May 20, 2014
Atlas: LG when does your grandma get here
SG2: I want some rabbit soup
Atlas: I heard she was coming
SG2: LG's grandma where are you
Bradios: Bring yo grandma
SG2: BRAD QUICK
SG2: Do the dance of flaming bunnies
Bradios: Got it!
Bradios: *does the dance of flaming bunnies as he remembers*
SG2: *imitates him and joins in*
??????: BLAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Bradios: WHAT THE SHIT?!
SG2: WHAAAAAAAAAT
SG2: THE JIZZARD??!?!?!?!?
SG2: DID WE DO THE DANCE OF THE JIZZARD BY ACCIDENT?!?!?!?
Bradios: XL
Bradios: EXPLAIN THIS
??????: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SG2: *grabs Brad and runs away*
SG2: NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS YOU IDIOT LET'S GO
SG2: *jumps on his shoulders*
Bradios: AAAAAAAAARRRGGGH!!
Bradios: *runs away at hyperspeed*
xL: I'll save you!
SG2: *Scooby Doo chase sequence begins*
SG2: *they run through a hallway full of doors*
SG2: *Yay For V@gina plays in the background*
SG2: ...WAIT HOW IS XL
SG2: ...IF YOU'RE THERE
SG2: AND...HE'S THERE...!!!!
??????: GAAAAAAHHHH
SG2: WE NEED TO UNMASK THIS VILLAIN
Bradios: WHO THE FUCK IS THE JIZZARD?!
SG2: ...BUT FIRST WE NEED TO KEEP RUNNING!!
Bradios: *RUNRUNRUNS*
SG2: *Hanna Barberra running sound effect plays*
??????: *CHASES*
SG2: WHERE IS VELMA KARMA WHEN WE NEED HER
SG2: RIKES!!
??????: HEHEHE
Bradios: *shoots and runs away*
SG2: If only we had an IGNO theme song, that would be playing in our scooby doo chase sequence
xL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
SG2: That works
LG: Hey gang I set up a net
SG2: Do we need to split up?
Karma: wait wat
LG: Yes. I'll take the hot and smart ones. You two pussies go off by yourself and ruin our planning...
SG2: Ruh-uh!!
Karma: I'M A GENIUS, I guess that means I'm with LG
SG2: Ri Ron't Roo It!!
xL: wat abt me
LG: youre one of the pussies
Karma: Will you do it for a Scooby Snack
SG2: Rot Rithrout Ra Reese Roda
LG: and SG2 would you do it for a cheese soda, which totally belongs to you and not xL
SG2: Rokay!!
SG2: *guzzles down the cheese soda*
Karma: *throws snacks at the monster then 'cause apparently they are useless*
Bradios: Excellent
SG2: *drags shaggy xL off to go the opposite direction*
SG2: Who does Brad go with
SG2: MTS ISN'T HERE SO BRAD YOU BE DAPHNE
SG2: PUT ON THIS WIG
Bradios: Fiiiine *puts the wig on reluctantly*
LG: come on hot stuff lets go
SG2: *continues to run through the halls with xL*
Bradios: Okay. *follows along behind LG*
SG2: RE'S RIGHT RERIND RUS!!
Karma: *follows after Bradne and LGFred*
??????: RAAAAAA
SG2: RE RURNED RINRISIBLE?!
LG: This monster is so full of fail. Gang I think we are close to solving the mystery
SG2: *manages to get to the area where the trap is set*
??????: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
LG: Bradne and Karma pull it now
Bradios: *pulls the trap*
Karma: Pull what? God damn it I shouldn't have taken my contacts out alrady!
Karma: *fumbles around for her half of the trap lever*
??????: God damn it
SG2: RITS REXREL!!
SG2: RO RONDER RE RASN'T ROLLOWING RE!!
LG: Damn Karma cant see anything without her contacts!
LG: Shit I never would have seen that coming
Karma: Lame pun is lame Fred
Bradios: I know, right?
SG2: Rarma, rexprain
SG2: Row rid re roo rit?
Karma: Well it seems pretty obvious, so because I'm a genius, let me explain
Karma: It's wholly apparent despite me joining in halfway that xL was really just Bored As Hell and decided he wanted to mess with you all
Karma: It was easy to switch back and forth between costume images--didn't you notice that whenever the THING showed up, xL conveniently vanished?
SG2: Rov rourse!!
SG2: Rits ro robvious row
Karma: Clearly
Karma: It's okay that you didn't see it, I mean, you're not a genius like I am
LG: Nah I was checking out Bradne's hot ass
SG2: Ror rame risn't rin ra ritle >_>
SG2: *coughs up a dog bone lodged in her throat*
Karma: At least I can SAY my name
SG2: FINALLY!! Man, talking like that was so demeaning
SG2: I CAN SAY MY NAME
Karma: I feel like this needs to be posted in teh SGDoo thread...
SG2: SGSGDOOOOO!!