Do you like apples?

Informer X: I come bearing a message to all of you. It is the one true path to take through life and once you hear this message you too will be enlightened. It is the message of apples! It is true! apples has a meaning for each and everyone of you in your lives. But before i can continue with this glorious calling i must ask you but one question. Do you like apples? (SPEAK! do not be shy! apples bring you a message of love!)

Mr. Bones: apples also oranges. nature's baseballs. and delicious as well

SG2: Informer X do you know That Gods of Death Love Apples? Oh God, now Mae's going to show up and it's going to turn into the whole 'Apple!!' 'Banana!!' 'Apple!!' 'Banana!!' thing... I'm having flashbacks... Also John implied that balls are delicious

Cumtastic: God you know me so well. Banana>Apple>Orange

Reese: I'm sorry but, Peanut Butter > all

Mr. Bones: umm no meat > peanut butter > all also i implied that baseballs are delicious not balls in general.

Informer X: You see, I am a follower of the fruit philosophy, apples and bananas. I am the prince of apples. My mission is to share apples with you so that you may then go and share apples with those who have not heard of this. that way the message of apples is spread, and everyone can experience the joy of apples. but first i must know. Which would you say you prefer, red apples? or green apples?

SG2: Red. Also, to Mae: Goat > Got (Epic obscure IGNO meme)

Cumtastic: green. sour green apples with salt. got>goat... ALWAYS Banana>apple>meat>all Banana Uber Alles

Mr. Bones: im sorry but here i must disagree meat > bananas end of line

Informer X: apples and bananas can never stand in the same group with anything else. they have transcended the boudaries of this reality. they are gods and godesses among fruit! i still need more to answer. this message relys on a single unifying colour. which colour apples would you prefer kind people!

SG2: Yellow. No one ever acknowledges the yellow apples in all their beauteous glory. Imagine the heavily color of bananas and the delicious taste of apples. Truly they are the most superior of all. Also goat > got. But pineapples > apples > bananas.

Reese: I call Rule 34 on Death GodsxApples.

Katie:

ville: Why has nobody mentioned kiwi yet? kiwi>all!!!!!!!! And the bird is damn cute too!

SG2: Okay. Kiwi birds > yellow apples > red apples > Death Gods > bananas > goats > moose > oxen > got. ...but tigers > kiwi birds.

Angel: Kiwi birds are awesome... haha, I'm part kiwi... Go New Zealand

ville: But a pack of carnivorous kiwi birds could totally take on a tiger though!

SG2: Well...how BIG are these kiwi birds? If they were taking on a pack of the equal amount in tigers, size could very well be a factor, here.

ville: No Im talking a pack of kiwis against one tiger.

Informer X: How big is this pack of birds? How many birds are needed before its considered a pack? Wouldn't a group of birds be a flock?

SG2: Flocks have been widely known to travel in packs.

Corey: If they are traveling in packs, that means they are walking, walking is lame. Also, I do not love apples, I mearly enjoy them. I only love one thing: myself. But if u looked like this, how could u love anything else either, hmmmm?

SG2: Not when they're being stealthy. not many people would expect a flock of walking birds, so they travel in packs when they wish to be n1nj4.

Informer X: But why would they want to be ninjas when they're already pirates?

SG2: What's more powerful than a ninja or a pirate? A ninja pirate, obviously. They're skilled enough to successfully blend into both societies, and also, they are vikings. (Also, I don't know if I've said this yet, but this has been my favorite IGNO thread in months, because it's the first time the IGNO spirit has really come to life in a long time...and I really, really miss that.)

Karma: Blood > All. People are mentioning death gods. WHERE IS MY DGP. There is only room for ONE person of royalty here and now that the Kaiser is back you're just gonna have to deal. Apple princes take a back seat to the Blood Kaiser, dear. Random = Good. That is all.

SG2: Owned. As for the DGP...well...you get it when you officially take back your place on the throne. From Russell. By force.

Karma: Oh REALLY. So where IS my minion anyway?

SG2: You know, it IS rather unprofessional of him to up and disappear from IGNO so soon after being given the throne... It's times like these I really wish I had finished the Christmas story on time, because I could make so many references to Russell letting the IGNOLand government fall into the hands of gnome terrorists...

Mr. Bones: russell i summon ye to this forum man i want the takeover and revolucion to occur right as russell returns i wanna kill some gnomes

SG2: Yeah, Russell, get your ass back here!! And drag Mike away from WoW long enough to get him to join while you're at it!! All in good time, my friend...we don't want to do it all at once, because I do intend to write the Christmas story, even if it's on hold temporarily, and it would be no fun to steal all the potential plotlines. Still, we could always find a way to frame Russell for selling IGNO government secrets to the gnomes, and then tell the Kaiser about how much he failed her country in her stead...

Mr. Bones: RUSSELL I SUMONED YOU WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED YET but i want a bloody coup of epic bloodiness, can you believe how long we have been conspiring in tiny text for lol. hurry up and finish the story pl0x

SG2: I forwarded a text to him, Maranda and Aibou last night, and it went unanswered by all. Apparently people are too good for us now. The story will be finished when I get around to it. If you pressure me, I probably won't want to do it anymore and it'll feel like a chore, so just be patient or it won't get written at all.

Karma: lol I can see you conspiring in tiny text, so when you tell me Russell fucked up my country I might not believe you.

SG2: Conversely, if you do not believe your loyal citizens who have tried to protect your country in your absence, they may rise up against you in rebellion. We conspire for your benefit, Your Excellence.

Karma: I think I'll just keep my eye on all of you, juuuuust to be sure. Just in case. No hard feelings ya'know.

SG2: No!! Lots of hard feelings!! We've...we've worked hard to preserve this forum in your absence!! Pretty much only me and John have (well, Maranda too, for a while), while everyone else has forsaken IGNO!! How could you think of us as potentially unloyal servants?! ;_;

LG: OMG yes I like apples. Infact I worship them!......*Bows to apples*