LG's Grandma

February 25, 2014

She just showed up suddenly one day, and has been with us ever since.

LG: *dances*

Bradios: *dances alongside you*

LG: BRAD NO THATS THE DANCE OF FLAMING BUNNIES

LG: IT GONNA RAIN FLAMING BUNNIES!

Bradios: WHat?! D:

LG: *RUNS AROUND IN A CIRCLE*

Bradios: Nuuuu!! Not the flaming bunnies~ Dx

SG2: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

LG: I was doing a posting dance

LG: then brad joined

SG2: BRAD WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT DANCE

SG2: THAT DANCE IS FORBIDDEN

LG: but he didnt do exactly what i did and he did the dance

SG2: THAT...

SG2: IS *AIBOU'S* DANCE

Bradios: I dunno. Some random bunny girl in a wrestling mask was dancing it in the streets the other day,

Bradios: I thought it was cool and I thought I'd do it.

Bradios: Didn't realize it was this sorta thing D:

LG: you have doomed us all

SG2: FUCKING FUCK

SG2: WHAT DO WE DO NOW

LG: dIE

Bradios: Water bombs?

LG: Do we have that power?

Bradios: Well, I am a walking cannon.

LG: What is a flaming bunny's weakness?

SG2: ...water...hawks?

SG2: What eats bunnies

LG: My grandma

LG: Should I go get her

SG2: Yes

LG's Grandma: I heard there are some bunnies I need to eat

Bradios: THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE

LG's Grandma: Well dearies don't you panic

SG2: LG's Grandma we need your help

LG's Grandma: I brought enough hard candies for everyone

LG: Grandma we have a real problem that doesn't involve hard candies

LG's Grandma: *slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: Don't back sas your grandma you little bitch!

LG: Sorry gand mama

SG2: Wow

LG's Grandma: Thats what I thought... Shit head...

Bradios: LG's Grandma, we need your help.

LG's Grandma: Okay first everyone take some candy, you all look so skinny.

LG's Grandma: Then I will help.

Bradios: There are flaming flying bunnies falling out of the sky, can you help us take them out? Please? 🙂

LG's Grandma: Put this candy in your fat little mouths first you little cum-dumpsters!

Bradios: Okay. *grabs a candy*

LG: Grandma please dont call my friends cum-dumpsters

LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: Shut up slut!

LG's Grandma: Okay where are these bunnies?

Bradios: *points up* There.

LG's Grandma: I'll make us all some rabbit soup!

LG's Grandma: *pulls out AK-47*

LG's Grandma: TIME TO HUNT YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKERS!

Bradios: Yeah! Go get 'em gram!

LG's Grandma: *slaps Bradios*

LG's Grandma: AM I YOUR GRANDMOTHER YOUNG MAN!?!?!?!

xL: Tell me something, Grandma, do you ride DICK as well as you do on a wheelchair?

Bradios: I was just being nice, Ms... 🙁

SG2: XL NO

LG's Grandma: I ride a DICK just about as well as you do!

LG's Grandma: But soon you wont have yours...

LG: Grandma we dont need another person coming to your trailor park

xL: My COCK isn't your respirator!

LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: What have I told you about back sassing me boy

SG2: I love your grandma LG

LG's Grandma: And I love you too herman

LG: Sorry SG2 she sometimes thinks that orangeish things are her ex lover herman

LG's Grandma: xL YOU LITTLE CUM GUZZLER! You cant handle my shit! I would break you!

LG's Grandma: *Shoots all of the bunnies out of the sky*

LG's Grandma: YES LET IT RAIN DEAD BUNNIES ON EVERY PART OF THIS LAND!

Bradios: Yaaaaay! Got get 'em!~ 😀

LG's Grandma: THE WATERS WILL FLOW READ WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL OF THOSE WHO DONT EAT MY FUCKING SWEETS, CANDIES, AND SOUPS!

LG: Grandma you mean red

LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: At my age I'm lucky to talk without my teeth falling out! Show some respect!

LG's Grandma: So who wants some soup?

xL: I want some candy

Bradios: What kinda soup?

LG's Grandma: Bunny soup!

LG's Grandma: It's a bit hot dears.

LG's Grandma: Let grandma blow on it for you.

SG2: Do you use the blood in the broth, LG's grandma?

LG's Grandma: Of course. I also use semen, mangos, and the hopes and dreams of orphans

SG2: LG, your grandma should get a job down at Peach Out Homeslices

LG's Grandma: Here's your soup dear.

SG2: Thank you LG's grandma

LG's Grandma: Have some whiskey with it... Makes you feel better!

LG: Grandma can I have some whiskey?

LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*

SG2: Now I know why LG slaps people so much

SG2: I always thought it was just a gay thing

LG's Grandma: WAIT YOUR TURN! OUR GUESTS GET SHIT FIRST!

LG: Yes ma'am... Sorry.

LG's Grandma: And SG2 what is this Peach Out Homeslices?

SG2: Me and LG run a pizza shop

LG's Grandma: *slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!

LG: I'm sorry grandma! I forgot!

LG's Grandma: I WOULD EAT THERE WITH ALL OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS!

LG's Grandma: *whips LG with a bullwhip*

LG: NO GRANNY NO!

LG's Grandma: I would let you have my soup for this little store of yours. I think it's so cute you kids are trying to make enough money for soda and candy.

SG2: Thanks, grandma!!

LG's Grandma: Of course sweetheart. Oh you got a little bit of food around your mouth let granny get that.

LG's Grandma: *licks around SG2's mouth*

LG's Grandma: There all clean

LG: GRANDMA!!! Dont do that!

LG's Grandma: Do I need to cut you?

LG: No ma'am...

LG's Grandma: I'm sure SG2 is happy I helped her

SG2: U-um...thanks grandma...

LG's Grandma: Youre welcome. You should have some more soup and whiskey, so you can grow up to be big and strong.

SG2: I wonder where everyone else went?

LG's Grandma: Probably to the malt shop to see their favorite girl

LG's Grandma: *yawn*

LG's Grandma: Grandma's tired

LG's Grandma: She needs to go to sleepy land for a bit, but LG should stay and talk to his little friends

LG's Grandma: Good night shit heads

LG: knowing her she'll be up all night shooting rabbits

LG: she loves hurting small things

SG2: Like you as a kid?

SG2: Like your PENIS as an adult?

LG: like me at anytime of my... fuck you