Started On: April 22, 2010
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LG: 1. You have gone to the PENIS cave 
Tim: 2. You automatically type KOK half the time as kok. And have got other people using it!
SG2: Guilty, only it’s not an accident (well, it is when I say it to Karma due to habit).
3-You can never look at a garden gnome without thinking whoever owns that house must be evil.
Angel: 4. Dolphin eggs, ’nuff said
ville:: 5. If you still wonder if me and Corey are an item yet!
SG2: Yet? 
6-You hear something about the Land Down Under in the media, and you can’t suppress the urge to shout, 'fuckin’ Aussies'.
Tim: 7. You see sheep and your mind only goes to one thought...
SG2: 8-The sight of bricks or 2x4s makes you nervous.
xL: 9. You’ve gotten exclusive access to the VAGE Cage.
LG: 10. If you have seen a rainbow and thought ALL HAIL THE RAINBOW!
Mr. Bones: 11. if you BOW DOWN TO MY IRON FIST FLUFFY HUGS
Bradios: 12. If you’ve ever died in the doom pit and were brought back to life thanks to my cyborg technology
Mr. Bones: 13 if you have ever died and come back to life out of sheer boredom and disregard of continuity
SG2: 14-If you hear the sound of a chainsaw, and grow fearful that SG2 might be just around the corner...
Bradios: 15- If you’ve ever had the urge to have PENIS sex whenever you look at a man
SG2: 16-If you know the definition of PENIS sex in the first place.
Reese: 17. If hearing Katy Perry’s *spit* new Beach Boys rip-off makes you think of Angel. Because we all know the GC is in Australia, NOT California.
SG2: 18-If hearing Katy Perry’s name makes you wonder how she’s still releasing songs when she’s locked in LG’s basement...
Reese: 19. If you can name at least 3 of the people I’ve held captive in my basement/clost/pocket.
SG2: 20-If you see gratuitous typos when surfing the web and wonder what Russell is doing on [x] website.
Bradios: 21- If you know the Air Temple Creed by heart
Mr. Bones: 22 if bradios, Traitor or angel say something or mention something and you dont know what they’re talking about and you instantly blame their australin backwards land home and upbringing whether it has anything to do with it or not, fuckin aussies
Reese: 23. If you’ve ever asked a convenience store clerk if they carried Goat Condoms.
LG: 24. If when you see a rainbow you are amazed by the epic power it has
SG2: 25-If you make a horrendous typo and think to yourself, ’Dammit Russell!!’
Bradios: 26 - If whenever you try to find a chainsaw you instantly wonder if SG2 has stolen it
SG2: 27-You see a goat farm and wonder if Katie is nearby.
Mr. Bones: 28 you get thirsty for cheese soda
Bradios: 29 - Whenever you cook toast, you instantly fear that XL is near.
SG2: 30-Fuck ceiling cat. When you masturbate, you’re terrified that LG is hiding behind one of his walls, watching... (males only, LG don’t care ’bout no VAGE)
Bradios: 31 - Whenever you see a crow in the sky, you fear that they’ll shit random objects
SG2: 32-You think twice before petting an adorable, fuzzy bunny rabbit.
Reese: 32.1- But not if you have chocolate or shinies to appease their master.
SG2: 33-You go out to a Chinese restaurant for dinner with your cousins and out of boredom start drawing garden gnomes and SG2 tigers on your place mat. When your 8-year old cousins ask you what you’re drawing, you find yourself explaining the nature of IGNOLand and its various denizens in great detail...
Bradios: 34 - Whenever you go to a zoo. You eagarliy approach the tigers just to say "Hey SG2!"
SG2: 34.1-You visit the narwhal exhibit next.
Hamel: (Nothing about my cupcaakes? ;_;)
35. Whenever you see a cupcaakes you want to randomly hide it somewhere. Preferably over there or under that thing.
Mr. Bones: 36. you see a cupBUKAKKE and are willing to fight for it
Hamel: 37: you start looking around your house for cupcaeks
SG2: 38-You’re out doing real-life things all day long, but you can’t help but keep wondering what’s going on with IGNO.
CAEJones: 39 - You’re constantly wondering if random event should be posted in a stickied thread at IGNO.
Bradios: 40 - You’ve wished that IGNOLand was real
Hamel: 41: You just start hating Australia even if you had no real reason to hate it before you stumbled on IGNO
xL: 42: You were privileged to meet Der Fehrer.
EnjoyLov: 43: when the conversation gets off topic
Hamel:
44: You can decipher sentences that you never thought you could before
Mr. Bones: 45. you were smacked by der fuhrer for not knowing how to spell fuhrer
EnjoyLov: 46-you must have been wrong or misunderstood if you got corrected about something.
Bradios: 47 - You think people aren’t awesome until they have awesomeness points
Hamel: 48: You see someone throwing meat at someone and don’t look twice, it’s normal in IGNOland
SG2: 49-If you’ve had a dream where the forum is a physical place you can actually walk around and engage with physically (not the same as IGNOLand).
xL: 50 - You’ve been part of a trashy talk-show
Mr. Bones: 51 I stabbed you for not recognizing or spelling narwhal properly
Bradios: 52 - You participated in WAR WERE DECLARED last year + this year
Hamel: 53: You don’t shop from places that have Gnomes (FYI Hallmark is in cohorts with the Garden Gnomes)
SG2: 54: You introduce your friends to others by their IGNO personas (ex. "this is Bradios, he’s a cyborg").
Mr. Bones: 55. you have attempted and failed at paying for something in bacon
SG2: 55.2-You have found a way to transmute any and every animal, vegetable and mineral into bacon in some way.
MTS: 56- you say the word "Twilight" and everyone goes AWOL.
LG: 57. You wish you had other stuff to put on your toast besides butter
SG2: 58-You go to a sushi restaurant and request a dolphin egg roll.
LG: 59. You know what STD really stands for
SG2: 60-Pictures of dirty teeth at the dentist’s office have you fearing for your life.
MTS: 61- You hear more about PENISes here than you have your entire life, or will in the future for that matter.
LG: 62. If you are now afraid of VAGEs
SG2: 62.2-You fear naked women in general, for if their VAGE doesn’t devour you, they may hypnotize you into slavery with their mind-controlling breasts.
SG2: I WISH TO REVIVE THIS GLORIOUS THREAD
63: On Christmas Day, you wish to turn on the television during your family celebration and watch the annual IGNO Christmas Story TV Special.
LG: 64. If you have ever heard the terms "Gaylian" or "Gaylia"
SG2: 65: If you see a wall and fear it will come to life and attack you.
xL: 66: You are a star in the epic Christmas Stories.
SG2: 67: You know there’s a difference between the Chatbox and the Shoutbox.
LG: 69. If you intentionally skipped the number 68 because you’re a whore from another planet that likes sexy time
SG2: 70: If you’re not the least bit surprised at #69.
xL: 71: You love 69’s.
SG2: I think that just makes you a whore, and doesn’t define that you’re an IGNOer, though 
71: You’re always nervous eating toast for breakfast, for fear that someone may have 'tampered' with it...
LG: 72. If you know the toast isn’t what you should be worried about but in reality it’s the butter that you top it with.
Karma: 73. You never remember anybody’s actual names and just refer to them as their persona names. (I’m looking at you, Bones)
Mr. Bones: guilty as charged I’m not ashamed of it Heather
74. When you find it odd that leaders IRL don’t have German titles
Karma: 75. You find yourself still remembering things like dolphin eggs and the Rainbow even after several years of being on hiatus.
SG2: 76: You can’t meet a person named Tim without assuming they’re either a sheep-loving neutral, or imagining the things you could do with his mom IN THE SACK!!
xL: 77. You know what true friends are.
LG: 78. You have read the words "I’m gay" more times than you ever thought you would.
Reese: 79. Seeing the word ’bukkake’ makes you laugh, not cringe.
Mr. Bones: 80. seeing the word BUKKAKE makes you think of delicious baked goods
PWR: 81. When you see crows and can actually imagine them shitting out 18 Wheelers
LG: 81.2. When you are afraid of crows for this very reason.
SG2: 82: When you’d rather eat waffles than panBUKAKKEs, for fear that the latter could come to life and do horrible things to you...
Edit: 82.2: When you still forget about the bukkake word filter every time you post, but laugh as soon as you see it.
Mr. Bones: 83: when you expect words like PENIS, VAGE and BUKAKKE to flash the colors of the rainbow when written anywhere
PWR: 84. When you forget to post on the forum because you’re too preoccupied by the chatbox
SG2: 84.2: When you forget to post in the chatbox, because you’re too preoccupied by IRC.
Karma: 85. When you’re attempting to use your sternum to give the tagging gun at work some extra force so it actually TAGS things, and all you can think is, "Fuck, this would probably be so much easier with MTS’ hypnotits!"
SG2: 86: One of your concerns for the potential of long-term power loss in a blizzard isn’t the lack of heating, light, or the ability to cook food - but that you won’t be able to come on IGNO.
LG: 87. When you’re in class but instead of paying attention you’re thinking about what LG and Traitor are going to do next in LittleGoTim.
SG2: 88: When you seriously consider the potential for the IGNOVerse Mythos to be legitimate fiction, until you remember all the PENIS sex.
Angel: 89: When you haven’t been on the board for ages, but still mention BEWARE OF THE GARDEN GNOMES and everybody remembers who you are
SG2: 90: When you’ve been here so long that you remember the precursors to what eventually became IGNO - Animes, CAR, and Anime_Revisited.
90.2: You remember the fact that IGNO used to be an anime and fanfiction-oriented board.
xL: 91: You’ve pondered at the idea for what a novel revolving around the IGNO universe would be like.
SG2: 92: The board’s been dead for over 9 months but you still think about it all the time.
MTS: 93. You make a joke irl that only IGNO-ers would get and get the strangest looks ever.
xL: 94. You constantly think of sex jokes IRL but you can’t say them because your IRL friends aren’t IGNO friends.