Started On: April 10, 2006
Last Post On: May 27, 2006
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Angel: THE GARDEN GNOMES STOLE THE DOLPHIN EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG2: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! *runs off to alert the police*
*runs back frantic* Angel...*huff* *huff* I have...*huff* Bad...*huff* News... The police...the police station...has been taken over... BY THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WANT TO GAIN ENOUGH POWER TO RULE THE WORLD WITH THEIR GLOBAL DOLPHIN-EGG PYRAMID SCHEME!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY WANT TO KILL ME BECAUSE I HEARD THEIR EVIL PLAN!!!!!!!! *looks* Oh God...I think...they followed me...BACK TO THE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel: They're going to steal the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *hides behind SG2*
ville: *Grabs airsoft gun* Let's fucking do this. Ahhhhhhh!!!!! (battle cry)
Corey: mmm, dolphin eggs, SIR REVEREND DR COREY PATRICK FEELEY THE FIRST ESQUIRE loves to eat dolphin eggs
ville: With a side of minced baby!
Corey: mmmmm, baby, the other other white meat
SG2:
*gnomes take the chance to attack* *Andrew fires airsoft at gnomes to no effect* *Corey drops dead for no reason* *everyone panics as the super-powers induced in the gnomes through the dolphin eggs make them indestructable* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Oh, I figured this is as good a place as any to announce perhaps ANOTHER reoccuring/interconnected IGNO joke here. Me and Yon-Khu came up with this on the Trunks x Goten forum, ironically, in a discussion INVOLVING Dolphin Eggs. How shall I say this...? Zombie Zebras Yes. Zombie Zebras. Apparently, in the explanation I pulled out of my ass for this, me and Yon-Khu were having dinner together at a fancy restaraunt-the IGNO Dolphin Egg Restaraunt specifically (let's hope we all didn't forget that
). I noticed the gnomes were trying to poison the food and steal the superpower-giving Dolphin Eggs in the kitchen and I tried to defeat them, but it was too late, as they fed their eggs to Zebras and created an undead super army of ZOMBIE ZEBRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now the gnomes have stolen the Piski Dust AND the Dolphin Eggs, and they have a super army of Zombie Zebras!!!!!!!!!! WILL WE EVER BE FREE OF THE GARDEN GNOME MENACE?! IT SEEMS LIKE ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS DESTROY ALL OF US AT IGNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL I FOR ONE WON'T LET THEM!!!!!!! *grabs chainsaw tightly* Everyone, grab a weapon. We're going down FIGHTING.
Corey: corey becomes un dead, eates little babies then dies
SG2: Corey, you were already dead. But yes, they fed your corpse the Dolphin Eggs and you became undead. OH NO!!!!! COREY IS AN UNDEAD ZOMBIE NOW!!!!!!!! Well, thank God he's not a Zebra, I'm not a fan of animal cruelty... *chainsaws Corey into pieces*

Karma: wtf is going on?
Geeze...I leave for two days and suddenly you guys are armed to the teeth and wailing about zombie zebras, stolen dolphin eggs...gnomes... *sips diet water and watches*
ville: Takes a swig of lighter fluid and a lighter and breathes fire at the gnomes!
SG2: You forgot the aksterikses (I spelled it wrong intentionally since that's pretty much how I PRONOUNCE it
) around your *post* Andrew. Anyways... Andrew, don't attack the GNOMES!!! Take out the Zebras first!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Where is Yon-Khu? This whoe ordeal is (partially) his (but moreso my) fault!!!!!!!!
Cumtastic: Oh. jesus. we are all going to die. *joins Karma with a poisond dolphine egg smootie* *dies*
SG2: Heh, Mae is dead, my work here is done!!!!!!!!!
Cumtastic: *zombie* HAHA!
SG2: AH!!!! CRAP!!!!!! Wait, now I can unleash Andrew on you since you are undead and according to recent poill results he is a necropheiliac, HAH!!!! *Zombie Mae is chased by Andrew* Hah, this pleases me much. *sips diet water*
Angel: How can you have diet water?
Or is that some kind of joke I missed? Sorry, I'm tired and having a total blonde day (sorry to any blondes on the board
)
SG2: Heh, actually it is. It came from the Dolphin Egg joke, it was Karma who said her brother asks for diet water when they go to restaraunts and confuses the waiters.
You can have diet water just as easily as you can have dolphin eggs, my dear Angel.
Also, haha, Corey's blonde
Hehehehe, blondes suck. *is chased*
Karma: *feeling particularly healthy after drinking so much diet water* Dear me, you guys sure get into a lot of trouble, don't you? *watches Andrew chase Mae around, zombie zebra attacks, gnomes, etc.* Such is the life of a regular at IGNO...*sigh*
Angel: Ooh, yeah. I remember that whole joke
Haha, I keep getting told that my natural hair colour looks blonde, and it is AUBURN
I find that insulting.
SG2:
I'm still trying to figure out when the site got this way...it used to be at least STRUCTURED in its insanity, but now...we're just...all over the place, aren't we? I think even during the era of the Gnomes Christmas Story we were at least a LITTLE more...organized... I think I can cleanly blame the way the site is now on Mae and Mae alone. *nods* Think about it. Thiiiiiink abouuuuuuut iiiiiiit...
Angel: *Is thinking about it*
SG2: Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinking aboooooooooooooooooooooooooout iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit........................................ You'll see that I'm right.
Angel: *still thinking about it* 
SG2: *smacks Angel* Dammit, can't you think any FASTER?!
Angel: Course I can. I'm just choosing not to. *still thinking about it* 
SG2: 
Angel: Haha. So cute

SG2: Are you calling my boomerang chainsaws (that explode) CUTE?!
...how'd that goat get in there? 
Angel: Yep. SOOO CUUUTEE
Goat raping.

SG2: *fires an exploding chainsaw out of rocket launcher at Angel* (Karma may get that refference-I stole the "a rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws that explode" from Johnny XTREME on X-Play)
Cumtastic: arg.. what about sheep?
SG2: What about them? They're DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!! Almost as much as goats.
*waits for Katie's enraged reaction*
Cumtastic: I heard the sheeps are planning an attack on the gnomes to steal the eggs..