Started On: January 18, 2012
Last Post On: March 15, 2012
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Mr. Bones: Seriously guys if I'm evading the blackout to post, you guys should be posting when igno is just up and running. I'm mean cmon we need to get this board back. First person to reply gets to hijac the topic and derail this thread into complete randomness like the igno we know and love
LG: HEY BITCHES I AM A COOL KID! CHECK OUT MY SIG WITH POKEMON THAT MAKES ME COOL! SO COOL I CAN USE CAPS LOCK! AS A COOL KID I GET TO SIT AT THE COOL KID ONLY TABLE AT LUNCH, AND IF ANY OF YOU TRY TO DOGS WILL RIP YOUR FACES OFF! SG2 GETS TO SIT THERE TOO! WE WILL TAKE YOUR SEATS IN HOMEROOM AND PULL UP YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU'RE PEEING!!! AND WE WON'T EAT HERMELS CUPCEAKS!!! COOL KIDS RULE!!!!!!!!!!
SG2: *shoves aside the uncool kids (read: all of you) and sits down with LG* This is the cool kid's table. We're also the class bitches.
Mr. Bones: *takes the seat at the head of the table and pulls an obvously too large for my lunch box, unnecessarily large feast out and starts eating* Do you believe what hamel was wearing yesterday, it's so last season
SG2: *glares at John for sitting with us, because he's totally not part of our clique...but respects his brazen attitude for sitting down and starting to eat at our table* *whispers to LG* Should we let him sit with us...? I don't wanna get mauled by the Narwhal Squad...
LG: *whispers to SG2* I say we treat him like a friend then write bad things about him on the bathroom stalls. Hey bones got any secrets you want to tell us 
MTS: II WANNA SIIIT AT THE COOOL KIID TAAAAAAABLEEEEEE!!!
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Bones: I'm allergic to people named steve. That's about it
SG2: *sticks a foot out and trips MTS as she walks by, causing her lunch tray to spill all over her* Oh, dear...you should be more careful next time. Though I guess the food stains don't matter when you're already used to cleaning up jizz stains. *giggle*
LG: Say bones do you want to go to a movie with us later? You could meet our friend who is not named steve
Hamel: *continues to walk past and sits down at an empty table, writing up plans and maps and things*
Mr. Bones: *shoots hamel with spitballs* Sure, what movie will we be seeng?
MTS: *throws a wad of mashed potatoes at SG2* *hides behind her history book*
Bradios: *walks up to Hamel at the empty desk* Hey, you don't mind if I sit next to you, do ya?
xL: *Sits in a corner with Traitor* Me and Traitor are BEST friends. 
SG2:
*gives a sideways glance to Bradios* 
Desk? This is the lunch room, sweetie. These things are called tables. Let me know if you need a buddy to walk you back to the special needs room after lunch, okay?
LG: Bones we are going to go see Justin Bieber Never Say Never 2. My mom wants me to take my kid brother to it...
MTS: *is confused by the lack of retaliation by SG2* *comes out from hiding behind her book and goes to sit in the corner with Traitor and xL* Hey, how's it going guiseee.
Mr. Bones: *pulls chair out from under SG2 an watches her sit suspended in midair like wil- coyote*
SG2: I have the power of levitation 
*wonders what other psychic powers she has...* *looks over at MTS, nods, and causes MTS' head to slam repeatedly into her desk* Hehehe, being one of the cool kids is awesome!! I'm physically immune to bullying!!
Katie: I need you all to STOP making fun of Goatie's purple unicorn sweater. He's trying to start a new fashion trend. Please accept that.
Mr. Bones: *trips goatie* lol purple unicorns FRIENDSHIP IS NOT MAGIC!
SG2:
xL: *Throws a slice of pepperoni from my greasy pizza over towards SG2's table* *Quickly looks away as if I did nothing*