Started On: January 28, 2008
Last Post On: April 18, 2008
Total Pages: 5
Total Posts: 64
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And if you’re watching, NSA, don’t worry – the only CP here is Cringeworthy Posts.
Moose: Well guys, you may or not know, but my hawt folder of juicy pictures got erased a few weeks ago. Included in that said folder, was my hot and suculent images of my fetish- CP. I know some of you guys are discouraged by CP and all, due to it's racy nature. But trust me, this is who I am. I just find those CP images and those amazing videos. Mmmm. yeah. So, I will share with you guys my last images that for reasons unknown, I had in a separate folder. Now, these are hawt and all, I need me my little cute and sexy CP images. So, IGNO, will you help me? Pleeeeeeeease. Haha, JK. 
I need some Captain Picard pictures, or any other funny, and safe for IGNO, variations on CP as you can. DO IT, IGNOERS. Oh, and this is my epic 100th post
SG2: Oh man, I totally sympathize. I've got a huge CP fetish myself and I know how hard it must be to lose such an epic collection. Let me share some of mine with you. I'll start with a Constipated Persian.
Moose: Oh baby 
I love me some hawt constipated persians.
Reese: Blackfenix delivers: [Link]
Cumtastic: wait... I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.. Cumtastic's Pride? No ... I need that.
Moose: Mae has just won this thread. And Russell, I was looking for that motivational poster of Stephanie in the Captain Picard outfit asking what CP you meant, but alas, I couldn't find it. Do you still have it?
Reese: [Link]
Cumtastic: I winned *does dace, makes love, gets down tonight* wwwooooOOO
Reese: You cant do Dace, she was mine first!
Cumtastic: no bitch.. well, ok. she was your's but she likes me better 
says she prefers less feline people.
Reese: Feline? me? How? You're the one with the vagina!
Cumtastic: hey hey none of that now... I'm just relaying the message.
Reese: FINE! You can keep that slut, but when she comes crawling back, I may not be so open!
Cumtastic: She will never leave m... wait where did she go?
Reese: lol, you win. I can't stop laughing long enough to continue the charade.
SG2: I demand Russell change his avatar back!! I've gotten too used to his Jiraiya face (and you guys have to admit that expression really does suit him in real life) to see anything else!! Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix iiiiiit 
Reese: How about we compromise and Jiraiya becomes my group icon, or we could make the Miroku smaller and have that as the group icon?
Cumtastic: I do love Jiraiya
Reese: DONE!
Cumtastic: YAY!
Reese: There you go flaunting your power over me...BTW, SG2, can I get the Miroku pic as my group icon?
Bones: whipped much russell. *macks whip sound*
Reese: Oh, I mack whips all the time.... But no, not at all, just.... I don't know, but it's different!
SG2: Send me the Miroku pic so I can shrink it to the right size and I can set it up as the next rank above Edward.
Fenix: Umm, yeah, bit I'd have the edward icon for at least like a thousand more posts, then after that they change even less frequently.
Cumtastic: nnnooooooo not LESS frequently
Moose: Seriously guize, get back on topic. I want some hardcore CP. Naow.
SG2: Well there are many types of CP. Which do you want? I could consider sharing my collection of Candycane Pipecleaners, or possibly Chocolate Papyrus or even...dare I say...my Catacomb Priestesses, with you.
Karma: WTF.
SG2: Cee pee!! Are you unfamiliar? I think you're too consumed with your Dee Gee Pee to notice other pr0nz.
Cumtastic: omg.. 1st didn't really understand the DeeGeePee thing.. now I think I got it.
SG2: Death God Porn.
Moose: I am partial to Charmander Porn. Anyone have any?
SG2: SG2 delivers. [Link] Now if you'll excuse me...I'm gonna go get the brain drill.
Reese: Now if you'll excuse me...I'm gonna go get the brain drill.
SG2: Adam's the one who wanted the CP!! *points*
Karma: 
WTF
Reese: Look, now you broke Karma! Also, what has been seen cannot be unseen.
SG2: But that's why I censored them!! 
Reese: You censored them cuz pr0n isn't allowed.
Moose: Well Russ, it was a huge pain to get her to censor them. She was all "Nooooo, this is perfect for IGNO- we need more Pokemanz porn!" I mean c'mon man. Charmander and Vulpix? That obviously turns her on 
Plus- she suggested we put Charmander Porn images on in the first place I wanted Canned Peaches. Canned Peaches, Combine Police, Circumcised Persians, Creatively Paisley, Crafty Personalities, Cookie Popes, Concocting Professors. The CP here is endless
SG2: ...WTF. No.
Moose: 
Bones: technically not furry because charmander does not have fur. its only semifur. its a fur scale hybrid porn.
SG2: Why did I post the CP
Crisis: cause Adam requested it?
SG2: I should have told him to GTFO 
Crisis: Yet you didn't.
SG2: He brainwashed me with his...his CP beam...!!
Lemmy: 'Tis a very powerful beam, see. Matter a'fact, I think a more mild form of it came blasting out of your mouth and smacked me upside the head when we met at DaizEX in 2006. I never recovered.
Karma: @_@....
Cumtastic: What K said.
SG2: Hey, it's not nearly as bad as Lemmy's new thread, which is precisely why THAT is locked away in /RANDOM/ where it can prevent me from using the Brain Drill on Karma's head again. Because if I had to I'm pretty sure I'd make some sorta Zombie Vampire...the physics of which just baffle me.
Cumtastic: *calculates the physics for the fun of it* Quite interesting.
Lemmy: Then I hereby give up any and all sexuality and become a monk of Karma's order. There's no sex, no porn, no masturbation; just wholesome awesomeness in a pure and celibate form. Woah, wait. There's still the matter of her DGP . . .
Cumtastic: indeed. she's a horder.
SG2: You know you're lying anyways, as such things are impossible.
Cumtastic: nah uh.. ever read "the giver" hmm? there was perfect order until Jonas ruined it.. then he only ruined it for one person.
SG2: I mean for Lemmy specifically.
Cumtastic: well then... that's ok... not like I really had a say any way... I just like to think I do
Crisis: Paranoia is a very healthy state of mind. If you think everyone is out to get you, it means you think you matter.
Cumtastic: indeed. BUt I realise I'm not that important... I just have friends who like to hurt their friends... and for that I have to watch... for flying knives.. and not Aibou's fling Knives of love either... the hurty non-love ones.
SG2: What a coincidence, ALL of my knives are of the hurty non-love variety!!
...Think of it as...a giant sparkly knife. With razorblades on every side.