NEW WORLD ORDER

SG2: So tonight in IRC was eventful. In a nutshell...We were trying to brainwash LG, so we instructed MTS to hold him down so we could do the deed. He managed to wriggle away and hide from us, so to lure him out, MTS used her magical tits to cause a huge explosion...unfortunately, it was larger than we anticipated, and the entire world was destroyed. Everyone died except me, MTS, LG, Traitor (we were protected by the boob force field around MTS) and John (because I dare not disobey the Fuhrer he's so powerful that he can survive deadly nuclear explosions). Everyone else died.  So now we need to repopulate, and so...

So despite being super gay LG stepped up to the plate for the sake of the world, like a true hero. Meanwhile, since MTS is magical, her childbirth cycle is going to be super fast...she'll probably give birth tomorrow, and probably to quintuplets or something. Also, she still was pregnant with Bradios' cyborg baby from the fall, because cyborgs take longer to form in the womb due to their complex cybernetic parts...most likely, to make room for the new babies in her womb, it will also be born. We decided that we will use the baby's amazing cyborg powers and technology to have him scour the globe in search of the Dragonballs, most likely with his built-in Dragon Radar...and we can use them to wish all of you who perished back to life. Also, we'll assume these are the variety that give us 3 wishes, so we'll probably spruce up our society a bit as well. So right now, we're channeling the souls of the dead (you guys) using MTS's magical tits to ask for your input...how shall we shape this new world order? We must rebuild IGNOLand completely. We also decided that since Tim was AFK when it happened he doesn't get a say and we don't need to rebuild Australia. Basically we can reshape all the world, between landscape as well as society and rules, and build ourselves... The perfect New World Order!! This is the dawn of a new chapter in IGNOLand history...

MTS: Yes. my children shall be born sometime tomorrow. When mine and LG's offspring are born, they are to be called LeGitiMaTeS. And it is pronounced Leh-jai-teh-might, not lih-gih-tih-miht. LET THE NEW WORLD BEGIN. ...pretty ingenius, yeah? Oh, and I guess I'll need to name mine and Brads baby... Hank?

Bradios: Did I die alongside everybody else? If so, could somebody please help me? Or does this New World Order not include me for some strange reason?

SG2:

Only if he sells propane and propane accessories.

Did you not read the OP the only people who survived were me, LG, MTS, and Traitor...and Fuhrer Bones. But when your love child with MTS is born we will use him to bring you guys back to life. For now we must focus on planning how to build our new society...

MTS:

Yes, in the new world Hank will double as a propane and propane accessories salesman. Now then, shall I conjure up the spririts with my tits to ask them how they'd like to see the new world?

Tim: I'll just get with everyone and make moar  Aussie reproduce like.... sheep? O.o

xL: GIVE ME A CONTINENT OF TOAST, OR GIVE ME DEATH.

SG2: How can we give you death when it has already been established that you are currently dead?

Mr. Bones: i shall donate mein seed to the earth repopulation effort. why wouldnt i want to rule a world of creatures in my image

SG2: Excellent. Since MTS is the only female who survived the explosion, you must breed with her. The line is that way. Of course, being that you didn't die and thus your rank as fuhrer still stands, you may cut to the beginning of the line. Also since we're the only ones that survived the line isn't very long. MTS will be crowned queen of the new society and thus all available males shall donate their seed to her. It'll work out nicely because her gestation period is magically short, so we can repopulate a new society fairly quick, I'd imagine.

Tim: I feel in order to survive in the new world order I may need to make concessions

CAEJones: ... Can.. I be wished back in eternal chibi form? ... Please? *looks for puppydog face emoticon*

SG2: uhhh, sure why not. However, it's going to take more than a sad puppy face to convince us - if we take special requests for you, we'd need to accept them from everyone, wouldn't we? So what exactly do you pledge to us in return? Undying slavery loyalty, for example?

MTS: THE CHILDREN HAVE ARRIVED!

CAEJones: Undying servitude? Sure... sounds totally worth it!  

xL: MTS...that is amazing.

SG2: I don't even know what to make of those drawings...but they are glorious.

LG: Yes this is what me and mts do in our government class

SG2: That's funny since a lot of the oldschool IGNO threads were originally thought up in me and Corey's history class (ex. Tim's Mom IN THE SACK).

MTS: This could be a good reason why I'm not doing to hot in that class.

LG: Also mts and I built Robot2X9er to help repopulate the world.... but then we realized he couldn't so we tossed him out into the wilderness because the only useful thing he can do is poop unicorns... :/

SG2: It's okay, his unicorn poop with fertilize the soil of our new world...with unicorns. And those unicorns will also poop and fertilize our crop fields.

Tim:

HOW IS THAT NOT USEFUL?! Everyone knows unicorns are endangered and an increase in their population could be a good thing!

LG: Well Traitor contrary to popular belief unicorns are good for nothings. They have no meat on them so don't count on getting any food from them. Also you will loan them money and they wont repay you... OH WAIT YES THEY DO.... BY SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOM IN THE SACK!!! ...and mts is afraid of them and we're not going to piss off our breeder :/

SG2: But if they came from ROBOT2X9er's butt then they must be robot unicorns...surely there is use for them in our society.

Tim: Always I want to be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony harmony oh love~

Mr. Bones: We have Green alligators and long necked geese, some humpedy backed camels and some chimpanzees, cats and rats and elephants and as sure as your born. The most beautiful of them all was the unicorn, wait nvm fuck that its narwhals.  Unicorns are just horses that want to be narwhals

SG2: Or are narwhals just the unicorns of the sea, who evolved from the unicorns into a superior creature who could traverse the seas? They're pirate unicorns. Also FUCK YOU Traitor NOW THAT SONG IS IN MY HEAD EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT GAME SINCE IT WAS POPULAR.

Lemmy: Pirate unicorns aren't nearly as dangerous as non-pirate unicorns. Anybody ever hear about the Unicorn Society? Seriously. I know a guy who farms unicorns. I mean, I've never seen them. But he has business cards and everything. I'm so freaking serious... I could get you in touch with him if you're looking for unicorns that you can never be sure you actually have.

Mr. Bones: No narwhals aren't pirate unicorns. As weebl and bob said "like an underwater unicorn they've got a kickass facial horn, they are the jedi of the sea, they stop cthulu eating thee". Yes he said like, a ferrari is like a yugo in many ways but it is also superior in every way. Fuck they stop cthulu, instantly makes them the most badass horned creature ever

Lemmy: But cthulu won't be put down quite that easily. o_O

Sammy: YOU GUYS ARE DUMB!

Tim: Your face is dum! >:[ Also unicorns are valuable creatures used secretly in glue factories

Bradios: hey not only use Horses for glue, but now they are endangering the species of Unicorns by using them for it?! As if I didn't need anymore reasons to hate glue already!

Hamel: Who needs Unicorns. Less magical creatures the better, that means I will be the only one remaining >8D Also, Unicorns are only good for their horns, without them, they'd be regular horses. Now Pegasus... They make good quills for writing

MTS: ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A SHINY LIME GREEN PEGASUS!

xL: Is it LG??

MTS: No, no it is not. Hah. You don't know this person. I'll refer to them as "Shiny"

Bradios: Will we get to see it anytime soon?

MTS: Well, I COULD take a picture of her. But I have a feeling she wouldn't appreciate that very much, lol.

Mr. Bones: Pics or it didn't happen

Bradios: Yes! I want to look at your awesome winged-horse friend!

Tim: Man, I wish I could fly irl. That would be so fucking awesome! 

And here was I hoping to raise awareness for unicorn rights

xL: Exactly what kind of rights are unicorns fighting for?

Bradios: As stated before by Traitor, they're used for glue. So, if that's the case, doesn't that make it Enchanted Glue?

Mr. Bones: Nope just glue. The rests ofs thems is used for cheap dog food or maybe people food if you like horse

SG2: I'm trying to figure out at what point pegasi became equal to unicorns in this thread...though I think Traitor is responsible.

Tim: Uhh, it started with unicorns  Someone else changed it to pegasi 0.0 NOT EVERYTHING IS MY FAULY :< *starts a rebellion*

Mr. Bones: Rebellion you say? OFF WITH HIS HEAD of his PENIS *signals the narwhals*

Bradios: Pardon my ignorance for a second. But isn't it getting repetitive that Traitor is making these rebellions/wars against IGNOLand with clones left and right? Or is it just me?

SG2: Pretty sure it's all just one big rebellion and he's just mentioning it in multiple threads. That, or it's just one big rebellion, and his clones are posting it on multiple threads independent of one another.

Tim: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ME

Mr. Bones: You again *feeds Traitor to the narwhals*