February 25, 2014
LG: *dances*
Bradios: *dances alongside you*
LG: BRAD NO THATS THE DANCE OF FLAMING BUNNIES
LG: IT GONNA RAIN FLAMING BUNNIES!
Bradios: WHat?! D:
LG: *RUNS AROUND IN A CIRCLE*
Bradios: Nuuuu!! Not the flaming bunnies~ Dx
SG2: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
LG: I was doing a posting dance
LG: then brad joined
SG2: BRAD WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT DANCE
SG2: THAT DANCE IS FORBIDDEN
LG: but he didnt do exactly what i did and he did the dance
SG2: THAT...
SG2: IS *AIBOU'S* DANCE
Bradios: I dunno. Some random bunny girl in a wrestling mask was dancing it in the streets the other day,
Bradios: I thought it was cool and I thought I'd do it.
Bradios: Didn't realize it was this sorta thing D:
LG: you have doomed us all
SG2: FUCKING FUCK
SG2: WHAT DO WE DO NOW
LG: dIE
Bradios: Water bombs?
LG: Do we have that power?
Bradios: Well, I am a walking cannon.
LG: What is a flaming bunny's weakness?
SG2: ...water...hawks?
SG2: What eats bunnies
LG: My grandma
LG: Should I go get her
SG2: Yes
LG's Grandma: I heard there are some bunnies I need to eat
Bradios: THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE
LG's Grandma: Well dearies don't you panic
SG2: LG's Grandma we need your help
LG's Grandma: I brought enough hard candies for everyone
LG: Grandma we have a real problem that doesn't involve hard candies
LG's Grandma: *slaps LG*
LG's Grandma: Don't back sas your grandma you little bitch!
LG: Sorry gand mama
SG2: Wow
LG's Grandma: Thats what I thought... Shit head...
Bradios: LG's Grandma, we need your help.
LG's Grandma: Okay first everyone take some candy, you all look so skinny.
LG's Grandma: Then I will help.
Bradios: There are flaming flying bunnies falling out of the sky, can you help us take them out? Please? 🙂
LG's Grandma: Put this candy in your fat little mouths first you little cum-dumpsters!
Bradios: Okay. *grabs a candy*
LG: Grandma please dont call my friends cum-dumpsters
LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*
LG's Grandma: Shut up slut!
LG's Grandma: Okay where are these bunnies?
Bradios: *points up* There.
LG's Grandma: I'll make us all some rabbit soup!
LG's Grandma: *pulls out AK-47*
LG's Grandma: TIME TO HUNT YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKERS!
Bradios: Yeah! Go get 'em gram!
LG's Grandma: *slaps Bradios*
LG's Grandma: AM I YOUR GRANDMOTHER YOUNG MAN!?!?!?!
xL: Tell me something, Grandma, do you ride DICK as well as you do on a wheelchair?
Bradios: I was just being nice, Ms... 🙁
SG2: XL NO
LG's Grandma: I ride a DICK just about as well as you do!
LG's Grandma: But soon you wont have yours...
LG: Grandma we dont need another person coming to your trailor park
xL: My COCK isn't your respirator!
LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*
LG's Grandma: What have I told you about back sassing me boy
SG2: I love your grandma LG
LG's Grandma: And I love you too herman
LG: Sorry SG2 she sometimes thinks that orangeish things are her ex lover herman
LG's Grandma: xL YOU LITTLE CUM GUZZLER! You cant handle my shit! I would break you!
LG's Grandma: *Shoots all of the bunnies out of the sky*
LG's Grandma: YES LET IT RAIN DEAD BUNNIES ON EVERY PART OF THIS LAND!
Bradios: Yaaaaay! Got get 'em!~ 😀
LG's Grandma: THE WATERS WILL FLOW READ WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL OF THOSE WHO DONT EAT MY FUCKING SWEETS, CANDIES, AND SOUPS!
LG: Grandma you mean red
LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*
LG's Grandma: At my age I'm lucky to talk without my teeth falling out! Show some respect!
LG's Grandma: So who wants some soup?
xL: I want some candy
Bradios: What kinda soup?
LG's Grandma: Bunny soup!
LG's Grandma: It's a bit hot dears.
LG's Grandma: Let grandma blow on it for you.
SG2: Do you use the blood in the broth, LG's grandma?
LG's Grandma: Of course. I also use semen, mangos, and the hopes and dreams of orphans
SG2: LG, your grandma should get a job down at Peach Out Homeslices
LG's Grandma: Here's your soup dear.
SG2: Thank you LG's grandma
LG's Grandma: Have some whiskey with it... Makes you feel better!
LG: Grandma can I have some whiskey?
LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*
SG2: Now I know why LG slaps people so much
SG2: I always thought it was just a gay thing
LG's Grandma: WAIT YOUR TURN! OUR GUESTS GET SHIT FIRST!
LG: Yes ma'am... Sorry.
LG's Grandma: And SG2 what is this Peach Out Homeslices?
SG2: Me and LG run a pizza shop
LG's Grandma: *slaps LG*
LG's Grandma: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!
LG: I'm sorry grandma! I forgot!
LG's Grandma: I WOULD EAT THERE WITH ALL OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS!
LG's Grandma: *whips LG with a bullwhip*
LG: NO GRANNY NO!
LG's Grandma: I would let you have my soup for this little store of yours. I think it's so cute you kids are trying to make enough money for soda and candy.
SG2: Thanks, grandma!!
LG's Grandma: Of course sweetheart. Oh you got a little bit of food around your mouth let granny get that.
LG's Grandma: *licks around SG2's mouth*
LG's Grandma: There all clean
LG: GRANDMA!!! Dont do that!
LG's Grandma: Do I need to cut you?
LG: No ma'am...
LG's Grandma: I'm sure SG2 is happy I helped her
SG2: U-um...thanks grandma...
LG's Grandma: Youre welcome. You should have some more soup and whiskey, so you can grow up to be big and strong.
SG2: I wonder where everyone else went?
LG's Grandma: Probably to the malt shop to see their favorite girl
LG's Grandma: *yawn*
LG's Grandma: Grandma's tired
LG's Grandma: She needs to go to sleepy land for a bit, but LG should stay and talk to his little friends
LG's Grandma: Good night shit heads
LG: knowing her she'll be up all night shooting rabbits
LG: she loves hurting small things
SG2: Like you as a kid?
SG2: Like your PENIS as an adult?
LG: like me at anytime of my... fuck you