WE CONSPIRE AGAINST LEMMY THREAD

Uh, NO. Seriously, WTF?!

Aibou:^_________^ Sit in the middle so we can all poke you!

Karma: And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.~Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.

Lemmy: Karma, clever and relevant as that may have been, I think you just went an' earned yourself a SG2 fit of rage.

Reese: I just wanna fit in...

Aibou: *pokes Lemmy*

SG2: *IN RELATION TO THE THREAD TOPIC SG2 DIRECTS RAGE AT KARMA ON LEMMY AND SLICES HIM UP WITH CHAINSAW NUNCHAKU*

Aibou: ...*withdraws finger*

Karma: I coulda told you that was coming.

Lemmy: *uses the self-healing/self-revival power Aibou gave him some threads ago and comes out miraculously unscathed* Kick-ass.

Aibou: it's like a punching bag that never wears out! *glomps Lemmy*

Lemmy: And that is why Aibou is just awesome. She sees me for what I really am. Wait . . .

Karma: Lemmy I think your spinal column was just shattered.

Lemmy: If it was, it was shattered for love. Also, I may be paralyzed.

Aibou: *cling*

SG2: I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that Lemmy. Look where you are...you cannot win this thread. *cocks weapons* Lock and load, bitch.

Lemmy: Aibou is more powerful than you. You have to ask to revoke the powers of a higher being, even when they're placed in use on a lower being that you can control like myself.

Aibou: WOOOOOOO I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemmy: YAAAAAAAY!! AND I'M HEALING!! *SELF-HEALS REPEATEDLY*

Aibou: oo Hmm. If you have 123G you can buy a scroll of Paralyna from the shop to cure Paralysis too.

Lemmy: You have a shop? Charge me double; I'm in a generous mood today.

Aibou: Paralyna has been added to your inventory. And there's Blindna, and Esuna, and Poisona, and Dia... all the basic scrolls that make a White Mage! o,o

Lemmy: Kick-ass. That Paralysis was kinda buggin' me for a second, there. So . . . wait. What, you're a White Mage, Aibou? 'Zat how you gave me the healing power?

Aibou: LV66 White Mage...! ...Retired! oo Obviously I have not healed anyone in years. I'm out to undo all my goodie goodie work now! You can have all of my White Mage spells!

Lemmy: KICK-ASS. And y'know what? You can have the plush bunnies I have in my closet in exchange. Give them a good home, and convert them into merceneries for your Doom Legion. *gives*

Aibou: *GLEE*

Lemmy: They're willing soldiers; y'just hafta feed 'em and clean 'em an' give 'em a squeeze now an' then t'show that you care.

SG2: *glares at the two of them, wondering if they've forgotten all weapons are pointed their way*

Aibou: Loff...! *glee* I will huggle them and snuggle them and call them-- oo --INVISIBLE! *flee*

SG2: *PULLS OUT THE GIANT KNIFE-GUN LAUNCHING GUN ROCKET GUN KNIFE GUN LAUNCHER*

Karma: That didn't even make any sense. I demand to see a diagram of how this thing works!

Aibou: Whatever it is, I want one...

SG2: I have the only one so if you want to see how it works you will have to get in line. ...Outside my brain. ...Where the only blueprints exist. *AIMS IT AT LEMMY*

Karma: But how could it possibly 'go up' when we don't even understand the nature of this weapon or how it works? I think we still need to see a diagram first.

SG2: By "go up" I mean like, "go up in smoke" or some such thing. I told you, the diagram exists only inside my mind. Go out and get ye telekinetic powers, and then we'll talk.

Karma: Well if its diagram exists only inside your mind, then clearly the thing itself can't be functional enough to work, since its depiction of how it works is nonexistent and thus, how the hell was it made? So I guess it won't be doing so much damage afterall.

SG2: My imagination is very strong. I willed it into existance, also with the power of my mind, and it is mentally operated, so mechanics or physics and the like hold no law over it. It'll do damage. And this is one weapon Aibou can't steal, since the way to operate it resides only inside of my special mind. ...So please don't harm my brain in any way, shape, or form.

Aibou: oo Hey Lemmy, can we see that list again...?

Karma: Wait, I think I have a copy of it... *rummages through paperwork*

Aibou: O rly?! In its entirety?! Awesome. ^,^

SG2: ...WAIT NO WHAT HAPPENED TO CONSPIRING AGAINST *LEMMY*?! DO NOT MAKE ME USE THIS THING ON YOU ALL *CHARGES LAZER*

Reese: Somebody appologise quick! SG2 is scaring me!!!! *runs away and leaves this thread entirely as to not be caught in the crossfire or whatever the hell that thing does*

SG2: As the person who showed me that weapons that don't exist but should list, with all those absurd guns that shoot swords that shoot knives and stuff, you shall be partially to blame for whatever happens when this thing goes off.

Aibou: I WANNA SEE THE BLUEPRINTTTT ; ;

SG2: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY?! GET SOME TELEKINETIC POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Karma: If I get telekinetic powers, will the blueprints magically be posted?

SG2: They will. ...Inside your mind. It'll be responsible for you to translate them into postable form, but hey, if you wanna trouble yourself, I mean...

Aibou: /yell WTB [Scroll of Telekinesis I] PST

SG2: Do you see it now, Aibou? In all its awesomeness? That’s how it works. And all I need to do is pull the trigger in my mind to set it off.

Aibou: <3,<3 Shiny.

SG2: There are many shiny things inside my mind. I keep it nice and spotless at all times...or...I just like teh shiny...

Angel: I'm conspiring against Lemmy because he's trying to take Gotenny wenny away from me

Lemmy: SO IT'S COME TO THIS. Oh, ho. See, I was willing to play along with this for awhile because conspiracies are fun and it gives Aibou something t'do other than randomly stabbing me, but WOW. Now you want to take Goten away?! IT'S ON, NOW.

Angel: I laugh at you.

Lemmy: You laugh at ME?! *summons Goten* KA-ME-KA-ME-HAAAAAAAA!!

Crisis: *sends a sheild drone into the blast, letting it's energy field absorb the hit* God i love my drones!

Karma: YAY DRONES.

SG2: Guys guys, calm down. There are two ways we can solve this: A) Lemmy can hire me for a reasonable fee and I will turn my attention away from him to use my awesome magical miracle knife-gun of fun-knives on Angel instead, or B) WE CAN LET ANGEL JOIN THE CLUB AND FURTHER CONSPIRE AGAINST LEMMY *AND* GET GOTEN...either way, there is only one outcome...FLAME WAR.

Aibou: WE ARE INVINCIBLE NOW.

SG2: She has the gnomes. I say we totally let her join out side, since Lemmy obviously deserves a fiery knifey-gun death.

Karma:

SG2: Well gunny-knife death just plain sounds stupid.

Crisis: This is true. However, i pale at the thought of what the typo magic of Lemmy could do to that word...

Reese: How dare you question the effectiveness of guns that shoot knives that shoot guns that shoot swords that shoot toasters that shoot flamethrowers that shoot Chuck Norris!

Crisis: I wasn't questioning the effective-ness of such a weapon. Rather, i was commenting that lemmy can typo anything to the point where it's impossible to figure out what the orginal word was.

Karma: Anything that shoots Chuck Norris is fucking deadly.

SG2: RUSSELL I DEMAND THAT YOU POST THAT LIST OF CRAZY-ASS WEAPONS BECAUSE I FORGET WHERE IT WAS AND SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY FUNNY.

Angel: WE MUST CONSPIRE AGAINST LEMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't want to use your awesome magical miracle knife-gun of gun-knives on me =( And I DO have the gnomes. I mean, how much more power do you want?

SG2: As much as you are willing to give, Angel.

Reese: Weapons that don't exist but should, showing here: LOWTDEBS, Here, HERE, and here

Aibou: I WANT A CAT SPAWNER.

SG2: I just remember the day we were reading these, we were laughing out loud... Even though 90% of them are just reaaaaaaaaaaaally stupid

Crisis: The moderator was commenting on the stupidity of most of them in the header...

Karma: I chuckled at a few, but most are just duuuuumb.

SG2: Exactly. Some of them are rather clever, most are just...yeah.

Angel: LEMMY KIDNAPPED GOTEN!

SG2: ...You just keep coming back to that, huh?

Lemmy: She's obsessed. I, meanwhile, have been calm in the entire matter. There was no kidnapping involved; all that happened was I said hey Goten look over there and he turns to say wha and I grab him from behind and run in a completely not-kidnap way to the nearest restaurant that hasn't already banned him as a customer to show him that I'm better than Angel is and have moneys.

Angel: Well, when you're as close to a person as I am with Gotenny, you find you can be a bit obsessed about them sometimes.. IT WAS KIDNAP! ....And I have moneys! Sometimes.... when I'm not spending all of it.......

Crisis: Okay, now i'm lost... *goes to get self more lost*

Karma: *gives Other Alex a Lost Club jacket* They just came in! I hope this Super Extra Large is big enough for your mech...

Crisis: *grabs the custom made one that was ordered with out Karma's knowledge*

Odd: Lemmy needs to get a vacation, If he gets one then maybe he can get to fitchburg WHERE ALEX PLANS TO KILL HIM......by pushing him off the train

Reese: What the *eff* are you talking about Phil.

SG2: Does anyone ever know? Or care?

Odd: Hey who invited Lemmy....we cant team up on you when your here.....now that is just plain mean

SG2: The real question is who invited YOU, Epic Phil Guy. You're not one to talk about showing up uninvited when people are conspiring against you. I say we use Matt's plan - just stop moving and he won't see us, like a tyrannosaurus!!!!

Lemmy: *stops moving* . . . . . . . . . *slight movement*

*stops moving again* Fuck, it's too late!!

Karma:... *Lost* ... *Jacket*

SG2: ...You know, Karma, I seem to recall you waging a war on the Lost Club members in another thread...and yet, here, you appear to be a member yourself...Who has a dual-membership in another club...that plans to wage war on all members of the first...making it entirely possible for you to be forced to fight against yourself. ......PARADOX!!

Lemmy: Maybe so, but it would be the only conceivable scenario in which Karma could actually be defeated. Stop trying so hard and just get her to defeat herself somehow-- it's still an SG2 victory if you somehow set up the circumstances that lead to her end~!!

SG2: *SHOOTS ROCKET CHAINSAWS AT LEMMY*

Cumtastic: *turns invisible* Hey you cant defeat me, if you can't see me.

Karma: I wonder if I could clone myself to fight myself...

Reese: Hmm, but who would win?

SG2: OH MY GOD THAT *HAS* TO HAPPEN

Karma: Yeah but I'm wondering if we'd get results. Or, perhaps we'd just form an alliance and you'd have TWO awesome geniuses to contend with. Except we might compete over who gets to keep the throne...

SG2: ...wait, TWO Karma's teaming up with Aibou for doom and conspiring against me? ... NOPLZ

Karma: Well if you can think of any other way to manage a clone-Karma fight, then go for it. But I doubt it'll work.

Reese: Well, on the one hand, Karma always wins, but on the other hand, Karma always wins. So if Karma fights Karma, well you know the rest....

SG2: ...Russell I'm disappointed in you. The whole paradox thing started as your catchphrase and you didn't even say it. ...PARADOX!!

Reese: I was afraid if I said it too much it would become cliche, and then the next step from there is passe as if cliche wasn't bad enough. Also deal with my lack of accents beacuae I can't find a fucking character map on this damn machine.

SG2: That is because you have a Mac and Macs are fail.

Karma: I wonder, if I had a clone, would my clone suddenly decide to found its own nation? Would I end up going to WAR with myself?

SG2: If you cloned most people, the clones would end up killing one another, because that's just how it is - you can't tolerate someone so much like you for very long, even if it's cool at first. But knowing YOU, you'd be the only person in the known universe who would make a truce with your clone, as you're both nonviolent; you'd both call one another awesome geniuses for the idea, and get along, and wage war on the OTHER opposing nations, and be bestest friends forever... ...NO ONE CLONE KARMA PLEASE

Reese: Well, assuming a clone were an exact replica of the same age and learning, I'd probably spend eternity philosophising with mine.

Crisis: *whistles tunelessly and hides flash cloner*

Karma: Hmm, true, I might have a truce with my clone. We'd both be super awesome geniuses for suggesting the idea. ...of course neither of us can stand to lose or be wrong so that would cause a problem I think...

Aibou: *stabs Lemmy*

Karma: Totally unrelated but somehow it makes me laugh all the same.

SG2: Technically it's the most on-topic this thread has been in a while.

Aibou: DING

Karma: True, very true!

Aibou:

I wish I were a bunny, with a soft and fuzzy head,

I'd groin-kick all the terrorists, until they fell down dead,

I wish I were a bunny, with a cotton tail of fluff,

Blasting bad guys with my Glock, 'cuz I don't take no guff!

I'd tear their guts out with my paws, and wiggle my pink nose,

And pee upon their ankles as I chewed off all their toes,

I'd chop their heads off with an axe, and play and hop around,

And sing my happy little song, upon the blood-soaked ground,

I'd kill and maim and kill again, spread cute and cuddly death,

And giggle at insurgents, as they draw their final breath,

Oh, I'd love to be a bunny, with a fully-loaded gun,

I'd shoot at Eason Jordan - targ'ting journalists is fun!

Then I'd go to Hollywood and frisk around a bit,

And kick the ass of Michael Moore (that worthless, lying shit),

Upon his chubby, smelly head, I'd hop and hop and hop!

Until his skull is well-caved-in, and out his eyes did pop,

I'd love to join the Air Force, and drop a 'splodey bomb,

Be a stalwart Army officer, or Marine Corps grunt non-com,

And get to slaughter terrorists - oh, that would be divine!

But if I can't be one of those, a bunny would be fine

( My WoW guildie on Lothar wrote this for me.)

SG2: *backs faaaaaaar away from Aibou*

Karma: I remember you sharing that before! You and the Monty Python and the Holy Grail guard-bunny need to meet.

SG2: ...WTF?! She told me that bunny is her bestest friend!! She made me submit an application to him in a very dangerous way so Beast could join the Doom Legion!! Does Aibou liez to me?

Karma: I was unaware of this meeting.

Aibou: It's a conspiracy.

SG2: I MISSED YOU AIBOU

Aibou: o,o YAY! I WAS MISSED! *GLOMPCLINGHUGGLESNUGGLECHEWTAIL* >^^< LUFF

Karma: Don't forget the friendly stabbing!

SG2: ...Is there a REASON you keep siccing Aibou to stab me on multiple threads?

Karma: Dude, I die at LEAST one time every time I chat with her. Often more than once. It's how Aibou says hello. If she really likes you, she'll kill you.

SG2: I thought you were undead. And I thought I was immortal. How can Aibou kill us? I thought she could only bless us with stabbity pain.

Lemmy: Bah, fuck it. I'm immortal too, if only because you say I am, and Aibou kills me too. Based on the rate and frequency with which she stabs me, she's this close to falling in love with Lemmy.

Aibou: DISCOVERY! Aibou learns Stabga XXVII! o,o I just want you guys to know that Aibou luffs you very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much...

Karma: I FEEL THE LOVE. Painfully, but I do.

Crisis: Something tells me that being an armored death machine is going to pay off beyond a shadow of a doubt in the very near future.

Reese: We luff you too *cough* Aibou *overly dramatic pretending to fall over dead*

Karma: Russell, you can't die.

Reese: That's why I said PRETENDING to fall over dead. *licks delicious gushing wounds* Mmmm, tasty magic blood.

Aibou: DUDE. WALL OF KNIVES. I SHOULD BUILD ONE. AND TOPPLE IT ON SOMEONE. *SWEET!*

SG2:

Aibou: HAI LEMMY. *shoves wall*

SG2: ...That was fast.

Lemmy: And brutal. *is impaled everywhere*

Karma: It's like the ceiling of spikes from Indiana Jones.

SG2: Only it's so much cooler in wall-format.

Karma: Well Indiana Jones had wall-spikes too.

Aibou: O,o I should paint it, too.

Cumtastic: *cries* CT never gets stabbed.

Crisis: It seems to have painted itself a very disturbing shade of red. *lifts it off lemmy, and resets it so it faces CT* Come get the love, CT.

Reese: *Stabs CT* You are immortal too right?

Crisis: Maybe you should have asked before stabbing her...

Aibou: o,o Y...You... want to be stabbed? OO

Crisis: *leads a confused Aibou behind the wall* Shove the wall for a cookie!

Reese: *conjures more cookies*

SG2: SINCE WHEN THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE JUST SUMMON COOKIES AT WILL?!?!? AND IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE WHAT WAS THE GOAL OF WINNING KARMA'S FAVOUR TO GET THEM?!?!?! AND DOESN'T ANYONE REMEMBER WE'RE AT WAR WITH THE FOOD ARMY?!?!?!? AND THAT THE COOKIES ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER IGNO?!?!?!? Also Mae is not immortal. She has never exhibited such traits, so if you stab her, she dies. Not that she can't be revived, since...everyone here seems to have that ability...but yeah. Anyways STOP SUMMONING COOKIES!!!

Karma: *summons cookies*

SG2: *SHOVES WALL*

Karma: *DODGE*

SG2: Not the smartest move when I installed all the walls to be KnifeWalls, and you dodged into another one. Also they're all 'gonna close in and crush you because you tripped a hidden switch' like, so go ahead and try dodging now. And before you say it - the ceiling isn't safe either.

Karma: Impossible, the ceiling is MY domain. *dives into ceiling caves*

Aibou: ; ; I... I'm so confused. ... ... *shoves wall for cookie*

Crisis: *ting!* *small door opens up, and a cookie pops out of a secert oven in the mech* Since i can't summon cookies, i installed a small oven installed. Before anyone thinks of asking, no. My head is not a toaster.

Cumtastic: YAY Stabity...also, not immortal... however, cannot di... wait I'm not GOD on this board.. shiz. hmm.... cookies (+3) and mushrooms (+2) give me extra life points... and tacos.. tacos give extra energy... and Bananas increase Ki.. and.. stabity kills me but I enjoy it... and Mangos make me dizy.

Aibou: THE MECH HAS AN OVEN! *TACKLES IT* OO We have to do it again! *raids mech for armory*

Cumtastic: *follows in curiosity*

SG2: No, your head is a complex mix of a Starmie, Gyarados and an Electrode. With Dodrio hair. (But it'd be a lot cooler if it also toasted my breakfast goods)

Cumtastic: hmmm.. Crisis should install a toaster.

Crisis: *grabs a toaster from the kitchen, an unused drone chasis, and a wrench* Gimme an hour, and we'll have a remote controlled toaster. *grumbling* and i was going to mount a rail rifle in this thing too

Cumtastic: we can still give you a mounted rifle... I'll help *helps Crisis*

Crisis: *gestures at currently detached rail cannon* i've got a rail cannon for my own uses, it's that these things make great scouts and body guards. They're smart enough to prioritze targets, but cheap enough it's no real lose if they get blasted. And besides, the toaster would eat up the space the capacitor for the magnetic coils would need.

Cumtastic: *genuinely* I'm sorry...

Crisis: Not your fault. Besides, now we can make toast on deployments. Why you'd want to take a loaf of bread and a thing that makes toast with you on a recon trip is beyond me, but being a mech, so it the idea of food.

Cumtastic: food is good.. then you can attack the food army with .... food.

Crisis: Why not use a fork and spoon?

Cumtastic: uh.. because... iono...

Aibou: You should install a spa.

Crisis: *looks up from toaster drone* AND WHERE THE HELL WOULD I PUT THAT?

Aibou: O,o Somewhere practical, of course.

SG2: He needs a back deck. And a cabin. Let's build one. *gets tools*

Aibou: IKE! *goes to find a Leatherman and drill*

SG2: A thought occurs. How's he gonna have the equipment to store a regular supply of water?

Aibou: Mechs are the largest mechanical constructs in the world and the fastest things known to man, and you're telling me he won't be able to store water?!

Crisis: ...You do realize i'm only 10 feet tall right? Most of that bulk is used storing the servos, plasma reactor, back up nuke plants, gyro stabilizers, GPS transponders, a small sheild emmiter, a drone control sub-system, an oven, and the very critical AI core that is me. The rest is heavily sloped 7" thick armor plate. Anyway, creating water would be something i'd build a drone to do, as we've seemingly decided toast was more important than an expendible sniper.

Aibou: ~~; Spa. NOW.

Crisis: ...someone is cranky. Maybe they need a nap. *has a sheild drone float down behind Aibou* Would you like to take a nap Aibou? I'm sure that my combat drones would be happy to help in that endevour.

SG2: It's not creating the water we're worried about, it's keeping the constant storage supply inside there so someone isn't in the spa and then 'oops water ran out' or got cold or etc. Back deck. Do it nao.

Crisis: Again, we're forgeting size. I'm not all that big. 10ft, by 8ft, by 4ft. You want to put a deck on something that is telling you it isn't going to let you do it? It's wicked hard to build stuff when the surface your building on is refusing. *turns to Mae, and points into the guts of the near done toaster drone* Connect that wire there, with the that thing there, close the cover, and i'll start it when this non sense of a deck and spa being added to me is finished. Till then, i'll be in my room. *storms off, grabbing weapons off the ground as he goes*

Cumtastic: *Connects that wire there, with the thing there, closes the cover* Crisis... I love you... I'll help with the spa if you'd like *nods, excitedly*

Crisis: *activates toaster drone, lifting it off the ground with a cresendoing hum* Quick head count. anyone who wants a spa, get over to the toaster. Everyone else, get away from the toaster.

Cumtastic: *Backs away from toaster, hugs Crisis' leg* protect me?

Crisis: ...why are you hugging my leg?

Cumtastic: so you can protect me.. I would have sat on your shoulder but I can't teleport quite yet.. give me a week... or you could give me a lift.

Crisis: what am i supossed to protect you from? It an anti grave unit, a simple AI core, and a toaster. It runs off broadcast power i feed it remotly, so it's not like its a bomb or anything.

Cumtastic: *Shrinks self, levitates to shoulder* there now I'm like your conscience except not as annoying...

Aibou: *stabs Lemmy*

Cumtastic: *points laughs at lemmy* *cries* CT gets no love.

Crisis: ahh, don't feel unloved. most people that try to sit on me tend to end up so horribly disfigured that most aren't even readily identifible as human remains (providing they were human, of course).

Karma: The inclusion of 'an oven' in that whole complex list just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. Also who needs snipers when you've got TOAST? BUT...do you have things to put ON the toast? Butter, jam, peanut butter, cinnamon sugar? And what about tea to go with it? You'll need tea, it practically GOES with toast. Think of the important things!

Cumtastic: So I is special cuz I's dont disintegrate?

Crisis: You and Aibou are the only people that have not been brutally disfigured as a result of sitting on me. The rest aren't so much burnt as piles of rather disturbingly red pudding. Also, as i don't eat, i don't really know what the important things are in regards to toast.

Cumtastic: butter... all you need is BUTTER.

Aibou: Sugar plz.

Cumtastic: *gives aibou sugar* I'm going to reget that... huh?

Aibou: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mr. Bones: mmmmmmmmm butter. i lurves me some butter especially on pancakes and waffles

Cumtastic: yep... I regret it.

Lemmy: YOU GAVE HER SUGAR. *SUGAR*. DAMN YOU, MAE; AIBOU'S BLOOD IS ALREADY FUCKIN' MADE OF SUGAR!!

Cumtastic: whateva... she loves me now.

Crisis: Aibou metabilizes sugar on a level that medical science can't really explain. However, due to lack of tests run, it is theroized that Aibou metabilizes the stuff on a massively effienct scale, gaining all possible potential energy from the substance. However, given the strange readings i'm getting from flash laser spectroscopic scans, it is also possible that there is an eynzme released by Aibou's body that, when in the presence of sugar, turns into pure 'squee' energy. And we all know how dangerous squee energy is.

Cumtastic: *excited to see said energy* does this energy perhaps make her... squee-k?

SG2: That we do...that we do.

Aibou: *ASPLODE* ...*kills Lemmy in said asplode*

SG2:Niiiiiice.

Aibou: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. =^^= Also, you can power Disneyland for a few hours with Squeenergy.