Who is coolest?

 

ville: Choose dammit!!!

SG2: First, I must say, touche on the tagline saying I am indeed the coolest. I think for that you should AUTOMATICALLY get my vote. Also, touche on the SG2-style random poll choices. Well done indeed. Hm...indeed a tough question...I will give it some thought, but I really am considering you, because you just did an AMAZING job of getting on my good side. *gives Andrew icecream and flies away*

ville: Nice. Be careful of the trees!!!!!!!

SG2: Yes, I will watch that... I'm just glad there are no goats around to...uh-oh... *is surrounded by goats* ...crap... *goats move in and begin pummeling SG2* In other news, I still can't think of who to vote for...

Katie: I can't decide whether to vote for myself or the goats....I mean, we're both just so awesome, really... hmmmmmmmmmmmm I think I need another day to ponder...

SG2: Remind me to kick you in the hall tomorrow...

ville: I will give you the "signal". Two loud coughs! Then kick her. Yay for having a system in place!

SG2: Well, you know. I would probably kick her anyways. It's sort of become...a hallway tradition.

Angel: Mememememe. Because I am so egotistical? rofl. I was going to pick the trees option, but then, I'm not a dendrophiliac..

SG2: Hmmm...but, you know the word for it...Hmmm...*ponders* And this won't be any fun if everyone votes for themselves...Andrew, you should have thought this through... How about, OTHER than me AND yourselves, who is the coolest?

)v(ajin: You've got my vote Angel.

SG2: I saw that coming, actually. )v( and Angel have had this connection since the CAR days.

)v(ajin: Angel is my little love bunny. She just doesnt know it yet.

SG2: ...

Sage: me or i will make you pay and i will have fun with it. cobra!!!!!!!!!!

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Angel: I know too much useless stuff

You rock ^__^!!

Haha .. ummm ..

Awww, you're my luff bunny too ^_________^!!! Can I change my vote and give )v(\/ a vote?

)v(ajin: But then you wont be in the lead anymore.

Angel: I'd be tied in second anyway, so it wouldn't matter. Plus, everybody else has yet to vote, and I don't think I'd be in the lead anymore .

SG2: Well, you know. Everyone loves you, Angel, so you're sure to get more votes. I haven't voted yet...hm, I am subject to bribes, if anyone wants an extra vote in their favor, from the Admin...hehehehehe...

Angel: They do? YAY! I'm luffed ^__^! You know you're my bestest bestest buddy ever and you'd LOVE to vote for the weird Australian girl ^__^!!

SG2: That's more like...subliminal messaging... And why do you keep frickin' changing your avatar, like, EVERY DAY?!

Angel: Because I get bored really easily. I can never stand having something the same for too long, because it gets boring. That, and I take way too many pictures of myself '. I like experimenting with lighting effects and my camera Well, if I were like, "Can you vote for meee?" I'd sound desperate..

SG2: Yes, both true. You take too many pictures of yourself. Heh, well, you know... "Must...vooooooooooote for Aaaaaaaaaangeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll..."

Angel: I like taking pictures of myself. It's fun. Yes you must vote for Aaaaaaaanngeellll. I'm still in the lead, for now. That is cool.

SG2: Well, you voted for yourself. Heh, and since I added your girlfriend as a choice, now, she's going to think you let her down...wahahahahahaha...

Angel: I want to revoke my vote. Can you vote for her??!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! You know you want to..!!!

)v(ajin: I thought you wanted to vote for me

Angel: I want to vote for both of yooouu >__<'.

IcePrincess: You deserve to be the coolest Angel baby, but then i could be bias... Sage Of Yuri/Yaoi would have my vote if we could vote twice.

Angel: Yeah, that might be being a bit biased Just maybe..

IcePrincess: Hahahaha i dont think that anyone would blame me for that though.

Angel: Course not. You is special my lady love

IcePrincess: Awww thankyou Angel-heart, you are soo sweet

Angel: Yay.

IcePrincess: Thats why everyone loves you

SG2: OK...seriously, you guys need to save the endless one-sided convos for PM's or chatrooms or something, because it's a bit riddiculous at this point... I can't vote. I don't want any of the forum-ers to rebel against me for not getting my vote, so I am saving my own skin by just not voting. Yeah. I am smart.

Karma: I haven't voted because really, I only know like...two people well enough on this thread to consider them worth voting for. Nobody else is voting for themselves though, right? That should be a rule in the future. You're not allowed to vote for yourself. That's just stupid. Ah well. I don't need votes to know I'm cool. I'm damn cool and I need nothing to prove it. On a random note though, why am I second on the list of names? I only recently joined here...well, last September anyway, but still, I'm not one of the big well known members on teh board. Ah well. Whatever.

SG2: I think you know everyone well enough from this forum to vote, Karma. *steals Angel's subliminal mind trick* Vooooooooote for SG Twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Yeah, halfway through I said that, but it was too late for some folks. Idiots. Full of yourself much?

Karma: It's called "self-esteem." Normally I don't have much of it, but this is an exception.

SG2: Hah. I wouldn't know of that. What's it like?

)v(ajin: SG2, you arent in this poll, remember? We're voting for the second coolest person...

Angel: I voted for myself, because, well, I am cool? Did Yon-Khu vote for himself?

IcePrincess: Thats just sad Angel baby. youre right sg2 we are shocking. But thats just coz we love eachother. And we are basically the only ones on at the same time as eachother...

Angel: I disagree Maybe I just have too much self esteem, or something

IcePrincess: Do you forget who you are talking to and all that you have told me? You have good self esteem but now way to you have too much, I think you could do with more...well at least in real life.

Sage: thats true ( leavs on a gundam)

Katie: Wait, so I can't vote for myself? Fine then, I guess I just won't vote! Unless I vote for the goats... If someone gives me a cookie I'll vote for them. Soooo hungry....*dies*

SG2:

...I...forgot I wasn't in the poll SHUT UP!!!!!

ville: *gives katie goat shaped cookie*

IcePrincess: *places a box of cookies (various animal shapes) on her door step with note* note: Enjoy, and vote for AngelGoten

SG2: Andrew, we've been over this, and Katie ever told us herself (nutjob that she is). She will not eat anything made from goats, made from anything that COMES from goats (IE goat milk, goat cheese, etc...), and I'm sure anything SHAPED like a goat. She is insane. I was GOING to say there is one goat-related thing she will eat...but... Uh, I realized that I do NOT want to go there...

Angel: Those fricken goats again >__<'!! I saw a goat at Dreamworld, once, and it looked at me funny.

IcePrincess: oh go on you know you want to say it. Maybe it thought you were cute....maybe you looked at it funny first? Like all those girls in indro...

Angel: Those chicks at indro were just weird. Why am I always given totally bitchy looks *cries*. No fair. ... Anyhow, on topic : I am still the coolest person, because hardly anybody has voted for anybody else.

IcePrincess: True but if you hadnt voted for yourself then youd be tied with Sage Of Yuri/Yaoi...which i think is fair coz yous both rock

Sage: thats ok becouse i know that i am cool god i hate that saying.

SG2: I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT!!!!!!!!! Because I haven't voted yet I can't even see the results, heh, so I don't know whos' winning. Surprising, though, I'd figure Andrew would be runner-up after Angel. *shrug*

Sage: thats why i said that

SG2: Angel must feel so loved. On one hand, she is winning this poll. On the other, we all rip on her. Why? Because, "we just rock. Heaps."

Sage: metal for ever

SG2: ???

IcePrincess: well Angel has 3 votes SageofYuri/Yaoi has 2 and Yon-Khu has 1...

Sage: doesent matter to me

SG2: No, I'm just surprised is all.

Sage: so but its fun

SG2: It'd be better if we got more people to vote, but I think most people are ignoring this thread...

Sage: true

SG2: We only have, what, like 5 total votes? Since I didn't vote, either, that means most of the members here have ignored it...Katie, did you vote? Angela? Karma? Yon-Khu? Cliff? Mae? Brad? )v(? Andrew, even? WHO HASN'T VOTED YET?!

Angel: )v(\/ voted for me, I believe. Come on people, vote for the sad little Australian girl who voted for herself !

Sage: yes but i will rule the world ( Evil samile)

IcePrincess: Well youll probably do a better job then is being done now

Sage: yes i would and it be like an place that no one could even comphean

IcePrincess: It would have to be better then this world, though i cant really complain my life isnt bad itd just be better if someone smart was running the joint...damn money hungry pollies

Sage: yes that is true.

IcePrincess: well you and angel can rule the world coz you two are cool ands you guys rock

Sage: yes she can help and she works there and i can start hear

IcePrincess: Yeah

Angel: I'll rule the world on my own. It would be a lot of fun. I'd rock

Sage: it will be the best and we can see pengins flying

SG2: And if it's Angel, it'd be flying kangaroos, too.

Angel: And flying Koalas. Don't forget the Koalas

SG2: Err, that's right, how could I forget the koalas? And the dingos, too!!

Sage: ya but one snap my neck the other day so i cook it it good!

SG2: Um, right. I believe that. Because they show up so often where we live.

Sage: i saw turking for like the whole week i think thay are tring to kill me i am serois

SG2: Well those are at least New England animals. Like deer. But not koalas and dingos!!!

Angel: Dingos are prettiful. I like them A DINGO ATE MY BABY

Sage: but i am still cool i hate that line

SG2:

ARE YOU @#$% SERIOUS?! *runs around in panic*

Sage: yes you better run ( whips out and mini gun evil smerk)

Sage: sg2 look out. take that evil panda

SG2: *clasps head in hands* THE DINGOS AND PANDAS HAVE JOINED FORCES!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around and panics more*

Sage: calm down thay are not an threat..... well to me. ( hits sg2 with an gun clip)

IcePrincess: Youre not the only one, its a spaztarded line if there ever was one.

Sage: yes i know that but still black is cool

SG2: So, who is the coolest?

Sage: i am

SG2: *shoots* You can't say yourself!! Read the rules, dammit!!!!!!

Sage: fine then iceprincess or menchi ya menchi sorry

SG2: Hm. Andrew I think your thread is a flop.

Sage: yes it has

Angel: Just a littlllllllllle bit of a flop

IcePrincess: ah what? why the hell am i in that poll?

Angel: Because you are cool? Or.. apparently not cool, because nobody voted for you Just kidding .. If I could revoke my vote, I would

Sage: becouse i chose you or menchi that why

Cumtastic: I feel under-appreciated.

Sage: don'r worry about it you are not it just looks like it

Katie: Yeah, this thread was dead so I figured I'd just come in and vote for myself.

)v(ajin: I just can't get my eyes away from that frigging goat avatar. *shudders* Who wants to see porn of that? Urgh *vomits*

IcePrincess: what? ummm when was goat porn mentioned in here??? you would chose menchi id imagine.....i almost got excel saga the other day but i bought beserk instead. oh well.

)v(ajin: I never said anything about goat porn. It's that goat avatar. *shudders*

)v(ajin: Oh, wait, i did say something about goat porn. Was referring to previous posts on other threads, as well as the reason why Katie put an avatar of a goat on. Because she wants to molest that thing, and see it's bits. That's just wrong, and sick and *vomits*

SG2: FINALLY someone else who doesn't completely think I'm crazy!!! I am SO glad to hear I'm not the only one who thinks Katie's obsession with goats is creepy! I mean, you don't know the HALF of it!! In the hall at school, she shouts random things like "I love goat condoms" and "heavenly goat slobber" and even...I shudder to bring up the day she said she was bored and in a hurry to go home, not wanting to go to D Block, because she had a goat orgy planned at her house... YOU HEAR THAT KATIE?! STOP MOLESTING GOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie: Naaaaahhhhhhh. *returns to goat orgy* You guys are welcome to come over and join, if you want. And I KNOW you secretly want to...

Sage: no thank you i will sloter them all

SG2: I win this poll by default, and I don't even HAVE to have orgies with goats to convince them to vote for me.

Angel: Well, I'm in the lead out of everybody else .. I am so loved

Sage: this is old so ya it won't count

SG2: Ooooh, BURN!!! Nice one Saj!!

Yon-Khu: Yeah, this poll is stupid...I mean, of all people, stupid Angel is winning...and for fuck's sake, I'm getting beaten by TREES...?!?! *shakes head* I think I should win this poll by default, since I am the greatest super-being to have ever existed, and it's MY universe, after all...

SG2: I actually voted for you...notice how you have one vote, and who the Hell else do you think it came from... But yeah, this poll was a good idea, but the idiots who VOTED are just stupid, I mean, I think IP voted for Sajid, and Angel voted for herself, and Sajid and Die voted for Angel, and stupid stuff like that... I agree with Yon-Khu. I am the coolest by far, obviously, it's my site, and who COULD be second coolest besides my right-hand-man?

Yon-Khu-"Right...Hand...MAN?!"
SG2-"Um...I mean...side...kick..."
Yon-Khu-
SG2-"Um...helper...monkey?"
Yon-Khu-
SG2-"I think I should start running now..."

Sage: i don't care who wins this thred at the end i will win ( evil smile)

Yon-Khu: Actually, since I'll definately outlive you all...in the end, I'll be the only one winning...

Sage: i am not talking about this i am talking about somthing you will never understand

SG2: HEY!!!!!! *charges up massive energy attack* RAGING CHAINSAW INFERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sage: collest is angent excel

SG2: Not Menchii?

Sage: menchi is sleeping its the lolicon ninjas

SG2: Lol. LOLICON NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's too funny.

Sage: i know thay why i do it

SG2: We are so doing that in the Christmas story, the Gnome's Lolicon Ninja army vs. Yon-Khu's army of Shotacon Ninjas from the Shotagan Eye

Sage: i will put most ideas not alll like the elfs vs the gnobes

SG2: Yeah. Well we have the basic plot down already, I'll put me and Yon-Khu's ideas in the Christmas thread later, but basically we just need you and everyone else now to fill in the blanks with random. We'll probably do elves versus gnomes, since the gnomes always kidnap Santa anyways.

Sage: ok

Yon-Khu: Lolicon ninjas? *dies* I think we could work that into the storyline, but as my Shotacon-Eye-generated boys are just illusions...it wouldn't be much of a fight...unless the lolicon ninjas all turn out straight, and run after the naked illusionary boys off the edge of a cliff or something... :sandshield: "...come lick my big, blood-soaked, sandy ball..."

SG2: Lol, sounds good. But I DO want to put the Lolicon Ninjas in somehow...it's so absurd it's hillarious, IE, the very foundation of our stories.

Sage: the coolest is lolicon ninjas

Corey: since i was elected sexiest, that automaticaly makes me win this poll

SG2: I'm going to pretend none of the discussion on this poll every happened and though I had to swap some answers around I've changed my vote to the true awesomest person here, Karma.

Corey: as long as you agree that answer is the least cool person here

SG2: *turns very slowly* WHAT...did you just say? I'd watch your back. No one insults Karma and gets away with it.

Corey: let me quote you from a different thread:

It's official Andrew, your new name is Answer, as decreed by Typo Mastah Lemmy. ahh, where the hell do u get karma from answer? now i'm getting yelled at when i do what i am told

Katie: EL OH EL! Yay for funny misunderstandings! You should've capitalized the A

SG2: It's exactly that. Corey referenced a joke I posted last week, on a different thread, in a different section, that I don't think he even replied to there, and he didn't capitalize Answer, so what does this look like to you? Doesn't it look like he's saying, in response to what I said, that 'that answer' is 'the least cool person here'? It's not a difficult misunderstanding to make when Corey can't type coherently (and don't use your fingers as an excuse when u r always typing liek this corey).

Corey: ah, where my capitalizations and spellings always lack though, you should notice that i make things extra wordy and really i'm dr rockso the rock and roll clown on cocaine words should be never addededededededededed, they should really be subtracted because i always try to add extra rubber chicken words whenever anvil i have the chance so if i wanted it to say that that answer i prob world have aliens put that that that that that in that spot where i love hearing myself talk so everyone knows that never to add words to corey, only subtract or mabye you should realize that every post i make makes fun of andrew, so thats pretty much it i guess then

SG2: ...I guess that's true, you DO always make fun of Andrew...I should have known that.

Corey: i've turned emo over this tread and i own a fancy expensive razor blade not as fancy as andrew's HIM razor blade

SG2: Maybe someone should make a new who is coolest poll in Off-Topic with a more up-to-date member list. Someone meaning me since I don't trust anyone else to do it (Andrew did this, Corey's choices would all be him/Unicomm Sucks, Katie's would be to the goats, etc)...

Karma: Awww, I'm the awesomest person according to the admin! And I'm defended to the point of threatening violence when people apparently insult me! Whoo!

SG2: Uh, y-yeah, well that's...uh... ... ...Well it was pre-Zombie Karma, I can tell you that much.

Karma: So if I'm a zombie you won't for me? I find that highly descriminatory.

SG2: Yeah well, what're you gonna do, right? For the record it's not so much your Zombie-ness...I said before, I'd stay by your side even in these times of trouble no matter what. Yet somehow, the fact that my brain's safety has been called into question makes me slightly less eager to defend you to the death.

Karma: I already told you, just find me a different replacement for your brain and I'll leave yours alone. If I don't eat your brain and promise not to, will you definitely vote for me, zombie or no?

SG2: Depends. Can I trust the promise of a zombie? No offense, of course.

Corey: you can trust the promise of tim's mom, to be IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Karma: Somehow, I knew that was coming. And I'm a very loyal and trustworthy zombie. I swear on brains!

Corey: wow, i came up with like 7 replys to that in my head so here is the cleanest i could come up with from that statement I was cumming last night too, in tim's mom, IN THE SACK!!!!

SG2: That is not clean. That should be saved for the Tim's Mom IN THE SACK game anyways. This is exactly the type of material that broke Karma's brain in the first place and I do NOT need this to happen again if I may be able to finally win over Zombie Karma. I don't really have any other brains that are easy to come by and clearly this replacement was tainted, so who knows what other horrible things lurk on the black market? DO NOT DESTROY HER BRAIN AGAIN!!

Corey: i never said it was clean, i said it was the cleanest that i could come up with and also didn't you say we can go off topic any time we want in ghost town?and besides, she pretty much told me to keep going by saying i knew that was comming, you know thats like a free check for tim's mom stuff for me so i think this new brain can take it because the new brain wanted it, where did you get this brain, hmmm?

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SG2: Uh...uh...uh... *ignores the pelting of Corey questions, grabs disoriented Karma by one arm, and runs off to the black market mafia store very reputable not-brain-selling-place*

Corey: does this "store" sell, well, other organs, namely, fingers, how about bionic fingers that can shoot stuff? or i can hide stuff in it?

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SG2: Well...that depends. You with the cops?

Corey: u think i'm with the cops? me? corey? me?