Started On: March 18, 2006
Last Post On: June 3, 2006
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Cumtastic: The Conversation SO far
Cumtastic: I almost picked “Are dolphin eggs good eatin’?” but that is a question and you can not answer a question with another irrevalian question …and I did not wanna get you… shot.. so I say Karma’s.. NEwho… the question still stands… Are dolphin eggs good eatin’?
Angel: If you ever get to try them, tell me XP
Karma: The fact that dolphins don’t LAY eggs might make that a little bit difficult to answer. 
SG2: Karma, you think you’d know by now that I am not to be taken seriously-the fact that they DON’T lay eggs is what makes HALF of the joke!!! 
Karma: Yeah, but considering everyone else is discussing this question, I thought it would be best to point out that they’ll never actually get to TASTE the dolphin eggs they’re talking about eating. Y’know?
Yon-Khu: I named my chicken “Dolphin”, and his eggs are good. Conversely, I know a dolphin that owns an egg factory, so even though the dolphin isn’t laying the eggs, she owns the eggs, so they are “her eggs”, and they are good too. 
SG2: This Dolphin Egg thing really has come back to bite me in the ass, hasn’t it?
Cumtastic: Well actually.. if you think about it.. maybe dolphin’s don’t lay eggs but they do HAVE eggs.. I mean.. the eggs are hached inside the famale dolphin *nods, agrees with the logic, nods* so really all you need to do it give a female non-preganat dolphing and take out the overies.. and eat them.. and tell us if they taste good.. a little guesome.. but it would answer the question.. *agrees with self.. * *dodges bullets from SG2 for getting off topic* will start and new “dophine egg” topic to continue this conversation ferther..
Now What do you say.?
Yon-Khu: I still rest with my chicken-farmer-dolphin who OWNS eggs...but yeah, you have a point. You know...despite my advanced anatomical knowledge...that didn't occur to me... 
Guess I'm too used to calling them ova...er...well, if they were still in the ovaries, they would still be immature oogonia *pushes my genuis into everyone's face* Still, yeah...eating dolphin ovaries? *pictures them probably softball sized* that would be a HELL of a meal... *runs off to pitch the idea to the Fear Factor Executives...* Anyway, any more ideas on how a "Dolphin's Eggs" can taste good? Random Mob Guy: "Yeah...I sez mah couzin "Da Dolphin" stealed us some eggs and dey was some good eggs, Dolphin's eggs...dey were..."
Angel: lol. this is hilarious. I'm sure dolphin eggs would taste very nice 
ville: I want a dalphin egg omlette with sour cream, cheddar cheese, and chile. Mmmmm...good eatin. I am going out to some spavnish resteraunt today. I sould ask them if they have dolphin eggs and a diet water. That would be funny.
Cumtastic: I want to know how that would go.. I wouldn't put this pass the French.. they come up with some very good names for discussting food.. you know.. es car go sound nicer than "ya wanna git some dem dere snailly thins" which is how the Yoopers would say it.. that's how my Grandpa says it anyway.
SG2: Yes, we must create French-sounding words for our Dolphin Egg (and Dolphin...OVARY?!)-based dishes. *nods* Sadly, I know no French. Someone else must cover for me.
Cumtastic: lets.. go with.. we caould call it.. Snarpie...
Yon-Khu: Yeah, they always have weird names for weird foods...Snarpie? Sounds like a dish made of snipes and sharpies... 
How about Calacus? Sounds like it would be something good...but it's just stuffed dolphin ovaries in a thick alfredo sauce, garnished with parmasan and pressed caviar flakes...
Angel: You know that ALMOST made me hungry 
SG2: Snarpie? That sounds GREAT!! Yon-Khu, Snarpie can be the Dolphin eggs. Calacus can be the Dolphin ovaries. *nods* That all makes me think of Sealab 2021, though, how they had an episode where they combined shrimp, crab and lobster and made the "Shrabster"...heh, funny episode. *nods* I miss that show. OK, we need two things now. 1-I need to find a smilie of eating. 2-We need to come up with more random food stuffs. Then... WE CAN OPEN THE OFFICIAL IGNO RESTARAUNT!!!!!!!! 
ville: I call bartender. Me and booze together. May not be a good idea but whatever!
SG2: Hey, as long as you don't make Corey a regular customer, I see no problem with that. But yeah, we should get a Japanese AND a French Chef. The French obviously for the bizzarre food expertise, but you know, *stereotype alert* the Japanese are very good at preparing fish-related cuisine. *nods*
Cumtastic: have you looked at the adds on this page.. "Dolphin Fountains--50% to 70% Off Fountains In Stock! Fountains, Gifts, Sculpture, Tables" "Dolphin Hotel--Hotel Photos, Info & Virtual Tours Book with Expedia and Save!" "Dolphin Uglies--Dolphin Uglies - $25.00 Free Shipping on orders over $66.00" Oh the comedy. Well if he calls bartender.. I do too.. you need 2.. ever seen Cocktail.. I'll play Tom Cruise
SG2: Oh my God, that's hillarious. But yeah, the ads on the Invision Forums base themselves around what the topics of the most popular threads reflect...usually our ads are Anime-related, as a result, and all...I'm amazed this one conversation has made it so ALL of our ads have to do with dolphins. Now I'm waiting for one to be "Dolphin Eggs $5.00 per pound" or something. 
Oh, yeah. And what the Hell are "Dolphin Uglies"?! Do I even WANT to know?
Cumtastic: A Brand of swimwear in the UK I think.. Dolphin Uglies 
SG2: OK, well that's not what I was thinking...but less disturbing, I guess...*shudder*
Cumtastic: were you thinking.. dolphine porn?.. that is what I was thinking.
SG2: Actually I thought it might be some sort of euphamism for dolphin genitals. Anyways, back to the subject of the EGGS. Or...food. Dolphin food. Not food FOR dolphins of course...unless we feed the dophins dolphin-food...CANNIBAL DOLPHINS?! Here, Flipper, have a Dolphoburger!!!!
Cumtastic: :cracks up laughing.. falls on floor.. unable to recover:
SG2: BWAHAHAHA!!!!! MY ARCH NEMESIS (?) IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Cumtastic: so you won?
SG2: Maybe?
Cumtastic: ok..
SG2: Here. To show there's no hard feelings, I present you with a gift. Green dolphin eggs and ham. Enjoy.
Cumtastic: you are presenting me with a gift? send it to your ARCH NEMESIS' funeral.. I cant eat when I witness death.. I lagh so hard I vomit
SG2: Now I'm confused!! I was trying to make PEACE with you!!!!! You hear me, Cumtastic?! PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cumtastic: OH,.. I'm the ARCH NEMESIS.. i was confused.. dont then.. I'm not dead.. and thus I watched no one die.. so I can eat because I am not laughing.. .. these.. :chew: should :chew: be :chew: put :chew: on :chew: the :chew: menu :chew:
SG2: They are on the menu. But not much else is. This is the menu so far- ENTREE MENU -Dolphin eggs -Dolphin ovaries -Diet Water DESERT MENU -Dolphin cake What else can we have on the menu?
Cumtastic: green eggs and dolphine ham
Cumtastic: I mean green dophine eggs and ham
Angel: You people are crazy. CRAZY i tell you CRAZY !!!!!!!! .. oopsies, think I got brad in trouble 
Cumtastic: how so? *confused*
SG2: What ever happened to Brad anyways? We should make him come back.
Cumtastic: He's not answering his phone.. I cant even get a hold of his brother to have him yell at him.. I will beat him tomarrow.
SG2: That's OK I got him on the phone last night. When he got off with me did he call you? That was the plan. We had some sort of prank call planned but I forget the details. Beat him twice as hard for the both of us.
Cumtastic: I did.. well I thru him in the bushes several times.. he'll be on later tonight. he said.
Cumtastic: but he has also been really wishy-washy
SG2: Yeah, the bastard. 
We need more dolphin cuisine!!!!!!!
Cumtastic: I thought of expanding it to.. all eggs instead.. we could have fetus on a plate.. on my myspace I have a cow fetus and silver-dagger has a ninja one..
Cumtastic: how bout.. dolFin.
SG2: Hm. I was thinking we offer the option of diet water and/or Dolphin Tea as well. Sound good? You know, for fancier customers.
Cumtastic: um. yum. that sounds good. I'll have some dolphin tea..
SG2: *serves* Here you are. Compliments of the house, we also give you a free slice of Dolphin Cake and some Dolphin Crumpets. But if you want the crumpets you must answer this riddle. Riddle me this, riddle me that...What the HELL is a crumpet?!
Cumtastic: Their like a combination of.. pancakes and English muffin..
SG2: Ah. *nods* I am eating robins eggs right now. You know, the little chocolate eggs with the candy shells they sell at Easter. I am addicted to them. I wonder if they are really dolphin eggs in disguise.
Cumtastic: hrm.. I think this may be plausable.
SG2: Hm. Yes. Indeed. *smokes pipe and wears monical* 
Cumtastic: what if we could make chocolate dipped dolphin eggs desert.
SG2: Sounds good. Although it probably only sounds good because lo and behold I am EATING more of the chocolate eggs right now. Hm. Maybe it's like Corey when it comes to Tropical Dots? I have a question, though. We know that thanks to Yon-Khu (chef Yon-Khu?) Dolphin Cake is on the desert menu...but that would be all cakey and stuff, right? Just dolphin flavor? What if we had all-natural Dolphin Pie? Like, you know, real fruit pies have chunks of fruit so the dolphin pie would have a flakey dough crush filled with large plump chunks of...well, dolphin...
Cumtastic: and maybe we should have something for the non-dolphin eaters?.. like Dophin SHAPED stuff...
Angel: This topic has become so totally technical Dolphin shaped chocolate bars?
ville: They already have those bars. I think we could sell our dolphin pie recipe to the Maine Diner. (If anyone here has went there, you will get the joke)
Cumtastic: no like dolphin shaped cake.
SG2: Yeah, but vegetarians really have no buisness in our dolphin restaraunt... But OK, we can have dolphin-shaped desert pastries and whatnot. *nods* And Andrew, I do not get the inside joke. EXPLAIN IT!!!!!!!!!
Cumtastic: HA! Andews jokes suck.
Angel: LOL! God you crack me up
Cumtastic: well at least I crack someone up.
SG2: Yeah. One person. DOLPHIN EGGS!!!!
Angel: Oh god. You BOTH crack me up Unless it's just really easy to make me laugh .. I think it is.
SG2: You'll laugh at anything. Watch this. Um...Penguin. Did you laugh?
Cumtastic: you know whT cracks me up... when Brad says "cheeseburger".. ot "cliff notes"
SG2: I like it when he goes into that long, drawn-out "Oh...baaaaaaarffff..."
Cumtastic: or a quick a snappy 12.. not twelve.. more like twef... as an answer to anything relevent.... like the sqaure root of 3854 is... either 42 (it's always the answer) or 12.
SG2: Ah, I love twelve...*sigh*
Cumtastic: 42.
SG2: Or like Spongebob... "I thought of something even funnier than 24...twenneh-fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive."
Angel:
Sooooooooooooo everybody. I am bored. DOLPHIN EGGS!! .. Yay
SG2: YEAH!! GOTTA EAT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!
ville: Seeing the sponge bob reference made me laugh then hurt cause I have a chest cold. *owchie*
SG2: Well, Spongebob will never fail to make you laugh, which could be REALLY bad if, say, you were in a hospital bed and it was on the little hospital TV and it made you rip your stitches open and, like, bleed to death...heh...
Angel: Owwwwwww
SG2: Bring me a hospital patient!! We shall try it out!!!
Cumtastic: SBSP is not funny.. squidward is.. *squidward laugh* Sandy is kool tho..
SG2: Dumb Old Texas...
Cumtastic: shut it ALEX.
SG2: Make me MAE. So, the dolphin eggs. I fear our beloved inside joke is DYING!!!!!!!! REVIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! DO~LPHIN E~GGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE DELI~CIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!