY CRAP THAT WAS LIKE 30 FREAKING PEOPLE AT ONCE Okay to catch us all up on the confusing activities... Me and Corey teamed up and now have Lemmy, Katie, and Katie's husband Von Goatly on the side of justice. Against the evil powers of...Karma and Phil. Also we have all the weapons you could imagine because Corey is our supplier and militarist expert. Feh. You guys will lose. Now, to bribe Andrew onto our side...

Katie: Not to mention the powers of all the goats in the UNIVERSE!!!!

Lemmy: We may have superior weaponry, SG2, but they have . . . Karma. We could be in trouble on this one.

Odd: hmm tough call Ill make you a deal...Trade us Corey and Andrew since we are zombies we cant die so if you give us them we can have something to munch on instead of munching on you

Corey: but no one knows corey's stragities or where all the good wepons are stored so loosing corey might be bad for the non zombies

SG2: Indeed, including the flying ones, and the giant statues from whose mouths they fly out of!! Che. Like I said before, Karma and Zombie Karma are not the same. Let's refresh on how this all began - your muffin story wrecked Karma's brain. I destroyed it and replaced it with what was a poor choice of brain, but what do you expect by using illegal connections to obtain it...so the old Karma is really gone, and thus her amazing mental prowess has been diluted by zombification. She's no match for us when we have all of Corey's...stuff...on our side. Nothing doing. I already said we do not fear you. I know the secret to killing Zombies; South Park taught me. I'll fill my side in on THAT later. Unfortunately it means I have to do something...I never wanted to do... *cocks shotgun* Also Andrew is already a zombie as we figured out on another thread. So he's on your side, but don't expect that to help you much Relax, we're not trading you. BRING IT ON YOU UNDEAD BASTARDS!!

Corey: wait a sec, this means we're going to win? SWEET!

Karma: You forgot the 'tune in next time' or 'and now, back to the show!' And you've forgotten one key factor: you might outnumber us, since we only have 3 people, but we cannot die, since we're zombies. Poor, pitiful, die-able humans. Also Lemmy doesn't do you much good since he dies often. And I also have ninjas at my disposal. And intelligence. Phil has absolute insanity, and Andrew has his...Andrew-ness. and Andrew will be useful. Afterall, he's a zombie so he doesn't care anymore, but you have Corey, and do you think Corey could attack Andrew? They're meant for each other afterall! It's the perfect setup. So take that! Zombies win!

SG2: You shut up. Well I can't die because I declared myself immortal in chatspace and forumspace long ago...not that you can't still hurt me really bad since I have a very low tolerance for pain...and the fact that Lemmy dies so often is his STRENGTH, not his weakness, since he knows how to cope with it even if he does get killed. Corey I'm going to trust as being able to avoid the guillotine, and while you'd probably mop up the floor with Katie in 2 seconds, she has her legions of goats to protect her. You've no major ADVANTAGE over us in this area by simply being undead, of this I assure you. Shit...good point about Phil. Though I found out his weakness yesterday when I took his water bottle and threw it down the stairs (it exploded...and hit someone ). Plus he's a diabetic...I could use this knowledge as a major advantage over him. And Andrew's Andrew-ness is easily countered by Corey's Corey-ness - you yourself know that much. As for your ninjas...well I knew from the start you were the only real threat anyways, so we'll merely think of a plan of counterattack against you once we easily take care of the others. Indeed...it IS the perfect setup, you speak true... Which is precisely why it will be his downfall...whahahaha. Fool. THE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN!! *makes hand signals to Corey, who waits in a back alley nearby*

Corey: ya, i could kill andrew, because as you said, i wouldn't be really killing her, i mean him, so i'll kill him as much as i like

JMAX: SG2-you asked me to join the side of justice, so hear i am officially saying that the zombies are goin down!!!

Karma: Well at least I'm considered a threat. And my Legions of Ninjas will the death of you, your companions, and all your goats. Whahahaha!

Corey: but we got jon maxwell he'll throw hot coffee on you

SG2: Yes!! Jon has the power of caffeine to keep him awake at all times, so when everyone has to take time to sleep he'll patrol the skies on the flying goats on guard duty, tossing hot coffee down upon you and, as Phil revealed...

WAHAHAHA, YOU FOOLS, WE HAVE YOUR WEAKNESS!!! JON, PREPARE THE COFFEE!!!!

Karma: That would only be Phil there. I for one, being a zombie (and thus unkillable) am immune to such things.

Crisis: I declare my backing of SG2! Why? Cause she PAYS MORE!!!! MUWHAHAHAH Plus, eyeballs and livers are better than brains And Phil, zombies don't fear hot water, just you since hot water usally means soap...

SG2: It's true. Anyone who feels like switching sides, I suggest you do so now. Ahahahaha, BURN!!! Though it's true, I've never heard of a clean zombie. Maybe it's not the hot water but the soap...? *turns glance to Karma*

Karma: I'm the neat-freak who loves soap and hand sanitizer, remember?

SG2: ... DAMMIT!!

Crisis: Whelp, there goes the soap idea. i'll go to the church and get the *gasp* holy water. if it works, it'll save me the trouble of making a flamethrower, napalm, and the other assorted flamebased weapons of doom. REMEMBER ZOMBIES! you may be immortal, but you still burn! a zombie with no flesh aint much of a zombie. Or much of anything besides a pile of ash and evil bones...

Corey: everyone know i supply all of those things from the holy water to the flamed based wepons of doom, as long as you pledge your alligiance to Alex's side...

Crisis: Done that silly. Look at my first post here. Anyway, sure, i'll be needing 2 plasama cannons, 1 fusion blaster, and a rapid fire pulse cannon. i'll mount them on the mecha weapon pods on an ad hoc basis. might just use the pulse cannon and the fusion cannon though, but the flamethrower might be nice 2.

SG2: Very good point. And no one likes evil bones. Yeah, it's true. I told him he had to fight with our side if he wanted ingredients because you're my supplier and he wouldn't crack you otherwise. So basically we have me, Corey, Katie, Lemmy, and the other Alex on the side of Justice, and only Karma and Phil on the Zombie side, because we all know Andrew would be a totally incompetent Zombie, so he doesn't really count anyways. Face it Karma. Just relinquish the brain, you can't win. If you give it over without a fight I'll give you cookies, Vanilla Coke, and lots of my special mafia black market super funtime nondescript marketplace blood that will make you into a vampire. You know, just like the kind Ban and Ginji had to recover? Everyone knows vampires kick the asses of zombies. VAMPIRE PALADINS. So come on, give over the infected brain and let us destroy this epedemic afterall.

Crisis: Vampire paladins... Isn't that a contradiction of terms on an almost mind blowing level most places? Cause come on, "Oh, i'm a vampire paladin! see, look at the cross i'm afraid of!"

Lemmy: I . . . really don't have any strategy here except to sit back and watch until I'm tossed in on some sort of kamikaze run that becomes the Ultimate Decisive Victory for the non-Zombie side. Either way, it's not like I'll be around to enjoy the victory. I never get to enjoy anything; this is the rule. And that is why I must kamikaze-- not because I want to, but because I'd otherwise be in danger of enjoying something, which would collapse the universe.

Crisis: So, here! i'll give you a crash course in driving my mecha suit, and you can set it's nuclear power pack to blow (remember, it's on a 10 minute timer from when you flip the switch to when it blows). from there, you can eject, and make a run for it. Or you can become really really shiny when it gos boom, and have the added benifit of being your own sickly green nghtlight!

SG2: Yes but because it's Karma, it defies all logic. Hm, why didn't I think of that yet? Well good thing Corey told me he implanted a bomb inside you while you were sleeping just to be safe. If need be, we shall use you as a bargaining chip. Aw, don't be that way. You're on our team. We'll stick by your side forever. And when we're victorious and enjoying the Cake of Victory, you'll be right there with us...tied up in a net hanging from a tree branch, watching us eat it.

Karma: Not necessarily. Not to harp on Trinity Blood, but the vampires in that show were only humans with a different, weird bacteria in their blood that occasionally escalated to make them want blood. They're essentially human with a few rare exceptions. A lot of them stood in churches with all manner of religious items and never once had trouble. Aaah, but I have the cake, remember? So now what do you plan to do?

SG2: If you surrender zombieness and become a vampire, I'd have no problem with you having no weaknesses against such things (Except maybe garlic, because you can't just be more all-powerful than you already are ), so long as you're also like, the GetBackers version, where the virus is dormant and you can't infect other people...otherwise it's the same as zombies but you're eating blood, not brains. Fool. I did say it was for the victory celebration did I not? Clearly I would aquire the cake upon defeating you. Duh. Come on...become a vampire. They're way cooler, and I can get you all the blood you want!! ...I have my ways, you know!!

Karma: Can I be a zombie-vampire?

SG2: NO. You know the deal. Surrender your brain to me and get the vampire virus, a nice, shiny new brain, and my password to download as much music off my Gendou account as you want. IT'S A GOOD DEAL. TAKE IT PLEASE.

Crisis: being a zombie and being a vampire are mutally exclusive. a zombie vapmire would be an itelligent creature (the vampire part) that was also mindless (zombies only do what they told). SO maybe you were a vampire all along...there's a lot of blood mixed in with those brains

Corey: i was watching resident evil 2 and the zombies were stopped by either shooting them in the head or breaking their neck, they needed to destroy the connection from the brain to the rest of the body

Karma: Hmm... Alright, after thinking this over, I've decided to agree. But I want to be able to check the brain and virus in question before I accept and/or ingest them, since I want to make sure there's no funny dealing going on here. And the password, of course. Vampire, zombie...really in the end it makes no difference to me, I guess. And blood is pretty yummy.

SG2: I have no desire to trick you. And besides, you know how easily I tend to give myself away in your presence - if there were funny buisness planned under the table here you'd have picked up on it by now, especially with the way i scrambled my own brains in blind rage over you last night...you think it would have slipped out, right? You may inspect the virus all you like, but you can't inject it into yourself yet - I had Corey crystalize it for me so you can't do a thing to it until he uses his chemical genius to make it active again. Look all you like, but I'm quite disappointed that you'd have so little trust in me. As for the password, well let's play eye for an eye here and say I don't trust you to look at that virus without trying to reactivate it on your own - so until I get the brain, I keep the password. I give you my word that upon receipt of the brain, you get the active virus and the password. I already told you the virus will infect you and only you, so you can't make new vampires by biting them; the only purpose your victims serve is providing delicious blood, not becoming mindless slaves. I have no reason to try to cheat you when I am the one who made this deal - if I wanted you dead, I'd follow Corey's instructions and detach your brain another way, and NOT provide you the alternative. So if the deal is made... *hands vial* Now lower your head, please. *takes out screwdriver and the Brain Drill that got her into this mess in the first place* Let's make the trade.

Corey: can i have the infected zombie brain, i might be able to come up with an antidote to neutrilize the zombieness of it and before you make the trade, you should warn her, as long as she doesn't touch silver nitrate, the vampire virus will work once she has it in her system, so as long as she doesn't get in the back seat of my car which has about $1000 worth of silver nitrate spilt in there (thanks andrew-btw, my mom found out it was you, thats why she was so hesitent letting me take her car to olive garden the other night) because the chemical structure will neutrilize the virus by creating a percipitate that will block your blood vessles and then you will die, or we can rip out your heart and burn it to ashes and drink them with water, i hear that works too...thats only if you get out of control on your blood lust

Crisis: No corey, no brain for you, cause you might get infected, and than i will have to use virtual violence (read cheat codes) to kill you, and spawn an antidote, if Alex has a sprite for it yet.

Corey: i got the technology to contain the brian and myself if i get infected

Crisis: yea, but would you really want to use it?

SG2: I'd just be trashing it anyways, so why not? Use it in generic experiments. So long as Karma isn't the zombie in charge, zombies can run the planet for all I care. I'm really glad to see the return of Corey's Crazy Rants. But yeah, no problems as far as I'm concerned. *hands brain over and walks off whistling, blissfully unaware of potential chaos*

Karma: Aah, I'm aware of the dangers of silver nitrate (so I'll be sure to not go near your car). But I'm a good vampire and as long as I get blood in one way or another to keep myself active, I won't go on a crazy rampage. Lemmy has generously offered himself as a food source so I'll just mostly eat him. Though if anyone else wants to volunteer a pint or two...I certainly would have no objections.

SG2: *has seen the chat snippets and laughs at the implication of 'generously offered'* I already told you about my Tiger Blood. If you want it, I think it's only fair you pay for it - but it can make you breathe the fiery flames of my peoples, so it's highly worth it, right? Dude...that needs to go under our team attacks. "SG2 offers her Tiger Blood to Karma so she can breathe flames to devistate foes and Lemmy." AWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOME!!

Karma: Yeah...and while we're at it I'll have to change my zombie-based attacks to vampire paladin based attacks. How much is a pint by the way?

Crisis: remember those milk cartons in grade school? 2 of those is a pint.

Karma: Wrong 'how much.' I know how much volume a pint is. I mean how much does one pint of SG2's flame-inducing Tiger Blood cost.

Crisis: 4 pints to the guy in the mecha suit. Sry SG, but flamer fuel doesn't get much cheaper than helping heather at this point

Corey: actually at our high school, the milk was 16oz which is a pint so only one buddy

Crisis: lol, sry. I'm from the land of poor SoB's, where milk was served by the half pint, the food was 2 bucks a plate, and a plate was the size of a deck of cards... Not that i paid, mind you, cause my family didn't make enough money to get of free lunch programs for almost 7 years and even than we mocved up t oreduced lunches

SG2: And Karma knows both the cost and explosive (LAME PUN FTW HAHAHA) effects of my Tiger Blood from experience now. So does Lemmy.

Lemmy: Explosions kinda tend to splatter blood everywhere, rather than a non-explosion which keeps the blood localized in the single central location of my body. Now, then . . . with this in mind, which is more convenient for Karma? Sucking blood from me directly, or licking it off the walls?

Karma: If I'm in the mood for something spicy or with seasoning, I'll go for the explosions. Or, if I just feel like making a charred Lemmy.

SG2: Charred Lemmy is fun. He's all funny lookin'.

Lemmy: I don't necessarily see the "fun" of that particular form. Fun for whom, exactly? Fun for LEMMY? Hell Fucking No.

SG2: Lemmy's forgetting one of his rules. No one cares about Lemmy's opinion. So long as it's fun for me and Karma, what YOU have to say doesn't really matter, now, does it?

Karma: She has a very valid point. You bartered your soul away to her ages ago. She owns you, so your opinion matters little.

SG2: Indeed!! And if I say I have no problem with Karma sucking you dry day in, day out, only to have you revived so she can do it again, then so long as it makes her happy, it matters very, very little how YOU feel about it.

Crisis: i don't think he'd be feeling much of anything. He'd be unconsious most of the time. And the best part is that once he's got more empty space in his veins than blood, he'll have a massive heart attack and die, meaning that there's no need to worry about haveing to suck air while you wait for the blood to get to you. So Lemmy, you better take your asprin those days

Karma: Well he can't die, but beyond that, very valid point!

Corey: u should have drank jon maxwells blood after we went to that mexican place friday

JMAX: Corey, no telling people to drink my blood!

Karma: I smell more blood...

SG2: Jon's blood is probably 90% caffeine, anyways...drink that, and you're guaranteed to be awake and super-charged all day long!! ... *RUNS TO THE IGNO FIGHTING GAME THREAD TO NOTE THAT KARMA CAN ACTIVATE HER SUPER ABILITY IF SHE DRINKS JON'S SUPER BLOOD*

Corey: before jon's blood:

after jon's blood:

JMAX: That is true. There is always an abundance of coffee flowing through my vains!

Karma: I'm not sure I wanna get quite as hyper and/or high as Corey is depicting if I drink Jon's blood.

Corey: everybodys doing it

Karma: Since when did you all become vampires? I was sure I was the first Vampire Paladin on IGNO.

SG2: You totally were. But no one ever said you were the only VAMPIRE. Just because you can't infect other people...well I dunno, Corey DOES seem to know an awful lot about Jon's blood.

Corey: i'm not a vampire but i know alot of things in general that you would never suspect i know

SG2:

JMAX: I don't think anyone would want to be as hyper as Corey was depicting. I am almost that bad though when i have lots of coffee.

SG2: I beat that. Karma has seen me at both Halloween and Christmas, where my sugar intake triples from its usual average...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee Though I dunno, that one day last year in the gameroom where I showed up and everyone had pixie stix

JMAX: I think I would be afraid to see you at those times. I am sure you would be bouncing off the wall

SG2: Wall, ceiling, floor, even the empty air around the room, you name it. I bounce. It's fun.

Lemmy: Sugar is a sweet treat. But not as sweet as you. . . . oh, wait; we're talking about SG2 here, who is neither sweet nor a treat when she's on a sugar high. Not to anyone.

SG2: Allow me to voice my opinion on this comment.

Though you're probably safer if I'm on a sugar high because generally this makes me very HAPPY, eliminating my general desire to kill all things that move (particularly Lemmy's). It's only dangerous if I'm operating large machinery.

Lemmy: The red smilie shooting rockets repeatedly into the cow's ass is aiming too low to actually penetrate the anal cavity.

Karma: NICE attempt to dodge around that one, Lemmy.

Crisis: While it was a lame dodge, i;m just curious how he knows where a cow's anus is located. Lemmy, do you have a katie-esk love of cows that your not telling us?

SG2: ...I'm afraid I'm inclined to side with Other Alex on this one. Spill it, Lemmy.

Crisis:We're still waiting lemmy. SPILL IT, OR YOU SHALL BECOME THE KAITE OF COWS! Lemmy's soon to be new quote: I COW CONDOMS!!!

SG2: Is it just me, or does Katie of the Cows sound like the title of a really disturbing horror movie?

Karma: IT DOES. That's freaky. Which, being a horror movie, is I guess the point...

SG2: In a really weird way, I want to know what the premice of this movie would be. Even if I'm scared to know. BUT HEY, IT'S GETTING TO BE HALLOWEEN SEASON, Y'KNOW

Crisis: Well, since lemmy has made no attempts to deny the idea that he's got a cow fetish, it must be true! Basicly, the movie will revolve around Lemmy doing graphic katie-esk things to cows...and bulls...

SG2: Basically you're not fit to write the screenplays of any IGNO-based movies when your typo-ing skills surpass even Lemmy's in sheer horror. And speaking of movies and typos, COMING THIS SUMMER TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU IT'S T.Y.P.O. BLUE GO READ THE NEW THREAD ABOUT IT AND GET IN ON THE ACTION TODAY!! Ahem...where'd that random plug come from?

Crisis: i blame lemmy for the plug

SG2: blame everyone who hasn't commented on the thread yet

Crisis: Wow. thats a lot of people.

Karma: Sucks for them.

SG2: YOU GUYS ARE ALL JERKS DAMMIT

Karma: I'm a genius, thank you very much.

SG2: There's no law that says geniuses can't be jerks. Conceited.

Karma: But because I'm a genius, it immediately makes me 'haughty,' not 'a jerk.' Get the correct vocabulary!

Crisis: we are using the proper vocab. It's just that some one is swimming in a river in egypt...

Karma: Har har. Clever, but not clever enough.

Crisis: says you...

Lemmy: "Conceit is only unjustified when it is not justified." In other words, while some people are merely conceited for no reason other than an ego-trip, Karma earns her conceit through having actual reasons to be conceited. Geniusness, Awesomeness, etc.

Crisis: tc. meanin denial, delusions of granduer (or maybe adaquecy, which is pretty much the same thing with her) and the like.

Karma: You win Cake. *gives him cake*

Lemmy: For what? All I did was tell the truth. *runs into cornet and starts devouring Cake*

Karma: *pats him on the head* Gooooood boy. Also what's a cornet?

Lemmy: It's a . . . a . . . Hmm. *makes a notiation into the Terri-Bible in SG2's absence*

SG2: LEMMY YOU DIE NOW. I'm also curious. Please define this 'cornet' of which you speak.

Aibou: ; ; NOOOO! I HAVE CHARACTER LEMMY! NO DIE! *zooms to stock Phoenix Downs*

SG2: Relax. If the character Lemmy's creator dies, it does not effect him. All it does is cut off the source of further character development, LEAVING YOU, THE KIDNAPPER, TO FILL IN YOUR OWN PLOTHOLES!!!! YAAAAAAY!! Meantime, *kills the real life human Lemmy*

Aibou: ...*GLEE* *goes to help the killing of Lemmy*

Karma: How's Nameless doing by the way? Is he getting along with Kanba and Lemmy?

SG2: Everyone gets along with Kanba. He has this power of being impossible to hate. Also, being a little pussy and making it impossible for HIM to hate OTHER people, or at least, to be too much of a goody-goody to tell them he hates them, doesn't hurt, either. Though in all seriousness I think Kanba and Nameless would probably get along well.

Aibou: ^_______^ They are all much loff. Now all I need is the mech. ~~;

SG2: Put Kanba in the mech. I will be most terrified of the results.

Aibou: OO KANBA! You can break into the mech! Help me capture it! ...It's a... freezer... for... ice cream.

SG2: Kanba-

Karma: If his hair is BRIGHT TURQUOISE, why is his font red?

SG2: Because I've assigned symbolic colors to all the IGNO characters a long time ago - Goten is blue, Trunks is green, Kori is yellow and Kanba is red. I also use red for Kanba when me and Lemmy RP. Also I goez now so laterz

Karma: OOOOooooh okay.

Lemmy: Yeah, 'tis true. This is Goten, this is Kanba, and so on and so forth. I remember being shown snippets of the old Kanba/Kawari RPs, and there weren't any colors involved. But that'd be because those were some crazy mutha@#$%in' RPs. Also, I'm not sure how Lemmy would get along with Kanba or Nameless. He tends to be wary of strangers, especially ones like Nameless who have an air of mystery to them.

SG2: What about what I said called for the classic Karma 'ooooooooookay, then'? Have you ever researched the symbollic meanings of certain colors? It's no different than how some authors assign birthdays, zodiac signs or etc to their characters to further enhance their personalities - I picked the most suiting color for all of mine, and if you pay attention to some of my IGNO artwork, I'll often choose to do like, the background, for instance, or something, in that character's color. Etc. I don't see what's weird about it; and since Kanba is red, that's the color I choose to highlight his text in. Also Lemmy Kanba is very mysterious as well - he just tends to mask that with the air of blatent cluelessness so you don't realize it.

Lemmy: *looks left to the tall, mysterious Kanba, then looks right toward the taller and even more mysterious Nameless, then falls back cautiously to slip out from under the shadows of tall and mysterious strangers*

SG2: I don't think Nameless is taller than Kanba...I mean, being taller than Kanba means being as freakishly tall as Other Alex, which is just plain creepy. And no one likes creepy people like that. OH SNAP. Also,

Kanba-*steps in front of Lemmy*

Kanba-

Crisis: now i feel loved, thank you.

Lemmy: *takes two steps back* "NNNNNNNGH!! Too close, Kanba, too close!"

Karma: Yeah Nameless is only like, 5' 10.5," so he's not that tall at all. He's just average really. Also Nameless never FEELS that 'mysterious' when you meet him...actually he usually looks zoned out, bored, or absentminded. He never appears to be much of a threat, and he always looks perpetually half asleep.

Aibou: o,o He feels quite cuddly, actually.

Karma: That's probably because he's not trying to pitch you off

Lemmy: Ah, so then Kanba is the taller of the two. Their heights in comparison to each other wouldn't matter to much where Lemmy is concerned-- Lemmy, at his age, is still under 5 feet tall, and pretty much anyone taller than he is tends to make him nervous. Being surrounded like this by "adults" also makes him as such. Though it would apparently be Kanba whom Lemmy is definitely more nervous of.

Karma: *cheerfully* Well Nameless is definitely the more adult of the two, seeing as his age clocks in somewhere around 6,853.

SG2: Yeah, I have no idea where you got it in your head Nameless would be taller than Kanba. Why? Kanba's...well, Kanba. No one is nervous of him. Kanba's a dork. Kanba's somewhere in the area of 17-18; a year on New Plantsei is roughly 15 months by our standards, so he's really closer to 18 even if he says he's '17'. I'm quite sure Kanba should be more nervous of the other two than anyone else...Lemmy should be comfortable around Kanba at least, and Nameless probably doesn't care either way, but Kanba's nervous around any strangers...even if they're of the zoned out nature (remember when he met Ryou? ) because he just doesn't know how to behave. :aheh: Quite a group Aibou's kidnapped for herself, there.

Karma: Yeaaah, it's an interesting collection at that...

SG2: *is glad Aibou is largely unfamiliar with her other characters*

Karma: Yeaaah, it's an interesting collection at that...

SG2: *is glad Aibou is largely unfamiliar with her other characters*

Lemmy: Lemmy and Kanba getting along? Very unlikely, or at least right off the bat. Lemmy, for one, would need to get over Kanba being a stranger (with Kanba apparently needing to get over the same issue with regards to Lemmy)-- that one by itself would take some doing, as the last stranger that Lemmy didn't take seriously enough nearly killed him; initially, he would just drift among strangers, not paying them any due mind but not really avoiding them either, but now he'll casts suspicious eyes on just about everyone new he bumps into. Second is that Kanba is an adult, which Lemmy could probably never forgive him for. He's been abandoned by most of the adults in his life and has very little trust or care for them as a result. If we make it past that stuff, then the issue's going to turn on a dime and become Lemmy's tendency to . . . um, cling, as does happen with one or two of the few people he likes (even though he'd never admit it). This is assuming that Kanba comes off as likeable and cool whether he means to or not, because if he does then my impressionable little character would probably find a fast admiration for someone with great power and a cool look. This of course opens up all kinds of potential problems on Kanba's end, as he doesn't hit me as the "sociable" sort to allow for a lot of that without some degree of resistance and/or embarrassment.

SG2: Technically Kanba is still a teenager, and no matter how you tell me otherwise, if he's still going to high school, I won't consider him an 'adult' by any means. Not to mention the circumstances around his growing up were hardly enough to tailor him into an 'adult' the way your character likely views them or expects them all to be. That's why Kanba's a lot more innocent himself, and while he's not 'childlike' the way I'd describe a teenage Goten as being the same as when he was a kid, and Kanba is actually quite mature, he's still not what I'd call 'adultlike', either. He's much more in-between, as well as his own sort of person that can't really be summed up by such simple words...and I think if Lemmy met him, maybe he wouldn't immediately trust him, but I'm doubting he'd feel that 'adult' aura coming off him that'd make him feel extra wary. OH WOW HEY THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW You should know enough about Kanba by now to know the answer to this yourself. Even if he's too polite to ever say anything about it (or do you think he'd just let Aibou kidnap him 30 times a week?).

Aibou: oo... *whips out a magnifying glass, accidentally roasting an ant* ...Oops. ... THE SEARCH CONTINUES

SG2: JUST STAY DOWN HERE GUYS, SHE'LL NEVER FIND YOU, *NEVER*!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aibou: O RLY?!

SG2: O_O;; RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently running to DA with my new charsheet was a very bad idea *about 5 minutes after it's uploaded*

Aibou: *giggles madly* I CONSPIRE

Crisis: You do it so very well too.

Aibou: Squee! ^,^ Domo. <33333333333

SG2: DO NOT ENCOURAGE HER YOU FOOL!!!! You may not have any characters but you know she already has her eye on your mech, and what Aibou wants, Aibou freaking gets - trust me, you just can't STOP her, she has like...these freaking POWERS!!!!!!!!! Hayate

Karma: Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Once you get used to it though, it's pretty easy. And you can retaliate on her characters too if you get bored. *throws a cat at Edge*

Lemmy: I think I heard earlier this evening that Aibou now has Descarde in her possession. So that makes:

Kanba

Nameless

Descarde

Lemmy

SG2: And don't forget Hayate. I'm worried to upload my charsheet for Wataru at this rate. (Also, Karma, good to see those cat-throwing abilities coming in handy for more than just escaping the scene of bitch-punchings )

Aibou: Edge: GAH!! *DUCKCOVER* WOMAN--! oo Let's see.... Kanba, Nameless, Lemmy, Descarde, Hayate... ... But... the Mech lets me blow things up... and gave me a cutter for my diamond chocolate paradox... ... *stabs Lemmy*

Karma: Aw, did you not like the kitty, Edgie? Do I have to turn you into a kitty again? Kanba, Nameless, Lemmy, Descarde, Hayate... And now Jinsoku, you stole him on another thread... Has Descarde walked out yet? Oooh, so she's nice to Other Alex...*siiigh* She does this a lot for no reason now.

Lemmy: *bleeds profusely* KINDA NOTICED, YEAH. THANKS.

Aibou: Edge: >____< *haaaaaaate* Nuu... I... put walls up. Yes, walls. ...Padded walls. XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Karma: *gives Edge Pie as compensation* Well I suppose that'll work for a while.... That is until he A) Travels or B) Renea finds you and kicks your ass. Aww Lemmy's bleeding again... *helps self to snack*

Lemmy: There is no "again". It's just all the time now, what with Aibou around an' all.

Aibou: Edge: *scowl* A NAME A NAME YOU GAVE HER A NAME oo; Lemmy, I'm sure the Mech has a first aid kit. Or a laser that will burn your wounds closed.

Karma: A LASER, USE THE LASER! Well it wasn't that hard...the two of them together are a play off of René Descartes...Renea and Descarde. Ho ho ho, I'm so clever. Now I just need to give her a look.

SG2: BY THE WAY I NOTICED AIBOU EDITED HER POST BECAUSE WHEN I SAW IT BEFORE SHE STABBED ME TOO SO NOW THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MY WRATH RETURN HAYATE NOW

Karma: When Descarde walks out, make sure Hayate follows him!

Aibou: I AM NEENJA. Return them? ... ... Well... NO.

Crisis: Ummm, lets see. I've got lots of stuff to cause wounds, but little to close them with....hmmm... *puts a peice of rebar into the flamethrower, heating it red hot* hold still lemmy, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you... *starts to caterize lemmy's wounds* Hmm, i don't feel a thing

Aibou: *big sweatdrop* Nn... maybe I should have given Lemmy Cure III and Cure IV too...

Crisis: *continues to stich Lemmy back together with a red hot rebar* Why? I'm almost done.

Aibou: oo Hmmz0rz. I dunno. *burns them* Yay! Lemmy is almost fixededed!

Crisis: Oh! So you want him neurtered too?

Aibou: O,O OKIE!

SG2: If that's what we're doing I have a dick-chopping machine we could recycle from last month when I was threatening his precious Goten with it. Anyone wanna use it?

Crisis: *gestures with red hot rebar* no, i think im set... Wait no *turns up the heat until the metal is starting to spark and is almost white hot* There we go! Shall i continue?

SG2:

Lemmy: . . . I need not remind other Alex that I can kill him.

Aibou: Kitties... *pets Lemmy*

Crisis: *beigns to make the word "it" the sigular thrid person pronoun that best describes Lemmy thourgh the use of nearly white hot steal searing his flesh*

SG2: ... Uh yeah okay then so... ...Zombies? ...I mean vampires? ... ...Something?

Karma: ....I'm kinda hungry.

SG2: *drags Lemmy into the dungeon and chains him up* There ya go, Your Excellence!! I'll await my chocolate payment over here in this one corner not filled with drained corpses... *sidesteps them*