VAMPIRE WTF!

Reese: So SG2 was telling me that Karma was the Supreme Kaiser of this supposed Blood country!?! WTF! First of all, Vampires originated in France. That's why the Guillotine was the preferred method of execution during the French Revolution. Most of the French aristocracy were vampires, so with the guillotine you could kill vampires and humans without the public being any the wiser to the existence of vamps. The vampre council is in france. There are some norse/viking vamps, which explains a lot. However, most vampires live in America. I've never heard of German Vampires, EVER. So I challenge you KARMA to defy my logic and knowlege of vampire-dom!

SG2: Yeah, basically as soon as I said you were a vampire Kaiser, he just started ranting, so I was all like, 'well, challenge her logic, then.' So he's all like, 'okay, I will!!' And Other Alex is all like 'uh-oh, here comes the Karma Logic', and it was all like, crazy rant-ness...and so he posted this. ...Yeah. And now the challenge has been initiated... Have at it. *sits back to watch*

Karma: I don't even know who the hell you are. Why should I answer a challenge? We're not on a fair playing ground.

SG2: Russel, Heather. Heather, Russel. Shake hands, now, everybody.

Karma: That still answers like...nothing for me, considering he apparently knows lots of stories about me and all I know is "this is a guy named Russel."

SG2: Other Alex was the same when he first showed up. Give the new New Guy a little credit, eh?

Aibou:

Ya rly.

BREADSTICKS

Everyone must love the National Razor. Much loff.

o,o Butbutbut... the sun!

Thank you, natural selection.

Chocolate...

Crazy Americans. I dunno what natural selection did there...

HEIL!

Reese: I would like to formally appologise Heather, I don't actually know much of anything about you other than your name which I just learned today. I didn't wan't to make waves or make the post at all, but you know Alex, You can't say no to her, she's dangerous. I've heard about the things she's done to people with sobe bottles, and I don't want any part of that. So again I appologise, My name is Russell and I'm big into anime, reading, and video games. Most of my info on vampires comes from legends I've studied, and the Anita Blake vampire hunter novels by Laurel k Hamilton. They're amazing books if your interested, lot's of sex, violence, and more crazy preternatural politics than you can shake a stick at, and all amazingly well written. Finally, I appologise for a third time and look forwards to getting to know you through the boards.

SG2: Wow, such a formal apology...really, wasn't all it took a 'WTF is this?!" thing for Other Alex before he was accepted into the group? And now look at him!! Can't we all just get along? (Also Aibou, WTF, that post cracked me up XD)

Lemmy: Geez. This time Karma won without even trying. Hello, new guy!

Crisis: Its not so much Karma won, than Russel gave up.

SG2: Well maybe they can make nice when Karma comes by later today, and we can start anew as friends. ...Then they can challenge one another to a hate-filled death match over who knows more about vampires. Ah, friendship.

Crisis: Karma is coming to FSC today!?!?!? Damn, i need to do errands after i get out of class at @ 12:15

SG2: ... ... This place is full of misunderstandings today. I meant coming by IGNO. WTF, people.

Crisis: Well sorry You never know what people mean by "coming by"

SG2: Yeah but if Karma were coming to FSC don't you think I'd be a liiiiiiiiiiittle more bouncing off the walls?

Crisis: I've not seen you today, so how would i know your current level of wall springy-ness?

Reese: Hi Lemmy, hows it goin?

Lemmy: S'alright. Pardon me while I kiss the cheese, now.

Karma:

Yeah I didn't even get to start arguing...ah well. I'll live. Hmmm...alright. Apology accepted. Let's be the bestest of friends now.

Seriously she would be...I am just that awesome.

SG2: ... HEY!!!!!!!!!!!

Aibou: You HAD to see that coming. <,<

SG2: RIVAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!! *STABS RUSSELL*

Karma: Don't be stabbing Russell. He's a good friend of mine.

SG2: SINCE *WHEN*?! YOU TWO JUST MET LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO!! HOW CAN HE BE YOUR BESTEST...I THOUGHT...I THOUGHT...V-VANILLA COOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karma: Vanilla Coke is another of my bestest friends. I have lots of bestest friends.

Reese: O noes, I am slain! JK, I gotsa stab vest, lol

Aibou: GIVE THAT TO ME

Lemmy: Why should YOU have it?! You're the one constantly stabbing US.

Karma: *gives Lemmy a stab vest*

Lemmy: KARMA I LOVE YOU HAVE SOME BLOOD OKAY?! *dons vest and slits wrist*

Karma: YUMMY. *drink!*

Aibou: HISSSSSSSSSSSS...! *goes to get a flamethrower*

Lemmy: YEAH, GOT YOU UPSET?? HOW D'YA LIKE ME *NOW*, BITCH?! *STAB-PROOF* BOO-YA!!

Aibou: *PYROBLAST*

Lemmy: *EVISCERATED* *SELF-HEAL AIBOU POWER* *EXTRA LIFE* Whee.

Karma: Hmm...*makes stab vest flame resistant*

Lemmy: KARMA I LOVES YOU MORE NOW *starts pouring out blood into empty spaghetti sauce jars*

Aibou: ... *waits for Lemmy to die of blood loss*

Lemmy: That's the beauty of it, though; I can't. Why do you think Karma wants MY blood all the time? She's a pacifist; she wouldn't take blood from someone who can die of blood loss.

Aibou: >______< Curses, foiled again.

Lemmy: Aww, don't worry, Aibou. If you ever become blood-hungry, you can probably have some of mine. Karma likes to share with her friends.

Aibou: Aww... yay! *squeeze* You can feed my Legion too, my Legion is hungry.

Lemmy: . . . are there a lot in your Legion? 'Cuz we're gonna hafta portion my blood out slowly so that I don't collapse-- it takes time to regenerate. Wait, no it doesn't. *empties blood into jars for Aibou* *self-heal Aibou power* *filled with blood* Awesome.

Reese: Aibou canhave vest and a hanfull of shinies to go along with it.

Lemmy: It's actually Karma who gave me the vest, dude; you might wanna ask her instead. Aibou wants to STAB you, not save you. . . . unless you give her things. Lots of things.

Aibou: I WANT THE VEST AND SHINIES! ME ME ME ME ME!

Reese: S'okay, I got a spare, and I had the vest origionally.

Aibou: *snitches it* YAY! One less invulnerable individual... *goes to find someone else to stab*

Reese: But if I don't get my vest back then Aibou doesnt get any of this chocolate...

Lemmy: I'd be careful about trying to mess with Aibou. Don't try to make her choose; that's how I got in trouble with the chocolate diamond, y'see. Which is why I atoned for that by giving her all of my various necklaces and chains.

Karma: So much blood

Reese: Blood is tasty.

Karma: Are you a vampire too?!

SG2: Please no, we don't need another...

Lemmy: Look here, you other vampire, my blood goes to the Supreme Kaiser and the Supreme Kaiser alone. Go make your own goddamned Blood Country; it won't be half as awesome as this one.

Reese: I'm not a vampire, I'm a vampire junkie. Can't get enough of em. I was wondering, does Karma have a Human Servant, yet?

Lemmy: *points to self* Food source. Closest you'll get.

Aibou: She doesn't have a cupbearer...!

SG2: That's a good point. Her Excellence should appear more dignified than just sorta...sinking her fangs into the meatslave. She deserves only the finest blood snifters to make Lemmy's tasteless blood seem a bit more fancy and stuff... What say you, Your Excellence?

Reese: AH, I see, but Lemmy is just food. I'm a Necromancer (I know what you're going to say alex). I have special blood, and by binding me as your Human Servant, we both gain in power!!

SG2: Necroph-- Necro-Romancer...

Reese: See, I knew it I knew it.

SG2: ...The spanking has just gotten slightly more disturbing.

Reese: You know you like it.

Karma: ... well I was almost willing to say yes because a necromancer as a servant and ally sounds really interesting but uh...the spanking disturbs me. Juuuust a bit.

Reese: I'll save the spankings fo Alex, I promise.

Karma: Hmm. You willing to swear on it?

Reese: I'd swear a million blood oaths for you my liege.

SG2: ... ... ... ... WTF HEY

Crisis: Quick SG2! USE YOUR POWER OF SUPER ADMIN-NESS TO STOP THE UNHOLY UNION! its just like stopping a wedding in a satanic church!

Karma: Hmm....So Russell...what exactly are the terms to this bond and Human Servant deal? For both of us. I'm not sure what vampire lore you're working off of, but depending on what you read/see/watch/study there's different vampire information for different storylines, so different deals and pacts and information work under different situations as well. So it's good to clarify BEFORE I make a deal with you, you know.

SG2: ALSO AS ADMIN I DO HAVE very limited CONTROL OVER KARMA AND I SAY YOU TWO CAN'T BE ALLIES UNLESS THE LEWD AND QUESTIONABLE ACTIONS THAT HAVE SOMEHOW DISTURBINGLY BEEN DIRECTED TOWARDS ME ARE HENCEFORTH CEASED IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

Reese: Okay, First of Alex, calm down, I 'm just joking, and I figure I owe you for the gay stuff. I'm operating off of Laurel K Hamilton rules, but feel free to add/chnge anything, It is a two way street. First and foremost I will gain immortality. As long as you are alive, I can still be killed but I wont age physically. If you die I won't survive, but you being the master will survive my death, but you would be weak and vulnerable for a while. I gain physical strength similar to yours, while you gain magical powers similar to mine. I will be stronger and heal more rapidly and can also heal by drinking blood, holy items still won't work on me, and I can animate more powerful undead. Your control over other undead will increase, you will heal even more rapidly than you did before, and you will gain resistance to fire, silver, holy objects and all the other forms of attack normally effective against vampiers. That's all I can think of right now, but in any event you are the master, and I the servant.

SG2: I'm mostly just WTF over the fact that Karma found it disturbing one minute but the second she realized I was the only target went on to make bargains with you (The gay stuff is supported by class A evidence and you have only yourself to blame BTW)

...OKAY WHOA WHOA WHOA I RULE NO ONE THIS YOU READ THE FIGHTING GAME PROFILES ONLY I CAN BE UNKILLABLE HERE IT IS MY POWER I CALLED IT WTF

...Well so long as this means you can still be killed by say, rocket chainsaws, so long as Karma's still alive, then, okay.

I feel sorry to tell you that Karma is very physically weak

Hear that Lemmy? They're eating for two.

DAMMIT!! *chucks cross into gutter*

Uh...before she was a vampire, Karma was a zombie for like, a month. ...I don't think she needs to gain more powerful control over the undead plzkthx.

B-but...

B-b-but...!!

Doesn't Karma have power over enough people already?!

Reese: No fairs, can I get strong anywayz? O O O, and Karma I gain immunity to vampire eye tricks.

Karma: Physically weak I may be, but I have dexterity, balance, coordination and agility that he can partake of, so it's still a decent tradeoff. Hm...and this deal really does sound beneficial to both of us. You get boosts, I get boosts, and best of all I get to keep control and have a loyal servant. Fantastic. I'm more than willing to make this bond.

SG2: ...Having another loyal servant doesn't me you and I still can't get boosts...right?

Karma: Well I already have an S support with you. I'm just getting an A support with Russell now, apparently. Well I suppose it'll start at C until we can start working together better.

Reese: Deal, shall we do the binding here and now? *bends neck to the side and moves hair out of the way*

SG2: It'd be no fun to start at A. And I think by now we're like, Super S. Which is amazing when you consider that we're fighting each other rather than working as a team on 90% of the threads right now.

Crisis: well, the pokemonz thread is an obvious exception, as were-karma is your bitch. In a literal sence mind you, since she is after all a female werewolf.

SG2: ... *decides not to comment on the grounds that she does not enjoy being mauled* H-hey WereKarma, look, nice juicy steak!! *TOSS*

Crisis: *watches steak soar thur the window of a retirement home* Oh lemme get some pop corn! God, i'll miss the screaming tomarrow...

SG2: It's a retirement home next to a playground. Let's see who gets it first, the children, or the elderly.

Karma: *LEAPS THROUGH WINDOW AFTER STEAK AND LANDS ON AN OLD GRANNY* .... *FERAL SHARP TEETH GRIN*

Aibou: Cue hysterical scream in three, two...

Crisis: *records screams* You know, i need to do this more. God i miss some of the screams i've heard...

Karma: MAUL MAUL MAUL MAUL MAUL...

SG2: ...Oh, wow.

Reese: Can I get bitten already!!

Aibou: *bites Reese* ...*contracts rabies* @_@

SG2: Ouch man. That sucks.

Reese: Damn that was HOT!! Also, s'okay cuz I carry an anti-rabis kit with me at all times for just such an occasion.

Crisis: For a second there, i was curious if Aibou had contracted rabies from Russell, or vise versa

Reese: Hey, man, I got mor kinks than, well somethin really kinky.

ville: Masochist! I advise nobody to see 30 days of night with this person. Things may happen....very strange things. I wouldnt be suprised if you opened up a vampire porn site or something.

Reese: Dude, umm, what? Sriously, I'm not a masochist, I just like biting and fingernail-play, and like what is 30 days of night, and Vampire porn, WTF?

Crisis: I've got to agree with russell on this. WTF did andrew just say?

Reese: mmmmm hmmmm. everybody's got turn ons, probly even the robot I guess...AAAAAAGHAGAHHAHHHHAAHHHHHHH GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crisis: I'm one of the most laid back people you'll ever meet in that department, but this is not the thread to discuss that in.

Reese: Nope, to the 'Preversoin' Zone as my cybernetic counterpart would say!

SG2: I love my Lost Club jacket. Lookit!! It's orange, and it's got this nice blue trim on the sleeves and around the zipper, and this sweet emblem...

Karma: Honestly Russ I don't think you want to be bitten by me while I'm a WereKarma. Things might not turn out quiiiite the way you wanted. HSSSSS. *MAULS MORE OLD PEOPLE*

Lemmy: Y'know, as much as I hate to see Karma randomly attacking senior citizens . . . Well . . . better them than me. I'm all outta clothes. And blood.

SG2: You're never out of blood. *RESTORE*

Lemmy: *starts to politely pour his blood into empty-washed-out spaghetti jars and stores them carefully in the Kaiser's refridgerator* Hmm . . . now where's this gonna FIT? *looks at shelves already filled with his blood*

SG2: I think she gets more satisfaction drinking it FROM you...

Crisis: *gestures at Lemmy* follow. *takes up to his room, and opens up the faintly luninous chest in the corner* Stasis chest. Anything in here will not age. Ever.

SG2: Fool, he already has eternal youth and immortality. You see how Karma mauls children and the elderly - she hates their blood and is drawn to just destroy them because they taste so bad. So Lemmy is eternally stuck at this age and can never die, ever. You fail.

Crisis: even his blood? And even if his blood is ageless, now we can store much more blood for infinte periods.

Karma: *MAULS CHILDREN AND PLAYGROUND*

SG2: ...Yay!!

Karma:

SG2: I'm somehow reminded of that one Spongebob episode where the truckload of fruitpunch explodes all over the seniors in the rest home with the white clothes on, and it looks like there was a massacre...because I'm figuring, when she's done with these kids, the olden folks are next...

Lemmy: "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!" "I love the young people."

Reese: O MY GOD. AMAZING. Lemmy wins the internet.

Karma: *SEARCHES FOR MORE THINGS TO MAUL*

Aibou: HAY WEREKARMA LOOK IT'S A LEMMY

Karma: *SHOWS FANGS* *WEREKARMA GRIN* *POUNCEMAUL*

Aibou: I'm made of win. *flees*

Reese: /facepalm

SG2: You're just jealous.

Reese: How could I be jealous, I have more money than you.

Aibou: o,o It's Seto Kaiba.

Crisis: yea, but he hasn't told us to screw the rules yet

SG2: Yeah he did. He made a whole thread CALLED Screw The Rules.

Karma: I LUFF KAIBA WHERE IS HE?!

Lemmy: He's with Bakura and a bunch'a others who have donated themselves to the Bishie auction up the street that's fundraising for a cure for mermaids who were mistakenly born with legs. Go get you some man meat . . . IF YOU CAN *AFFORD* IT.

Karma: Feh, who cares about affording? I'll just get Aibou to steal him.

SG2: 'Man meat'? Why is Lemmy advocating male prostitution?

Karma: No idea

SG2: He did seem to try to be appealing to YOU... But since we all know Karma has absolutely no semblance of a sex drive (except for the Death God Porn fetish), there's only one explanation. She's a pimp.

Karma:

SG2: Yup. It's aaaaall coming together, now. You and Lemmy were having a Pimp War because you were arguing over whose turf belonged to who. I have my sources.

Karma: .... ...war? ... *Bites Lemmy's head off* ...I win now?

SG2: I think so!!

Karma: YAY! *drinks decapitated Lemmy's blood*

SG2: Awesome. Now THAT is the kind of Pimp War I like to see. *tosses Karma a bloody steak* For when you're done disposing of that there eyesore.

Karma: ^___^ STEAK

Cumtastic: uh.. BANANA? bloody banana? oh god ew.

Karma:

SG2: *jacket*

Lemmy: *decapitated body falls over, collapses onto floor*

SG2: ...Victory!!

Cumtastic: in how many of these threads does Lemmy die at the hands of Karma and SG2?

Reese: A lot. Hmm, I suddenly have a strange craving for steak tartar.

Cumtastic: I am craving Chicken cordod Bleu. but w/e.

Crisis: 2 for about 4 bucks at a BJ's Wholesale club. I run a registar there, and i checked out about 7 today. And i had a nice steak tip today, just the way Karma likes them (still mooing).

Cumtastic: buy one, send it to me... I'll pay you in Pocky.

Crisis: So, i send you a chicken that will be rancid before it arrives, and you send me something i can get on my own... Why does this sound like a messed up transaction?

Cumtastic: because you'll send it overnight in a refridgerator and my pocky is JAPANESE.

Mr. Bones: hahaha i can get him japanese pocky in boston. lulz they sell it in harvard square.

SG2: I got Japanese gum one time (no Karma, not the gum that smelled like flowers/felt like wax/tasted like shampoo), and the only thing that made it more special than regular gum was that it made me feel cool because I could read the writing on the little individually-wrapped boxes (little boxes, you know, like Jr. Mint mini's) and no one else could. Oh, and that one of the flavors was pineapple and I've never found pineapple gum anywhere else. It was good.

Mr. Bones: the strangest flavored gum i have ever had was lo mein flavored. i got it in china town. it was weird and i can find it anymore

Cumtastic: gah. I had this really awful Japanese gum once.. tasted like shit. and yet I couldn't throw it away.. I'm not sure why.

Mr. Bones: i blame the hypnotoad ALL POWER TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!!!!!!!!1

Cumtastic: indeed. it might have very well been. All I thought was "GOD. this tastes like crap... wait.. why am I still chewing it then."

Reese: O SHIT, she found the Mind-control gum I was marketing through a Japanese whole-saler.

Cumtastic: gah.. that was YOU! Damn you Russell...

Mr. Bones: russell flavored the gum with the slime from the HYPNOTOAD, giving the gum it's mind control powers. i told you the hypnotoad had something to do with it.

Cumtastic: Gah. horrable.

Reese: Pfffft, that's nothing, wait till you find out what I made Mountain Dew from, Damnit, there goes another secret.

Crisis: Two parts water, one part syrup, high fructose corn syrup, and several other chemicals not naturally appearing in nature. I worked in a bottling plant one summer.

Cumtastic: .. not naturally found in nature?

Crisis: I.E. Chemical compounds that require conditions found only with in the bounds of a lab to produce. look at a can of Dew some time, and tell me if any of those chemicals are naturally found in large amounts, excpet the water

Cumtastic: any of those chemicals are naturally found in large amounts.. there I told you

Mr. Bones: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA waking up to read that just made my day Mae. lulz that rhymed. I award you 13 internets

Crisis: Did you look at a can of dew first?

Reese: But ther's one chemichal not listed on the can, the one I payed them to add. Damnit, Stop making me reveal my secrets.

Cumtastic: WAIT.. you never said it had to be true...

Reese: But his instructions did include looking at the can. He's got you on a technicallity.

Cumtastic: I looked at the can...but still he never said what I was supposed to derive from that knowledge

Reese: Oh, well then you win and he loses for not specifying you had to be truthful, which you would have to be if you drank the MD beacuse one of the secret ingredients is Sodim Penta....HEY!

Cumtastic: DUDE I'm sooo magic. I didn't even have turn turn on the charm for that one.

Crisis: Soduim Pentachoride? No wonder the shit explodes in production. I'm not kidding. MD is know for entire cases (36 packs, that i've had to clean up) expolde in production. Those cans turn into gernades. It's scarey shit.

Mr. Bones: grammar much

Reese: Sodium PentaTHOL, dumbass, didn't you get the reference to telling the truth? GAWD!

Karma: As I recall in another thread, you claimed that you ALWAYS spoke truth and never falsehoods, so by that measure you should have told the truth anyway.

Reese: Hmm a quandry, no, a PARADOX!

Mr. Bones: i thought only alex could call paradox. but it is a paradox

Reese: No, If you lurk farther back in some thread somewhere I declared myself the Harbinger of Paradox.

SG2: Yup, the PARADOX meme actually originated with Russ, I'm just responsible for spreading it madly through half the threads on the board.

Cumtastic: the only thing that overrides the truth is appeasement.. and he told me to tell him so, so I appeased.

Karma: He did say that somewhere. I do remember clearly, because I recall questioning just how many Apocalypses we had around here.

SG2: Katie just brought another one on the Cookies thread. Damn it all.

Karma: CAKESTERS.

SG2: *weeps*

Reese: THE PARADOXCALYPSE IS UPON US!

Karma: That actually sounds really cool when you say it out loud. Paradoxcalypse...no, paradoxalypse sounds better...

Reese: How 'bout we spell it my way, and pronounce it yours?

Karma: Sounds good. Done deal.

SG2: ... *is deathly afraid to ever try pronouncing it any way* P-paradox...ca-lips...k... DAMMIT

Karma: That's why you say it MY way, pa-ra-DOCKS-a-lips, paradoxalypse.

SG2: I still think I'd probably add 20 more 'k' sounds in there than I should

Lemmy: Yes. I . . . think.

Karma: So yeah. I'm awesome. An amazing awesome vampire paladin kaiser who leads the blood country with my noble neon green paladin warcamel Reginald by my side.

SG2: ...that was...somehow...random...and out of nowhere... ... ...Not every thread needs to come back to that, you know.

Karma: 'course it does.

Aibou: Awesomeness is power.

Crisis: Knowledge is Power, and We guard it well.

Cumtastic: K is cool because she's a mod who enforces no rules....

Karma: I do but rarely and it's subtle. I don't beat you over the head.

SG2: If awesomeness is power...and if the reverse is also true, then since I have absolute power here, as Admin, I also have absolute awesomeness. And overrule Karma. YES I WIN FINALLY

Karma: You might technically have absolute power over technical aspects, but seeing as I rule virtually every person here, I have more SOCIAL power. And that makes my awesomeness far more awesome than yours. Plus, you only have awesomeness here. I've got awesomeness IRL too.

Cumtastic: Plus... K is awesome because WE made her awesome... no no.. forgive me master... WE acknowledge her awesome-ness and it's more like she is awesome with admin-powers NOT she had awesome admin-powers...she is defined by the awesomeness... not the admin-powers

SG2: ...how did 'we' make her awesome?! Anywayz I don't care how much she boasts about her awesomeness, I still
have the power that she lacks. So we still complete one another in that way, and she's gotten much MORE awesome because of me, which makes me awesome for aiding in her self-proclaimed awesomeness. So I'm still awesome, do you awesome see?

Cumtastic: I read her post wrong.. still.. K = Super-Duper-Fantaboulious-awesome^9735863488239903487568392xpi

Karma: 'We complete each other'? Laaaaaaaaaame.

SG2: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!! But...but it's true...!!

Cumtastic: no matter how true it's still sorta lame.. however.. *thoguht goes to random where brain drill isn't needed* poor K.

Karma: It's still totally lame sounding.

SG2: Y-your face is lame!!

Cumtastic: your mom is good in bed... but we don't rub it in your face... plus, your's is completely false

Karma: Nice comeback, very witty.

SG2: I know thank you I am good at that.

Karma: Mmm so I noticed.

Aibou: Plan A was to not suck. Now you are on plan B, SG2. Plan B: Stop sucking. ^,~ ...OH SHI-- *FLEE*

SG2:

Aibou: @@ ...M...edic.

Lemmy: Sorry, but the medic got blowed up real good by the diamond rocket chainsaw just before yours.

Mr. Bones: *gives full restore* i guess no one was around to cast heal magic. damn you russell for not being hear, everyone knows potions are to be used in emergencies only.

SG2: And a FULL RESTORE no less!! It restores all HP and PP to a POKEMANZ and is highly effective when in BATTLE with ELITE TRAINERs!! (Srsly you guys...I miss Pokemanz. Let's bring it back.)

Aibou: YAY HEALZ <3,<3

Mr. Bones: *a wild mudkip appears* [Image] there you go alex

Reese: Wrong thread.

Mr. Bones: THIS IS NAO A THREAD ABOUT POKEMANZ! POST SOME FUCKIN POKEMON! *This is all russell's fault btw for challenging the fact that i spawned the rare commie mudkip, which is the symbol of the boneyard*

Aibou: [Image] SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONANSU!

SG2: Pokemanz does not equal Pokemon. Fail. Also Sounansu = most constipated Pokemon evar.

Reese: Sounansu? You guys seriously need to learn the American names, seing as American is the only language I speak! ...in America!

SG2: I've told this story a million times: Back before G/S were released in the US, me and my brother subscribed to a Pokemon magazine. And naturally, since it was the huge fad at the time, when the G/S Pokemon were out in Japan, they were all over the magazine in the Pokedex in the back of the book - before they had been given American names yet. So I memorized the Japanese names (even though back then I couldn't pronounce for shit) before the US version came out and then when it did I was like 'WTF...those names are horrible.' and stuck to the ones I knew. Process repeated by my memorizing the Japanese names of the other Pokemon because the English ones are pretty bad (though the Japanese names are equally stupid if translated literally). I only pretty much know the names of the original 151 in English...and Mudkip, because that one's obvious.

Cumtastic: I have never found you more attractive SG2... it's scary.. so stop it.

Aibou: o,o

Crisis: BACK OFF, SHE'S AIBOU'S!

Aibou: *chews tail*

SG2: *walks into thread* Hey guys, what's-- *looks left* *looks right* *looks at tail* WTF I'M NOT...SHE'S NOT...WE'RE NOT...*I'M NOT*... ... LEMMY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reese: *blink* *blink* WTF is going on in this thread?

Crisis: that is for us to know, and you to remain eternally ignorant of.

Cumtastic: I see how it is SG2/.... you deny me ONLY in front of your friends... >.<

SG2: ... ... ... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!

Cumtastic: April fools?

Aibou: Owned.

Reese: You missed. By like half a day.

Cumtastic: uh huh... NO.

Mr. Bones: epic fail mae. post was @ 11:23 am on april 2nd.

SG2: Boooooooooooooooo.