The Impostor

February 15, 2013

I don’t even know what the context for this is, but it’s one of my favorites and I crack up rereading it every time. –SG2

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SG2Tiger: Hola senor LG

LG: yo

SG2Tiger: Como estas?

LG: fuck you go back to your country

SG2Tiger: D:

LG: we speak merican here

SG2Tiger: que decir...

LG: ...yo soy un homosexual

SG2Tiger: Un homosexual, verdad? Muy fantastico

LG: fucko youo

SG2Tiger: Que?

LG spanks SR2Tiger's ass

SG2Tiger is now known as SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: Jajajajaja

LG: i still spanked you bitch

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: Tu madre

LG: your name is SR2Tiger

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: No!!

LG: si

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: NO

LG: si

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: N--

LG: si

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit is shoved off a cliff

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PAPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit dies

Note that here I closed my IRC window, removing me from the channel, but it wasn’t enough to kill my client’s connection…so when I rejoined my nick was unchanged, foiling my plans.

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SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: ...Ffff

This time I closed my entire client and rejoined with my default nick.

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SG2Tiger: Hey y'all, what's goin' on?

LG: didnt quite work for you did it?

SG2Tiger: Who was that imposter I just shoved off the cliff?

LG: wow

LG: slaps SG2Tiger

SG2Tiger: D: por qu...I mean why

LG: IMPOSTER

SG2Tiger is now known as MexicanInAnSG2TigerSuit

MexicanInAnSG2TigerSuit: AY NO!!

MexicanInAnSG2TigerSuit runs away

I restarted my client again…

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SG2Tiger: Sup guise

SG2Tiger: What's goin' on in the ol' IRC Studios?

LG slaps SG2Tiger

LG: who are you this time?

SG2Tiger: Eh?

LG cut's SG2Tiger's ear off

LG eats the ear

SG2Tiger: WHAT THE FUCK, ASSHOLE?!

SG2Tiger cuts LG's leg off and beats him with it

LG dies

SG2Tiger: GOD

SG2Tiger: BITCH WHY DID YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING EAR

LG is dead

SG2Tiger: Use the gaylian revival spell on yourself, bitch

SG2Tiger regenerates ear

SG2Tiger: The fuck did I do to deserve that

LG is having his body eaten by birds

SG2Tiger: Nope

SG2Tiger: I fended them off and put your body in the freezer

LG is dead and cant feel anything

SG2Tiger: ...

SG2Tiger doesn't see what that has to do with her statement of preserving his body

LG is waiting for SG2Tiger to revive him

SG2Tiger: I can't revive the dead, dude

LG is dead forever

SG2Tiger: Or I could have unghosted cowsy myself

SG2Tiger: I can give you some company though?

SG2Tiger butchers Cowsy

Cowsy is now known as RawBeef

SG2Tiger: Ugh

LG is dead

SG2Tiger: I guess IRC will be boring without you and your radio show

SG2Tiger: Fine

SG2Tiger goes off in search of the Elixir of Life

SG2Tiger: -300 years pass-

SG2Tiger returns

SG2Tiger: Geez, finally...

LG: woah woah woah

LG was never even dead

LG: 300 years

LG: really

LG: really?

SG2Tiger: ...YOU WEREN'T DEAD?!

LG: no

SG2Tiger: YOU MADE ME GO ON A QUEST FOR 300 YEARS

LG: no

SG2Tiger: AND YOU WERE JUST TRICKING ME?!

SG2Tiger: WTF

LG: it was 30 minutes

SG2Tiger: ...really?

LG: yeah

SG2Tiger: But the old hermit told me...

LG: he was high

SG2Tiger: Maybe I got contact high then

SG2Tiger: It totally felt like 300 years.

LG: did he look sort of like an older me

SG2Tiger: So wait, how long were you in the freezer?

LG: not long

SG2Tiger: Did you just wait for me to leave? :/

LG: yep

SG2Tiger: Bitch

SG2Tiger: Well I'm not giving you your leg back.

SG2Tiger: I kinda ate it already

LG: that leg is prosthetic

SG2Tiger: I thought it was 300 years but I guess I got the munchies really bad on my quest

SG2Tiger: It was my only sustenance

LG: you ate a plastic leg

SG2Tiger: I've had worse.