Left vs. Right

SG2: Well? I think you all know where I stand, judging by my Sig...All the Right Handers will fall!!!!

Sage: Does it count if you masterbait?! HA HA HA Iam EVIL AND GOOD so it makes me even if you dont like it then go pleasure a trunks!

SG2: Uh...Depeds on what hand you use for... OH GOD I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!!!!! I know you're right handed anyways so stop lying!!!! Goten-AND DON'T INSULT TRUNKS-KUN!!!!! Yeah, what he said.

Corey: i don't write, i sleep insted

bluesman: wooo! im ambidextrose 2 hands are better than 1 damn it!

Yon-Khu: I'm ambidextrious too, except for stuff like writing and drawing, I can only do that with my right hand. I can only use my left hand for twisting open paint jars though...since it seems to have more strenght in that regard. As for *cough cough* when I ***(CENSOREDCENSORED)*** I use both hands, alternate them sometimes...depending on my mood and what time of day it is...also depending on how many times I have done it earlier in the day, of course as well... Okay, enough scaring all you nice people. And Goten is right, don't you dare insult Trunks! He's part my boy too, so I will have to painfully destroy you if you insult him. You see my picture there to the left? Yeah, the one of the glowing green and slightly pissed off dude? Yeah. You don't want him mad and after you...

SG2: Don't piss off the SKJ. But yeah. Uh, Yon-Khu...You're not ambidextrous. You're right handed. If you can't write with your left you're right handed. I mean I could say a similar thing in that I throw and catch ONLY with my right hand. I can't use my left. But I can't use my right to write or eat or anything. Ambidextrous measn using both hands equally so yeah... Unfortunately this means that I will have no choice but to kill you during the revolution. Sorry buddy. As for you, Scott, if you can truly prove to me you are indeed Ambidextrous (I'm gonna test you today in D Block) you will be spared...But only as a slave or something like that. THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yon-Khu: I can too write with my left hand, it just doesn't look that pretty. And YOU...kill ME?! *rolls around the ground laughing hysterically* That's really funny, but honestly, you couldn't touch me. You wanna look at the guy to the left again? Keep in mind that is only super Kalltorraiya-jin ONE...you really don't want to see that multiplied by ten...which is still only about half of level TWO! Me die? Very funny...

SG2: Once again...if you can't use both hands equally well, you're not ambidextrous. O-ho-ho-ho-ho...Yon-Khu you poor poor fool...you have no idea how powerful I am. Ask some of my friends here. You do not want to fight me. I would never do anything to hurt you, you know that. But if we WERE to fight...You would be liquid in a matter of seconds.

Yon-Khu: Yeah, sure...you turn me to liquid...? God himself can't even slow me down. Whatever gives you the idea that you can touch this?! *launches into off-color song "U Can't Touch This"* Besides, I am trained in fighting techniques by the gods and ancestors and future lives that lived or will live to kill, plus my fighting style is adaptable to my opponant. As if this didn't already give me a distinct advantage, I'm also highly proficient at human anatomy, so I know all your weak points, and how to take advantage of them. Oh, and I don't think I need to mention that I can ignore pain completely... I have calculated that I can kill any human within 11 seconds. You...would probably take less than 5. I wouldn't even have to go SKJ. Pitiful human...

)v(ajin: I don't even want to know why you are highly proficient at human anatomy. But, getting back on topic... I'm right handed, and I'd like to point out that left handed people live on average 10 years shorter than right hand people. Still feel so powerfull, SG2?

Yon-Khu: I'm highly proficient at human anatomy because I have studied it at length since I was a young child. That and it's good stuff to know. You people probably couldn't tell me the difference between the mastoid process and the femoral condyle... And about the left-handed people living 10 years shorter, I have never heard of that, but it doesn't matter as I will live to be at least 120 anyway.

SG2: *ignores every piece of crap spewed from Majin Vegita and Yon-Khu's mouths* THE REVOLUTION WILL COME!!!!!!! WE ARE THE ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!! I WILL F**KING DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! LEFT HANDERS FOREVER!!!!!!!!! Dammit where the Hell is Ashley? If she were here we could make this arguement a Hell of a lot more convincing...I gotta yell at her again tomorrow...

Sage: i reallt don't care at all becuse at the end ot is for stuff we need like plesure

SG2: Well then you should vote "what the hell does it matter".

Nobody Nose: SG2 you are much the strange person indeed... But I am indeed the left handed. May you give that sig to me? Left PRides!

SG2: Hell Yeah dude we need to stick together!!! LEFT HANDED PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!! DOWN WITH RIGHT HANDED BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

)v(ajin: Bastards? Well, two can play that game... DOWN WITH LEFT HANDED BITCHES!!

Corey: i'm amxedextrous and i proved it to you one day during D-Block

SG2: You're about 1/2 ambidextrous. SLAVE!!! And Majin Vegita you smart-ass son of a bitch...NOBODY calls me a bitch and gets away with it!!! I could kick your ass, ask Corey!!!!! But you're on the other side of the world so you lucked out... But when the revolution comes you will be the first to die... KILL THE RIGHTERS!!!!!!!!

)v(ajin: Hehe. We'll see...

MidoBan: Uh... I'm left handed but I don't take it NEARLY as seriously as you guys... For god sakes it's just for writing and such things, it doesn't determine the appocalypse or whatever the hell you are all saying... Although it is a known fact that left-handed people are more creative than write handed. Look it up, it's scientific fact.

)v(ajin: True, but you do you also know what's a fact?

That. To be honest, I wasn't even going to bother with this. But SG2.... Heh, She just had to start with the whole "left handers will outlive you all" thing. Everybody knows its the cocroaches that will rule supreme at the end.

Corey: of course, they've been living for how many million years. They'll destroy the world (but first my kitchen)

SG2: We may have shorter life spans but due to our more creative nature and KICK ASS-ness we accomplish much more in our lifetimes that that of YOUR kind, even if you far outnumber us in population. We are the unique. We are the kick-ass. WE ARE THE LEFT!!!! Oh, and now I think I'm gonna PROVE that some of the best people ever were left handed. Let's start with this guy. I think you all know him. He's saved the world countless times. Battled demons and monsters to save the sacred kingdom of Hyrule and protect the Golden Power, the Triforce. All the time with sword in hand...IN LEFT HAND.

THE HERO OF THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME, THE LEGEND OF ZELDA'S LINK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Yeah! I bet more than 1/2 of you never realized he was left-handed before, ne? Well I knew it. We know our kind. AND THIS IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE THAT PROVES LEFT=BEST!!!!! Besides how many reicarnations, of a sort, has Link had? YEAH!! Trust me I know Zelda. But I'll get into that obsession on another thread. Oh and those last 2 screenshots are from the new Zelda...Drooling over the graphics (AND Link is hot now!!!!)...WHEN IS IT COMING OUT DAMMIT I CAN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER!!!! Ahem. Point being Link is lefthanded and he kicks ass. I'll find more super awesome left handers for future posts, too. JUST YOU WAIT!!!!!

Corey: Michel Jackson is left handed, does that mean that you think he's hot too? please don't hurt me, Tim gave me $2 to post this

SG2: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry for the language but DAMN!!!!!!!!!! Tim, you're lucky it's Friday and by the time it's Monday I'll probably forget this, or I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A GOOD THREAT TO DESCRIBE THE PAIN YOU WOULD BE IN. I knew you would try to post this after I left the library, which is why I went on when I got home. Michael Jackson sucks ass. But his music WAS good for his time which means he WAS creative and talented... Point is, MJ aside, lefters kick ass. Like Tim's ass which I will kick Monday provided I don't forget.

Corey: i'm sorry, tim also threatened that if i hadn't posted it that he would have kicked my ass. i'm sorry and i'll remind you to kick his ass on Monday. he's on AIM right now, STUPID YANKEE FAN

SG2: Tell that lazy asshole to make his own posts. And besides, who are you more afraid of kicking your ass? Me or him? If you say him I'll kick yours, but if you're not afraid you shouldn't care. If you say me I will spare you as you know your place-to fear me.

Corey: i'm sorry, please don't hurt me, you could kick me and tim's asses as the same time, especially tim, think about it, his name is tim mASSon

SG2: Damn yeah fo straight fo shizzums I could kick your asses, don't you forget it. But now I really gotta get offline. It's 4:15 PM...I know the site says this post was made 3:15 PM but it's wrong...I'll fix it later. Ja!

Corey: really cuz i thought it says 4:18

SG2: Not on my computer it doesn't.

)v(ajin:

SG2: You tell me what the Hell that means or I will leap to South African and kick YOUR ass too! Don't make me start speaking Japanese to you if you're gonna talk computer language that I don't know!!! I'll do it too!!!

)v(ajin: \/\/3 R 73H 5UXX0RZZZ!11!1!one!1 = We Suck.

SG2: How the Hell...

)v(ajin: Clicky My Linky

Sage: i am mostly right

SG2: MOSTLY? Uh, no, you are righthanded and you are doomed to horrible fate come the Revolution.

)v(ajin: If you don't kill yourselves before the revolution comes...

Corey: so you think £3ƒ713$ $µ(|{ )v(ajin\/egita? If yes, i agree

SG2: Why would we kill ourselves? WE WERE PUT ON EARTH FOR GOD'S DIVINE PURPOSE OF EXTERMINATING THE EVILS OF THE RIGHT!!!!! Just kidding, no blasphomy... But besides, (in Mr. Mackey voice) Suicide is bayd, m'kay?

)v(ajin: Yes Corey, I agree...

SG2: OK don't talk about Suicide OK? I'm still in a very bad mood having heard from Yon-Khu in like a week...

)v(ajin: Shite. Sorry...

SG2: Did you spell that wrong or is that from that other language's way of saying it?

)v(ajin: No, in Afrikaans, its kak. I did that on purpose. Shite, rhymes with right...

SG2: Ah, sou datta na... What rhymes with left? Cleft...heft...theft...Damn, why are the all sucky words? NO, don't you DARE answer that!!!!!

)v(ajin: Hehe. Don't have to. You know what I was going to say..

SG2: Yeah, 'course I did. "I've hacked into your mind." Ah, Ignignokt... Oh, right, Aquateen Hungerforce refferences are lost on you... Well what I'm getting at is I can read your mind. I'll prove it. What you're thinking of right now is... ORANGE SHERBERT!!!!!!!!! Told ya!

Corey: No, i'm thinking of orange sherbert, it is so good, i'd kill for some sherbert. I like the one with all the flavors

SG2: Orange Sherbert is only good if you enjoy it... WITH YOUR LEFT HAND!!!! *gets idea* Hmm...See you over at the "Tim's Mom in the Sack" game!!! *runs away*

SG2: Oh by the way... ... Damn I forgot what I was gonna say...But it was GOOD, trust me... I'll probably remember it when I get home, dammit...

Sage: why does this matter are you still going for the cult idea for left hand people

SG2: WE RULE YOU!!!!!!!!

Sage: no you don't because I am too powerful for you (evil laugh) hey I got a job for your left hand- get me some food mortal!!

SG2: Hehehehe (sarcastic) Here's a use for your right hand- Go fuck yourself!!!!! But hey, now that Ashley's here the left side has yet another ally!!! Plus it's me and her who STARTED the cult anyways!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!!!! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERE RIGHTY!!!!!!!!!

Sage: I am never outnumbered or out classed plus that's a good idea I WILL masturbate sometime in the near future ha ha ha ha it was your idea so you can't bitch at me for that i found the loop hole

SG2: Yeah, you really got me. ASHLEY!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Sage: Where is she? Maybe she's with Kaiba...

SG2: She's a member now, she just hasn't done a whole Hell of a lot. She DID go to the Mad TV thread...

Sage: maby the new menber girl superstar would like to do somthing to me with her left hand in my pant's

SuperStar8187: Wel maybe i would but i dont need to use my hand i have two specail places i like better. Ill give you a hint i... drink out of this one...it has good sucking motion and the other... dosnt smell of tuna and i can ride you with it...

Sage: sounds like fun

SG2: DUDE!!!!!! If you guys wanna be vulgar frickin' private message eachother!! I mean, to a limit y'know?! Don't go so far!!!!!!

Sage: nien!!!!!!!!! i am sorry

SG2: It was actually more what SuperStar said... But yeah. Besides this will spin off the topic of left vs. right if this keeps up.

Sage: i will try to control my self

SG2: See that you do. You two should go chat about this stuff on the thread SuperStar started under "looking for some action". That'd make more sense, I think.

Sage: you are right

SG2: Of course I am. ... Well what are you still doing here? Go! Stop posting here and let the left-versus-right banter resume!!!!

Sage: is this left hand cult thing over or you decided to settle down because you havent been that obses over it

SG2: Yeah cuz nobody is comnig here to argue with me anymore. It's a joke anyways. OBVIOUSLY. If you think the "cult" is serious that's pretty bad, dude. But I need to get Ashley to get her ass over here. She co-founded it with me!!

Sage: were is granma anyway?

SG2: Yeah that's my point. She came here ONCE. I'll yell at her today in C-Block Gym, don't worry. She still has my 2 ATHF tapes with the Mooninites episodes to return to me. (If anyone doesn't know "Gramma" is one of my friend Ashley's many nicknames. Long story. Her screenname here is "GrammaFranswa", which is a merge of Gramma and "Anne E. Franswa", another of her nicknames...LOOOOOONNNNGGG story)

)v(ajin: Glad you've finally decided the whole idea of left handers ruling the world is a joke...

SG2: THAT'S no joke. I mean, well yeah, it is, but... Hey point is we ARE better than you, so accept it or it WON'T be a joke and we WILL come. Our day will come...

)v(ajin: Well, I've got one question. If you're going to rule the world, SG2, who's going to be you're right hand man???

SG2: First of all I don't NEED no sidekicks OK? I can take ANYTHING by myself, and since I AM pretty much a loner most of the time...Why share the credit with someone else? And besides if I DID the term "right hand man" would no longer exist, it would become "left hand man", duh. Plus the "man" part is sexist cuz what if it was a woman? Huh? HUH?! What say you NOW, Majin Vegita?!

Sage: well it is reffered as man but it can be a girl or even anything like a creature. For the phrase " Right hand man", it's just the term.

SG2: I know I know...Shut up... You're on now? Where the Hell are you I thought you had class when I was in 2nd Lunch?

)v(ajin: That's not the point. The term "right hand man" basically means you're second in command, you're strongest ally, etc... Just trying to point out that there aren't any usefull terms for left handed people...

SG2: And MY point is, that WHEN the revolution comes, we will do away with such terms. They will become obsolete and new, left-handed praising terms will come into use. But we have been thrown FAR off topic...Even if more than 1/2 of that blame falls on my shoulders, that's not the point...

)v(ajin: So, what you're saying is, that if the revolution comes, everybody will have two left feet??

SG2: Hahahaha another expression. No. Besides I don't give a crap about feet.

)v(ajin: So, you're just gonna chop off everybody's feet??

SG2: No! What I mean is I don't care about left or right feet!! EVERYONE uses both feet equaly. It's not like hands. I mean same goes for other parts people have 2 of. I'm not gonna chop everyone's right ear off or something. This about LEFT HANDED versus RIGHT HANDED, not just the left SIDE or something versus the right SIDE... Get it? I think I may need to lock this thread until Ashley gets her ass over here...

)v(ajin: Can't handle me on your own??

MidoBan: You guys are all a bunch of freaks...

)v(ajin: We prefer the term, "Mentally Unbalanced"...

MidoBan: I don't. I already said I was a lefte, but does it really matter? Jesus Christ guys...

)v(ajin: No, it probably doesnt. But I like antogonising SG2...

GrammaFranswa06: Left handed people are the bomb if your not left handed you are so not cool so don't even try to think that you are cause...YOUR NOT!!! pshhhhh LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT!!! Lefts will take over the worlldddddd in the revolution!!!

SG2: HELL YEAH ASHLEY'S HERE!!!!!!!!! You tell 'em Gramma!!! We lead the revolution to victory!! You want the left-sig like mine right? Do you know how to edit a sig? I'll send you the sig but if you don't get it I'll do it for you OK? LEFT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey: i'm Ambidextrous

)v(ajin: I thought you were Corey?

SG2: *sweatdrop* Dude, that was lame.

)v(ajin: Hey, I'm not the one ranting about the "eminent domination over everything right handed"...

SG2: It's IMMINANT. But yeah. That's lame in a different sort of way. Make fun of Ashley too since she co-founded it with me.

)v(ajin: If she would post more, I'd be more than glad to...

SG2: GOD DAMMIT ASHLEY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!!! I'm E-Mailing her right now. You should PM her, though.

)v(ajin: Yeah, ok, but I hardly know her. Get her over here. It's more fun to make fun of somebody in public...

SG2: I'm trying she's so stupid she never remembers the address!!!! But you should PM her and get to know her.

)v(ajin: Yeah, I'll do that. Does she have aim, or MSN Messenger??

SG2: I'm pretty sure she has one or the other, I don't know. I can ask her for you if you want but I already had C-Block today (Sophomore's frickin' MCAS messing with our schedules) so I probably won't see her until tomorrow. In the meantime PM her but I'll ask what her AIM/MSN screenname is. I know she has ONE of those, just not sure which it is since I have neither, so yeah...

)v(ajin: Ok, I'll do that... Now, uh, yeah..... "Lefties Suck!!!" Uh.... **runs**

SG2: FEAR THE SG2 POWER MAJIN VEGITA!!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASHLEY!!!!! HELP ME KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!

)v(ajin: **stops, jumps in bomb shelter** hehe **presses nuke button** Let the destruction begin...

jdupe763: i'm a righty.... and i know alex is all for left supremacy... but righties obviously dominate the world... computer mouse... right handed... scissors.... right handed... come on now. the world is for righties.

)v(ajin: Oh yeah!! SG2, do you hear that? Oh yeah, that is you're sorry fantasy falling to pieces...

SG2: Jess you KNOW I would kick your ass for such left-bashing slurs, but...Well I may already end up going to inhouse so I better lay low... BUT YOU'RE ON MY LIST BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Besides WHEN we take the Earth all things that were once right-dominated will have been converted, such as mice and scissors, duh...

)v(ajin: I'm already on your list. Say what you will, you know I'll take your ass in any wrestling match...

SG2: Yeah, right. Maybe you don't know the whole reason WHY I'm getting inhouse suspension for a week...

)v(ajin: Still doesnt matter. I'll still have your ass in a wrestling match... Which reminds me. When do I get to see a picture of you...

SG2: I'm not supposed to talk about it I could be in REAL big trouble and possibly suspended. So... Anyways, why did that remind you of a picture of me? And I told you I don't have one at the moment and no laptop means no digital camera, so what the Hell do you want me to do?!

SG2: Oh, and the Left rule also.

)v(ajin: Well, you can tell me. What am I gonna do, go tell your principal?? I thought of me wrestling with you, then I thought of your ass, then I thought of a bed, then me pinning you down, then I thought "The hell dude, you don't even know what this chick looks like", and then I though "Yeah, she should send me a picture" and, uh, yeah, here we are... I don't know anything about the left rule...

SG2: ... You're an ass.

)v(ajin: Yeah, uh, picture.... Anyway, I keep seeing you make posts on how much better the left is than the right, how much you rule etc... BUt so far, I haven't even seen you try to enforce that statement...

SG2: How would you like me to do so, through a computer screen when you live in another CONTINENT? Do you want me to just hop onto a plane and kick your ass? CUZ I'LL DO IT BUDDY!!!!! JUST KEEP RUNNIN' YOUR SMART-ASS MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

)v(ajin: What I meant was, that so far, you haven't shown us any reason to believe why the ledt are superior to the right... This kinda reminds me of a conversation we had on the old anime board... Oh, on the contrare. It is you that is doing the running, for I am doing the chasing. I'll catch you eventually SG2...

SG2: Oh Christ not that again... But I have 2 more lefties to add, one fictional and one real. Adam Carola is left-handed. Ryoma Echizen from the Prince of Tennis is the team's leftie. That's right, suck on that.

)v(ajin: Yeah, and Christian Ollson is left as well... I may have to think this through...

Angel: I'm right handed =P

Informer X: HAIL THE RIGHT HANDED LOSERS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

)v(ajin: The right handers are leading the lefties... Got anything to say SG2??

Angel: lol yeah what do u have 2 say SG2? =P just thinking about it, i don't even think i KNOW of any lefties in RL. except my ancient history teacher... but apart from her, i know nobody else =P RIGHT HANDERS RULE!!

SG2: YOU ALL SUCK. LEFT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

)v(ajin: The pole results say different...

SG2: Yeah well at least left-handed people know how to spell. It's POLL, dumbass. Even if you didn't know such a SIMPLE word it's written right there. Or should I say rite there? Write there? Wright there? Hm. How to communicate with your kind...such primitive barbarians...

)v(ajin: Barbarians?? You're mocking me because english isnt my first language, and you're calling me a barbarian??

SG2: That's right. And what are you talking about? Looks to me like WE'RE ahead in the polls. Ashley and her friend Melanie have voted now, so suck on THAT bitch!!!!!!

Angel: )v(\/ isn't a barbarian. He's too cool to be a barbarian =P Goten's cute. He's right handed isn't he?? I HOPE he is. That means we have something in common. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I won't get too off-topic in this thread, promise ^_~

)v(ajin: The only good things the left handers have, are Link and Christian Ollson. Other than that, there isnt much...

Angel: I WISH i was ambidextrous. Things would be so much easier.. *sigh*

SG2: Well what are you? Did you vote? Left or Right? And it better be left or you shall PERISH!!!!!!

)v(ajin:

SG2: Oh didn't see that. GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angel: Yep. Right handers do rule. Left handers rule too, but not as much as right handers =P

SG2: That's right. not as much. MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!!!! Look it up. It's a fact of life, baby. GO LEFT!!!!!!!!

Angel: Well, actually right handers do rule more. They live longer ^__~

)v(ajin: Exactly. On average, right handers live seven years longer than left handers. I thought I said that before...

Angel: Yeah, you did. Didn't you say they live 10 years longer though? I'm not sure.. can't remember. Whatever. Goten's cute

)v(ajin: Oh well, its more or less the same...

Sage: who cares? we will all die some day

SG2: Exactly. So a miniscule fact like that means nothing to me. Sajid what's the deal? I tried to e-mail you and it didn't go through. Then I tried to PM you from this site and it sent ME the e-mail. Did you put MY e-mail in your profile? Could you fix it so that people who want to e-mail you from IGNO are able to instead of having their messages forwarded to me? Thanks. Oh, and the left rule.

Sonic: right uh why?

Angel: Yay another right hander. Did you vote?

SG2: LEEEEEEFT HANDEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh, I totally forgot about this crappy-ass thread. All my left-vs-right action has been taken to a WHOLE 'nother level over at the Yaoi forum, so...yeah...y'all should check THAT out-not only is it loaded with the same smartass left-praising right-bashing stuff I've loaded THIS one with, but it actually has FACTS and TRUE info!!!!! It's actually...educational. Or, at least, informative.

Corey: i'm ambisdextrousiousiousiousiousiousiousiousiousiousious

Angel: That's nicecececececececececececececececececececece.

SG2: Nooooooo Corey, you probably arearearearen't. Amibidexious is actually RARE. Everyone here seems to have voted it. Unless you can use both hands EQUALLY-EXACTLY equally, not "well I can do this good with both hands-Uh no. Write. Can you write-LEGIBLY and COMFORTABLY-with both hands? Yeah. 99% of you who voted and have said you are ambidextrous are actually not. You're right, I am quite certain. Go take a test and see for yourself!! Click the link I posted in here. You're not Corey, I remember in History last year when we were talking about it you can't write legibly with your left hand.

Angel: I voted right handed, because I AM right handed. Haha, I'd love to be ambidextrous, but unfortunetly I absolutely suck at using my left hand with a lot of things, especially writing; it looks like it's been written by a 2 year old. And most of the people who voted on that other forum are right handed *dances*.

SG2: Yes, I am aware of that, Angel...*angry glare* DAMN YOU RIGHT HANDERS!!!!!!!! YOUR DAY OF RECKONING WILL COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But yeah if you actually read some of the posts there (can you believw how many threads it has reached? I mean, so has this one, but THIS is full of baseless banter of "left is better" "right is better" nonsense...)It is actually FACT!!!!!!!!!!!! The conversation is actually one of an intellectual and scientific nature... ...although that didn't stop me from bashing right-handers in several of my posts...XD

Angel: But right handers are soooo much better ^__~!

SG2: How? Come on, tell me a TRUE reason why you're so much "better". As for why LEFT handed folks are better, I could list a billion reasons-and HAVE on that thread. I'm feeling lazy...check out my reasons there...

Angel: Why are right handers better? Umm, well cause they just ish very better? ^_~. No, I don't have an actual reason why they are better. Actually I could come up with some, but that would require excessive typing to explain it all and I'm too tired >__<' Stupid person who sleeps for 5 hours in two days *kills me*. I can't help it, I haven't wanted to sleep lately. Mee been out shopping a lot 😀 And on the phone a lot. Yay. Okay I have no idea what that has to do with right handers and left handers >__<. But anyway, I read somewhere that 1 in 10 people are left handed, and 1 in 10 people are twins, or had a twin that died in the womb, etc. I also read that there is a theory that if you're a left handed person, there's a possibility you had a twin in the womb who died somewhere in the pregnancy, because of the whole left-handed-people-and-twin-thing both are a 1 in 10 thing. If that makes sense. My brain has gone walkabouts >__<'. Whatcha think about that? >__<" I thought it was pretty interesting. So if that was true, then I'd have to say that left handers are better than right handers. But because I am a right hander I will be loyal and stick up for my other fellow right handers; we RAWK! Teehee.

SG2: Go to wikipedia.org and type in "left handed". I got a TON of info there that we have used in debates on the other left/right thread I linked to from Yaoi Forum. Cool stuff. But yeah, I see what you mean about just sticking up for your kind, but you are the majority population!! You're not SPECIAL!! You don't have our gifts and talents!! Do you know in foreign countries lefties get it BEATEN out of them? In Africa they burn left-handed children's lef hands and bury them in dirt to kill the nerve endings and make them incapable of using that hand again, forcing them to be right. Other countries do all kinds of terrible things because the left hand is believed to be Satan's tool-no joke. The Latin word "sinister" means left. Left handed people are believed to be evil in those primitive cultures. Just cuz in America (or Australia, sorry Angel =P) we think "what's the big deal no one discriminates against left or right handers" but no, in other countries, they DO-and they do horrible things to them. It's all on wikipedia, see for yourself.

Cumtastic: I'm Ambidextrous.. my mom is too.. and she can like start at both sides of the page writing a sentance and meet in the middle... she can also write backword so you have to read it in the mirror... one year my teacher was a bitch... and she wrote all my notes backword.. pissed the teacher off... fuuunnnn

SG2: Huh.

Cumtastic: the first one.. my teach.. was like WTF?.. and I was like "look in the mirror" and she's like "are you joking?" and I was like "no" and the class was laughing st her.. HA! My mom needs a life. a hobby. or something.

CliffTheGreat: I'm a leftie Haha burn ya right handed fools!!! HAhaa!! *evil laugh* Off to kill some right handed peeps! Heheheh... Lol just kidding, but i'm a leftie and we're the best!!

Cumtastic: wow. he gets right back on topic.. huh?

SG2: Yay, more left-handers!!! We are victorious!! Left-handers, unite!!!!!! Nice job gettin' back on topic, buddy.

Cumtastic: I'm Ambidextrous... Ned Flanders.. is a lefty.. and owns the laft-a-torium.. and then it sucked..

SG2: Hey, now, that's only because FLANDERS sucks-not because left-handers suck. "Stupid Flanders". Man, see? It says it right there!!!

Cumtastic: Whatever.

SG2: Yeah, that IS right!! *confused*

Katie: I am right-handed...and wtf? how are there NINE left-handers on here?! I always thought it was uncommon to be left-handed..

)v(ajin: Methinks it was foul play...

SG2: Because, we just ROCK...*curses self for talking like AngelGoten* Well, you thinks WRONG!!  GO LEFT!!!!! LEFT POWEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!

SG2: ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL THREAD FOR THE RIGHTPOCALYPSE NOW BEGIN YOUR BOWING DOWN TO OUR MIGHT PLZKTHX. Because I think the Courtroom thread has too much potential for crazy cases to be wasted on more gross off-topicness..

Reese: Being lefthanded is an inconvenience, thus making right-handedness the more desireable trait. If we learned anything in bio 101, we should realise that in a couple hundred to couplethousand years, left handedness will disappear while ambideyterity will continue to grow in numbers, as that is a more desirable trait to righthandedness.

SG2: 100% wrong. Left-handed people are more unique and we utilize a far more creative section of the brain naturally, while right-handers need to work a lot harder to tap into that same natural skill. When I go home I'll get out my Lefthanded Notebook and inform you all the facts and you will realize why you are so lucky to be enslaved by us in the New World Order. NOW BACK TO WORK, SLAVE!!

Angel: Right-handedness is better, because I AM RIGHT HANDED. And I just rock. So there.

SG2: and yet you have legions of gnomes, who science has proven are only genetically left-handed, it's in the textbooks, people, to do your bidding. LAZY RIGHTHANDER!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!! NOW GET DOWN THERE WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND START BUILDING MY PYRAMID!!

Reese:

Right-handedness is better, because I AM RIGHT HANDED. And I just rock. So there. Angel

SG2: That's not logic. It lacks even the most basic concept of HAVING A POINT. *WHIPS SLAVES* GET BACK TO WORK ON THAT SG2 SPHINX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!