Goku Comes To Town

January 1, 2013

This one involves a bunch of references to inside jokes between me and LG about the Dragonball fanfiction by…no, you know what? I’m not even going to try explaining this. It won’t make any sense even if I do. Don’t worry about it. This is mostly here for LG’s and my enjoyment anyways.

Son Gokou: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

LG: *slaps Son Gokou*

LG: NO ONE KNOWS

Son Gokou: *cries*

LG: YEAH BITCH!

Son Gokou: I'M TELLING CHICHI

Son Gokou: THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY

LG: NO

LG: GOHAN WILL

LG: He'll probably have to whore his bodyoff to Piccolo

Son Gokou: HE ALREADY DID BECAUSE I BLEW HIS LUNCH MONEY ON HOOKERS AND POT

LG: Just like the anime

Son Gokou: YEAH BUT DON'T TELL CHI-CHI

Son Gokou: SHE'LL ANALLY PENETRATE ME WITH THE STRAP-ON AGAIN

LG: I'll tell jenny

Son Gokou: JUST LIKE IN EPISODE 862

Son Gokou: NOT JENNY

LG: O_O

LG: that episode i dont remember

LG: Even though it won an emmy

Son Gokou: IT WAS NOMINATED FOR 5

Son Gokou: BUT IT ONLY WON 2

LG: fucking 4kids one piece won the other 3

Chi-Chi: WHO IS THIS JENNY I KEEP HEARING ABOUT

Son Gokou: OH FUCK

LG: the slut Son Gokou is bangin

Chi-Chi: *open fires*

Super Saiyajin Gokou: *kills Chi-Chi*

Super Saiyajin Gokou: BITCH YOU GET BACK IN THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE MY GODDAMN DINNER

LG: ...

LG: O_O

LG: *me walks away*

SG2: I don't think that happened in the show.

LG: it happened

SG2: It should have