Started On: May 23, 2011
Last Post On: August 21, 2011
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SG2: EVERYONE STEP RIGHT UP IT'S TIME TO WIN SOME FABULOUS PRIZES ON IGNO THE GAME SHOW!!!!! That's right, it's IGNO the Gameshow, the gameshow where you make the rules and decide the cah-raaaaazy competitions you'll enter, and I will decide whether or not you win!! Step right up and test your luck, you just may win big!!
Hamel: o3o I want prizes!!
SG2: ...well you don't get prizes just for standing around saying you want prizes :/ Run up to the stage and start engaging in nonsensical gameshow competitions!!
CAEJones: Like trying to hurl orange juice into a funnel over a victim's head to fill up a... umm... scalp... with orangey goodness?
Mr. Bones: Alright everyone start fapping, because as you know in ignoland "fapping makes excellent armor" once everyone is fapping ill begin throwing things at you
SG2: Contestants, you have 30 seconds!! Build up your armor as much as you can!!
Reese:
xL: *Walks onstage holding my PENIS* You think these imbeciles can compare to the power behind my mystical PENIS? Preposterous! I will win this game show, no contest!
LG: During the fapping contest i made all of my over 9000 PENISes cum so I built quite the armor.
SG2: Due to sheer amount of PENISes I'd say LG is the winner of this one. *puts LG's points on the board* So with LG in the lead, what's the next competition?
Bradios: Is it too late for a cyborg like me to win some fabulous prizes?
Lemmy: Cyborgs aren't allowed to win. Stop taking contests away from us flesh-and-bloods, you hybrid freaks.
LG: Next contest! Who can hit bradios the hardest!!!! *I beat brad with a chair* WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bradios: Well that was...mildly annoying...
xL: *Grabs SG2 and smashes her into Traitor* I HAVE THE POWER OF THE TIGER TO HIT BRADIOS WITH.
Bradios: How does hitting Traitor with SG2 even come close to hitting me?
SG2: But...you just used me to hit Traitor. Not Bradios. What the fuck. *grabs XL by the legs, spins around a few times, and then hurls him at Bradios*
Lemmy: Violence never solves anything. But it can be amusing to watch, you know...
Mr. Bones: *throws everyone into a bag and all of Traitor's sheep plus a ton of bricks for texture, and slams it into bradios* I believe I win that round
Lemmy: And I believe that I won't have any bones left unbroken by the time the next round starts. o_O
Sammy: YOU FAP FOR PRIZES THATS SO STUPID! YOU GUYS KNOW NOTHING!!!
Bradios: *is barraged by the sack of people, bricks and sheep* ...ow...
Hamel: NEXT ROUND!!! WHO CAN CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE TALLEST TOWER AND SURVIVE?!?!
SG2: it's more fun if the contests are IGNO-related so *scrambles to the top of the newly-built Fenix Towers*
LG: *I climb on top of snoopy's dog house* HAHAHAH SUCK IT!
Mr. Bones: *Climbs on top of SG2*
Hamel: *high torrents of wind hit LG and SG2 with MrBones on top her* You're supposed to fight each other to make it to the top 
SG2: *smacks Hamel* YOUR WIND TORRENT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SEEDS, BITCH!! Also you mentioned nothing about fighting when the contest began. Just surviving. You can't change the rules now!! *uses Hamel as a ladder and climbs further up, now standing on top of Hamel who is standing on top of John in ladder formation*
Tim: *can fly* /win
Hamel: Ack! Sorry ~~; Also the wind is so strong it's like torrents of water hitting you >> Also no Traitor, you have to CLIMB so you lose and are now disqualified.
SG2: *uses Traitor like a jumping platform before he's disqualified and jumps from him to the edge of Bradios' floating island and begins climbing up it*
Mr. Bones: *throws hamel at SG2 to try to get them to fall*