IGNOLand Books

LG: There are a lot of books in the IGNO City library, as mention in A Crossmas Carol. Though many of those books were filled by Cross I would like to believe that because we are all professors at IGNO University that we would also have our own books published. So what would you write about for books? These could be fiction or non fiction. LG writes mainly about sex advice.

Mr. Bones: Fluffy Hugs, Narwhals and Leprechauns of course

xL: I write children's books.

Hamel: I feel, as a writer, that I should not limit myself to any specific genre or audience. However, I do not write trashy harlequin or erotica, I'll let LG keep up with that.

Fuzzy: I'd probably be IGNOLand's version of Dr. Freud. I'd examine people's dreams and dissect their subconscious to figure out how people tick. (BTW, I'm not having much success. People are stupid and therefore hard to decipher)

Hamel: But that is the fun part! You have to dig deeper.

Mr. Bones: get a bonesaw and cut into their skulls, look at their brains. if you dont want to be cruel get an oscillating bonesaw, it wont cut soft tissue unless it's resting against bone, or do what i do and "borrow" one of SG2's chainsaws

Fuzzy: but Booooones~ That doesn't delve nearly as far as I would like! Dreams are kinda incorporeal so any kind of saw won't get to them! *pout*

SG2:

I was wondering where those kept disappearing to ._. Maybe I should write a technical manual on the finer points of operating my chainsaw-based weaponry...the Chainsaw Car, in particular, is quite difficult to handle, and the last thing we'd need is some novice breaking into my weapons storage in the middle of the night, stealing it, and then going on an accidental joyride-slash-killing-spree and destroying half of IGNOLand in the process. No...only I am allowed to do that.

Reese: I've constructed a hundred librarian golems to keep the books organized, return them to the shelves, help people find what they're looking for, etc. They're not very talkative, but they get the job done.

Fuzzy: I'm also kinda a troll and am responsible for when you fall asleep reading a book. I'd say I was sorry for you waking up in an awkward position and a kinky neck, but that'd be a lie. 8D and yes. necks should ALWAYS be kinky. 8D

SG2: So, what about works of fiction? We've all discussed the more practical things, like history books or sex advice from LG, but what do the citizens of IGNOLand write, fiction-wise? I can see Karma, Russell, and Hamel being avid contributors to the horror genre. The question is, do they write fiction about IGNOLand, either realistic or embellished, or do they write fantasy tales of far off lands and alternate universes, like a planet where our modern races evolved from apes? I mean, how ridiculous would that be? Everyone knows IGNOites devolved from Gaylians. ...okay, not everybody knows, because I don't think that's probably common knowledge in IGNOLand, but we know it.

Fuzzy: Oh you know I love me some works of fiction. 8D Mostly gay erotica fiction but that's totally normal. Tiger, how in the WORLD do you come up with such amazing ideas for fiction? Humans evolving from apes? That's genius! Maybe they even became the dominant species of some distant planet called Earth and spend their free time watching shows about two hot brothers hunting demons or sociopathic detectives who obviously are fucking love their flatmates? This could be a book on its own!

ville: Everyone seems to forget a classic in the igno library! The Art of War (Revised and much much better edition) by SG2. The chapter on the Russian made mk2 chainsaw launchers is a masterpiece!