Started On: August 24, 2011
Last Post On: September 1, 2011
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LG: Welcome to your first year here at Mouthwart's School of PENIScraft and VAGEry. This is a school where you learn nothing but sex! So let me introduce our staff!
I am Mister Doctor Professor LG. But you call LG. You can me littlegoten if you want a detention. Nah I'm just kidding I'll expel you if you call me littlegoten. I am head master here at Mouthwart's.
This is professor MTS. She has boobs...
This is professor xL. He likes anal sex
And the last teacher is....
Professor PWR. She is the best in VAGEry.
Now here at Mouthwart's we have four houses that you will be placed into. During your time at here your house will be like your family (so don't fuck them unless you're in class, the shower, or in bed).
The four houses are:
penisdor - penisdor is lead by myself and these students are the sexiest of all.
SG2, Karma, and Cowsy (if she ever fucking joins) are in penisdor.
vageclaw - vageclaw students are lead by Professor PWR and are all gross!
Traitor, Hamel, and CAE are in this house!
Analpuff - Anaspuff students are lead by the handsome sexy professor xL. They are good at finding everything... but the hole :/
Bradios, Julie, and Reese are in this house.
Booberin - Booberin is lead by professor MTS. These are all the people that look like bad guys.
Lemmy and Bones are in this house.
Now first I would like to go over a few rules.
1st rule the 3rd floor door on the right side is strictly forbidden to all of those that don't want to die.
2nd have fun and lots o sex.
Now since numbers declined majorly since last year, because professor xl fucked a student, you all will have the same basic classes.
Here is your schedule:
1st - Cumistry 101 taught by PWR room 306
2nd - Sperms and semen taught by LG room 483
3rd - Anology 101 taught by xL room 9999999000
4th - Defense against VAGE arts 101 taught by PWR room r618512
5th - Fappistry 101 taught by LG room 1
6th - Oral 101 Taught by MTS room on the roof
7th - The art of sex toys Taught by xL room 123456789
8th- Sexual beast and where to find them Taught by MTS room 69
I hope you all have a great year now back to your dorm rooms. Follow your house leader to your dorm room! Goodnight!
Hamel: Thanks for wanting to include me in this but I must decline participation. Between work and not being able to be on here as much as I want to to be able to participate in things, I'm not sure I'd be able to participate in this thread. Thank you though
PWR: You mother fucker! ALL MY STUDENTS ARE HANDSOME LADS!
CAEJones: ... Does this mean I'll finally discover what a VAGE looks like?
SG2: Yes. ...though the ones you encounter in PWR's class might be terrifying beyond all comprehension in unimaginable, nightmarish ways. ...oh wait, nevermind. That's normal.
LG: Hamel you don't have to participate i just put you there no worries.
Bradios: As long as xL doesn't try to shove toast up my ass during class, I'll be happy!
xL: Your final exam from me is to perform thorough anal exams on one-another.
MTS: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A THREAD LIKE THIS.
NOW.
Bradios: *frightfully flips the pages randomly through to Page 394*
Tim: @MTS - I can hear his voice saying it in my head @.@ But as always:
