Started On: January 4, 2012
Last Post On: December 10, 2012
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SG2:
The Time has come. We must all prepare for war.xL: What can a young manhopper such as myself do to combat this threat?
Mr. Bones: Stampingston wants to pursue espionage, crozier wants military action, but orlaag and myself think we should wait and observe until the time is right
LG: Well I think we should go after the VAGE before they get wise to what were up to.
Mr. Bones: The best way to attack one's prey is to know thine enemy, study it habits, learn it's strengths and weaknesses, andmost importantly learn its strategies and leaders. Only then can one conquer their enemy. Knowledge is alway the key to victory, lack of it is the key to certain defeat.
SG2: Okay, I'll put you in charge of that operation, then. Go seduce PWR until she lets you inside her...I've provided you with the necessary provisions in this knapsack, including alcohol, dildos, bird seed (you don't want to go in there until you can lure the crows out), and this map which may or may not accurately correspond to seemingly bottomless, crow-spewing VAGE such as PWR's...but I'm afraid it's all we've got. Now go out there and take one for the team!!
Mr. Bones: You picked the right man for the job. *goes off to seduce pwr*
Mr. Bones: EPIC REVIVE! Ok so not only is she a threat to my crown she has a 3 key weaknes and after hours of searching for all of them I know enough to pass it on
1. The g spot, stimulating it will make finding weak spot # 2 easier before attacking it. Warning it will get very wet inside of her VAGE upon stimulation of the g spot and you will need to return to stab at it after destroying weak spot #2. It's location is interior of the VAGE near the base of the pubic bone.
2. The clitoris, it is located under a hood of skin at the top of the exterior of the VAGE, after simulating the g spot exit and attack the clitoris directly, destroying it, then return and destroy the g spot. Destroying these 2 weak spots will leave her 3rd weak spot open for attack
3. Her icy black heart. Cannot be harmed unles the other 2 weak points have been destroyed. Then it is as simple as stabbing it with a mannequin's head
SG2 these are your instructions. Follow them and victory is yours
SG2: ...wait, why do I have to go inside her VAGE and do all those things?! 
I volunteer LG!!
xL: Because, SG2, she would prefer you to do it. At least I would prefer you...I don't ever want to go in there!
Lemmy: Crows live in the VAGE. if you is not careful, you will get "the crows". It is transmittable, and may lead to you growing wings and hanging out with birds who dress in black like a street gang. The lesson here is SAFE EXPLORATION OF VAGE
xL: Don't forget about the teeth! You think you have seen hardcore sex before? Wait until those start nibbling on your PENIS!
LG: And also I just got my nails done so no way could I ever go inside a VAGE ewwwwwwww!
Tim: Wouldn't want to crack a nail on these sharp teeth!
MTS: I wish to breed with PWR. THEN WE WILL CONTROL ALL THE ELEMENTS OF THE FEMALE ENTITTY AND WIN THE VAGE WAR. BUAAAUHDAUDHAUHAAA. 
SG2: Do you really think an attic cage will be enough to stop PWR? For all you know she predicted this happening and that cage was actually THE VAGE CAGE.
MTS: *clinks metal mug on bars of cage* Spare change guv'nah?
LG: *slaps MTS* We will not be fooled by your boobs!
Mr. Bones: well i don't see you trying to do anything constructive SG2. iirc it's your mission to stop this as yag
SG2: What is there for me to do? PWR is nowhere to be found, and without her, MTS can't do anything. Her tits are strong, but I've never heard of MTS' VAGE causing any harm. If and when an actual threat comes about, then we'll see about me fulfilling my Yag destiny to stop it. But right now, it's not an issue. *lounges in a beach chair with sunglasses on, sipping a fruity drink with an umbrella in it*
LG: Hey boss can i slap the bitch again?
xL: I may not be your boss, but I give you permission to do so! 
MTS: *slaps xL through the bars* THAT'S FOR EXISTING.
Mr. Bones: *slaps mts* i didnt say you could slap anyone, everyone has permission to slap bitches, bitches love getting slapped
SG2: Permission to slap bitches, you say? *slaps LG* YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT, BITCH.
LG: *slaps SG2* That's for not hitting me hard enough bitch! *slaps MTS* Thats for stealing my derp deer!
MTS: I didn't steal it! IT'S HIDING.
SG2: I don't... ...what?
xL: Haha, that is my thoughts as well. 
LG: That is my derpy deer and she stole it!
SG2: ...I don't...but why...how do you have...where did a deer... ...I'm so confused.
MTS: 
LG: MY DEER GIVE IT BACK 
SG2: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT LG WAS DOING WITH A DEER AND WHY MTS HAS IT NOW
MTS: *Derp deer topic has been transferred to another thread* So, I'm still in this damn cage. LERRRT MERR ERRRRT NERRWWWW
SG2: I dunno...if we let you out, you're gonna try to mate with PWR and begin The VAGE Wars... Or something like that, right? I totally forget what was going on in this thread.
Bradios: Suddenly! I appear!
SG2: 
Bradios: It seems my patented raep face has come in handy again! 
xL: THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Bradios: Would you believe my friends in real life enjoy me using that particular face and get a kick out of it?
SG2: Bradios has friends?!
LG: I have the strangest boner right now.
SG2:
xL: I ask mine this question every day.
MTS: HOW DID YOU GET IT IN GIF FORM SG2
xL
SG2: