igno y u no post – IGNOpedia

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Started By: xL
Started On: January 8, 2012
Last Post On: August 25, 2012
Total Pages: 5
Total Posts: 41
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xL comes to the rescue (wow, never thought I’d say those words) during one of IGNO’s slow activity periods. His first post seems to make use of the AOLer Translator (previously seen in xXkakashi-soul-reaper-ninjaXx‘s posts).

xL: i cum on igno onli too find nowone posteing aneything and it makes me relly sad and mad and at teh same time i feell abandaned and broken its as if u al wud rathr b on fb talkng bout prsonal prblems nowone cares about insted with ur famly hear on igno Luk wat has hapened i cant write anymor i feal lik i am geteng wrse bi teh 2end. QUIKLEY!!!!! POST SOME MOR3 BFORE I GO IN2 2TAL ANTI-GRMMAR DOMINATION!!1111!1 LOL I MUST B S2PAD BFORE H3L BR3AKS LOS3 ON2 OUR BAUTIFUL WORLD!!!11 OMG LOL

Angel: Me no understand yur post.. speaka ze engrish

SG2: I believe what he's saying is that if we don't start posting, he's going to degrade further and further into the realms of incoherent typing until the universe itself is at risk...!! Quick, everyone, start spreeing!! And I only know that's what he was trying to say because I was in IRC when he said he was making this thread...

Bradios: I'm attempting to post now I'm on holidays, but work can get in the way of that. I'll try my best, let's just put it at that.

Mr. Bones: IT'S POSTING TIEM!

Odd: I post usually once every week or two when I am busy but when I am not I go koo koo for coo coo puffs..... OMFG WHY NEH NO POST IN TIS SHIN DIG! this is tha shats *goes back to making videos like the halloween one COME PLAY WITH ME!*

Tim: My mind.... it is broken... and dying.... just reading this... x.x

SG2: From reading XL's post, or from reading Phil's post?

xL: It shudent bee mine cunsiderring i do vry wel in inglish

Spirit Fi: Master xL, there is a 100% chance that your statement above is grammatically incorrect. I recommend searching IGNOland for tools to aid you in your quest for proper grammar usage. I've added dictionaries as a dowsing option.

I’m pretty sure this was MTS, since we both used to make fun of how annoying Fi was, especially with the constant reminders to check the batteries in the Wii Remote.

SG2: Okay, I lol'd.

xL: No, u no how two spel or use curect gramer!!11!

LG: Is it possible that me saying that I am in fact a homosexual would help xLs grammar?

xL: U r gai? Tht is so vry kewl, Lgee!

xL: Eyeh Gee En Oh! I hav postded 4 youu todai!

Reese: My soul... it just died a little.

MTS: Or we could speak gibberish: Blaxant dis pit ing whero um smaxarr faxarrs he joods te roaxaln whis bungick klaxammaxal. Wherupp skit.

LG: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME MTS! WELL YOU'RE A DEGBERT PERTQUE HASBETYF!

Mr. Bones: my brain exploded. a lot. it grew back though

xL: I was about to ask you how long it took your PENIS to grow back...but then I realized that you weren't LG.

MTS: I'll just leave this here... http://mybigmonkey.com/gibberish/

xL: SG7 dis pit fig, soxupp foaxach eb pit tigol hem Pum wirr bung tenidd. Oh...if SG2 had any idea as to what this message originally said....

MTS: LOLOLL Whyyy is that so funny!?

SG2: I think it said, "SG2, please wail on me with your mighty 12x24, for you are mighty and I am no match for you." Happy to. *wails on xL*

xL: I wanted you to wail on me with something else. But no worries. The pain you give me has become quite pleasurable.

LG: Dit nud sluo xR revos paxain! Hupp pe ug zint zaxat who revow te whaxavo zo donis put din whis donis dulick donis sox... Ye daxawg Pum whoaxald zaxat Pum riko donisos?

MTS: Donisos= Spanish for multiple PENISes.

SG2:

The pain you give me has become quite pleasurable.xL

So wait. Did I turn you into a masochist, or were you one all along? I've lost track of how many sexual fetishes you've accumulated...

Bradios: I think all the physical abuse he's taken over the years has slowly influenced him....that and well, he IS a kinky motherfucker....but not the kinkiest.

xL: SG2, thanks to you I can enjoy the pleasure of pain! For that, I thank you.

Mr. Bones:

he IS a kinky motherfucker….but not the kinkiest.Bradios

you are right i can think of at least 1 peron kinkier. shoves whips, chains and a giant bag of swedish fish discretely under the bed

MTS: PERON http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Per%C3%B3n That kinky mother fucker.

SG2: He IS pretty kinky, but I think we're all forgetting the REAL kinkiest motherfucker we know...

I was referring to the Zetabug.

Mr. Bones:

PERONMTS

wow that was a typo that i'm ashamed of, lacking a keyboard, i type with a controller one character at a time, typos shouldn't be happening, GAH!

SG2: There's no way to attach a keyboard to a PS3? There are ways to use a controller on a computer, after all.

Mr. Bones: there is a way i just dont have a usb keyboard

LG: Well you could sell your body so you could get one

xL: But would he even earn enough?

SG2: Excuse me? Are you doubting the power of the Fuhrer to bring in the ladies by the hundreds?!

LG: No no no. He is just trying to put others down because he doesn't have what it takes to please people in bed... Or in his case anywhere that he whips his member out :/

xL: I have someone who would say otherwise.

SG2: Your hand doesn't count, xL.