COOKIES

Karma: So I went downtown today to get some supplies for my classes and whatnot. And lo and behold, what is being sold outside SEVERAL of the stores I go to, than Girlscout Cookies. I never was a girlscout myself but I figure hey, they're good cookies so WTF I'll help out the poor little kids. So I buy two boxes of cookies. NOW I CANNOT STOP EATING THEM HALP

Moose: Haha, I know what you mean. Some lady's daughter at work is selling them, so she (mother) came around and was asking the employees if we wanted any cookies. I ordered like, 5 boxes That is what? $17.50? I got thin mints and Sa'mores. Yummyyyy.

Karma: It's those thinmints that I'm currently addicted to and can't stop eating...

Moose: Those are the one I know I am going to have a massive heart attack over So delicious I want my cookies to come in nowwwwwww.

Fenix: Personally my favorite is the Thanks-a-lots, they're awesome plain and also great with coffee. The carmel delights are good to, I just love the coconut.

Karma: The Caramel Delites are also slightly chewy, just enough to be interesting without turning into rubber. AND THEY TASTE FANTASTIC

Moose: Mmmm....Caramel Delights. I know it is for a good cause/fundraising and all, but I want these cookies year round

Karma: It's actually spelled "DeLite" oddly enough. *staring at box*

SG2: It used to be spelled 'Sa'Mores' or some such thing before the Girlscout Cookie company was bought out and they changed the names and, also, slightly, the recipies of all the cookies. The original Sa'Mores tasted sooooo much better than the new 'Caramel DeLites' (even though they're still good) and they also got rid of a lot of the good flavors...like I forget what they were called, but they used to have these chocolate-peanutbutter ones that got cancelled.

Karma: Seeing as I loathe peanut butter and chocolate mixed, I guess I don't miss that one so much.

SG2: I like it, and I liked those. Also I love that I am in your sig now over the cookie discussion we just had on AIM

Katie: You know what's good? Oreo Cakesters. I guess they're not technically cookies, but they have the word oreo in them...they look just like oreos, except they're more cake than cookie...but they're sooo good.

SG2: DAMMIT KATIE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! YOU MENTIONED CAKESTERS IN KARMA'S THREAD!! IF SHE FINDS OUT YOU *HAVE* SAID CAKESTERS, LOOKS DOWN AT HER FINISHED BOX OF THIN MINTS AND REALIZES IT'S EMPTY, SHE'S GOING TO COME AFTER YOU FIRST, THEN THE REST OF THE BOARD MEMBERS, AND THEN, THE WORLD!! YOU'VE STARTED THE (next) IGNO APOCALYPSE!!

Katie: ... CAKESTERS!!!! WOOOO!

Mr. Bones: shortbread are awesome they go amazingly with hot chocolate. and nila wafers too. shortbread cookies and nila wafers go amazingly together. and im so high.

Reese: No cookies for me... *sad face*

Moose: *gives Russell cookies* WHOOOOOOOOO. I made cookies last night, and let me say: fresh baked chocolate chip cookies = orgasm in mouth.

Aibou: Some girl in our dorm is trying to help her sister sell her cookies and came to our room. I ordered like, four boxes. Muwahahha. ...I like the ones that come in the purple box... and thin mints... and the ones that come in the yellow box...

Reese: YAY COOKIES!

Karma: CAKESTERS OMG YES THEY ARE AMAZING. I had some of those over vacation and just...ooooh sooo yummy....*gleegleeglee* You get awesome points for being awesome and liking OREO CAKESTERS. Aibou, the ones that come in the purple box are the Caramel DeLites. My favorites.

SG2: Guys, don't you see what's happening?! The cookies are trying to control us!! DON'T FALL FOR THEIR TRAP!! HIT THE FLOOR!! *gets out flamethrower*

Cumtastic: the Thanks-a-lots used to be called Shortbread *dons girl scout uniform*

SG2: I actually used to be a Brownie, when I was little. I don't remember if I made it to the regular girl scouts before I quit.

Reese: I was gonna say something, but chainsaws hurt, so I didn't.

Crisis: Venture Scouting, a branch of the Boy Scouts of America, is a co-educational group. I found this out in New Mexico. It's Scouting, boyish thanks to it's parent's name, and also got girls. Best of both worlds.

Karma: Never was a girlscout myself. Never got volunteered to do a damn thing actually.

Cumtastic: I was a girl scout... but I was in it for the cookies.

Karma: I'd probably prefer the boyscout activities more, honestly, but due to biological differences I'm apparently not allowed to join that group. *huff* So I guess I'll just join Other Alex's group that allows both genders to enter. Whoo. (or would have anyway)

SG2: I know the feeling

Fenix: I was a boyscout, I've been liscenced to legally buy and carry knives in public since I was 10.... I quit before we got to guns though, that's at 15-16 I think.

Karma: Because letting teenagers in their first life crisis carry weaponry is a totally smart move.

Fenix: Well, the idea is that boy-scouts have strict proper training, are the most well adjusted of others their own age, and there's that code that the boy-scouts are supposed to live by...

Crisis: Russell is reading a little too much into the whole gun knife thing. Mostly, it's a system that shows you've developed the maturity required to use sharp objects (knives, axes, hatchets, saws, etc) safely and know how to properly prepare an area for a camp fire (making the fire pit, cleaning out the pine needles, know what size wood to add when and what won't burn well). Guns, however, are strictly prohibited to only designated ranges, where they are stored, with ammo, in gun lockers and a locked shed far from anyone else. Ditto goes with bows, but they're locked in a shed instead. Carrying a gun on your person is something that the BSA is incapable of letting you do, as you need state licences that your local PD aren't too thrilled to give out, but have too if you complete the critia to get one.

SG2: ...I want a crossbow license.

Cumtastic: uh... I have a rifle.. and a bow and arrow... the bow is pretty cool.. Also, my cousins were in Boy Scouts and their mom was the troop leader... and I got to tag along.. I remember specifically showing them how to use a hatchet and and Compus... I spelled that wrong.. oh well.. they pretty much sucked... also.. horrible aim.. They couldn't hit an elephant in a circus much less a target... or an animal.

SG2: I have terrible aim. ...I probably should work on that considering the interest I expressed in a crossbow license.

Lemmy: Presenting the LYRE CROSSBOW, for the poet warrior. *fires off arrows in a sequence as such that the bowstrings play a lyre version of Lost Complex*

SG2: ...WTF. I can barely play Shining Collection on the keyboard.

Karma: Shining Collection is faster though isn't it? (SPEAKING OF I need it again; I seem to have lost it )

SG2: Now you have it again, yayz Anyways it is faster, but I'm playing it on a keyboard...and he's describing playing an only-slightly-slower song on...a bow string... ...so yeah...

Karma: True, might be difficult.... Though aren't there similar instruments?

Crisis: My dad is expressing a desire to renew his gun lisence, and get a red dot reflex sight for his .357 magnum.

Fenix: I think crossbows are illegal in Mass. My brother has a bow though, and an airsoft pistol, and as soon as I get the requsite 3 letters of recommendation and fill out all the paperwork I can inherit a hella tight Shotty. So there bitches!

Karma: I used to use hunting bows. Not actually for HUNTING but my friend Amber's dad used to go hunting all the time and he taught me how to use one. I was getting pretty good too...and then we moved. >>

Aibou: I HAS GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cumtastic: Aibou... may I have.... cookie?

Karma: *munches cookies*

Moose: I just got mine today Two boxes of Sa'mores and 3 boxes of Tagalongs

Karma: What were the Tagalongs again?

Moose: They are the peanut butter ones

Aibou: I HAS GIRLSCOUT COOKIES. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ...wait, I said that already. ... I HAS THREE BOXES OF GIRLSCOUT COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSSS! *throws a box at CT*

Lemmy: Damn, a whole box? Aibou's in a @#$% generous mood today. I NOTICE THAT THE REST OF US ARE *WITHOUT* COOKIES, AIBOU.

Cumtastic: *loves Aibou* YAY! cookies.. Lemmy.. you can't get stabbed and get cookies.. you get love in only one way.. I get cookies.. you get stabbed.

Aibou: BEG FOR THEM, MIND SLAVE!

Crisis: *takes out massive chainsaw sword attachment for mech* Want a full frontal lobotomy for him?

Karma: Isn't that a chainsword then? Also DO IT.

Crisis: yes, but so few people are familar with that name. It's more of a chain fist though, as it's mounted to my hand. Lemmy, hold still. *engages teeth and disruptor field* This wont hurt...

Mr. Bones: i can has cookies nao plox??? im begging *makes puppy dog eyes*

Crisis: *rams chainfist through john's chest* I know it wasn't what i was supposed to do, but it felt good. Nothing makes me want to hit people like the puppy dog face.

Mr. Bones: i can has cookies nao??? plox *fixes stab wound*

Crisis: I have to give you credit. You can fix a wound that has basicly cut you clean in to.

Mr. Bones: thats what the boy scouts taught me.

Cumtastic: My God... I had to read that like 6 time to get that "to" was actually "two" *gives props and kudos*

Mr. Bones: hahahaha i just noticed that. *finds cookies and eats them*

Cumtastic: :slap: not my cookies

Mr. Bones: nope not your cookies. random cookies i found on the ground

Cumtastic: OOOoo k

Mr. Bones: trade you bananas for some of your cookies

Cumtastic: hhhmmm were they on the ground... or was something disturbing done to them?

Mr. Bones: no not ground bananas or disturbing bananas, ordinary bananas

Cumtastic: ok.. 2 bananas per cookie.

Mr. Bones: *gives 2 bunches of bananas* yay cookies. your the banana expert how many bananas are in a bunch??? i have a tree

Cumtastic: typically 10 in a grocrey store bunch... and there are usually about 7 bunches in a tree bunch.... and I have a tree too... *shakes cookie tree, cookies fall* there you go... your payments

Aibou: ... ...I WANT A COOKIE TREE.

Cumtastic: *protects with life sheild* No.

Mr. Bones: mmmmmm cookies. much better than floor cookies

Cumtastic: and their freasher too.

Reese: What about their freasher?

Cumtastic: don't jack my freasher word. you're just just jealous that it's freasher than your's.

Aibou: Operation COOKIETREE.

Cumtastic: *comands* die aibou.

Mr. Bones: i wonder what would happen if we crossbread the banana tree with the cookie tree???

Cumtastic: Omg.. you read my fricken mind... cookie-bananas? or banana-cookies?

Mr. Bones: cookies in banana peels. that would be awesome. can we do it???

Cumtastic: I think we might be able to by crossing the right chromosomes

Mr. Bones: lets do it. so where do we start???

Cumtastic: We need to wait until the trees bloom then cross pollinate

Mr. Bones: awwwww i dont wanna wait. we should just put the trees next to eachother so that seeds form. then we get lots of seeds and cookiebananas.

Lemmy: Indeed. Wait what?

Mr. Bones: i have a banana tree. mae has a cookie tree. we are going to crossbread them to make a cookie banana tree. hopefully the cookies will have a banana peel.

Cumtastic: whatevs. you can move YOUR tree if you like.. but mine has force feild.

Crisis: *deploys 2 drone swarms to protect the tree* any and all attempts to disable to forefield will end very messily.

Cumtastic: w00t-ness. Cumtasic Loves Crisis....

Mr. Bones: but thats the easiest way to cross pollenate. put 2 plants next to eachother so that the branches touch. and the male and female parts of each tree naturally cross pollenate and make seeds that are a hybrid.

Crisis: ...Thats a damn good way to kill off one of the trees. Cross polination requires honey bees to carry pollen from 1 tree to the other. with out the bees, there is no reason for the sticky pollen to leave the flower in the first place. And besides, everyone knows that cookie tree blossoms are covered in celiphane warpers to protect the developing cookies from mosture, and to premote freshness. Cross breeding cookies with banannas needs the help of genetic enginnering.

SG2: WHAT THE *FUCK*DID I MISS IN THE 3 DAYS I WAS TOO BUSY TO POST Anyways, I like Other Alex' notion of a chainsaw sword. I am hereby adding it to my arsenal.

Aibou: o,o We can use chainsaw swords to cut the banana cookies.

Cumtastic: oh oh.. just whatever you do do not cut down the bananacookie tree... that would be bad... and the cookie tree took alot of engineering too... so just be careful.. *engineers cookie/banana tree as to not use celephane*

SG2: If it comes with a side of Kuel, I'll buy a box of bananatree cookies. *waves cash*

Mr. Bones: yay. harvests banana cookie tree seeds *gives half to CT* and btw the way i mentioned is how you cross pollenate in a controlled environment. pot growers do it all the time. they will combine different strains and species of the cannibus genus to make hybrids. i live in a suite with someone who grows pot. what i mentioned is basic botany.

SG2: This thread is about cookies. Not pot. Not important. Cookies. Nao. *chops down tree*