A Rebellion

SG2: So, I was in IRC yesterday, and suddenly LG had me waylaid by PENISes...I dove underground to evade them, and happened upon the lair of Pink, who some of you may remember became the Queen of YDB last summer. It seems she now plots to overthrow the Fuhrer and conquer IGNO as well...I played along to gather information, and now I must share this information with the Fuhrer!!

Domination Plans

[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [03:58:09 pm] <QueenPink> world domination is no longer my dream
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [03:58:36 pm] <QueenPink> i have a much bigger dream now
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [03:58:42 pm] <SG2Tiger>
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [03:58:51 pm] <QueenPink> muhahahaha
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [03:59:23 pm] <SG2Tiger> What is it?
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [03:59:30 pm] <QueenPink> i want one day to add my shade of pink to the rainbow
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [03:59:57 pm] <QueenPink> 2 of the most powerful things together could you imagine that?
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:00:08 pm] <SG2Tiger>
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:00:56 pm] <QueenPink> it’s amazing isnt it
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:01:06 pm] <QueenPink> the thought
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:01:13 pm] <SG2Tiger> My mind can’t handle it
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:01:22 pm] <QueenPink> we could make world peace
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:01:27 pm] <QueenPink> or……something better
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:01:35 pm] <SG2Tiger> O_O;
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:02:19 pm] <QueenPink> the possibilities are endless
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:02:27 pm] <QueenPink> of course you’ll have a seat of power
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:02:40 pm] <SG2Tiger> What of that fool, LG?
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:02:52 pm] <QueenPink> mhmhmhmh
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:03:06 pm] <QueenPink> he’ll make a good pet
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:03:29 pm] <QueenPink> he’s loyal and stupid like a dog
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:04:02 pm] <QueenPink> now you maybe wondering about the fuhrer
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:04:19 pm] <QueenPink> and where he comes into this
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:04:37 pm] <SG2Tiger>
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:05:11 pm] <QueenPink> well when he’s gone for a day i’ll take over
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:05:15 pm] <QueenPink> i’ll leave him so land
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:05:17 pm] <SG2Tiger>
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:05:21 pm] <QueenPink> *some land
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:06:21 pm] <QueenPink> but me and the rainbow would be togehter working for the perfect world
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:06:32 pm] <QueenPink> now can i trust you?
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:06:52 pm] <SG2Tiger>
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:06:52 pm] <QueenPink> to be my second in command?
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:06:56 pm] <SG2Tiger> Y…yes
[Tuesday 29 June 2010] [04:07:23 pm] <QueenPink> good

LORD FUHRER, WHAT SHALL WE DO?

CAEJones: TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! ... Thought you'd want to know...

Mr. Bones: FOOL! I AM OMNIPRESENT. Immediate plan is to take over Australia and send wave after wave of aussies at pink until her defenses are weakened as aussies are expendable. then we shall send in the leprechaun army to further weaken her forces before sending out the diabeetus force to take her once and for all. why waste our own men after all when we have aussies and leprechauns to bear the brunt of the attack. i will remain safe in my secret lair protected by narwhals and dogs. unless you or russell has told her where my lair is. until then you need to tell me when she gets on IRC so i can give her one and only one offer to stop this conspiracy to overthrow my divine right and undermine the rainbow before i consider it an act of war

CAEJones: But but but but but! Does this imply that you have control of the Pepsi-powered, OompaLoompa-maintained fortress? 'Cause... I may have to make another feudal attempt to defeat reality then again and then...

xL: I'm pretty sure The Fuhrer is too powerful for Pink. He has all of IGNO on his side!

SG2: But Pink has all of YDB on her side, which causes some problems when pretty much everyone from YDB is also on IGNO... Obviously, I side with my own board. That bitch isn't taking IGNOLand!!

Mr. Bones: WE WILL HAVE TO MAKE HER BOW DOWN TO MY IRON FIST FLUFFY HUGS!

xL: Well....that may be true..but I'm pretty sure most of us from YDB side with IGNO! Although I'm not sure I trust LG...

Bradios: Having never been on YDB as an official member. I am siding with my loyal IGNO-ites to take down this vile fiend. But xL is right, we can't trust LG for a second now, him being YDB's head admin and all.

Pink: If you're hoping I'm gonna be weakened by those aussie freaks you're just hoping..... THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN DESTROY ME AND NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!! So take this as a warning IGNO enjoy your last few days of freedom, for they wont last long.

Katie:

Hood ice cream bars?! I THINK I KNOW YOUR SECRETS.

Reese:

you mean a futile attempt.... Unless of course you're a medieval lord and you're going to send your knights after reality..... My B movie plot, mine! Copyright me!

Mr. Bones: pink in order to take control of my world you need to know my true weakness as well and thats a state secret that not even SG2 my second in command knows. you'll also need to withstand leprechauns riding narwhals blaring vuvuzelas. I SHALL NEVER LOSE POWER I RULE BY DIVINE RIGHT. THE RAINBOW COMMANDS THAT I RULE THE WORLD. pink as a color is inherently weaker than the powers of pure color undiluted by mixers like white or black. you have never felt the pure power of the visible light spectrum!!!!!!!!!!!

Reese: I know your one true weakness Pink! But I won't tell IGNO for a price.

Mr. Bones: NAME YOUR PRICE HERR REESE! as fuhrer i can make any arrangements for you

LG: Okay I hate to be a buzz kill but I don't wanna be Pink if ya'll wanna continue I'll change the Pink accounts password and give you the account but I have no temptation to be Pink...... Sorry it was fun last year on YDB but it's more of just a YDB thing.... Sorry

SG2: Daww, it's not worth it if someone else does it. I made the thread because after the IRC chat I thought you might be into it. It's okay though, we just need to find someone else to go to war with. *eyes Australia*

CAEJones: Oh, I spelled it that way on purpose. I just don't remember why. *Hires Galactus to eat the internet, since it could probably pass as a planet* ... *Then decides to rethink that strategy... a few minutes too late*

Mr. Bones: ok lg IM STILL GONNA TAKE OVER AUSTRALIA! *SCRAMBLES THE NARWHALS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

CAEJones: *Considers doing something ridiculous just for the sport of it* *Decides that the dangers outway the benefits* *Throws eggs filled with pepsi at the Narwhals anyway* But... I'm not Austrailian...

Mr. Bones: TREASON *arrests CAEJones for treason and an act of war against the Fuhrer* PREPARE FOR YOUR DATE IN THE IGNO COURTROOM

CAEJones: "PREPARE FOR YOUR DATE." ... What has happened to my mind? *Cries* *Considers searching for a lawyer* *Decides against it*

Reese: To the IGNO Courtroom!! Do we need to call Herr Reese to be the judge?

Mr. Bones: yes we do. SG2 can persecute prosecute

SG2: Don't let the good elephant of mandolin get in their way to she madrigal shopping arcade!

Reese: The fuck does that even mean?! Geez, have people seriously not noticed it yet? I figured that if not the colors, the the typos and shit like that would be a dead giveaway...

CAEJones: Oh! Oh ho ho ho ho! You're good... you're very good... but I'm wetter! Wait, no, no I'm not. Definitely, definitely not.

SG2: Does someone need to call PWR? At least someone seems to have noticed it, though.

Bradios: She's busy right now, but I left her a message.

Mr. Bones: she's still chained to my throne. want me to release her?

SG2: Put her on a leash and take her for a walk, at least.

Hamel: Why am I thinking of a Jabba the Hut dressed like the princess?

Mr. Bones: i dont feed her enough for her to get fat

Hamel: Oh? So she's almost sickly thin and dying then?

Mr. Bones: no i feed her exactly what she needs to maintain her current shape and stay healthy with minimal movement

SG2:

Why indeed. I guess that tells us a little something about Hamel, hm?

CAEJones: Are we talking Jabba in a golden bikini?

Hamel: Yes we are, don't ask me why I was thinking it and I don't think it has anything to do with anything >.>;;;;

Mr. Bones: no pwr is dressed in black latex with fishnet stockings

Bradios: So you're saying that she now looks like tim curry from rocky horror?

Hamel: OOhh maybe she'll do the Time Warp for us!!

Bradios: Or maybe sing about how she's a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania

Hamel: Thinking about it, I wonder if she would do the caramelldansen dance.

Bradios: A more obvious question would be: "Would she do it?"

Mr. Bones: i love you guise

Hamel: ?? Wait, don't tell me you're going to start raining down Iron Fists Fluffy Hugs on us are you? >>;;;; Also, I really think she might do it, if she had a webcam. And if she didn't do it, we could always shoot at her feet and make her dance?

Bradios: Wouldn't her feet be bleeding and be unable to perform the dance?

SG2: Trust me, Bradios, if someone is shooting at your feet and telling you to dance, you dance. You don't want them to accidentally miss and shoot you in the head, do you?

Bradios: Of course not! If that happened, how would I be able to build awesome technology?

Hamel: you build awesome technology? What technology do you speak of?

Bradios: EVERYTHING! Jetpacks, Mechs, Mechanical Terminators, Rockets, Weapons, etc, etc.

SG2: Couldn't you just build a replacement head? You're already half-machine. I mean, you'd still lose/damage your human brain, but...

CAEJones: Make it so that it constantly backs up the contents of your brain! So that you'd lose less data!

Mr. Bones: SG2 if he lost his head we'd all say and nothing of value was lost

Hamel: well if he did lose his head I think he'd still be able to function if he's a robot himself.

SG2: Cyborg, not robot. He's still powered by a human brain, which is why I assume he's concerned about losing his head... *eyes Bradios' head menacingly*

Hamel: <,<;;; >,>;;; *throws a cupcaek towards Bradios' head* *whistles and walks away*

Mr. Bones: *replaces cupBUKKAKE with a live grenade shaped like a cupBUKKAKE* *noms on cupBUKKAKE* DELICIOUS!

Bradios: *runs around in a circle like a maniac* awawawawawawawa.... Why are you all suddenly trying to kill me?

Mr. Bones: all i had that was cupBUKKAKE shaped was a grenade

Hamel: All I did was throw a cupcaek at you, I thought SG2 was going to pounce on you to eat it but it looks like the Fuhrer took it instead. I'm glad for my deliciously moist cupcaeks

SG2:

It's a clear sign of how far IGNO has slipped into the gutter when my first reaction to this was 'out of context'.

Bradios: Too many references to PENIS sex has tainted this forum since invision

Reese: INVASION!!!1 What in vaduin!!

Hamel: PENIS BUKKAKE

Mr. Bones: invasion????? you mean when all of you aussies showed up?

SG2: Obviously. Back on Invision Angel was the only Aussie, and she was only conspiring with the gnomes half the time. Nowadays it's like, the fuck man, we have 4 or 5 Aussies here now, how can we ever live without watching our backs?! ...oh wait, I know how. *installs a kangaroo-proof laser grid around the perimeter of Off-Topic* Yup. Each forum on the board is like its own little town. I had a dream about it once that was kinda like that episode of Futurama where they go inside the internet.

xL: But...what about the koalas? That laser grid better be koala proof. Because Traitor loves those.

SG2:

Fix'd. Now I need the technology to install such grids...however...my usual supplier is Bradios, who is himself an Aussie. What to do, what to do... HEY CRISIS!!

xL: I could get you the parts....................but it will cost you.

Reese: Do it with *spreads hands in a 'making a rainbow' gesture* magic.

SG2:

Fix'd.

Bradios:

FORMER aussie, SG2. And yes, I can and will supply my technology to you. I aint gonna be replaced by a guy who hides in a mechanical suit and uses INTERNET EXPLORER of all things. *Gets to work building the technology needed to make the grid*

SG2: ...I hate to say it, but the neutral has a point. *prepares KOK to purchase Bradios' grid in the shop*

Reese: Oooooooh, Crisis, do you need some cream for that burn? Bradios, you jsut earned an awesomeness point.

Bradios: *emerges from his laboratory with various burns on his body* THERE! Your especially made laser grid is now for sale, SG2!

SG2: Mwahahaha, excellent, eeeeeexcellent. *constructs the laser grid to keep safe from Aussies and starts ANOTHER PICNIC*

Mr. Bones: *tries not to ruin this picnic* *sits down and eats a sammich quietly* mmmmmmm delicious deli meats

SG2: *pulls out slices of toasted breadpig bread and loads it up with the meat from bacon-cows* Would anyone like a sammich? There's plenty of cow-bacon and breadpig slices.

xL: HAND IT OVER! ....Please?

MTS: SG2, that sounds slightly nauseating, yet scrumdiddlyumptious. I'll take one peeeeeeease.

SG2: *distributes delicious sammiches*

Pink: *looks around* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD TO GO!!!!! *Uses anti-gravity hair to set fire to the blood country!!!!!!!* HAHAHAHAHAAH TAKE THAT IGNO!

SG2: I guess Pink changed her mind about not attacking IGNOLand...

LG: I think Pink must have gotten into an IGNO mood and decided to post.... OMG WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE WEAKNESS TO HER ANTI-GRAVITY HAIR!

SG2: Whatever happens, the fuhrer fears none.

MTS: WHAT IF PINK TOOK ON THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT. *hides*

LG: Who is the green giant????/ Sounds like someone that is with the gnomes

SG2: This sounds familiar...

MTS:

LG: You think his....PENIS elbow is giant too?

CAEJones: If your PENIS has an elbow, can it ... elbow people? :-/

MTS: I think we've been misunderstanding the male erection. It's just your PENIS sticking out its elbow tring to get your attention.

CAEJones: So it... can, then?

LG: A few of mine can but I have over 9000 PENISes so.....

xL: Well........it works!