Three Word Story

SG2: Pulled straight off the Invision IGNO. The rules are extremely simple. Each poster posts three words - no more - related to those of the previous poster's, so they connect together to build a story. That's it. Be careful, however, that you don't let one sentence drag on for too long. Every ten pages, I'll try to compile the story thus far together in one post. Got it? I'll start. Once upon a

Aibou: time, in a

Mr. Bones: magical marshmallow kingdom

Aibou: , where all was

Mr. Bones: fluffy and delicious

Aibou: , there lived a

SG2: mystical goat king

Aibou: named Baa. Baa

SG2: rode a magical

Mr. Bones: velociraptor named jesus

SG2: through the town.

Angel: Baa also enjoyed

SG2: visiting Goat Mountain

Angel: with his friend

Aibou: , Wee the platypus.

Angel: Wee was a

Mr. Bones: narwhal from sweden

Angel: with big ears

Reese: and a shiny

Coriander Mankey: red apple. Every

Mr. Bones: day Wee would

Coriander Mankey: take his shiney

Reese: red apple with

Coriander Mankey: great remorse into

SG2: the basement dungeon,

Mr. Bones: post tits on

Angel: the interwebs and

Reese: learn to fish.

SG2: He often offended

Reese: many a porcupine

Ms. MadHatter: with little patience

SG2: and tiny shoes, 

Mr. Bones: calling them names

Angel: and eating chocolate

SG2: on the moon.

Angel: Wee's mother, named

Corey: Anita Dick, who

Angel: liked dancing naked

Mr. Bones: and smoking pot, 

SG2: went to the

Angel: local strip club

SG2: and whipped out

Mr. Bones: OVER 9,000 PENISES

Angel: and her large

SG2: tremendously elephant-sized

Lemmy: triple dipple clit

Angel: and then proceeded

Mr. Bones: to molest it

Angel: nightly. One morning

SG2: Wee came upstairs

Angel: and found her

Mr. Bones: massive sammich was

SG2: doing crystal meth

Angel: and smoking pot

Mr. Bones: from a teakettle

Angel: but then she

SG2: ate the sandwich. 

Angel: After eating the 

Mr. Bones: massive munchies stash

Angel: Wee called up

SG2: his friends the

Angel: blue kangaroo, Hoppy

Mr. Bones: and asked if

SG2: he wanted to

Angel: make some babies

Mr. Bones: in the pooper

SG2: with his mom.

Angel: Hoppy then said "

SG2: Should I bring

Angel: some goat condoms

SG2: when we go

Angel: have really kinky

SG2: pizza at the

Mr. Bones: chinese restaurant in

SG2: Babs' Country Pizzatown?"

Angel: Wee then said

Mr. Bones: the answer was

SG2: a big fat

Angel: tasty german sausage

SG2: named Beth. Beth

Angel: was an elephant

SG2: with attitude and

Mr. Bones: a small phallus

Angel: but large breasts.

SG2: Wee and Hoppy

Angel: took Beth to

SG2: the circus, where

Angel: they watched monkeys

Mr. Bones: furiously masturbate to

Angel: Harry Potter movies.

SG2: Beth then said "

Angel: I want to

Mr. Bones: do the awesome

Angel: Harry Potter, who

SG2: is a sex

Angel: God in bed."

SG2: so Wee said, "

Angel: I would like

SG2: the very same."

Angel: That night they

SG2: gathered outside of

Angel: Beth's house and

SG2: planned the break-in

Angel: of the bank

SG2: under the sea.

Angel: Beth's mum also

SG2: happened to enjoy

Angel: eating toasted sandwiches

SG2: in the nude

Angel: with a dildo.

SG2: One fine day,

Angel: Andrew and Corey

Mr. Bones: were having such

Angel: kinky sex, and

SG2: suddenly Crisis came

Angel: and joined in.

SG2: "This is really

Angel: turning me on",

SG2: Wee said, and

Angel: Corey kissed Andrew

SG2: on the ass.

Angel: The garden gnomes

SG2: kidnapped all the

Angel: potatoes and cheese

SG2: and started to

Angel: eat anchovie pizza

SG2: while dancing to

Angel: the 7 o'clock news.

SG2: Wee's mother came

Angel: and built a

SG2: bomb shelter for

Angel: fungi-covered PENISES.

SG2: "Look at this

Angel: giant green dildo"

SG2: said Beth while

Angel: eating kangaroo nachos.

SG2: Beth's best friend, 

Angel: Meow the cat,

Reese: was a silly

Mr. Bones: silly rabbit. Tricks

SG2: were played on

Angel: Bob the unicorn

SG2: on top of

Angel: a fat crocodile.

SG2: "This is crazy",

Angel: Chi-Chi cried at

DevilTrunks: the lawn elves

Angel: who were stupid

SG2: ugly unicorns. Suddenly

Angel: SG2 started running

SG2: up a building

Angel: in South Australia.

SG2: The fine planet

Angel: of Sexy Penisland

SG2: was home to

Angel: kangaroos and condoms

Mr. Bones: ejaculating chocolate money

SG2: into the sun

Mr. Bones: that impregnated it

Angel: with 50 babies.

SG2: "What is this?!"

Mr. Bones: the sun asked

SG2: as the profuse

Mr. Bones: chocolatey ejaculate ran

SG2: into the night.

Angel: "It is a

SG2: syphilis-ridden crab"

Angel: Wee replied happily.

Corey: The crab scurried

SG2: into Tim's Mom's

Corey: bed, where fifteen

SG2: cheeseburgers started to

Corey: be eaten by

SG2: Andrew's ass. Quickly,

Corey: Tim's mom stabbed

SG2: seventy monkeys when

Angel: a kangaroo suddenly

SG2: swam into the

Bradios: candy-sized town

SG2: of Penisville. Somehow,

Bradios: a tornado came

SG2: and wreaked havoc

Bradios: until the PhallusMonster

SG2: cried tears of

Bradios: pizza toppings, causing

EnjoyLov: an explosion of

SG2: epic win. Now,

Bradios: he caused huge

SG2: volcanic eruptions throughout

EnjoyLov: the town of

Bradios: fire and doom

SG2: located in Australia.

Bradios: As steve irwin

EnjoyLov: had to do

SG2: the laundry, suddenly

EnjoyLov: he'd gotten to

SG2: a huge mess

EnjoyLov: of what was

SG2: once New York.

Bradios: Then they had

Mr. Bones: many stingrays stabbing

SG2: kangaroo-riding koalas

Bradios: drinking foster's beer

EnjoyLov: and doing some

Mr. Bones: fucking of flamboyant

SG2: overweight drag queens

Bradios: while eating shrimp

SG2: out of a

Bradios: super BBQ of

SG2: doom. Some hobos

Bradios: ate out of

SG2: a fancy restaurant

Bradios: and found a

SG2: pubic hair in

EnjoyLov: a part of

SG2: his elbow. Quickly,

Bradios: he pulled it

EnjoyLov: to part of

LG: a chicken wing

Bradios: and then it

EnjoyLov: ran to the

SG2: convenience store to

LG: buy some soda

SG2: which tasted like

Bradios: pepsi with doodoo.

EnjoyLov: He then went

LG: up a hill

SG2: to Tim's Mom's

EnjoyLov: house. Then he

Reese: pooped a hammer

SG2: and used it

EnjoyLov: to beat the

Reese: creamy filling out

EnjoyLov: of the juicy

Bradios: mango starburst man

LG: then killed a

Bradios: million little infants.

BILLY MAYS: HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT HE KILLED THOSE INFANTS WITH THE OMNI DUAL SAW

EnjoyLov: Billy had trouble

SG2: finding the large

EnjoyLov: thing under his

LG: #1 salesman crown

EnjoyLov: in the place

LG: of his birth

Bradios: to find the

LG: body of his

EnjoyLov: long lost past

SG2: of PENIS sex.

Bradios: his drug abuse

EnjoyLov: and his hard

Bradios: core edge style

EnjoyLov: that has his

Bradios: wheetbix in a

EnjoyLov: tight knot that

SG2: pulled at his

EnjoyLov: thread that had

LG: Katy Perry's CD

SG2: dangling on it

Bradios: above a pit

EnjoyLov: that was loose

SG2: on a clothesline.

EnjoyLov: Then he had

SG2: to jump off

EnjoyLov: a deep cliff

SG2: into the pit

Bradios: of endless pain

Angel: and hot sex.

SG2: Corey and Andrew

EnjoyLov: had finally done

SG2: the ultimate heist

Bradios: while watching hancock

EnjoyLov: while he was

Bradios: plummeting to his

EnjoyLov: feet so he

Bradios: could watch MTV

SG2: in the sky.

Bradios: Soon his fruitflies

Angel: were having babies

Bradios: from the beyond

Angel: and watching pokemon

Bradios: while eating Doritos

SG2: from the toilet.

Bradios: As Jack opened

LG: fire on Australia

Bradios: and ran like

LG: the SG2 tiger

Bradios: and began eating

LG: Bardios' face then

Bradios: watched sleeping beauty

LG: and killed themselves

Bradios: instantly after watching

LG: The Fox and

Bradios: The Hound on

LG: the floor yesterday

Bradios: then the police

LG: bombed Australia again...

Bradios: Then America and

LG: then the Dutch

Bradios: and abu dabi

LG: then he did

Bradios: some weird things

LG: like eating people

Bradios: and drunk driving

EnjoyLov: from a place

Bradios: in new hampshire

Angel: with a PENIS

LG: in a VAGINA

SG2: on steroids. Suddenly,
(holy run-on sentence Batman!! I know this game is all about being random but the words and story should be the random parts, can we at least try to keep grammatical sense and make the story actually go somewhere? And don't be so afraid to actually end sentences or use quotes like we did earlier instead of just continuing on randomly. In the beginning we at least had characters taking actions and there was a sense of progression even if it was weird, but now it's kinda gone completely off the rails into making no sense whatsoever with crazy long sentences that don't really go anywhere. C'mon...)

EnjoyLov: When the evil
(SG2 is right guys...this has gotten way to off course and just slopped together...lets try to get it back on course...)

Angel: Garden Gnomes came

Bradios: it was a

Angel: tragedy, for SG2

SG2: had suddenly found

Bradios: karma's hidden supercake

Angel: infested with rodents.

Bradios: But quickly SG2

Angel: decided to ally

Bradios: with the PhallusMonster

Angel: and Batman, to

Bradios: eat gnome brains

Angel: and dolphin eggs.

SG2: "This is crazy!!",

Angel: cried Mr Bones,

SG2: as Katie's goats

Angel: started eating the

SG2: chocolate covered condoms

Angel: which tasted delicious.

SG2: One such goat

Angel: to be accomplished

SG2: was Eddy, the

Bradios: chimera blood goat

Angel: with red fur
(I thought you wrote goaL, not goat.. hahahahahaha my line makes no sense)

Bradios: and white stripes

EnjoyLov: and a spot

SG2: on his ass.

Bradios: Then at the

SG2: circus for large

Bradios: fat people she

SG2: bought a dog

EnjoyLov: that wanted to

Bradios: jump through fire

SG2: in the annual

Bradios: ritual of death

SG2: on Jupiter. Soon

Bradios: he would become

SG2: queen of skateparks

Bradios: who shredded the

SG2: chedder cheese on

Bradios: the copypasta of

SG2: life, and his

Bradios: owl became a

SG2: swan. Tommy, the

Bradios: weird anti hero

SG2: giraffe, had just

Bradios: slit his wrist

Angel: with a giraffe.

LG: Then Steve ate

Bradios: a cursed dorito

SG2: with dildo breath

Angel: and horny goats.

SG2: Katie ran into

Angel: the aforementioned goats

Bradios: that started ramming

Angel: each other up

Bradios: the walls of

Angel: SG2's large erection.

Bradios: Suddenly James appeared

Angel: with a banana

SG2: hammock, eager to

Bradios: sleep in it

Angel: with Katie's goats.

Bradios: Suddenly Mr. Bones

SG2: drove into the

EnjoyLov: dark side of

Bradios: the moooooooonnnn! To

SG2: Mr. Bones, condoms

Bradios: he had run

SG2: out of town

Bradios: to the goat

SG2: parade. Quickly, some

Angel: of Mr Bones'

Bradios: mutant condoms appeared

SG2: to take over

Bradios: blood country. Karma

SG2: was sleeping when

Angel: the condoms arrived,

SG2: and so the

Angel: sexual sex gods

SG2: continued to dance

LG: in the streets

Bradios: rapidly as time

SG2: passed by. Angel

Angel: was scheming with

Bradios: the garden gnomes

SG2: on the moon

Bradios: to steal karma's

SG2: purple condoms. Quickly,

Bradios: she tried to

Angel: put the condoms

EnjoyLov: in the spot

SG2: where all the

Bradios: blood flavoured M&M's

SG2: were hiding. Aibou

Bradios: launched her doombunnys

Angel: on Bradios because

SG2: he is Australian,

Angel: and they're jealous

SG2: of nothing. Crisis

Angel: was American, therefore

SG2: he was awesome.

Angel: SG2 often lied

SG2: about nothing ever

Angel: except for when

SG2: she didn't lie.

Angel: The gnomes also

SG2: loved cheesy mushrooms

Angel: which tasted like

SG2: chocolate covered dildos.

Angel: Horny goat weed

SG2: was often used

Bradios: to get high

SG2: achievements in bed

Bradios: within 5 hours

SG2: or money back.

Bradios: Corey suddenly snapped

SG2: a celery stalk

Bradios: to eat at

SG2: Salty Joe's Pub.

Angel: Andrew came along

SG2: and baked a

Angel: dildo shaped BUKAKKE

SG2: for his mother

Angel: who was a

SG2: bit drunk from

Angel: drinking too much.

SG2: She drank much

Angel: absinthe mixed with

Bradios: vanilla coke, so

SG2: Corey came to

Bradios: SG2's pool party

SG2: in the sky

Bradios: where they have

SG2: many tiny Hors d'oeuvres

Bradios: and cocktails with

SG2: tiny wienies. Suddenly,

Bradios: Corey was drunk

Angel: and Andrew was

Bradios: asleep when the

SG2: gnomes kidnapped his

Bradios: dozens of little

SG2: chickens. Soon, the

Bradios: gnomes accidentally woke

SG2: Granny Hippopotamus, an

Bradios: 800 pound giraffe

EnjoyLov: that had taken

Bradios: SG2 hostage for

SG2: over 9,000 euros.

Angel: SG2 became furious

SG2: at the sight

Mr. Bones: of monopoly money

SG2: used to purchase

Mr. Bones: hotels at Park Place
(location name and epic monopoly streak is my excuse as to why park place is one word)

Bradios: where SG2 was

Angel: being held hostage.

SG2: without much thought, 

Bradios: Karma rashly decided

SG2: to ceiling nap

Bradios: while trying to

Angel: eat cherry PAIZURI.

Bradios: Michael Jackson stalked

SG2: Latoya, as the

Bradios: police came out

Angel: and arrested Janet.

Bradios: SG2 was SuperJudge™

Angel: with the gnomes

SG2: in the dungeon

Bradios: because they witnessed

Angel: a horrific crime.

SG2: Soon, the queen

Bradios: of off-topic came

Angel: and kicked ass

SG2: cumtastically, and the

Bradios: earthquake struck and

Angel: created a crater

Bradios: all around LG's

Angel: bum cherry. Afterward,

SG2: at the party,

Bradios: Angel blew up

SG2: an inflatable PENIS

Bradios: balloon that came

Angel: with a dildo

Bradios: with real looking

Angel: testicles. Angel also

Bradios: found some male

Angel: garden gnomes and

SG2: whored herself out

Angel: for drug money.

SG2: Back at Wee's,
(we should rejoin the old characters and see what's going on with them)

Angel: Baa the goat-king

SG2: ate tremendous amounts

Angel: of horny goatweed

Bradios: and suddenly Wee

Angel: got an erection

EnjoyLov: that lasted for

SG2: over 9,000 hours.

Bradios: While drinking strawberry

SG2: prune juice, Beth

Angel: decided it was

Bradios: time to become

SG2: a beautiful swan.

EnjoyLov: Then one day

SG2: over The Rainbow

Bradios: Michael Jackson was

EnjoyLov: thinking of a 

Bradios: way to invade

Hamel: a small boy's

PWR: doughnut hole with

SG2: a 13-foot long

Hamel: sub from subway.

SG2: Suddenly, the giant

Hamel: kiwi ran into

Bradios: smoked meat log

SG2: from Georgia, only

PWR: to find elmo

SG2: toking up in

PWR: the motel room

SG2: with garden gnomes.

Hamel: Meanwhile over there

SG2: under the sea,

EnjoyLov: there was a

SG2: beautiful mermaid who

PWR: liked to play

SG2: Super Mario Bros.

LG: Later LG kissed

PWR: PWR on the

Bradios: arm and legs

Hamel: until a monster

SG2: stole all the

LG: cookies from the

SG2: garden gnomes. SG2

Bradios: was very upset

PWR: and decided to

LG: eat a banana!

SG2: This banana was

PWR: always very horny

Bradios: because it had

LG: LG's sick mind

SG2: and Angel's PENIS.

Hamel: But tasty was

SG2: it nonetheless, and

Hamel: coated in rare

Angel: horny goat weed

EnjoyLov: that had tasted

SG2: disgusting. Angel took

Hamel: a hammer and

SG2: bashed PWR's head

PWR: and then SG2

SG2: laughed about it.

PWR: Then PWR killed

Bradios: while Bradios watched

PWR: silly little SG2

SG2: burn PWR's house

Bradios: then attack the

SG2: Bradios Banks with

PWR: PENIS missiles and

SG2: chainsaws. Billy Mays

Bradios: came and said

SG2: "HI BILLY MAYS

Bradios: HERE TO SAY

Angel: BANANA FORESKINS TASTE

Bradios: VERY HORRIBLE. THEN

Hamel: WHAT YOU NEED

PWR: IS OXI CLEAN

Bradios: BECAUSE ITS AWESOME

Angel: LIKE BANANA-Y FORESKIN.

SG2: CALL NOW AND

Bradios: I WILL THROW

Sage: a big ass

Bradios: INTO THE SUN

Sage: that will blow

PWR: up your mother's

Sage: car that she

Hamel: HAD CLEANED WITH

Bradios: A VERY DIRTY

SG2: SHAMWOW." Suddenly, Vince

Sage: fought a hooker

EnjoyLov: to get what

SG2: he deserved when

Sage: the cops shot

Hamel: him in the

Sage: nuts you love

Hamel: making him convulse

Sage: which he wanted

Hamel: because he had

Sage: to be a

SG2: giant pervert. Suddenly,

Sage: AngelGoten came with

SG2: the gnomes to

Hamel: dance a big

Sage: dildo to fight

SG2: the lawn elves.

Sage: Then summercamp losers

SG2: high on crack

Sage: just killed them

SG2: with kindness and

Sage: crappy taco pizza

Angel: and sucky punctuation.

SG2: The gnomes decided

Sage: to make babies

SG2: with Bradios' mom

Bradios: but Bradios was
(they tried to do that once AND I BITCHSLAPPED THEM AND SENT THEM BACK TO THEIR QUEEN! IM LOOKING AT YOU ANGEL STOP SENDING THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FAMILY!!!! )

SG2: born this way
(this thread is for playing the game, take your gnome arguments to the courtroom)

Angel: and couldn't help

Sage: to get some

Bradios: copies of Metal

SG2: pipes to shove

Sage: up the ass

LG: the Hardee's guy

EnjoyLov: and what happened

SG2: was amazing - all

Angel: of his sperm

SG2: was glowing green,

Bradios: because it was

Sage: mixed with toxic

PWR: from the sewers

Sage: and dead rats.

EnjoyLov: Then what happened

Sage: giant PENIS sex

EnjoyLov: which was really

Sage: super porn manga

PWR: which fell into

Sage: wonderwoman's big bra

PWR: which was on

Sage: her big boobs

Bradios: with tiny ding-dongs

EnjoyLov: that looked like

Sage: the perfect size

PWR: for little childrens.

EnjoyLov: But the childrens

PWR: had a problem

Sage: they wanted BUKAKKE

PWR: splattered on bunnies

Sage: made in china

Bradios: which would soon

SG2: overtake the nation

Sage: with giant pizza

Tim: to get them

Bradios: over to isengard

Tim: to defeat Saruman

Sage: with a cell

Bradios: of rabid hamsters

Tim: giving them the

Bradios: DVD's and PSP's

Tim: throughout the kingdom.

Bradios: After that Zexion

EnjoyLov: had tried to

SG2: capture all the

EnjoyLov: pieces of the

SG2: magical flying ponies

EnjoyLov: that did naughty

SG2: late-night acts of

Reese: shitting a brick

SG2: into the sun.

EnjoyLov: Then what happened

SG2: was truly amazing.

EnjoyLov: Soon the fun

Reese: began in earnest

SG2: when the gnomes

Arathos: emerged from darkness

Reese: and fired their

SG2: ultra PENIS lasers

Arathos: into the sun.

SG2: This caused a

Arathos: great big fish

Bradios: to land on

Reese: my PENIS of

Tim: massively epic proportions

EnjoyLov: of what was

Bradios: once as small

Tim: as a pin

SG2: in Norway. However,

Reese: Mitchel Musso castrated

SG2: ten baby chinchillas

Bradios: just so he

SG2: wouldn't have to

EnjoyLov: do other things

Reese: with his PENIS.

SG2: However, after the

EnjoyLov: masturbating, he went

Reese: blind and bit

EnjoyLov: the finger off

Reese: an angry leprechaun

SG2: named Seamus who

Reese: had a 30

EnjoyLov: size case of

Reese: hydraulic vibrating dildos

Tim: which he violated

SG2: his uncle's rats

Tim: causing severe internal

SG2: farting. Suddenly, the

EnjoyLov: place started to

Bradios: spin around, thankfully

EnjoyLov: nothing or nobody

SG2: was left alive.

EnjoyLov: Then the next

Bradios: cat of doom

Tim: crashed into mountains

Angel: of giant PENISES

SG2: only to find

Arathos: a yellow submarine

SG2: buried deep inside

EnjoyLov: the tomb of

Bradios: xerxes's fat uncle.

Angel: SG2 popped up

SG2: a brilliant scheme

Tim: which failed miserably

SG2: at being unsuccessful.

EnjoyLov: Then someone thought

SG2: of destroying Australia

EnjoyLov: to the point

SG2: of no return.

Tim: Luckily for Australia

SG2: the got AIDS

Arathos: in the butt.

Reese: And everyone knows

EnjoyLov: that when AIDS

SG2: gets into your

Reese: pants with sticky

SG2: cheese fingers, you

Reese: fuck a sheep

Arathos: with a taco.

EnjoyLov: Then what happened

Tim: was that Americunts

SG2: nuked Australia easily.

Bradios: But unknown to

EnjoyLov: what the world

Reese: believed was truth

Tim: Australia survived the

EnjoyLov: horrible AIDS damage

Reese: but died of

SG2: ass cancer. Quickly,

Tim: New Zealand used the
(it's a place name so it counts as one word...)

Reese: kill ourselves plan.

SG2: Everyone rejoiced as

Tim: the very next

Reese: a hurricane

EnjoyLov: had hit the

SG2: windmill farms in

Reese: Iowa when the

EnjoyLov: place had come

Tim: to be known

SG2: for harvesting several

Reese: billion tons of

EnjoyLov: trash all over

Reese: the entire continent

SG2: of Australia. However,

Arathos: there were no

Tim: people in Australia

Reese: because they evacuated

SG2: their bowels on

Arathos: New Zealand's face.

Tim: New Zealand escaped

SG2: only to be

Tim: greeted with love

SG2: by seventy grenades.

EnjoyLov: After the grenades

Arathos: killed everyone present,

Tim: they bombed America

SG2: of the south,

Tim: before going north

Arathos: to be eviscerated.

Angel: New Zealand then

Tim: made a comeback

SG2: that failed miserably.

Angel: However, New Zealand

Tim: was too awesome

Angel: and bombed America

Tim: causing massive destruction

SG2: to only Mexico.

Tim: However collateral damage

Angel: was inflicted upon

SG2: all the Aussies,

Tim: giving them chocolate

Angel: and many hugs.

EnjoyLov: Then the Aussies

SG2: got the AIDS.

Angel: The Garden Gnomes

Tim: ate the AIDS

Angel: and saved Australia.

EnjoyLov: Then the aids

SG2: destroyed the continent.

Reese: Massive orgies ensued

SG2: , New Zealand was impregnated,

EnjoyLov: and then they

SG2: got ass cancer.

Tim: Moving to America

SG2: was really smart.

Angel: Except, not really.

SG2: Except it was.

Angel: Just kidding. Anyway,

SG2: it totally was.

EnjoyLov: The Australians then

SG2: destroyed the universe.

Tim: Sparky the pyro

EnjoyLov: did something funky

Sage: to the goats

Tim: which created universes

Bradios: which covered venus

sg2: with meteors. Suddenly,

EnjoyLov: there was a

Bradios: giant fart in

Tim: Antarctica which lead

SG2: to absolutely nothing.
(the universe was just destroyed so I feel like Antarctica doesn't exist anymore)

Tim: However as SG2
(I assumed the goats that created universes just made it back the way it was)

SG2: noticed, all the

EnjoyLov: problems that were

Bradios: fixed by the

Tim: crazy maniacal tiger

LG: but little did

Bradios: she know that

Tim: the BUKAKKE was

Arathos: not a lie.

Tim: "Sacrilege" she said,

EnjoyLov: wasn't the right

SG2: word for it,

Arathos: but gospel was

Angel: stupid. So SG2
(I had NO idea what to write there, the story was beginning to make no sense. From what I could tell, what was happening were giant farts and Antarctica existing out of nowhere, and then SG2 popped up and started talking about sacrilege and gospel?? I'm so confused )

SG2: said "fuck it"
(yeah, I don't remember anymore either, so let's try to turn this around )

EnjoyLov: and continued to

Tim: run away from

SG2: the giant PENISES.

Tim: LG gave chase

EnjoyLov: to the people

Arathos: of New Zealand

Reese: but then the

EnjoyLov: crazy things had

SG2: become chaotic. Suddenly,

Arathos: there was a

Angel: random Australian who

Cerberus: did work as

SG2: a lumberjack. Quickly,

EnjoyLov: starting to get

SG2: angry at the

Bradios: bright sun who

Angel: had a bigger

SG2: hamburger than him,

Cerberus: soon he decided

Angel: to kill the

Bradios: big black woman

SG2: named Oprah. Then,

Angel: he died of

SG2: epic thread bump.

EnjoyLov: Then the news

SG2: reported that the

Bradios: sun's mighty beams

SG2: shone from PWR's

Bradios: powerful VAGE, while

EnjoyLov: dancing in the

SG2: treetops. All the

Bradios: wonderful but starving

SG2: gnomes in the

Bradios: fiery pits of

SG2: Candy Land danced,

LG: around a giant

Bradios: stone Abraham Lincoln

SG2: in town square.

LG: Later the drunken

Bradios: unicorns began to

EnjoyLov: seize the moment

SG2: and decided to

Cowsy: eat a banana

MTS: with a very

SG2: deranged expression. Suddenly,

MTS: from out of

SG2: the ground popped

MTS: a nasty salivating

SG2: PENIS. He said, "

MTS: FUCK BITCHES, GET

SG2: HIGH ERRYDAY", then

Cowsy: exploded messily. Meanwhile

SG2: across town was

Fuzzy: a lonely virgin

SG2: named Bradios who