DJ JIZZY LG

Before-You-Read Info
Started By: LG
Started On: April 3, 2011
Last Post On: June 13, 2012
Total Pages: 3
Total Posts: 26
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This topic was based on a running gag where LG and I worked together on a radio station morning show, with MTS as our ‘wacky intern’. Most conversations related to this show took place in the cbox or IRC, so it’s a relatively short thread.

LG: Hello ya'll you're on air with dj jizzy lg! Any sex related questions you can ask and i will answer, of course with some assistance from my wacky sex slave sound effect technician SG2Tiger! So please any caller ask a question to your favorite radio host! ...NO MILK HATERS!!!

SG2: You're on the air live with *plays jingle* DEE-JAY JIZZY ELL-JEEEEE With your daily dose of vitamin ding *plays the wacky sound* A-LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!! *slide whistle sound effect and various bing-bong noises*

Tim: DJ LG, maybe you can help me! I'm worried that having an Australian* Accent will ruin my chances of getting laid? What help can you give me?! *Disclaimer: Actually a Kiwi Accent and I actually quite like it but couldn't think of a better question...

SG2: *connects Traitor to DJ Jizzy LG* Pfft, you and Cowsy have the saaaaaaaaaaaaaame accent...but it's not a bad accent so don't worry 

MTS: Oh God, if you ask me it INCREASES your chances of getting laid. For real. ...wait, what? :3

LG: *Hits MTS' head* Quiet intern!!! Well caller Traitor have you ever tried not being so Australian? I mean just stop choosing to be that way.... Next question!

MTS: *flings bottles of Mtn. Dew in the air* La, la la, la la, freeeeee sodaaaa! :awesome:

Bradios: Um... DJ Jizzy LG. I wanna get some action, but I'm a cyborg with a metallic PENIS. How do I get into the deep abyss of a person without hurting their insides?

SG2: @MTS: Good, now go distribute that soda by driving around naked in the Intern Van. @Bradios: DJ Jizzy LG is going to put me back in the box when he comes back for speaking out of line, but as far my opinion goes...ditch that metal dick and go hydraulic. It's all the rage these days.

LG: *Puts SG2 in a crate (which is a manly box)* Caller bradios it doesn't matter that you're metal hell we've all put weird things in our nether regions. But seriously it might hurt and you might kill someone but that may be out of boredom. You need to set off fireworks with your ding! But if you don't wanna kill someone i suggest you grease up the old rod then put it in the engine. Next caller!

MTS: *turns on intern van, removes clothing, drives down busy highway, causes massive wreck due to her hypnotic boobs* Laa, la laa, la laa, freeeeee sodaaaaaaaaa! :awesome:

SG2: While our intern is out causing caraaaaaazy havoc *slide whistle* It's time for us to go to a commercial break!!

No new posts between May and August – however, according to The Trashy Talk Show Thread, MTS had been fired from her intern position in IRC and ended up going crazy and trying to kill LG. She was then hired by the opportunistic xL instead, so to retaliate LG hired Hamel to take MTS’ place. And then…

SG2: ...aaaand we're back from that multi-month commercial break!!

Tim: *phones in* Your commercials seem to contain traces of hypnotism ._. Do you have any comment on this?

MTS: I WILL NEVER BE FIRED!!!!1!!!1!!  FREEEEE SOOODDAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

LG: I want her back as the intern! MTS is hired

MTS: My allegiance now lies with xL. He treats me much better than you EVER DID. YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET ME GO. XD *clings to xL*

Hamel: Wait O.o what about me?? I thought I was hired for intern? D; are you saying your firing me LG?? I THOUGHT WE'D MAKE A GOOD TEAM!!

Tim: I shouldn't know were that .gif came from ._. * accidentally short circuits the generator and tries to slink out whistling*

SG2:

My allegiance now lies with xL. He treats me much better than you EVER DID.MTS
Wait, XL has his own radio show too?! O_O

Bradios: LG and xL are probably at war against each others radio station. When news broke out of this MTS jumped ship for reason of a higher pay. ...or at least that's what I've heard from my informant drones

The thread died once again, until May of 2012 when…

MTS: *erra erra* YO IGNO THIS IS MTS, the caarraaaazaaaay-ass intern of LG back to revive this radio thread! HEEHEEEEEE!

SG2: Caraaaazy MTS, l-l-long time no see!! *plays wacky slide rule SFX* So, whatever happened with you and XL's radio show? We lost touch after that. :( *plays SFX of a baby crying*

MTS: Well for starters: xL and I are still on the air, just taking a brief hiatus after we had an infestation of Brad's drones. We have to re build our facility before we can continue our WAR against LG and his sweat shop of a radio station! D:

SG2: ...BUT HE TOLD ME HE GOT RID OF ALL THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS HE HAD WORKING BACKSTAGE!! D:

Bradios:

Well for starters: xL and I are still on the air, just taking a brief hiatus after we had an infestation of Brad’s drones.MTS
So THAT's why I'm on a shortage of drones as of late! If you've disposed of them, could you please send their scrap metal remains back to me so I can use them for future projects?

SG2: And let you use it to construct your own rival radio station?! I THINK NOT. *sneaks into MTS' station and steals the metal*