R--U--S--S--E--L--L--!!!!!!!!!!

Reese:

My name is spelled R--U--S--S--E--L--L, Learn it. Know it. Love it.

I'm just kidding guys, It's not a big deal, lol.

Crisis: i was gonna say Karma may have a rival for conceit...

Aibou: .....REESE

Reese: WHAT THE HELL IS REESE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY NAME???

Aibou: oo You know... Reese...'s Pieces... I took your name and 1UP'd it! ^__________^

Crisis: Its a secert langage that has mystical powers. Your soul has now been forever tainted from your chibi gaara molestations.

Reese: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! THE PEOPLE ON IGNO DON'T NEED TO KNOW THOSE THINGS!!...THAT AREN'T TRUE...

Crisis: See, the denial of his molestations of poor chibi gaara on such a magnitude makes it true by default!

Reese: There is no Chibi Garra molestation, in fact, I killed chibi gaara, how about that, huh?

SG2: ...Necropheliac.

Reese: The evidence is all circumstantial and based on heresay, Crisis hasn't seen the pictures first hand, and SG2 is vestly embelishing. And if i were a necro, which I'm not, I could kill you and defile your corpse. MWAAAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAAHAAA HAAA

Crisis: AGAIN WITH THE DENILS! HE'S A GAY NECROPHILIAC! EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS!

SG2: Agreed. First it was Chibi Gaara, but who's next? He seems to talk about Guy a lot, too, and Lee. And I mean, Guy, with the skin-tight jumpsuits, and the nice-guy pose, and the winking, and the sparkles...you can't deny the evidence, here.

Reese: I immitate Gai-sensei (and Lee-san by proxy), But I don't wanna do him, ewwwww. I like girls, especially cute ones with small perky tits and nice round asses.

SG2: That's street talk for CHIBI GAARA.

Lemmy: 'Zat anything like a russet potato? 'Cuz they's mean. Only way to kill them? . . . y'say potato backwards three times and reverse their brains. Don't ask, just do it.

Karma: .....^ OOooookay then. Anyway sorry about the L /double L thing. I actually thought it would have been double L, but SG2 wrote it Russel so I thought she had it correct and imitated her. I will now remember that you are Russell.

SG2:I am not to be trusted.

Karma: Clearly!

Lemmy: Thirded. But she's still not as bad as me-- the Terri-Bible contains great evil.

Karma: True enough, true enough.

Reese: I wasn't really upset, I was just yankin yer chainz.

Karma: I figured.

SG2: No but he got really upset when I told him Aibou called him Reese.

Aibou: REESE

Karma: I don't get why

SG2: Why what, why she called him Reese, or why he got mad? Personally I think if I understood the former I may understand the latter...then again, my name isn't Russell, so I may never know why it's so taboo. Maybe it's some secret language of destruction that Aibou knows because...she knows that kinda stuff...and if it's said to anyone named Russell, it activates some chemical reaction inside them and...and does some stuff...to make them explode...or something... ...I don't know, my name isn't Aibou, either. *sits back*

Reese: The only reason I freaked out for realz wuz cuz I didn't understand the whole Reese thing, but Aibou explained it and now it makes sense, well no it still doesn't make any sense but, GAAAHHHH MY MIND, WHAT'S GOING ON< AHHHHHHH!!!

SG2: I just remember no sooner did you explain to me the whole 'Nah, I was just joking' and I said, '...Aibou called you Reese.' did you just sorta...explode all 'WTF?!?!?!?!?' and everything. ...I'm still wondering on that theory of mine though, and it would indeed explain the moodswings when that word is uttered...

Aibou: oo It is the chocolatized form of 'Russell,' of course. 1UP.

SG2: ...O-of course...chocolate...ized... ... HOW DO YOU CHOCOLATIZE MY NAME?!

Karma: I dunno but I chocolatized Aibou's name with Chocolate Squee so it's all good.

SG2: Your name sounds like it could be chocolatized easy. Don't they call those toffee bars 'Heath Bars' or something? I wanna know how the Hell you'd chocolatize mine. I mean, there's a freaking X. Who's name has a freaking X?! X, Q, and Z are those letters that are the bane of the Roman alphabet!! Nobody likes them!! I've never heard of a chocolate bar with a name that people would just look at and be all, "oh, a chocolate with an X in it? Ewww, no thanks"!!! IT WOULD NOT SOUND APPETIZING!!! ... *sulk*

Aibou: Well, Karma could go several ways. There's Caramel, and Heath... You, SG2, are Skittle. o,o

SG2: Skit…WTF THAT’S MY CAT’S NAME!!!!!

Aibou: What a coincidence!

SG2: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... WHY *SKITTLE*?!

Karma: Well SG2/Skittle kinda works.. plus if you squint at it hard enogh the K starts looking like an X.

Aibou: Unless you come up with another candy that sounds similar...

Reese: From now on, you shall be known as SKITTLE!

Aibou: *giggles madly* IT IS WRITTEN IN STONE! ...By Reese.

SG2: WHAT THE FUCK CANDY IS *AIBOU*, HUH?! CHOCOLATE SQUEE DOES NOT COUNT!!!!

Angel: Skittle is cute. I like it. SG2 IS SKITTLE! *has no idea what this topic is about*

SG2: THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN KRYSTEN SAID MY NAME LOOKED LIKE IT SAID 'ANKLES' IN HEALTH CLASS JUNIOR YEAR!!!!!!!!

Crisis: *prepares to kill however said the name "Alex" looks like ankles* I'm mad now! Unless of course, the mistake was that SG2's hand writing is worse than my own... Come to think of it, I've never met an Alex with good penmanship. WTF is up with that?

Karma: Names just automatically mean certain things I guess. For example all the Bens I know like to say completely random things at completely odd moments for no apparent reason, just 'cause. All Yukis excel at being high-and-mighty jackasses. Most Gokus are idiots. Etc, etc.

SG2: ...Weird. But a good point; all Ashley's I've ever met have been extremely shallow... Though speaking for handwriting, I've never met a left-handed person with good handwriting, so I always blamed that...not my name...

Karma: Random left-handed observation: most of the landscapers who came in to buy landscaping materials and plants at my work this summer were left-handed. I remember this because the signature machine we had was designed for right-handed people, and at least 75% of the people who came in had a hard time with it because they were left handed. Weird, no?

SG2: Well left-handed people are just awesome...I mean, we suck at math...logistics...reasoning abilities...the sciences...etc...but we make up for it by being creative and imaginitive, and being imbued with the natural immunities to Super Nukes - AKA, the divine weapons that will bring about the RightPocalypse on the day of Divine Reconing, when all Righters will perish (those lucky enough to be naturally or train themselves to be ambidextrous; they're not pure so they won't live a life of prestige, but they'll be allowed the gift of life at the cost of becoming slaves), and the Left will rise and dominate the new era. It's common knowledge, really.

Karma: ... Sooo, when's this RightPocalypse exactly? ...cause y'know...I'd like to start training myself to be ambidexterous and I'd be nice to know what my timeframe is... Xx;

SG2: No one knows exactly; it could be anywhere, at any time, and when the time comes, we will be here to embrace it and carry out the divine duty of nuking all Righties. Never too early, and all that!! Don't worry; I'd ALWAYS make a special exception for you, Karma...you know the honest truth is I could never kill you. So instead, I'll just beat you to within an inch of your life to where I know you who could not fight against me anyways could protest, and make you my personal slave!! Then you'll be the one doing MY bidding for a change, but you'll get to enjoy the sweet gift of life!! Plus you'll probably be more privelaged than the other slaves, being my best friend an' all...I mean think of it, you go out, work your fingers to the bone for me every day, catering to my every whim, and I'll hook you up with video games, books, vanilla coke, and anything your heart could desire for the one hour of free time I'd specially allow you each day!! And I wouldn't even whip you - I could never do that. Pretty sweet deal, don'tcha think?

Karma: ... Maybe I'll just go with the rest of the Righties into Oblivion instead...

SG2: No, I won't let you. My new all-powerful world order won't be any fun without you there. You get to live. As my slave. Hurray.

Karma: Then I'll choke myself. WIth my right hand just to prove I still have some power as a rightie.

Aibou: @@ I don't think it's actually possible to suffocate yourself without the help of another object. ...There's always seppuku... @_@

Reese: Yeah you can, well suffocate yourself at least. It was in the news a while ago. Middle school kids were choking themselves then letting go at the last minute to get high off of the rush of oxygen and adrenaline. A lot of them never let go and died, not to mention that if you deny oxygen to your brain long enough to almost kill yourself, I'm pretty sure you'd get brain damage also, but I'm not 100% abouth the Brain Damage.

Aibou: ...Woooow. They get dumber every year...

Reese: Yup, In my brother's school 2 drunk 6th graders were caught fingering/jacking eachother during class.

Aibou: ...Ew.

SG2: ...Okay the current topic frightens me greatly

Angel: That is just freaky. I'm scared now =(

Crisis: Two seniors in my highschool decided to have sex in the science wing during the school breakfast preiod 2 years ago. Since none of you are familar with Ayer High, the science wing has a lot of glass windows all along the corrider, big floor to ceils affairs. It's also across a small court yard and up one floor from the big floor to ceiling windows that make up one wall of the cafe where the rest of the school was...

Reese: O that's nothing, at my senior prom, there were people having sex in the middle of the dance floor, and the staff just watched, I was sooo glad to get out of that school, especialy sice one of the deans had a thing for teenage boys and had hit on me and some of my friends.

Karma:

SG2: ...Yeah that's kinda my reaction too and I don't really even know how the topic got here, so... *continues preparing for the RightPocalypse*

Angel: O_________O

Crisis: So, anyway, how do we spell russell for the record?

Aibou: R-E-E-S-E

Karma: I think Aibou got the spelling down pat.

Aibou: Of course. I have l33t h4xx0r gr4mm4r sk1llz.

Reese: Indeed, O'Neil.

Crisis: Umm, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over... Where'd the "O'Neil" come from?

Reese: Stargate SG1

JMAX: A Stargate reference! I thought i was the only one who watches that show. and for those who don't it is a awesome show!!!

Crisis: I thought that was where it was from, but wanted to be sure, you ja'faa. I've got like the first 9 seasons on dvd

Reese: First 2 cuz I'm po' I'd rather not get too off topic but we can't really do anything until SG2 shows up, Where's she been all day?

Crisis: i dunno. i've still not gotten in touch with her. I've sent email and what not, but she aint answerin

Reese: O noes, I is worried!

Lemmy: Relax, Russell; she'll be back.

Aibou: LET ME FIX IT FOR YOU ; ; Relax, Reese; she'll be back.

SG2: A) What was the topic? I seem to have already lost it. B) I was studying math (test monday and I'm clueless right now ) and doing math homework all day so I didn't come to G Lobby today (would be hard to focus with everyone distracting me) and then my internet went out from like 8 last night on so I couldn't get on IGNO either.

Crisis: The first season was the best one. The farther along in the serises you get, the worse the quality is. I stopped watching during the third. My borther watches them all.

Reese: No Emery, this is the FARgate, it's completely different from that movie...

SG2: ZOMG UNIVERSAL REMONSTER IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE FUCKING EPISODE