Found a Trapdoor

Karma: I found a trapdoor in my bathroom closet today. Not sure how long it's been there. It's always been covered by stuff. Should I be concerned?

Hamel: Depends on where it leads to as to whether or not you should be concerned. Have you opened it to check out where it goes?

SG2: I agree with Hamel. We're gonna need more details about this mysterious door...I think you should crawl in and explore it. Just be prepared for the possibility that there might be bodies or skeletons or something else unpleasant in there, because if it was always hidden by things and conveniently you never saw it before...well, that was probably by intention, and you may have to start worrying about your family...

Karma: Well, I can't crawl in and explore it. It's too small for me to fit through. Definitely too big for a human, or even a tiger.... But you know, now that I think about it, it is sort of garden gnome-sized...

Hamel: So you're saying you're going to shove a Garden Gnome inside?

xL: I'm as thin as cardboard. I may fit.

SG2: ...is xL a garden gnome...?

Karma: *glances at xL suspiciously*

Bradios: This mysterious trapdoor must be inspected post haste! Shall I grab one of my inspector drones?

SG2: ...oh, were we going to use drones? I kinda already shoved xL in there.

PWR: Did you attach some sort of camera to xL's PENIS? o:

Karma: I hope they did, I really wanna know what the hell is down there...

SG2: I figure he's probably already got at least one camera installed in his PENIS or elsewhere on his body...how else would he be able to capture all that prime footage in those secret porn tapes he's been distributing at the gas station next door?  xL!! Can you still hear us? What do you see down there?

Mr. Bones: the suspense is killing me, inquiring Fuhrers must know what is down there

SG2: ...it's been a few days and xL still hasn't said anything. Should we be worried?

Hamel: He could be lost... maybe there are several tunnels underground? Catacombs?

MTS: Are you serious Karma? That is fucking creepy. But AWESOME. Just hope this isn't a Coraline type gateway...

Karma: I really am serious, I did legitimately find a trapdoor thing in my bathroom closet I'm starting to think xL DID get lost down there....should we be concerned? Maybe something down there is trying to eat him.

SG2: I dunno if we should send someone in after him or just...leave him there... IGNOLand would sleep more peacefully without xL sneaking into people's bedrooms at night... *ponders*

Karma: Well, I suppose I'm not too concerned for myself if he does get out. I mean. I'm a girl. So I guess you can leave him down there, since he hasn't like, yelled for help, or anything.

Khaos: Maybe it leads to the trapdoor on my bathroom ceiling.

Karma: Karma no one is safe xL fucks anyone!

SG2: You don't even need to be human to be a target for xL...or...animate, for that matter.

Karma: Oh crap, is that true? *boards up the trapdoor...regardless of whether or not xL is still down there*

SG2: Well, that solves that problem. Hey, Khaos, let us know if you find a strange, white-haired man prowling around your house at night, okay?

LG: Trust me xL wouldn't be very quiet either. He likes to let people know when he's about to pounce.

SG2: Maybe we can retcon Khaos out of IGNOLand history as one of xL's 'unfortunate' victims...

xL: I fucked him so hard, it caused much chaos.