OMGWTFBBQBETCHHHH!

PWR: I'm so fucking sorry for not being on as much, seriously! It's so hard to keep up with school, real world shit, and da internetz! I honestly don't even get online anymore! BUTTTTT, I'll be online all night tonight because I'm writing a paper and I'm studying for a mid term and I'm probably going to watch K-Dramas or some anime/read some GB (I know SG2, I owe you! >_<). SOOOOO! YEAH! I'M SORRY! DDD; I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, IGNOOOOOO!

SG2: *shanks her* bitch

PWR: -Sends suicide bomber crows to surround SG2 and detonate.- HAR HAR ;D

Mr. Bones: *shoves pwr's head into both slots of a toaster and sets it to medium darkness* ahahahahaha mmmmm toast

SG2: Toasted marshmallows, anyone?

PWR: -Shits.-

Sage: glomps pwr)

Tim: Mmm, toasted marshmellows... *eats* Yum Oh, and come on more

SG2:

...wait, was that supposed to be threatening, or were you just relieving yourself?

Reese: OHGODMAHEYES!!!!!!! Too much red text! *kicks PWR's Asian Rear*

SG2: Red text, that's right... Then she can't go back on her word!! TIE HER DOWN

Reese: It's shibari time!

Hamel: PWR!!! ^-^ You came back! *hugs* <.<;; what? I can't be nice once in a while?

Kane: Nice seeing you, PWR.

Bradios: Don't fall into one of her traps, Kane. She may seem cute and innocent on the outside. But inside there's a demonic hell spawn trying to get out and enslave us all! Where she will rule us for all eternity while we are forced to wear.....POTATO SACKS! And don't get me started on potato sacks! *Rants about potato sacks until the next person post's*

Hamel: ooohhhhh a tunic made of potato sacks!! that would be neat...

Reese:

Brad man, you gotta learn how to use apostrophes.

Tim: What's wrong with potato sacks?? I'm certain peopole have already done it for wearable art before??

Reese: *facepalm*

SG2: *finally recovers from Bradios' fail and then notices Tim's post; joins Russell in facepalming*

Tim: Epic i know

SG2: *ties Tim up in a burlap sack and tosses him into the river* There, better use than just storing potatoes.

Tim: *ionizes water to get oxygen to breathe* (yes, i did it)

Reese: You made oxygen breathe? That's amazing!

Mr. Bones: oh im sorry but

Little Timmy had a drink but he could drink no more
for what he thought was H₂O was H₂SO₄

SG2: You win awesomeness point, my good sir.

Tim: Haha, thanks John. I admit chemistry is my second calling It's great

But a little bit of KOH and pH was back to 7
For thanks to equilibrium Timmo was safe from that

(Gah, thats terrible... but the rest I could do at midnight on 2 hours sleep from the night before, NaOH would have worked better but I just couldnt make it work, stupid Pk...)

SG2: Why couldn't you make it work? It's not like what you ended up saying even rhymes.

Reese: Sulfuric Acid?

Tim: I was thinking more about general way it flows(ish)... NaOH would have made it to long and just sound weird. And it didn't have to rhyme Poetic license *cough* *cough*

SG2: You fail at poetry.

Tim: I know, it was crab. I'm not fantastic on a good day and when I wrote that it was a bad day... So how about we just ignore my crummy poetry??

Reese:

SG2: *intentionally didn't comment on that knowing Russell would come up with something more clever*

Tim: I'll give you crabs!!! at least as soon as i find that stupid pic ive spend a day looking for...

Mr. Bones:

i'll just leave that here

SG2: I love how this thread was PWR's 'OMG I SWAREZ I'LL BE BACK GUISE' thread and she hasn't returned since she made it.