Condoms

Angel: So, everybody. Now to the discussion of condoms. YAY.

SG2: This...was a bad idea...>_< WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO MY ONCE RESPECTABLE FORUM?! *cries*

Masson26: it never existed

Angel: Are you saying condoms aren't respectable?

SG2: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie: Goats>Condoms GOAT-SHAPED CONDOMS!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

SG2: She was talking about this in the hallway today...*shudder* And she said something about tying a condom to a goat's...er...well, ask Angela, she heard it too, and so did Andrew. We all seem to congregate in the halls during 10 minute break these days. All we need is Corey (who usually runs by us and tries to not stop to talk/not get beaten by Andrew ) and Karma and the group from [high school] should pretty much all be there...unless I'm forgetting anyone...am I forgetting anyone?
Katie: LOL, no, I said I was going to tie the topic of goats into the topic of condoms...like GOAT-SHAPED CONDOMS!! although, good idea, let's go buy some goats and tie condoms on their...uhhh...ears? or their tongues!

SG2: No, I know what I heard, Katie. You know that's not the thing you want to tie them to...*shudder* *stabs Katie*

ville: Alex, can you change Tim's icon to a Yankees Suck icon? The logo there is burning my eyes and I am getting mood swings andhot flashes. Pleese! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!

SG2: Well, Andrew, I would, but that would take away Tim's free will. A woman has the right to choose, and all. And I am not a nazi. *nods*

Angel: Oh, my god. That is.. totally.. NOT TRUE!!! CONDOMS ARE VERY RESPECTABLE!!

Sage: condoms are smart and RESPECTABLE so most accdents don't happen

SG2: Dammit, the ONE time Saj makes sense and it has to be against me!!!!!!!!

Silver: I'd just like to say that I respect condoms. And goats. *nods*

SG2: And what about goat condoms? Oh God, Katie was talking about goat condoms in the hall today at 1o minute break. Not only that but she was shouting loudly "I love goat condoms" and trying to get people to hear it. It didn't draw anyone's attention. Then Tim showed up. I told him to watch out or Katie would go after his goats. Um, the end.

Angel: There you go. Condoms are indeed respectable

Sage: if you don't ware condoms you are a retard but if you don't then just get a blowjob
SG2:

Corey: I use condoms

SG2: Yeah, as if you've ever been in a situation where you would need them.

Silver: That's what I like to call a BURN!

ville: *Douses Corey with gas and lights him on fire* Super burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: *bows for applause as roses are thrown at feet* Yes, thank you, thank you. I am the master...of burning Corey.

Cumtastic: I like the purple grape flavored ones

SG2:

Sage: good for you

SG2:
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Silver: LOL They have flaveored ones? Weird...I heard somewhere that they have textured ones too. Who comes up with this stuff?

SG2: Perverts, Angela. Dirty, disgusting perverts. I mean, think about it, the only reason you'd be tasting a condom would be if you were--- ... *backs away slowly and runs for life*

IcePrincess: There are lost of flavoured ones around, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry ect, just like lubs, though most lubs just have a warming agent in them. What is wrong with them being flavoured? Some people would rather give oral with protection on for their own reasons. I dont think flavoured is a bad thing, its just like them being ribbed or glow in the dark.

SG2:

Sage: nice iceprincess

IcePrincess: what? it was nice wasnt it? poor Angel is sick...

Sage: the condoms flaver not the sick part even thow i could laght at it if a chose too

IcePrinces: Lifes no fun if you dont laugh...I didnt really say anything that was gross well i dont think so, I just stated what I know and have been told by others

SG2: YOU ARE ALL MENTALLY DERANGED!!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO MY WEBSITE?! *storms off in a fit of rage, shattering any and all lampposts in the way*

Sage: did you just figure that out i mean come on i made that thread of about me insane but in control.

IcePrincess: I honestly dont see what is so wrong with what i said, but then most of my friends are grown up so they dont really have a problem with it.

Sage: i don'r care ether i have older and younger friend most of them can get dates but o can't now i need too relise my rage ( goes find a bad guy and beat the S#@! out of him)

IcePrincess: go the random acts of violence on random people.

Sage: i like to see evil people suffer not the insece even thow i my snicker at it that just my evil side and it's keeps it under control. but evil people should pay by my hand and any of my allies and friends becouse the only evil in the world should be me becouse i am in two parts the true pure and the un pure so thinks of it as two oppsite wholes in one body.

IcePrincess: umm what? im sorry i dont quite get what you mean. are you saying you are the ultimate evil?

Sage: i should be the only evil in the world no one would live in my mind if thay see the world like i do but that just one ide the other is all happy

IcePrincess: Riiiiiight.... *backs away slowly*

Sage: i have no reson to destory you or make you suffer. beside you seem cool besides have people aroud can be fun.

IcePrincess: things arent always what they seem you know. you know something you remind me of hiei, well the way you talk, if you are short ill have to laugh. though im not one to talk im only 5'3

SG2: Actually he does kinda remind me of a real-life Hiei...

Katie: Personally, I like the goat-flavored condoms.

SG2: *spits out juice* OK, seriously, this is what this conversation/running joke has evolved into. During 10 minute break today Katie went past the usual "I love goat condoms" bit into "I love goat FLAVORED condoms"...and sufficiently creeped us all out (well, mostly me, Andrew and Angela seemed to be oddly unsurprised...guess I shouldn't be so surprised myself at this point, KATIE IS A GOAT-MOLESTING PERVERT!!!!! ). Yeah...it's a sad, SAD day when all you and your friends seem to talk about during your 10 minute break on the way to your next classes are GOAT-FLAVORED CONDOMS.

IcePrincess: goat flavoured condoms!!! thankyou very much i have to mop my floor coz you made spill my coffee... Is he really like him, that is so cool, i shall buy him a sword then, just have to find a decent one.

SG2: Ooooh, Sajid with a sword, could be dangerous... Maybe more than ME with a sword...hm, maybe not THAT much, but...me AND Sajid? BOTH with swords?!! SHOCK HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, IP, thank yourself that you weren't there with us when she came UP with goat-flavored condoms. It was a lot more disturbing in real life, because everyone who stopped and stared when she said it made US look crazy for being FRIENDS with her...

IcePrincess: LOL that would have been so funny, i could see ash/Angel doing something like that it would be brilliant! I love embarrassing people my friends use to some really strange stuff like go into this nature walk in south bank (ash will know where i am talking about) and shake the bushes and sing in the jungle at the couples. though that is one of the mildest things they have done.

SG2: Yeah, I could totally see Angel doing that. Angel meeting Katie...man, talk about dangerous...*shudder*

IcePrincess: lol thats it im flying you guys to aussie land buying you and SageofYuri/Yaoi swords then getting Angel and kgscoobyfreak to go freak random people out. that would be most amusing i think.

SG2: We've talked about getting all of us together. Only it would be for the US, probably, since most of us live in the
states-Hell, most of us live in MASS and are from my school, so we'd either get you all out here or to California (Mae, Brad, and Yon-Khu). We call it "The IGNO Conference" when we talk about it. It was all Andrew's idea, to begin with. *sigh* We DO need to meet up in real life...I want to make the IGNO Conference a REALITY!!!!!!! *determined*

IcePrincess: Maybe you will one day(when ash is out of school of course)...if i have enough money i could fly ash and myself out to see you's...or just ash whichever. ummm whos andrew?

SG2: Heh, here's the breakdown. ville=Andrew silver-dagger-113=Angela kgscoobyfreak=Katie Cumtastic=Mae masson26=Tim coreyfeeley22688=Corey (uh, DUH XD) SageofYuri/Yaoi=Sajid I think that covers all of us who are reffered to on first-name basis. Oh, and me, most everyone calls me SG2, but Andrew calls me my real name, so ya. Aaanyways, yes, someday...*sniff*

ville: The glow in the dark ones are fun to throw at people at night! On a random note, the Tool album I am listening to is advertised on the bottom banner of the site. Yay!

IcePrincess: I will have to remember that, it sounds like it might be fun but ill do it somewhere where i can hide i dont like the idea of some random loser coming after me for it.

Angel: Okay, I leave for like 2 days (fucking migraine), and everything goes totally crazy Glad to see my luffley Iceprincess has kept up the incessant talk about condoms for me!! YAY!

IcePrincess: welcome back my love. but of course i did, i also started on lubs...but i dont think that was liked so i didnt go into everything else like hand cuffs, whip,s costumes, feather ticklers and all that. arent you just so proud of me? lol least i can get one thing right huh.

SG2: ......................You know I don't even know why I come to this thread anymore...it was too disturbing for me from the get-go...>_<

IcePrincess: I think its funny as, i love this thread...but yeah im me. Im sorry if i disturb you i scare a lot of people, honestly to me its funny that i can disturb and scare people.

SG2: No, what disturbs me is that your girlfriend started this thread to BEGIN with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IcePrincess: Yeah she rocks doesnt she? *drifts off into daydream*

SG2: That's what she would say... "I just rock." "Heaps." "Gotenny is Kawaii." "Condoms." Yeah, those seem to be her favorite phrases...if there was an AngelGoten talking doll, if you pulled the string, those'd be the things she would say.

IcePrincess: it would also say "well you get that" and "welllll you know " but you's might not have gotten that last one said to you.

)v(ajin: Oh my word! That is soooo true!! Man, I laughed so hard at that!

SG2: Yeah, but I know I'm forgetting one, and it's something so obvious because she always says it, and it's driving me CRAZY cuz I can't THINK of it, DAMMIT!!!!!

IcePrincess: Ummm the only other things that she says a lot that i can think of is. "Im special" or "poppet" oh and she agrues who like/loves things more.

Angel: Wouldn't that just be a GREAT talking doll? I can't help saying those.. SHHHH Shhhhh you. I'm special and poppet, as IP said. There there poppet

IcePrincess: You are just too cute!!!

Angel: YAY I'm cute

IcePrincess: But of course you are how could you doubt that?

Angel: According to a lot of people on this site, I don't doubt that at all CONDOMS!! My and Mindys friend Jerry bought condoms today and blew them up. It is so fun doing that

IcePrincess: Go Jerry, she brilliant...remember the bondage ducky???

Angel: She got that off BnT..

IcePrincess: Nah it was from adultshop.com...Bras and things has the costumes and feather ticklers.

Angel: Meh, same diff

IcePrincess: Basically but there is some differences...but yeah we wont go into that.

Angel: Okie dokie.. CONDOMS!!! There are vibrating condoms... hmmmm ..

IcePrincess: Wow do they? i know there is that pleasuring thing

Angel: Apparently they are good.

IcePrincess: yeah for the chick and the guy well thats what it says anyway

Angel: Course it's going to be good for the chick and the guy

IcePrincess: Yeah though if you need that it doesnt say much for the partner does it? though i guess they are fun.

Angel: It would be a lot of fun. Just like the ice condom

IcePrincess: Damn guys get all the cool things/toys.

Angel: I know.. it's so unfair

Sage: true but most of us is the scum of the world and sick minded and perveted

IcePrincess: Well i guess, but some guys are alright, my ex was a nice guy.

SG2: Dear God, this thread has achieved a new record-it has pushed itself to an entire page of conversation, on which not ONE of the posts belonged to me. SHOCK HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...But...looking at what that conversation ENTAILED, I can safely say I am GLAD I was not a part of it...

Angel: Well, it was fun talking about condoms

Sage: condams are fun to put fireworks in them they can fly. i said most guys not all so yea they are alright.

Katie: HEAVENLY GOAT-FLAVORED CONDOMS!

Sage: blood flaver condams if thay had it and if i was gay then i wouild want that one but then i would chose sugrer flaver

IcePrincess: Yeah i know i was agreeing with you... They fly? That's it Im going to steal some of my lil sis' condoms... Blood flavoured,
hmmm nah i dont think thatd be very popular, but then you never know. Would you buy them my love? Strawberry and cream flavoured...

Angel: No, not blood flavoured. I may like biting, but I'm not a vampire. Strawberry and cream..

IcePrincess: LOL i was just teasing bout the last time i stay at your house...bout my lip. remember? Hmmmm malt flavoured would be good too.

Angel: Yeah, I remember that xD Imagine chicken flavoured condoms o_O

IcePrincess: Hmmm yeah maybe...lets seee... lets think of a bunch of flavours. mushroom, mint, potato....ummm...pepper, fish...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm i dont know my brains slowly shutting down for the night...

Angel: Vodka flavoured condoms. Actually, I'd prefer kahlua with milk flavoured condoms. THAT would be soo nice

IcePrincess: Baileys flavoured....oh oh oh sacred hill chardonnay flavoured mmmmm yummmm or bundy rum flavoured....

Angel: Kahlua with milk flavoured would be best

IcePrincess: Nahhhh, lol how about bbq chip flavoured? or pizza flavoured?

)v(ajin: Wait. I've got a great idea. What about (now think about this, this has potential) a coffee flavoured condom?

SG2: Oh dear God...my head...my brain...my mind...my innocence...It has all been violated by this evil, evil thread...

IcePrincess: OMG that is a brilliant idea....thatd just rock. Bwahahahaha join us in this evilness its fun...plus you know you love it!

Sage: wate i know female condoms i could use that but do thay have flaver one i don't know how about you?

IcePrincess: Nah they dont flavour them as far as I know, ummm they arent as popular as male condoms so they probably dont have as big of a demand for them. But if you really wanted you could look into it, coz really other then how popular they are i cant see why they wouldnt really flavour them, hmm.gif Youve got me curious about this now...I shall get back to you on this one I will ask one of my friends who will most likely know, but right now its a bit late to call her. So darling lovely ppls what flavoured would you have if you had flavoured fem connies?

Sage: you can blam sex ed for that. thay are huge it like you can put a brick in ans use it a a mella weopon

IcePrincess: LOL i know what you mean sorta i was like wtf is that when i was in school and they shown us them. ummm what is an mella weapon? yes im having a blonde moment...though it is late so im going to blame it on that.

Sage: an handed weopon like an axe.

IcePrincess: Oh...duh amanda

Sage: that ok it good to be hard headed somtime so youe head bunp attack will hurt them and not you.

IcePrincess: True though i have never head butted someone well other then my lil sis...slapped heaps of people and stabed some in biology with my pen but thats bout it...

Sage: i wish i could do that to my bro when he hoge stuff but the sound of shatterd galss is music yo my ears.

IcePrincess: LMAO i only did it once and i got grounded for a month...damn sis complaining to my renals

Sage: ya it's like thay deserv it and i get grounded becouse i can't countrol it for a second but i guess thay do it so you don't become a killer.

IcePrincess: true my bro only ever pulled his pocket knife on me once hehehehehe he got grounded for 4 months

Sage: nice but that a little to far and you didnt do much you don't attack girls unless thay attack you first thats a lesson for men

IcePrincess: lol dont get me wrong im not so innocent i was provoking him, i can be a right royal biatch when i want to be even when i was 10 i could be

Sage: nice but he should done what shinji did choke the bitch but that assult so the knif works hear

Katie: HAPPY CONDOM APPRECIATION DAY EVERYONE! So go hug all your condoms and tell them how much you appreciate them!

SG2: This would have scared me if I had not seen it coming in advance...once again, it is not fun spending time with Katie in the hallway, especially during days when Angela is not in school...leaving me alone with these nutjobs...

IcePrincess: LMAO i shall go hand all my sisters out in the local shops, that way ill spread the appreciation and use of condoms and annoy my sis at the same time.

Angel: YAY!!!!!!!!! CONDOM APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But there isn't enough time to tell each and every one of my condoms that I appreciate them...

IcePrincess: My love why do you have so many condoms? its not like you are dating a guy and need them.

Angel: Haha. I like condoms.

IcePrincess: hey my beautiful angel do you know anything bout fem connies? me and SageofYuri/Yaoi were talking about them last night and i wasnt able to find out if they are flavoured or anything from the bnt site or adultshop.com...and ree ree isnt answering me so yeah...

Sage: well at leat she be prepared but i would carry an weopon just in case ( pulls out an dagger)

ville: I have this sweet dagger I have had my eye on for a while., I want 80 bucks so I can buy it. I want to get it before Angela finds it and buys it!

Sage: beat up lityle kids and take there money. ( bad idea oh well)

SG2: But yeah, get it before Angela, then you can not only brag about it, but put it to good use and stab Katie (because Angela would never do that )!!!!

Sage: true

SG2: You want to come, Saj? We can stab her together!!

Katie: Not funny.

SG2: Oh, it is so BEYOND funny...

IcePrincess: Getting back to the fem connies they arent flavoured, i just asked my lil sis and yeah they arent how stupid is that?

Angel: Fem connies are retarded looking.

IcePrincess: Hey protection is protection...

Sage: that sucks so it's rubber tasting damn .ya thay are huge.

IcePrincess: Yeah but they work thats the most important thing...

Sage: yes that is true

IcePrincess: yep coz seriously do we need any more people in the world? ppl should just stop breeding.

Sage: well if all the evil people dies that makes alot more room

IcePrincess: Evil people as in?

Sage: not you others like evil people from ww2 i will not get into deatal with this on the site

IcePrincess: oh ok i can understand that

Sage: yes.. humans need to ware an wapper we are over polulated

IcePrincess: yep 7x over its shocking someone should smack some sense into people wanting children....i mean hello there are heaps needing to be adopted

Sage: yes that is true

IcePrincess: lol the best protection in the world is to put the pill between your knees and hold it there....thats what my grandad use to say, he was a funny man.

Sage: yes

IcePrincess: i guess they dont flavour them coz oral is more likely to happen to guys then girls coz yeah....i wont say what i was going to coz there are males on this board....

Sage: funny

IcePrincess: Its true only about 90% of women orgams during hetrosexual sex

Angel: True, true.

Sage: i did not know that

IcePrincess: yeah i have lots of useless info like that.

Sage: no that is pretty useful i like fact like that like Dr.ruff said try diffent sex postions to keep up your relationship and sex life

IcePrincess: well trying different things stops it getting boring and all that, like changing dom and sub roles and all that.

Sage: yes that is true i hate bordome

Katie: I LOVE GOAT CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hadn't said that in awhile

Sage: kill them!!!!!!!!!

IcePrincess: i think i read somewhere in medievil times they made a crude version of a condom made out of goat skins or something. i dont know, i cant really remember it too well.

Sage: thay had comdoms back then? i tought thay were all perverts womenniser and rapist back then not much has change scince that time ( goes kill an evil person)

IcePrincess: ok well maybe not as far back as the medievil times but something like that you know like ages and ages ago...ill try find the book i was reading it in and find out for sure.

Sage: ahh ok then maby colnal times? i don't know kill all evil

Katie: HOOD ICE CREAM BAR FLAVORED CONDOMS!

SG2: *fall* What the Hell is WRONG with you?!

Sage: not much

Silver: I think you mean HOOD ICE CREAM BAR FLAVORED *GOAT* CONDOMS!

Katie: haha even better! MMMM, hood ice cream bar flavored goat condoms!!

SG2: The fact...that...you...used...that...smilie...is...just...I...*eye twitch*

fatcatslim: It wasn't goat skin, it was sheep gut, and it was much later than medieval times

Cumtastic: fun!

IcePrincess: You rock kgscoobyfreak, you are forever making me laugh. goat skin sheep gut same diff, i read it when i was in yr 8 or 9 (1999/2000) so i coudlnt remember really well.

Katie: Awwww, thanks! That made me feel so appreciated lol

IcePrincess: You are, reading some of the stuff you write just makes my day.

Sage: stick m80's in them and stay the way back fun explsions

Katie: awww, you're so nice!! Anyway, on the subject of condoms...I think the best kind would be HOOD ICE CREAM BAR GOAT STRAWBERRY BANANA SMOOTHIE CHOCOLATE YOUR MOM LUCKY BUCKY flavored condoms! Yummy!

IcePrincess: that would be...ummm interesting i guess...

Sage: well that is true but i am not going to say more then that sounds tasty thow but what about blood flored female condams

SG2: DAMMIT KATIE YOUR PRECIOUS CONDOMS WON'T PROTECT YOU FROM THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sage: but it an steal tiamun condam to the chan saw will breake

SG2: *fall* Who in the WORLD has a titanium condom?!

Sage: an vary stong matal like use on varry heaving space equimp

IcePrincess: me

Sage: yes you

SG2: *whacks Saj* I KNOW what titanium IS, I MEANT who would make a CONDOM out of it?! I mean, you wouldn't even FEEL any-You know what? I just remembered why I like to avoid this thread.

Sage: heard of chaim mill its an good meatl and flexable so take that

SG2: ...You know, the fact that you've even THOUGHT about the idea of chainmail condoms is more disturbing than this entire thread. ...OK maybe not...

Sage: well then blam frank archer

IcePrincess: Chainmail connie...hmm dont imagine that would be overly confortable for the girl or the guy, though i guess if yoou were into kinky stuff then itd be alright.

Angel: What the @(&(@*#&@&?!?!?! Titanium condoms????? OOOKKAAYY.. walking away now

IcePrincess: oh but you know you love them!

Angel: Yeah, that's true. Totally. Yep.

IcePrincess: yeah i mean how could you not remember saying you wish i was a guy so we could have one?

Angel: >_____________________________________________________<!!!!!!!!!

IcePrincess: those bloody faces i swear........

SG2: You see what you guys did?! You scared Angel off her own thread!!!!!!!!!!

Sage: what it still about condams till you brought in the chainsaw

SG2: But I believe it was YOU who mentioned the titanium condom-and THAT is what freaked her out, NOT the chainsaw!!!!

Sage: Master shake voice: well i will become and hilander of condams

SG2: You will walk the earth, trying to find condoms, but you won't be able to, because you'll be IMMORTAL!!!!!!!! Won't THAT suck, little man? ...Wait...crap, that quote doesn't work for condoms...

Sage: no realy i did that becouse it only works to my advantage

IcePrincess: that quote works if you want to insult someone majorly.

Sage: well i doing this my way like master shake shake coice: i do what i want, when i want, and how i want it!

Angel: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRR!!

Sage: i see you get it

IcePrincess: no shes just very special.

Sage: ya but i wil go with my respons

Angel: Why am I special?

IcePrincess: because you are, thats part of why i love you.

Angel: If you say so

IcePrincess: as you can see i did say so.

Sage: condoms are funny becouse of what you can do with them blow one up then tie it then go throw ariport scanner and you might be ask to opean your bag

Angel: That would be pretty funny, actually

Sage: well that why

SG2: ...That may be one of the most disturbing things I think I've ever heard.

Sage: so what?

SG2: Just saying.

Sage: ( pull out a box of consomes) ypu know i can kill people with these

SG2: And how would you go about that? The only way I can think of is suffocation...which would be rather unpleasant, with a condom...

Sage: ya that what i ment

Katie: I LOVE GOAT CONDOMS!

SG2: WE KNOW DAMMIT!!!!!!!

Sage: if you like conams that bad her you go!!! ( shuff fo goat condams down his mouth and suffercate gim with more condams. he dies)

Katie: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!?!?!

Sage: your dead yoy talking zombie. ( shoots you in the head) ok he down for now

j1d6t: wat !?

Sage: he's a zombie

Corey: if i had used a condom with tim's mom, tim would have never been born

SG2: ...So you're...Tim's dad? Uh...wow. Just wow.

Corey: too bad i can't get him to come back