Started On: July 2, 2010
Last Post On: December 23, 2012
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PWR: o: /is ready to be pelted ..by cum, hopefully. 
PWR: I love how Zatch Bell's little gown thinger just lifts up like that.. /drools
xL:
Bradios: WELCOME BACK! *Glomps hoping not to be hurt* We missed you so much, PWR. It just hasn't been the same without you
Reese: You've been a very bad girl! *bends PWR over one knee and spanks her*
Mr. Bones: *cums over pwr by the bucketload* wish granted now so that you never leave again *chains pwr to the imperial throne as the fuhrer's personal concubine*
Fenix: Ewww, you got your cum all over me. You could have at least waited until I put her down. This cape is dry clean only.
SG2: Hey, you go in for a BUKKAKE party, you should expect certain things. Also I thought you had a badass longcoat now.
Reese: That's at the cleaners with a stain from PWR's hot lady-spunk.
Tim: Touche! And haidere, I don't believe we've met!
SG2: Okay, if a tsundere is a girl who likes you but acts rude to hide the fact that she likes you, and a yandere is a girl who's so obsessed with the person she loves that she wants to kill them, and a kuudere is a girl who is cold and emotionless on the outside until you melt her icy heart...then I'm gonna guess a haidere is a girl who's a whore for anything with a PENIS, or phallic object that can be used as a PENIS.
Reese: You're on FIRE lately.
SG2: Thanks, I try.
Hamel: *throws a hairspray fire bomb on PWR* YOU NEED TO STAY BACK BITCH, DON'T KEEP LEAVING!!
Mr. Bones: DONT YOU DARE BURN MY ROYAL COURTESAN
CAEJones: Hey! Look what you're doing to the OZONE LAYER! ... Wait, does that hairspray bomb involve a--... I just realized I don't know how to spell Aerosol....
Hamel: I WON'T BURN HER IF SHE DOESN'T KEEP LEAVING!!!
CAEJones: Does... that prevent damage to the ozone layer?
Hamel: Why yes... yes it does... who needs the Ozone layer anyway?
SG2: PWR needs to be shackled tighter to the board so she can't flee.
CAEJones: *Shrug*
Bradios: Shall I give you the appropriate equipment? Or will you be fine on your own?
SG2: Hm, let's see what you have to offer in the way of ho-restraining technology.
Reese: I can shove a lit torch up her VAGE?
Bradios: Well, lets see here.... *Brings out a briefcase filled with electronic chains and padlocks* This is the basic equipment I have. But if you want something more in the way of trying to make her not move at all. *Brings out a second briefcase that contains electronic shackles, hand/foot cuffs and a shock collar* This is what you want
Hamel: can't we just tie her to a chair and play a bunch of movies about seagulls to her? and tell her over and over again that's what the outside world is like. You know, brain washing
Bradios: I'm not sure that brainwashing would work on her. This is PWR we're talking about
SG2: Seagulls, you say? So we need to make her read Umineko?
Hamel: Well I said seagulls because hopefully my aunt doesn't make me watch it, but she's got this movie that is apparently just a seagull flying around and some guy doing the voice for the gull. My cousins were telling me that it's the most boring movie they have. Their dad even made some sort of comment under his breath about it.
Bradios: Must be one boring movie then. Thank god it isn't the Umineko live action movie- wait. Even that sounds retarded
SG2: Are you kidding? That would be fucking awesome. ...as long as Studio DEEN isn't involved.
Bradios: Indeed so. But I don't think that anybody is gonna let Studio Deen even TOUCH the Umineko franchise after what they did.
SG2: Contracts don't work that way unfortunately...so we can only hope they just plain won't adapt Chiru as a second season, or...it's gonna be bad.
Mr. Bones: I NEED BETTER RESTRAINTS! the oompa loompas escaped the mines pwr hasnt cum back yet. k time to go for the hardcore circulation cutting chains
SG2:
Reese: Avoisd u? owh would want to so duch a thing?
Hamel: I tried to call her again this evening but she didn't answer then either 
I"m going to try ONE more time before I go to bed.
SG2: Maybe she's in AsiaLand again. A few weeks ago she had been ignoring my texts for a few days and then responded a little later telling me she just got back from Korea...
xL: So, have any of you tried calling her again? I know it's only been a few days since the last post on here, but I thought I'd ask.
Hamel: I have tried to call her again, several times. Bitch just doesn't want to answer her phone, what the hell are cell phones for if you're not going to answer it every time someone calls you?
CAEJones: And that's why I don't have one. Or... part of why. =P
SG2: So on the topic of PWR, she just texted me, and here's our conversation:
SG2: Youre in school already? But its july!!
PWR: summer classes. My parents are making Keagen and I get ahead. And summer classes are hard to manage. I seriously am always studying.
SG2: We didnt know you were even in summer classes 
i was really getting afraid we were gonna lose you like kane.
PWR: No no no D; its not that I don’t want to come on, I just can’t find the time to. Like right now, I’m reading chapters. This is the first time I’ve actually checked my phone in weeks OTL
SG2: Its okay, we understand. We just had no idea and when hamel kept calling and got no answer we assumed the worst
PWR: D; sorry ;~;
SG2: Its okay, if youre busy then well be there when youre not 
we just didnt realize and thought you hated us since its been a wicked long time
PWR: D; i know its been a while. I’ll make it up to you guys on my week break before fall sem. Starts. I’ll be online for sure
SG2: Okay 
you know where to find us
PWR: 
love you guys ;~;
SG2: Dont cry, many a PENIS will salute you on your return…well throw you a bukkake party
PWR: Yay! Cum fiesta 8D
xL: Well, it's nice to know she isn't abandoning here or anything. I honestly was starting to think that. I'm glad we were wrong!
Bradios: Great to know she'll be back here soon *waits here to glomp PWR when she comes back*
Reese: It may be many months before you get to spring that trap.
CAEJones: There's plenty of food under the here! Time will NWO be an issue!
SG2: Wut. Has Russell infected you, too?!
Mr. Bones: NWO NEW WORLD ORDER! DO I SENSE DESCENT IN MY RANKS
CAEJones: Now, if it were in all caps, why would it be a ty-- *Notices Bones* ... Shoot it, Russel! 
Crisis: RAISE UP, COMMRADES, AND LET US DISPOSE OF THE FACIST PIRATE KING! POWER TO THE PEOPLE, DEATH TO THE TYRANT! FOR THE THE MOTHERLAND!
CAEJones: *Looks around* ... It wasn't me! *Hides in an abalone colony*
Mr. Bones: *uses the triforce halt the 1 mech rebellion of 2010* under what authority do you question my power? give me a good reason and i may overlook this
Crisis: You'll stand down, or I'LL DIVIDE BY ZERO, MUWHAHAHAHA!
Mr. Bones: go ahead. it will make things more entertaining. but it will also not change the fact that the world is mine. well except for australia as there are rebel groups of gnomes there but who cares, its australia
CAEJones: Well, you just made me consider pressing the post button without having typed anything... ???
Crisis: HOLY SHI- WE GOT A MAN ON THE EDGE!
SG2: http://i.imgur.com/VNksR.jpg
Crisis: who says i even try? this stuff just sort of happens from time to time. I blame meds.
Mr. Bones: *gives crisis a feast of [noie]mech destroying[/noie] steak and bacon* have this beautiful meaty feast as it shall be your last BOW DOWN TO MY IRON FIST FLUFFY HUGS!
Crisis: FLUFFY HUGS?!?! OH NOES, MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS! *gives Bones a back breakingly tight mech hug*
MTS: I'm quite excited to meet PWR My weakness is fluffy unicorns and Irish accents..
Mr. Bones: you're weak to irish brogues eh? *clears throat, drinks a pint of guinness and eats some soda bread*
Tiocfaidh ár lá, Sinn Féin, shilalagh
god save ireland said the heroes
god save ireland said they all
whether on the scaffold high
or the battlefield we die
oh what matter when for erin dear we fall
MTS: Oh no! ...can't...resist...IRISHNESS! *glomps Bones* Where have you been all my life...
CAEJones: ... What... what just happened in my head? ... Yargh, scurvy Bone-pirate....
SG2: Who else votes MTS for the new up-and-coming PWR? I'm noticing eerie similarities to when she first joined...
xL: It depends....is MTS's VAJAYJAY as powerful as PWR's?!
MTS: The vag has nothing to do with it, its all about first impressions.;)
SG2: I believe she mentioned being able to grow bombs in her boob garden in another thread...perhaps that is where her power lies, a formidable foe to PWR...
Bradios: *Imagines MTS facing off against PWR* Gee, she's gonna need a lot of those boobie bombs
SG2: Just install some oppai missiles, that always seems to do the trick.
LG: No it's even worse they are not going to fight they are going to team up!!!!! If that happens the world will end!!!!!!! VAGES AND, woman, BOOBS MY PENISES ONE WEAKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to somewhere no one will find me*
MTS: BAHAHAHAHAH!! Yes, PWR and I will form a fabulous alliance and conquer IGNOland (and the world as we know it).
MTS: Luv u cum bak plz
SG2: I don't even remember this thread, but rereading it, I fucking love it.
PWR: Hi hi
PWR: Holy shit, are you two replying to this IRT? o: Sorry for the double post!