Pancakes

June 25, 2009

PWR: EPICCCCCCCCCCCCC DX

Hamel: It's the Rainbow!!

SG2: OMG *BOW*

Mr. Bones: If only the Rainbow was in order

Mr. Bones: I see red orange yellow purple green

SG2: So guise, epic war thread is epic, amirite?

PWR: WAR = SOFUCKINGEPICOMGIZZLEZ

SG2: GODDAMMIT PWR YOUR SIG MAKES ME WANT PANCAKES

SG2: GO MAKE ME SOME NAO

Hamel: Pancakes...

PWR: MAKE SOME SG2 AND SOBE YOURSELF!! XD

SG2: DID SOMEONE SAY SOBE

SG2: *GETS OUT SOBE BOTTLE AND BREAKS IT, THREATENING PWR*

SG2: MAKE. ME. SOME. PANCAKES. NOW. *BITCH*.

PWR: YOU WANNA WRASSLE?! -BRINGS OUT DA LADEL*

PWR: I'MMA COOK YOUR FURRY LITTLE ASS!!

Hamel: Someone said fire? *looks at PWR, readying a match with a can of hairspray*

SG2: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SG2: YOUR LADEL DOESN'T SCARE ME, HO!!

SG2: I SAID MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN FUCKING PANCAKES

SG2: Okay, I replied to the RP. AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY PANCAKES ON IGNO, PWR.

PWR: Shit, lemme catch up. I GOT YOUR FUCKING PANCAKES, HOE!!

SG2: I AM NOT A GARDEN TOOL BITCH

SG2: *TACKLE...WITH KNIVES*

PWR: COME AT ME... -Madonna Tit Attacks SG2's eye sockets-

PWR: HOOOOOOOOOOE

SG2: F-F-F-F-FUCK YOOOOOOOOOU YOU BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

SG2: *EVISCERATES PWR WITH HER CHAINSAW OF DOOM*

PWR: OMGDECOYED!! -Replaces herself with an old lady instead- HAHA, you killed that elderly woman!!

SG2: ...............YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL BEING TO EVER BEFOUL IGNO WITH YOUR PRESENCE

SG2: WHY DIDN'T I FIND YOU SOONER

PWR: AND YOU LOVE IT. YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH THE EBIL I CREATE!!

PWR: Yes ma'am!! DX -whips out easy bake oven, pops in ready mixed batter, sits for 2 mins, and wahhhlaaah-

PWR: -passes her the plate of giant pancakes- Enjoi!! :3

SG2: *eyes plate warily*

SG2: It's not like...gonna come to life and try to LOL IRONY eat me, is it...? >.>;

PWR: Eat. ^_^

SG2: *n-nervously picks up fork*

SG2: *and...s-s-stabs the pancake*

PWR: JUST EEEEEEEEAT DX I didn't waste my ready mixes for nothing, SG2 >:(

Bradios: PANCAKES WHERE?! GIMME THEM DAMMIT!!

PWR: None for Bradios. ^_^ EAT SG2, EAT AND BECOME MIEN FULL!! :devil:

SG2: N-no!! Bradios wants some!!

SG2: I'll share!! Here, Bradios, take them, they smell suspicious delicious!!

Hamel: *suspicious*

PWR: DX -FORCE FEEDS SG2- YOU FUCKING WANTED THEM, NOW EAT THEM YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH

SG2: *MOUTH FULL, TRYING TO SPIT THEM OUT* N-N-N-NHHHOO IH DHNT THRRUST YHHYYYOOUU

SG2: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT* *SPIT SPIT*

PWR: Hamel will now have the affectionate nickname of Hammie.

PWR: YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP DEAR, ALL I HEAR IS 'CAN I HAVE SOME 'ORE?!' -Viciously feeds more into SG2'S mouth-

PWR: YOU LOVE IT?! YESSS! YUM!~ CHEW, BITCH!

Hamel: Hammie?????

Hamel: But I hate ham!

Hamel: ...

PWR: Shush, Hammie!! DX

SG2: MMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKK YHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

SG2: BHHHHHHHHHHHHHITTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SG2: *SPIT SPIT SPIT*

SG2: THEY ARE DELICIOUS BY THE WAY

SG2: *SPIT SPIT SPIT*

SG2: BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE

SG2: *SPIT SPIT SPIT*

PWR: YOU WILL NOT DIE. ONLY SUFFER! -SHOVES MORE- EAT BITCH, EAT AND BE FILLED WIT MY EBIL!

SG2: N-N-N-NHEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVHEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: IT'S KAMIKAZE TIME!!

SG2: ****************MASSIVE EXPLOSION******************

SG2: TASTE THE FURY OF MY TIGER BLOOD, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

SG2: GETBACKERS REFERENCE, EMISHI FTWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN-----*ENGULFED*

PWR: OH HELL NAHH

PWR: NOW YOU WILL FEEL MY TRUE POWER

PWR: -STEPS BACK, CLICKS A BUTTON- Now, in a few seconds, the little bombs I implanted in the pancake batter will go off, HAHA!! -menacing face- AND YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO TINY LITTLE TIGER PIECES!!

SG2: YOU GET THOSE FUCKING PANCAKES AWAY FROM ME YOU DEMONIC WHORE

SG2: *RUNS LIKE HELL*

PWR: GOODBYE, SG2!! WE WILL NOT MEET AGAIN!! Teehee~

PWR: -Commands the crows to bring her back- You have already eaten some, my dear ~

SG2: I AM IMMORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--*EXPLOSION*

PWR: THIS CHATBOX IS HINDERING ME FROM GOING ANYWHERE, FUCK YOU CHATBOX DX

PWR: Hehe. -skips off- I WIN ZE WAR!!

Hamel: *throws a match hairspray can at PWR*

Hamel: I WIN THE WAR!!

Hamel: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PWR: All...is...lost... -dies-

PWR: Zomg...epicness everywhere. It's like an epic orgy. >_> or something along those lines.

SG2: WHY HAVE I JUST EXPLODED ON TWO DIFFERENT FORUMS FOR TWO DIFFERENT REASONS

PWR: BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THAT DAMN KEWL! DX

PWR: YOU DESERVE TO DIE. DX<

Hamel: ...

PWR: Let me read the RP, guise. Brbbizzlez

SG2: *IS STILL ALIVE BECAUSE SHE IS FUCKING IMMORTAL*

SG2: NO, *I* WIN THE WAR

SG2: THIS CALLS FOR A SONG, I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THIS ONE

SG2: IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

SG2: This was a triumph

SG2: I'm making a note here, "huge success"

SG2: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

SG2: Aperture science

SG2: We do what we must because we can

SG2: For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead

SG2: But there's no sense crying over every mistake

SG2: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake

SG2: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive

SG2: I'm not even angry

Hamel: NUUUUUUUUU THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: I'm being so sincere right now

SG2: Even though you broke my heart and killed me

Hamel: DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: And tore me to pieces

SG2: And threw every piece into a fire

SG2: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

SG2: Now these points of data make a beautiful line

SG2: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time

Hamel: *implodes from cake is a lie*

SG2: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned from the people who are still alive

SG2: Go 'head and leave me

SG2: I think I'd prefer to stay inside

SG2: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

SG2: Maybe Black Mesa

SG2: That was a joke, haha, fat chance

SG2: Anyway, this cake is great

SG2: It's so delicious and moist

SG2: Look at me still talking when there's science to do

SG2: When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you

SG2: I've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive

SG2: And believe me I am STILL ALIVE

SG2: I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE

SG2: I feel fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE

SG2: And when you're dying I'll be STILL ALIVE

SG2: And when you're dead I will be STILL ALIVE

SG2: STILL ALIVE

SG2: STILL ALIVE

SG2: RUSSELL LOVES PENIS SEX, THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!

Hamel: *dead*

Hamel: x.x

SG2: Also yes Hamel the cake is a lie

Hamel: It's all a lie...

PWR: OMGizzlez, whaaaat?! XD

SG2: *gives Hamel some SuperCake*

SG2: This is the sacred cake of IGNO...it is the only non-lie cake

SG2: The Holy Grail of cakes, if you will

Hamel: CAKE!!

Hamel: *eats*

Hamel: ^_^

SG2: 😀

SG2: OMG, I just spammed Still Alive on YDB

SG2: I would have done it here but my explosion there was far more deserving and epic

PWR: LURVED IT

PWR: ^_^ Tonight was hella epic. Here and YDB XD

PWR: NIGHTS GUYS. Night Hammie. _>

SG2: And with that, I must go

Hamel: Me too X_X

Hamel: I'm like...really tired and I go into work early

SG2: I win PWR >:D

SG2: *NINJA VANISH*

PWR: ANOTHER DAY, SG2. ANOTHER DAY.

Mr. Bones: Ahoy thar

PWR: Okay guys, me too. Goodnight ya'll and thanks for another epic night XD

PWR: BONES >_>

PWR: NIGHT